[BNN] ASCII characters moved about, public outraged
Atlas Bugged
Cyberspace, June 9, 2007: Welcome to Bugged News Network, where we report
the most significant events in the world - at least for some - regarding
everything that Bugged does.
In leading news today, several ASCII characters were *changed* in a link
that Bugged posted. Your BNN correspondents fanned out into the streets to
get our finger on the public's pulse, and report back to you, Fair And
Balanced.
We spoke with Lio Mohr Onboy, and he had some definite views he wanted to
share.
"Yeah, it looks like the authorities caught up with Bugged. His links are
down, I just checked," said the enigmatic poster who said we could just call
him "'Mohr-On' for short, it's how my friends know me."
BNN checked and found all 3 million links issued by Snipurl offline this
morning due to their server upgrade. We asked Mohr-On about this.
"Coincidence. Bugged is offline because of all the complaints."
Donald Mo'crap overheard us and added, "Bugged definitely altered his links.
Not that I care, but I've been clicking on them all morning. So I know.
Someone definitely complained, and he's done. Not that I care. My wife
told me not to care, so I don't. Really, I don't. Really."
In other leading news, there have been reports that Bugged ate breakfast and
walked along the ocean.
In a fast-breaking development, Bugged farted in one poster's face.
Unconfirmed reports have also been received by this bureau of Bugged having
taken a piss, eaten an egg-roll, and logged-on.
"This last report, if confirmed, is most disturbing," acknowledged Mr.
Mohr-On. Mr. Mo'crap piped right in,"Lio's right. Once Bugged logs-on, he
may try to entertain, possibly inform, or even express a view. Are we all
going to stand idly by until it's too late?"
Stay tuned to BNN for more on this developing story.
-BNN "All About Atlas Bugged, All The Time."
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Lio Convoy
news:7DEai.69771$vG3....@fe12.news.easynews.com:
> Stay tuned to BNN for more on this developing story.
> -BNN "All About Atlas Bugged, All The Time."
thanks for proving your troll status Charles. Have a nice day.
Oh, if the ASCII figures were moved around, then why didn't any of the
links, in any of your posts work? And why do you have new snipurl links?
Atlas Bugged
> news:7DEai.69771$vG3....@fe12.news.easynews.com:
>> Stay tuned to BNN for more on this developing story.
>> -BNN "All About Atlas Bugged, All The Time."
"Lio Convoy" <lioc...@iwonttellyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns994AA598B710Bli...@69.28.186.121...
> thanks for proving your troll status Charles. Have a nice day.
What? No! Don't go! Please! Lio! Come back, come baaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!
>
> Oh, if the ASCII figures were moved around, then why didn't any of the
> links, in any of your posts work? And why do you have new snipurl links?
BNN is preparing a four-part cover-story on why these ASCII figures were
altered. Only BNN can get to the bottom of this!
You just keep reading every word, clicking and testing every link, because
as long as there is an audience for BNN, well.....
"You can't stop the signal, Mal."
Atlas Bugged, 6/9/2007 5:21:35 PM
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smoked salmon
> "Atlas Bugged" <atlasbuggedBYs...@gmail.com> wrote innews:7DEai.69771$vG3....@fe12.news.easynews.com:
>
> > Stay tuned to BNN for more on this developing story.
> > -BNN "All About Atlas Bugged, All The Time."
>
> thanks for proving your troll status Charles.
Poor Bugged. "Public outraged" indeed. His links went down for two
weeks and nobody noticed or cared enough to say a word except for
about half a dozen people on his hate list who rejoiced. That's a sad
commentary about his impact on the world. Wherever his link is posted
it is perceived as spam unless someone actually clicks on it because
then it's perceived as the ravings of a lunatic.
smoked salmon
Lio Convoy
>> "Atlas Bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:7DEai.69771$vG3....@fe12.news.easynews.com:
>>> Stay tuned to BNN for more on this developing story.
>>> -BNN "All About Atlas Bugged, All The Time."
>
> "Lio Convoy" <lioc...@iwonttellyou.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns994AA598B710Bli...@69.28.186.121...
>> thanks for proving your troll status Charles. Have a nice day.
>
> What? No! Don't go! Please! Lio! Come back, come
> baaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!
>>
>> Oh, if the ASCII figures were moved around, then why didn't any of
>> the links, in any of your posts work? And why do you have new snipurl
>> links?
>
> BNN is preparing a four-part cover-story on why these ASCII figures
> were altered. Only BNN can get to the bottom of this!
>
> You just keep reading every word, clicking and testing every link,
> because as long as there is an audience for BNN, well.....
>
> "You can't stop the signal, Mal."
>
> Atlas Bugged, 6/9/2007 5:21:35 PM
>
Ok Novin, all your posts are going to be mailed to your family owned law
practice. I've had enough of your trolling. Copies have also been made to
send to your ISP for harassment, and possibly even my own lawyer. The only
way you can find yourself free of this, is to publically apologize to
everyone for being a troll.
Ass Bug
smoked salmon <informa...@msn.com> wrote:
> On Jun 9, 2:13 pm, Lio Convoy <liocon...@iwonttellyou.com> wrote:
> > "Atlas Bugged" <atlasbuggedBYs...@gmail.com> wrote
> > innews:7DEai.69771$vG3....@fe12.news.easynews.com:
> >
> > > Stay tuned to BNN for more on this developing story.
> > > -BNN "All About Atlas Bugged, All The Time."
> >
> > thanks for proving your troll status Charles.
>
>
> Poor Bugged. "Public outraged"
Misspelling, sorry. That should read PUBIC outrage. My tiny, almost
penis was VERY upset.
> indeed. His links went down for two
> weeks and nobody noticed or cared enough to say a word except for
> about half a dozen people on his hate list who rejoiced. That's a sad
> commentary about his impact on the world. Wherever his link is posted
> it is perceived as spam unless someone actually clicks on it because
> then it's perceived as the ravings of a lunatic.
>
>
> smoked salmon
>
>
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I know everything, and you are wrong! I AM a lawyer! AND a msucian!
Yes, I am! Don't make me call my mommie!!
Kweeg
> Ok Novin, all your posts are going to be mailed to your family owned law
> practice. I've had enough of your trolling. Copies have also been made to
> send to your ISP for harassment, and possibly even my own lawyer. The only
> way you can find yourself free of this, is to publically apologize to
> everyone for being a troll.
.. and to start labelling his off topic posts as OT where they are.
{{;-/>
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Lio Convoy
>> "Atlas Bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:7DEai.69771$vG3....@fe12.news.easynews.com:
>>> Stay tuned to BNN for more on this developing story.
>>> -BNN "All About Atlas Bugged, All The Time."
>
> "Lio Convoy" <lioc...@iwonttellyou.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns994AA598B710Bli...@69.28.186.121...
>> thanks for proving your troll status Charles. Have a nice day.
>
> What? No! Don't go! Please! Lio! Come back, come
> baaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!
>>
>> Oh, if the ASCII figures were moved around, then why didn't any of
>> the links, in any of your posts work? And why do you have new snipurl
>> links?
>
> BNN is preparing a four-part cover-story on why these ASCII figures
> were altered. Only BNN can get to the bottom of this!
>
> You just keep reading every word, clicking and testing every link,
> because as long as there is an audience for BNN, well.....
>
> "You can't stop the signal, Mal."
>
> Atlas Bugged, 6/9/2007 5:21:35 PM
> --
Come on Charles, let's see your excuse for your links not working again.
Let's see your public apology to everyone. I have a packet ready to send to
your office with all your posts, and copy of your TRB page.
Tom
WTF does this have to do with the SciFi channell, troll?
Tom
C.O.Jones
<drs...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Jun 9, 4:06 pm, "Atlas Bugged" <atlasbuggedBYs...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > [BNN] **BUGGED NEWS NETWORK**
> > Cyberspace, June 9, 2007: Welcome to Bugged News Network, where we report
> > the most significant events in the world - at least for some - regarding
> > everything that Bugged does.
> > Stay tuned to BNN for more on this developing story.
> > -BNN "All About Atlas Bugged, All The Time."
> > --
>
>
> WTF does this have to do with the SciFi channell, troll?
>
> Tom
>
I assume it's that he lives in a fantasy workd...
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Atlas Bugged
> Come on Charles, let's see your excuse for your links not working again.
> Let's see your public apology to everyone. I have a packet ready to send
> to
> your office with all your posts, and copy of your TRB page.
Huh.
If anyone's following this, no, I have no idea.
Atlas Bugged, 6/10/2007 8:22:45 PM
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Don't bother clicking...I guess....since...they don't work.
Huh.