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david sharp

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Jun 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/2/97
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Uh-Oh I'm doing just what the guy who posted this wanted, a bunch of
responses.

D'Oh

david


Sweigard C

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<Fuck off. Just because someone is right winged, doesn't mean they're
anti-gay you fuckin dumb-assed liberal. Get your fucken facts straight
you retard!>


Rush...is that you??!? <GG>

Evil Ed

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Gordon Dunlop wrote:

> Doc Quack wrote:
> >
> > Gordon Dunlop <gor...@geocities.com> wrote:
> >
> > >Dear Simpsons Fans,
> > >
> > >All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer
> is
> > >GAY. Homer is coming out. etc...etc...

What I want to know is if those of us with BRAINS IN OUR HEADS know
that this is a fabrication... why do we even continue with this
pointless discussion?

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<BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE>Doc Quack wrote:
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<BR><I>&gt;</I>
<BR><I>&gt; &gt;Dear Simpsons Fans,</I>
<BR><I>&gt; &gt;</I>
<BR><I>&gt; &gt;All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer
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<BR><I>&gt; &gt;GAY. Homer is coming out.&nbsp; etc...etc...</I>
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; What I want to know is if those of us with BRAINS IN
OUR HEADS know that this is a fabrication... why do we even continue with
this pointless discussion?
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He...@ix.netcom.com

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Jun 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/4/97
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> > >
> > > Gordon Dunlop wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Dear Simpsons Fans,
> > > >
> > > > All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
> > > > GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
> > > > d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
> > > > viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
> > > > thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
> > > > after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
> > > > the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
> > > > animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
> > > > homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
> > > > men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
> > > > to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
> > > > may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
> > > > not Simpsons?
> > > >
> > > > Thanks,
> > > > Gordon
> > >
> > > Because the Simpsons is a right wing, anti-gay show. Remember
> > > "NRA4EVER"?
> > >
> > > I think you should take this message as seriously as your message....

> >
> > Fuck off. Just because someone is right winged, doesn't mean they're
> > anti-gay you fuckin dumb-assed liberal. Get your fucken facts straight
> > you retard!
>
> I think you should quiet down and look at it isn't it ovious.If you have ever read much of Matt Groenings "Life is Hell" cartoon strip
you should realize that his views do not lean to the right. Also in the
episode that showed NRA4EVR Matt Groening was portrayed as an alcoholic
nazi fugative. I have a feeling that what these incidents are are called
jokes. A simpson newsgroup should be pretty familiar with the concept of
jokes. One last thing to consider is this quote from life is hell "If I
vote Republican, I'm I responsible for their crimes?"

Nicole

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Jun 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/4/97
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Tim Moore wrote:
>
> I don't see how. After all, he often persuades Marge to "come to bed"
> and almost had an affair with Mindy and the country singer (I forget her
> name). Then again, he has given some hints...

The country singer's name was Lurleen Lumpkin.
--

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ya_it's_me!!

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Jun 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/5/97
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On 4 Jun 1997 07:26:30 GMT, ben...@aol.com (BenC100) wrote:

>Gordon Dunlop writes:
>
>>Dear Simpsons Fans,
>>
>>All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
>>GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
>>d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
>>viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
>>thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
>>after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
>>the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
>>animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
>>homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
>>men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
>>to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
>>may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
>>not Simpsons?
>>
>>Thanks,
>>Gordon
>

>Uhh, yeah, and Ozmodiar is for real.
>
>No Simpsons writer, producer, or director would in their right mind ruin
>the show like that. With Marge dead and the kids in foster care, where
>would the show go? The entire show revolves around the nuclear Simpson
>family.
>
>If Homer really does "come out," it'll probably be a fluke that's resolved
>by the end of the episode. That's usually what happens in series TV.
>
>I wouldn't be surprised if you were some disgruntled fan or staff member
>with a beef against the producers.

Amen to that!! I totally agree, this is some disgruntled
fan.....maybe even a staff member.....for sure.

He still won't say how old he is...:)))

Gordon Charrick

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Jun 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/6/97
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In alt.tv.simpsons Omar <om...@intellipage.com> wrote:
: That sounds like the best episode ever. I saw Ellan and it was great
: when she came out. I hope it is as great when Homer comes out.

I can see all the fundinazis screaming at the advertisers already. They
need an episode where Reverend Lovejoy gets caught molesting some of
the kids!

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You know you've created God in your own image when he hates the exact same
people that you do.

Jym Dyer

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Jun 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/6/97
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> Can anyone tell me where the ever popular R-Rated Simpsons
> picture of Homer And Marge doing the deed is on the Web

=o= Sorry dude, that's got an X-rating. You'll have to go
through Net Nanny and Adult Check and Surf Watch to get a
look at it.
<_Jym_>

andy brownlee

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Jun 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/7/97
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In article <339216...@geocities.com>, Gordon Dunlop
<gor...@geocities.com> writes

>> > >
>> > > Dear Simpsons Fans,
>> > >
>> > > All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
>> > > GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
>> > > d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
>> > > viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
>> > > thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
>> > > after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
>> > > the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
>> > > animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
>> > > homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
>> > > men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
>> > > to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
>> > > may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
>> > > not Simpsons?
>> > >
>> > > Thanks,
>> > > Gordon
>> >
>>
How can Homer be gay, when The Simpsons had a whole show dedicated to
Homer making sure Bart didn't hang around with that gay guy (I forget
his name). If Homer is so against any of his children being around gay
men or, more to the point, being gay, how can he allow for himself to be
so?
Thanks,
Helen.

--
Helen Brownlee

Nicole

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Jun 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/7/97
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That gay guy's name was John.


> Thanks,
> Helen.
>
> --
> Helen Brownlee

Dave Hall

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Jun 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/7/97
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The 'Mac' Clan <cla...@xtra.co.nz> wrote:
>Can anyone tell me where the ever popular R-Rated Simpsons picture of
>Homer And Marge doing the deed is on the Web

Try http://www.g.ro.wu/p.html

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GREGORY M SHELTON

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Jun 8, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/8/97
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Three things
1. "BULLSHIT !!!"
2. "Its Ellen"
3. and WS is only intrested in MB and would feel nothing towards Homer



Ian Campbell - RDTV/W95

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Jun 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/9/97
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He...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
: > > >
: > > > Gordon Dunlop wrote:
: > > > >
: > > > > Dear Simpsons Fans,

: > > > >
: > > > > All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
: > > > > GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
: > > > > d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
: > > > > viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
: > > > > thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
: > > > > after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
: > > > > the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
: > > > > animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
: > > > > homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
: > > > > men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
: > > > > to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
: > > > > may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
: > > > > not Simpsons?
: > > > >
: > > > > Thanks,
: > > > > Gordon
: > > >
: > > > Because the Simpsons is a right wing, anti-gay show. Remember

: > > > "NRA4EVER"?
: > > >
: > > > I think you should take this message as seriously as your message....
: > >
: > > Fuck off. Just because someone is right winged, doesn't mean they're
: > > anti-gay you fuckin dumb-assed liberal. Get your fucken facts straight
: > > you retard!
: >
: > I think you should quiet down and look at it isn't it ovious.If you have ever read much of Matt Groenings "Life is Hell" cartoon strip
: you should realize that his views do not lean to the right. Also in the
: episode that showed NRA4EVR Matt Groening was portrayed as an alcoholic
: nazi fugative. I have a feeling that what these incidents are are called
: jokes. A simpson newsgroup should be pretty familiar with the concept of
: jokes. One last thing to consider is this quote from life is hell "If I
: vote Republican, I'm I responsible for their crimes?"


One word, folks: TROLL, as applies to both the NRA4EVER episode and this
ridiculous Homer-coming-out message. Remember "LISA DIES - READ THIS"
and other such classics?

Every now and then someone will come up with an absolutely ludicrous plot
description, just to fan the flames.... Don't pay attention to the
original poster, as that person is obviously trying to get a rise out of
people....

Jarkko Gronberg

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Jun 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/9/97
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The 'Mac' Clan wrote:
>
> Can anyone tell me where the ever popular R-Rated Simpsons picture of
> Homer And Marge doing the deed is on the Web
>
> Thanks

WOW Ilike totally blew it it´s :
Http://home.sn.no/~ceg/disney/

sorry bout the confusion...

Jarkko Gronberg

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Jun 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/9/97
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The 'Mac' Clan wrote:
>
> Can anyone tell me where the ever popular R-Rated Simpsons picture of
> Homer And Marge doing the deed is on the Web
>
> Thanks


Try this:

index of/~ceg/disney/

Werner.Peeters

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Jun 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/10/97
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: >> > > All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
: >> > > GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
: >> > > d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile.

[snip]

That's very interesting, Mr. jackass- I mean Simpson. I'm going to type
it up on my invisible typewriter!

Na-nja-nja-nja-naa Na-nja-nja-nja-naa

Sorry, couldn't resist...


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Matt Barry

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Jun 11, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/11/97
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Geee Mr. Stupid Head Homrr gay...... Never well happen. Heard something
like this a few months ago in ats said Homer married Marge because he
was afraid he's bar friends would find out he was gay. Tell me didn't
he marry marge cause he knocked up (as Homer put it) and didn't he have
two differnt affairs.

JSNY1959

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Jun 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/12/97
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Homer GAY?!? Just because Dan Castellanetta played homosexuals in TRACEY
ULLMAN and MARRIED WITH CHILDREN doesn't make Mr. Simpson a Homer Sexual.
Besides, it'll conflict with the "Secret Origin of Bart" episode...

monk...@worldnet.att.net

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On Fri, 30 May 1997 17:25:59 -0400, Gordon Dunlop

<gor...@geocities.com> wrote:
>Dear Simpsons Fans,
>
>All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
>GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
>d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
>viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
>thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
>after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
>the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
>animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
>homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
>men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
>to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
>may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
>not Simpsons?
>
>Thanks,
>Gordon

I'll believe this when I see it. but I have a feeling that I won't!

nos...@ix.netcom.com

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Jun 13, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/13/97
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Ryan wrote:
>
> The 'Mac' Clan wrote:
> > Can anyone tell me where the ever popular R-Rated Simpsons picture of
> > Homer And Marge doing the deed is on the Web
>
> I hAve sOmE sImpSons pOrn. I haVe a bUnch of nAked picTures of baRt And
> liSa scReWing eaCh oThr tO. I alSo gOt that kEwl piC of hoMer screWing
> maRge. I'lL tRAde u tHem iF yOu haVe aNy kEwL wArEz. -Ryan

HeY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YouR NoT a
ReaL PoRN PiR8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ReaL
PoRN PiR8S PuT aLL THe VoWeLZ iN LoWeR CaSe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!! aND aLL THe NoN-VoWuLZ iN HiGHeR CaSe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aND HaVe TeRRiBLe VoCaBuBuLaRee aND No CoNSePT oF HoW
To SPeLL aNYTHeN WRiTe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aND uSe LoTZ oF Z'z aND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!'s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'M S0 k00l!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'M a ReaL PiR8 aND u aRe NoT HaHaHa...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If you can't lick 'em, laugh at 'em. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Vince Chan

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Jun 13, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/13/97
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Tim Blair wrote:

>
> On Fri, 13 Jun 1997, Ryan wrote:
> > The 'Mac' Clan wrote:
> > > Can anyone tell me where the ever popular R-Rated Simpsons picture of
> > > Homer And Marge doing the deed is on the Web
> > I hAve sOmE sImpSons pOrn. I haVe a bUnch of nAked picTures of baRt And
> > liSa scReWing eaCh oThr tO. I alSo gOt that kEwl piC of hoMer screWing
> > maRge. I'lL tRAde u tHem iF yOu haVe aNy kEwL wArEz. -Ryan
> Makes you just wanna wipe out the whole human race, doesn't it? The fact
> that millions of years of evolution has produced THAT is scary. If there
> was a God, he is truely dead.

Maybe you didn't realize it, but that was a joke. I pretty funny one,
IMO. <ROFL>
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Marc Levin

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Jun 14, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/14/97
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In article <33A18C...@pixel-fusion.com>, Ryan <ryan@pixel-
fusion.com> writes

>
>I hAve sOmE sImpSons pOrn. I haVe a bUnch of nAked picTures of baRt And
>liSa scReWing eaCh oThr tO. I alSo gOt that kEwl piC of hoMer screWing
>maRge. I'lL tRAde u tHem iF yOu haVe aNy kEwL wArEz. -Ryan

Do these sick people piss anybody else off or am I the only one?

------------------------------------------------------
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-(To send me E-mail, remove the ".rmvthisforemail" from
the return address)
-By the way, if this letter is a bit hostile in some places I
apologize but in that case I had a rather heavy drinking session yesterday and
I'm not 100% yet

Marc Levin

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Jun 14, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/14/97
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In article <33A16C...@ix.netcom.com>, nos...@ix.netcom.com writes

>
>HeY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YouR NoT a
>ReaL PoRN PiR8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ReaL
>PoRN PiR8S PuT aLL THe VoWeLZ iN LoWeR CaSe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!!!!!!!!!! aND aLL THe NoN-VoWuLZ iN HiGHeR CaSe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aND HaVe TeRRiBLe VoCaBuBuLaRee aND No CoNSePT oF HoW
>To SPeLL aNYTHeN WRiTe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aND uSe LoTZ oF Z'z aND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!!!!'s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'M S0 k00l!!!!!!!
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'M a ReaL PiR8 aND u aRe NoT HaHaHa...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>

You forgot to mention that they usually have no life whatsoever apart
from their computer.

Lawrence Vincent Doran

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Jun 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/15/97
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In article <gglUYjAd...@flmr.demon.co.uk>,
Marc Levin <Ma...@flmr.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>In article <33A18C...@pixel-fusion.com>, Ryan <ryan@pixel-
>fusion.com> writes
>>
>>I hAve sOmE sImpSons pOrn. I haVe a bUnch of nAked picTures of baRt And
>>liSa scReWing eaCh oThr tO. I alSo gOt that kEwl piC of hoMer screWing
>>maRge. I'lL tRAde u tHem iF yOu haVe aNy kEwL wArEz. -Ryan
>
>Do these sick people piss anybody else off or am I the only one?
>

He was joking, dumbass.

Marc Levin

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Jun 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/15/97
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In article <5nvl82$5...@tor-nn1-hb0.netcom.ca>, Lawrence Vincent Doran
<lvd...@netcom.ca> writes
>
>He was joking, dumbass.

How was I meant to know that, twat.

Lawrence Vincent Doran

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Jun 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/16/97
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In article <raY2GAAr...@flmr.demon.co.uk>,
Marc Levin <Ma...@flmr.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>In article <5nvl82$5...@tor-nn1-hb0.netcom.ca>, Lawrence Vincent Doran
><lvd...@netcom.ca> writes
>>
>>He was joking, dumbass.
>
>How was I meant to know that, twat.
>

You would if you had an IQ any higher than a raisin, angel drawers.


kwyjibo

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Jun 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/16/97
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Marc Levin wrote:
>
> In article <5o1ttf$6...@tor-nn1-hb0.netcom.ca>, Lawrence Vincent Doran

> <lvd...@netcom.ca> writes
> >>>He was joking, dumbass.
> >>
> >>How was I meant to know that, twat.
> >>
> >
> >You would if you had an IQ any higher than a raisin, angel drawers.
>
> There wasn't one thing in his message which was hinting at a joke,
> bunghole.
>
Can't you guys PLEASE take this elsewhere??! Something like PRIVATE
e-mail exchanges come to mind..
HAGAI

Lawrence Vincent Doran

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Jun 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/17/97
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In article <72Ty9CAC...@flmr.demon.co.uk>,
Marc Levin <Ma...@flmr.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>In article <5o1ttf$6...@tor-nn1-hb0.netcom.ca>, Lawrence Vincent Doran
><lvd...@netcom.ca> writes
>>>>He was joking, dumbass.
>>>
>>>How was I meant to know that, twat.
>>>
>>
>>You would if you had an IQ any higher than a raisin, angel drawers.
>
>There wasn't one thing in his message which was hinting at a joke,
>bunghole.
>

OK, enough. I love you and I'm sorry that we ever argued. You were right and I was wrong and I
apologize profusely from the very bottom of my heart. Let's be friends.

BTW, angel drawers was a compliment.

Marc Levin

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Jun 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/17/97
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In article <33A5DF...@pixel-fusion.com>, Ryan Johnson <ryan@pixel-
fusion.com> writes
>Ussually if someone types in hacker caps (like I was
>doing) and is very forthcoming about such sensitive subjects such as
>child pornography (well cartoons at any rate), you can assume that they
>are either not incredibly intelligent or that they infact have little
>intrest in pronography, and are meerly joking.

Hmm, interesting point. But I used to run a BBS and after some of the
people that called into that, I tend to take AnYbOdY thAt wrItEs lIkE
thIs serious. I mean you wouldn't believe how sick some people are.

Ryan Johnson

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Jun 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/18/97
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Marc Levin wrote:
>
> In article <5nvl82$5...@tor-nn1-hb0.netcom.ca>, Lawrence Vincent Doran

> <lvd...@netcom.ca> writes
> >
> >He was joking, dumbass.
>
> How was I meant to know that, twat.

Didn't know I'd start such a widespread debate (and insult session) with
that message. Ussually if someone types in hacker caps (like I was


doing) and is very forthcoming about such sensitive subjects such as
child pornography (well cartoons at any rate), you can assume that they
are either not incredibly intelligent or that they infact have little

intrest in pronography, and are meerly joking. I'd hope that everyone
would pick up on the second statment, but even one person who
mis-interpets this can spark off a debate that can last for months
(remember "Lisa the vegetarian"?). I probably should stop replying to
the porno requests, but it's just so much fun. Right in the middle of
the fabulous "best homer line" threads you'll find the occasional
"anyone got a pic of so and so masturbating?". It's just to much to
resist. Sorry for the misunderstanding, and I hope this incident will
prevent any future pranksters from infuriating you. -Ryan
---------------------------------------------------------------
Pixel Fusion http://pixel-fusion.com/
webm...@pixel-fusion.com ry...@pixel-fusion.com
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Gordon Dunlop

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Sweigard C

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i think all of this is a load of crap! it wouldn't make any sence for
Homer to become gay. jeeze, one show has a character come out of the
closet and everybody thinks their show is next! Get a life!


Chris Sweigard
http://members.aol.com/sweigardc/index.html

Calvin

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Homer wrote:
> I think it will be bad for the show but my friends dad who works for Fox
> says it will be great for the show. I can't wait till next fall to see
> it.


Um, Gordo, ya see how your e-mail doesn't change when you spam?
Moron.

Jack

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Gordon Dunlop wrote:
>
> Dear Simpsons Fans,
>
> All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
> GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
> d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
> viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
> thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
> after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
> the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
> animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
> homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
> men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
> to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
> may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
> not Simpsons?
>
> Thanks,
> Gordon

I have heard that too. I hope it does not wreck the show. There were
alson many other things which make me think he is gay to.

Doc Quack

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Gordon Dunlop <gor...@geocities.com> wrote:

>Dear Simpsons Fans,
>
>All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
>GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
>d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
>viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
>thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
>after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
>the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
>animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
>homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
>men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
>to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
>may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
>not Simpsons?
>
>Thanks,
>Gordon

Hmmm! Either you're a couple of months late, or ten months early for
an April first posting!

Doc


Omar

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Gordon Dunlop wrote:
>
> Dear Simpsons Fans,
>
> All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
> GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
> d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
> viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
> thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
> after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
> the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
> animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
> homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
> men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
> to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
> may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
> not Simpsons?
>
> Thanks,
> Gordon

That sounds like the best episode ever. I saw Ellan and it was great

burn...@erols.com

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Gordon Dunlop wrote:
>
> Dear Simpsons Fans,
>
> All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
> GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
> d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
> viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
> thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
> after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
> the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
> animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
> homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
> men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
> to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
> may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
> not Simpsons?
>
> Thanks,
> Gordon


Who do you think you are kidding? If that is supposed to be a
joke, it is the lamest one I've ever heard! Was anyone really supposed
to believe this? If you are going to try to fool us, make up somethimg
better!

-Alex

Wurkir

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Gordon Dunlop wrote:
>
> Dear Simpsons Fans,
>
> All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
> GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
> d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
> viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
> thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
> after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
> the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
> animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
> homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
> men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
> to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
> may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
> not Simpsons?
>
> Thanks,
> Gordon

Because the Simpsons is a right wing, anti-gay show. Remember

Gordon Dunlop

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Doc Quack wrote:

>
> Gordon Dunlop <gor...@geocities.com> wrote:
>
> >Dear Simpsons Fans,
> >
> >All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
> >GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
> >d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
> >viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
> >thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
> >after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
> >the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
> >animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
> >homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
> >men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
> >to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
> >may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
> >not Simpsons?
> >
> >Thanks,
> >Gordon
>
> Hmmm! Either you're a couple of months late, or ten months early for
> an April first posting!
>
> Doc

What do you mean by that?

Unknown

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On Sat, 31 May 1997 11:56:23 -0400, Omar <om...@intellipage.com>
wrote:

>Gordon Dunlop wrote:
>>
>> Dear Simpsons Fans,
>>
>> All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
>> GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
>> d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
>> viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
>> thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
>> after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
>> the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
>> animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
>> homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
>> men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
>> to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
>> may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
>> not Simpsons?
>>
>> Thanks,
>> Gordon
>

>That sounds like the best episode ever. I saw Ellan and it was great
>when she came out. I hope it is as great when Homer comes out.

OK....it's 'Ellen'


Unknown

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On Sat, 31 May 1997 11:46:52 -0400, Gordon Dunlop
<gor...@geocities.com> wrote:

>Doc Quack wrote:


>>
>> Gordon Dunlop <gor...@geocities.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Dear Simpsons Fans,
>> >
>> >All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
>> >GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
>> >d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
>> >viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
>> >thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
>> >after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
>> >the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
>> >animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
>> >homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
>> >men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
>> >to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
>> >may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
>> >not Simpsons?
>> >
>> >Thanks,
>> >Gordon
>>

>> Hmmm! Either you're a couple of months late, or ten months early for
>> an April first posting!
>>
>> Doc
>
>What do you mean by that?

He means what you said has to be some kind of joke......you didn't
really think you'd be taken SERIOUSLY, did you?..and why won't you say
how old you are? Gee, we learn how to spell in grade 2
here..............


fake email

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I'd like to think that anyone who has access to Simpsons tapes 5 months
before they air would have a decent grasp on the concepts of grammer and
maybe even a spell checker. Well, whatever.

Gordon Dunlop wrote:
>
> Dear Simpsons Fans,
>
> All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
> GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
> d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
> viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
> thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
> after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
> the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
> animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
> homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
> men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
> to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
> may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
> not Simpsons?
>
> Thanks,
> Gordon

--
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Gordon Dunlop wrote:
>
> Dear Simpsons Fans,
>
> All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
> GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
> d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
> viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
> thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
> after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
> the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
> animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
> homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
> men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
> to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
> may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
> not Simpsons?
>
> Thanks,
> Gordon

I think it will be bad for the show but my friends dad who works for Fox

Calvin

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Gordon Dunlop wrote:
>
> Dear Simpsons Fans,
>
> All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
> GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
> d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
> viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
> thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
> after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
> the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
> animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
> homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
> men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
> to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
> may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
> not Simpsons?
>
> Thanks,
> Gordon


6 year olds and e-mail do not mix.

"I'm not gay but I'll learn."

H. Simpson

Unknown

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On Fri, 30 May 1997 17:25:59 -0400, Gordon Dunlop
<gor...@geocities.com> wrote:

>Dear Simpsons Fans,
>
>All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
>GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
>d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
>viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
>thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
>after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
>the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
>animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
>homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
>men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
>to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
>may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
>not Simpsons?

OK, it's 'rumors', 'premiere', 'Marge', 'wreck', and 'Ellen'.......

Spencer Pomeranz

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Wurkir wrote:

>
> Gordon Dunlop wrote:
> >
> > Dear Simpsons Fans,
> >
> > All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
> > GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
> > d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
> > viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
> > thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
> > after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
> > the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
> > animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
> > homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
> > men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
> > to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
> > may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
> > not Simpsons?
> >
> > Thanks,
> > Gordon
>
> Because the Simpsons is a right wing, anti-gay show. Remember
> "NRA4EVER"?
>
> I think you should take this message as seriously as your message....


Fuck off. Just because someone is right winged, doesn't mean they're
anti-gay you fuckin dumb-assed liberal. Get your fucken facts straight
you retard!

Brian Pacula

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In article <339196...@cris.com>, pom...@cris.com wrote:

> Fuck off. Just because someone is right winged, doesn't mean they're
> anti-gay you fuckin dumb-assed liberal. Get your fucken facts straight
> you retard!

Ok, who wants to bet that this is a liberal in disguise, trying to make
right-wingers look like morons?

--
Brian Pacula MST IC #34105
bpa...@value.net http://value.net/~bpacula/

Gordon Dunlop

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It is true. I have contact with one of the producers.

Gordon Dunlop

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Spencer Pomeranz wrote:
>
> Wurkir wrote:
> >
> > Gordon Dunlop wrote:
> > >
> > > Dear Simpsons Fans,
> > >
> > > All the romours you may have heard around the net are true. Homer is
> > > GAY. Homer is coming out. On the season priemier her will say "I'm gay
> > > d'oh" Marrge will scream and Smithers will have a big smile. I have
> > > viewed the episode it was just finished last week. What do you think? I
> > > thought it will hurt the show. But I have viewed it and the 3 episodes
> > > after and I think it was and important change that was needed to keep
> > > the shows ratings. David Silverman, Simpsons director, producer and
> > > animator is gay. Do you remember when Homer said "my beer cold and my
> > > homosexuals FLAMING!". This implies that he has some interest in other
> > > men. Marrge is going to run away and kill herself and the kids will go
> > > to childrens aid. Sorry to reck the show for you but I just thought you
> > > may want to know A.S.A.P. Remeber gays fit in with the Ellan show. Why
> > > not Simpsons?
> > >
> > > Thanks,
> > > Gordon
> >
> > Because the Simpsons is a right wing, anti-gay show. Remember
> > "NRA4EVER"?
> >
> > I think you should take this message as seriously as your message....
>
> Fuck off. Just because someone is right winged, doesn't mean they're
> anti-gay you fuckin dumb-assed liberal. Get your fucken facts straight
> you retard!

I think you should quiet down and look at it isn't it ovious.

JJJAAAZZZ

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What I like about ol' Gordo here is that he makes up fake people who
agree with him, such as "Jack" and "Homer."

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