Re: Part Thirty Seven of The Alternative Red Dwarf!/Website Information, etcetera.

[Marie Birch]

Blue Midget's Monitor, had suddenly, gone into Flashback Mode. The
Flashing Word: REPLAY, had appeared, at the top right side of the
Monitor. And the Flashback Mode, on Blue Midget's Monitor, had started
off, in black and white, and then, it had turned into colour. And,
Lister, had been seen, on Blue Midget's Monitor, walking down a
corridor, on the Dwarf, and he had been turned, towards the camera,
along with the Cat, who had got, a hair net on his head. And, the Cat,
had been attired, in a fancy Golden Dressing Gown. And, the Cat's
response, to all of this, had been - "This better be good! I was
sleeping, and sleeping's my third favourite thing! And you come and wake
me up this time of night!

And with that, Lister and the Cat, had entered, the Hologram Simulation
Suite, on the Dwarf. And, the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf,
is a square room, with Gigantic Wall to Wall Monitors, on which various
images of Rimmer, could be seen, which had recorded, practically
everything, that he had ever achieved, or had not, achieved (come to
that!), during his lifespan, as a human being, and during his deathspan,
as a Hologram, which had also included, his dreams, which had also
recorded, practically everything, that he had ever achieved,
or had not, achieved (come to that!), during his lifespan, as a human
being, and during his deathspan, as a Hologram.

And a sign, on the Door of the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf,
had read: "NO UNAUTHORISED ENTRY".

"What is this place?", the Cat had asked Lister, just out of idle
curiosity, if nothing else! "It's the Hologram Simulation Suite. This is
the room that creates Rimmer" Lister had answered him - "Have we come to
blow this room up?!", the Cat had asked Lister, in an indubitably
heartless manner! Lister had gone on, to inform the Cat - "Look, those
are his dreams and everything there". And after Lister, had pressed the
controls, on a Computer Terminal, in the Hologram Simulation Suite, on
the Dwarf - "Look, that's what he's dreaming right at the moment".

And Rimmer, could be seen, on an individual image, which had been
situated, along with various images of Rimmer, which had recorded,
practically everything, that he had ever achieved, or had not, achieved
(come to that!), during his lifespan, as a human being, and during his
deathspan, as a Hologram, which had also included, his dreams, which had
also recorded, practically everything, that he had ever achieved,
or had not, achieved (come to that!), during his lifespan, as a human
being, and during his deathspan, as a Hologram, which could be seen, on
one of the Gigantic: Wall to Wall Monitors, in the Hologram Simulation
Suite, on the Dwarf, and he had been, wearing a Top Hat and a Dinner
Jacket, and he had been, carrying a cane, and singing: "Someone to Watch
Over Me" by Gershwin, on a very small staircase, which had got, very big
fancy doors, at the very top of it. And, the very small staircase, which
had got, very big fancy doors, at the very top of it, which could be
seen, on an individual image, which had been situated, along with
various images of Rimmer, which had recorded, practically everything,
that he had ever achieved, or had not, achieved (come to that!), during
his lifespan, as a human being, and during his deathspan, as a Hologram,
which had also included, his dreams, which had also recorded,
practically everything, that he had ever achieved, or had not, achieved
(come to that!), during his lifespan, as a human being, and during his
deathspan, as a Hologram, which could be seen, on one of the Gigantic:
Wall to Wall Monitors, in the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf,
had looked very similar indeed, to the very small staircase, which had
got, very big fancy doors, at the very top of it, which the Comedians:
Morecombe and Wise, had used, to sing their songs, on their Shows, when
it had been, on BBC One, during the nineteen seventies, in the Twentieth
century, which had included, guest stars, such as, the actress, Glenda
Jackson and the Newscaster, Angela Rippon, for example.

But that said, however, it had not been, quite as simple, as all that,
because if you were to pull away, from the individual image, of Rimmer,
which had been situated, along with various images of Rimmer, which had
recorded, practically everything, that he had ever achieved, or had not,
achieved (come to that!), during his lifespan, as a human being, and
during his deathspan, as a Hologram, which had also included, his
dreams, which had also recorded, practically everything, that he had
ever achieved, or had not, achieved (come to that!), during his
lifespan, as a human being, and during his deathspan, as a Hologram,
which could be seen, on one of the Gigantic: Wall to Wall Monitors, in
the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf, who had been, wearing a Top
Hat and a Dinner Jacket, and he had been, carrying a cane, and singing:
"Someone to Watch Over Me" by Gershwin, on a very small staircase, which
had got, very big fancy doors, at the very top of it. And, the very
small staircase, which had got, very big fancy doors, at the very top of
it, on an individual image, which had been situated, along with various
images of Rimmer, which had recorded, practically everything, that he
had ever achieved, or had not, achieved (come to that!), during his
lifespan, as a human being, and during his deathspan, as a Hologram,
which had also included, his dreams, which had also recorded,
practically everything, that he had ever achieved, or had not, achieved
(come to that!), during his lifespan, as a human being, and during his
deathspan, as a Hologram, which could be seen, on one of the Gigantic:
Wall to Wall Monitors, in the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf,
had looked very similar indeed, to the very small staircase, which had
got, very big fancy doors, at the very top of it, which the Comedians:
Morecombe and Wise, had used, to sing their songs, on their Shows, when
it had been, on BBC One, during the nineteen seventies, in the Twentieth
century, which had included, guest stars, such as, the actress, Glenda
Jackson and the Newscaster, Angela Rippon, for example, that Rimmer, had
got, no trousers on! But, he was wearing white boxer shorts, when all
was said and done!

And, after Lister and the Cat, had had a good laugh, at the individual
image, of Rimmer, which had been situated, along with various images of
Rimmer, which had recorded, practically everything, that he had ever
achieved, or had not, achieved (come to that!), during his lifespan, as
a human being, and during his deathspan, as a Hologram, which had also
included, his dreams, which had also recorded, practically everything,
that he had ever achieved, or had not, achieved (come to that!), during
his lifespan, as a human being, and during his deathspan, as a Hologram,
which could be seen, on one of the Gigantic: Wall to Wall Monitors, in
the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf, who had been, wearing a Top
Hat and a Dinner Jacket, and he had been, carrying a cane, and singing:
"Someone to Watch Over Me" by Gershwin, on a very small staircase, which
had got, very big fancy doors, at the very top of it. And, the very
small staircase, which had got, very big fancy doors, at the very top of
it, on an individual image, which had been situated, along with various
images of Rimmer, which had recorded, practically everything, that he
had ever achieved, or had not, achieved (come to that!), during his
lifespan, as a human being, and during his deathspan, as a Hologram,
which had also included, his dreams, which had also recorded,
practically everything, that he had ever achieved, or had not, achieved
(come to that!), during his lifespan, as a human being, and during his
deathspan, as a Hologram, which could be seen, on one of the Gigantic:
Wall to Wall Monitors, in the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf,
had looked very similar indeed, to the very small staircase, which had
got, very big fancy doors, at the very top of it, which the Comedians:
Morecombe and Wise, had used, to sing their songs, on their Shows, when
it had been, on BBC One, during the nineteen seventies, in the Twentieth
century, which had included, guest stars, such as, the actress, Glenda
Jackson and the Newscaster, Angela Rippon, for example, that Rimmer, had
got, no trousers on! But, he was wearing white boxer shorts, when all
was said and done!

And, with that, Lister had kindly, informed the Cat, with Cherubic and
Seraphic innocence - "I'm going to give Rimmer the best present, he will
ever get!".

And, with that, Lister had taken off, his cap, and he had placed, a
Skull Cap helmet, on his head, which had been, connected to the Computer
Terminal, by a wire, in the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf.
Lister had started typing, at the Computer Terminal, in the Hologram
Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf, and he had seen, the Word: "LOADING",
come up on the monitor.

"What are you doing with that?", the Cat had asked Lister. "I'm
recording my memory!". And, the Cat had asked Lister, with some concern
- "Your entire memory?!". Lister went on, to inform the Cat - "Yeah,
everything! Everywhere I've been, everything I've learnt, my entire
knowledge! And, with that, the Words: "LOADING COMPLETE", came up, on
the monitor, almost immediately! Lister took off, the skull cap helmet,
on his head, which had been, connected to the Computer Terminal, by a
wire, in the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf. And, he stated -
"Right, that's it! I'm going to give Rimmer, a love affair! I'm going to
take eight months out of my memory, and I'm going to paste it, into his!
So everything, that's happened to me, he's going to think happened to
him! The Cat was utterly astounded, by what Lister, had got, in store,
for Rimmer, and he questioned Lister - "You're going to give him one of
your old girlfriends?!". And Lister, had kindly informed the Cat - "I'm
going to give him, Lise Yates!". And with that, Lister, had almost
pressed his head, against the Cat's head, in a gesture, of sheer excitement!

And with that, Lister had pressed, some more keys, on the Computer
Terminal, in the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf, and they had
both stared, at the Computer Terminals monitor. And, as the Cat, had
been, quite excited, at seeing, some very old video footage, of an Earth
Woman, And Lister, had had, to cover, the Cats' eyes, to keep him, under
control! But that said, however, Lister's hand, had not lingered, over
the Cat's eyes, for very long, and as, he had taken, his hand away, from
the Cat's eyes, the Cat, had made, a very Lusty Cat Like, Growling Sound
(which had sent out, a very obvious example, to just how he differed,
where mankinds sexual mannerisms, are concerned, when all was said, and
done!), at a rather attractive woman, who could be seen, in a Park, in
Liverpool, on the Computer Terminals monitor, in the Hologram Simulation
Suite, on the Dwarf.

And, the rather attractive woman, who had been known, as Lise Yates, and
she had also been, of mixed, black and white race, just like Lister is,
and she had even looked, a little bit, like him, where her facial
features, had been concerned! But that said, however, the rather
attractive woman, who had been known, as Lise Yates, who could be seen,
in a Park, in Liverpool, and she had also been, of mixed, black and
white race, just like Lister is, and she had even looked, a little bit,
like him, where her facial features, had been concerned!, had certainly,
looked a great deal cleaner, than Lister, had been (and still is, come
to that!), and she had still achieved, that very remote possibility, in
her lifetime, where that had been concerned, to say the very least!

And, the rather attractive woman, who had been known, as Lise Yates, and
she had also been, of mixed, black and white race, just like Lister is,
and she had even looked, a little bit, like him, where her facial
features, had been concerned! But that said, however, the rather
attractive woman, who had been known, as Lise Yates, and she had also
been, of mixed, black and white race, just like Lister is, and she had
even looked, a little bit, like him, where her facial features, had been
concerned!, had quite obviously, and definitely had, much better, dress
sense, than Lister had (and still has, come to that!), and she had still
achieved, that, very remote possibility, in her lifetime, where that had
been concerned, to say the very least!

And, the rather attractive woman, who had been known, as Lise Yates, and
she had also been, of mixed, black and white race, just like Lister is,
and she had even looked, a little bit, like him, where her facial
features, had been concerned!, had been seen, on the Computer Terminals
monitor, in the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf, running and
laughing. And finally, she had dived to the ground, in a very naive and
excited way, somewhat!

And, the rather attractive woman, who had been known, as Lise Yates, and
she had also been, of mixed, black and white race, just like Lister is,
and she had even looked, a little bit, like him, where her facial
features, had been concerned!, had been seen, on the Computer Terminals
monitor, in the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf, had suddenly
spoken, with a standard English accent - "God, I Love you Dave, I Love
you so much!". And Lister, who had been, only a voice over, only on a
memory recording, on the Computer Terminals monitor, in the Hologram
Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf, had suddenly exclaimed - "And I Love you
Lise!".

In an indubitably, Heartless and Cherubic and Seraphic manner (what
else, one might ask of Dave Lister, when all is said and done?!), the
Present Day Lister, had pressed some keys, on the keyboard, of the
Computer Terminals monitor, in the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the
Dwarf, and he had stated - "A few minor adjustments!". And with that,
the scene, had replayed, on the Computer Terminals monitor, in the
Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf, once again. And once again,
Lise had suddenly exclaimed - "God, I Love you Dave, I Love you so
much!". And Lister, who had still been, only a voice over, only on a
memory recording, on the Computer Terminals monitor, in the Hologram
Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf, had suddenly exclaimed - "And I Love you
Lise!". And still, in an indubitably, Heartless and Cherubic and
Seraphic manner (what else, one might ask of Dave Lister, when all is
said and done?!), the Present Day Lister, had pressed some more keys, on
the keyboard, of the Computer Terminals monitor, in the Hologram
Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf, and he had stated - "Change the voice".
And with that, Lister, had gone on, to press, some more keys, on the
keyboard, of the Computer Terminals monitor, in the Hologram Simulation
Suite, on the Dwarf, and once again, the scene had replayed, on the
Computer Terminals monitor, in the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the
Dwarf. And once again, Lise had suddenly exclaimed - "God, I Love you
Rimmer, I Love you so much!".

And, at that very moment, in Flashback Mode, via Blue Midget's monitor,
Arnold Rimmer, who had suddenly become, a voice over, only on a memory
recording, on the Computer Terminals monitor, in the Hologram Simulation
Suite, on the Dwarf, had suddenly exclaimed - "And I Love you Lise!".
And, Lister's Cherubic and Seraphic response, to that, had been - "And
that's it!". And, the Cat, had suddenly asked Lister - "And when he
wakes up, he'll think, all this happened to him?!". And, in a rather,
Devilishly Cherubic and Seraphic manner (what else, one might ask of
Dave Lister, when all is said and done?!), Lister had gone on, to inform
the Cat - "Yeah, the whole eight months!". And, the Cat, had exclaimed,
in an utterly selfish manner (what else, one might ask of the Cat, when
all is said and done?!) - "Man, that's a fine present! He was probably
only, expecting a tie!". And Lister, had certainly nodded, to that, in a
Cherubic and Seraphic manner (what else, one might ask of Dave Lister,
when all is said and done?!)!

And with that, Lister had carried on, pressing, some rather, more
significant keys, on the keyboard, of the Computer Terminals monitor, in
the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf. And this time, Rimmer could
be seen, on the Computer Terminals monitor, in the Hologram Simulation
Suite, on the Dwarf, fast asleep, in the Sleeping Quarters, on the
Dwarf, in a rather happy manner, somewhat, even though, he did seem to
be, a little bit dishevelled looking, with regard, to where his usual
crew cut curly hair, and the state of his ever so, Pristine and
Starched, White Senior Technicians: Red Dwarf/Jupiter Mining Corporation
Standard Uniform, had been concerned, to say the very least, somewhat!

And with that, Lister and the Cat, had entered, Rimmer's dreams, via the
Computer Terminals monitor, in the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the
Dwarf, via a Heart Shaped Zoom. And, as an obvious forerunner, to the
scene, that had been seen, previously, via the Computer Terminals
monitor, in the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf, where Lister,
had quite obviously, been frolicking, with Lise, in a Park, near
Liverpool. But this time, Rimmer/Lister, had been seen, walking with
Lise, with his arm, which had been, rather clumsily held, around her
shoulder, to say, the very least! And, it had been, quite fairly,
smegging obvious, that Lise, had been supporting, Rimmer/Lister, far
more, than he had been supporting her, at the time, because he had quite
obviously, been completely and utterly legless, via the very large
amount of fermented vegetable products, that he had consumed, at the time!

And Rimmer/Lister, had been seen, via the Computer Terminals monitor, in
the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf, drinking from a beer can,
and he had also been smoking, rather heavily, and he had also been seen,
wearing the same clothes, which one, would normally, have associated
with Lister, which had been, a very loud Hawaiian shirt, shorts and a
deer stalker cap. In fact, he had looked like a real slob, when it
actually came down to it, at the end of the day!

And with that, via Flashback Mode, via Blue Midget's monitor, Rimmer
could be seen, in the Sleeping Quarters, on the Dwarf, waking up,
suddenly looking, quite contented. And with that, Rimmer had gone back
to sleep again, in the Sleeping Quarters, on the Dwarf...

And now, that a completely knackered up, Lister has met up, with a very
disorientated Kryten, and an utterly shattered Cat, and who are, all now
fully aware, of exactly just what, is their position, with Holly, in the
Science Room, with regard, to their present situation, on the Dwarf,
where their route, back to Earth, is concerned. Will they have the
misfortune, to encounter, the evil Gelf's, of unknown origins, that had
been, in residence, on the Dwarf, about two hundred years previously,
before they can even reach, the ice Blue Moon (which will take them, the
best part of a week, to reach!), that they have got to orbit, for the
best part of a week, before they can even set off, for their brand new
destination: The Andromeda Galaxy, is concerned? They could not be, that
unlucky, could they?! Surely not?!

And, now that we are also fully aware, of what has happened, where
Rimmer's whereabouts, are concerned. Will Holly be able to resolve, the
problem, that is affecting his Light Bee, where restoring him, is
concerned, over the next forty eight hours, if she wants to restore him,
that is?!

And, will Lister be able, to give poor Kryten, the re-charging time of
ten hours, via his maxi-recharging unit, in his Sleeping quarters, that
is absolutely essential, to enable him, to perform his duties,
adequately and sufficiently enough, on the Dwarf, one hundred percent,
before the Cat gets his hands, on him, to clean his Sleeping quarters
out, before he can get around, to getting the Skutters, to do all, of
the repairs, that are absolutely necessary, to the roof, of the
corridor, and clean up, the corridor, by Lister and Rimmer's Sleeping
quarters, as well, as sprucing up, Lister and Rimmer's Sleeping quarters?!

And now, that we have discovered, that our perky pal, Talkie Toaster,
has finally stopped functioning, after keeping Holly company, for the
best part of four hundred and four years, will Kryten, ever be able to
repair him, after he is up and running, again?! Or do we really want,
Talkie Toaster, up and running again, especially if he is going, to make
constant demands, of the Boyz of the Dwarf, to eat, a lot of bread
related products, in the near future?!

And now, that Lister, has finally managed, to get a good nights sleep,
just exactly, what the Bloody Hell, is the significance, and relevance
of the dreams, that he is having, about all of the women, that he had
ever been with, over the years, especially with regard, to Lister's
ex-girlfriend: Lise Yates, who had suddenly, become Rimmer's
ex-girlfriend, albeit, only on a temporary basis (and in quite, some
very suspicious circumstances, indeed, especially, via sheer
irresponsible, and well-meant, Cherubic and Seraphic mischief,
especially, where Lister and the Cat, had been concerned!), and the
Black Box, that had been located, on the Planet's Moon, where they had
originally celebrated, Rimmer's: Deathday?! And, come to think of it,
just exactly, what have the connections, with Rimmer's short-lived: Long
Lost Love interest: Yvonne McGruder, and the late Dr Hildegard Lanstrom,
at the Scientific Research Centre, on the barren planet, and the Luck
and the Sexual Magnetism viruses, have got to do, with all of this?!

And is there a possibility, that Lister, will not come to blows, with
the Cat, before they set off, for Earth, once again?!

And exactly, just what, is the significance of the long silver space
ship, especially, where the radio signal, and those two large silver
coffins, are concerned?!

Find out all this and more, in the next exciting instalment of:

The Alternative Red Dwarf!

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A review of Red Dwarf VIII filmed live at Shepperton
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Smeg Ups/Universe Challenge and The Children In
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The Explanation For The Time Drive in Transporting
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Craig Charles: Author, has recently been updated.
Craig Charles: Autobiography News, has recently been updated.

And finally, I have set up a brand new: Section, on my Unofficial Craig
Charles Website, which is dedicated, to Additional Websites Devoted To
Craig Charles, which is basically dedicated, to some Message Boards,
that have been set up, as a Tribute, for Craig, over the years. And two
of those Message Boards, in question, I had originally set up, for
Craig, all by myself!

For those of you, who are interested, in my Unofficial Captain Butler
Website, the web reference is:

http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/captainbutler.htm

Recently added to my Unofficial Captain Butler Website:

A link has been set up, for the Captain Pugwash
Website/The Captain Butler Maritime and
Non-Maritime Incidents Website, informs you, all about,
The Mary Celeste Mystery and just exactly, how old,
Admiral Horatio Nelson, was, when he lost his arm!
The Captain Butler Good and Evil Pirates Website,
informs you, about, all, that you need to know, about,
Blackbeard, and the renowned legitimate Pirate:
Sir Francis Drake!
And my Captain Butler Fan Fiction: On The Goodship
Lady Captain has recently been updated!

For those of you, who are interested, in finding out more,
about the late actor: Barry Evans, who starred, in the
Doctor series, and Mind Your Language, and not to mention,
the films: Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush, Die
Screaming Marianne, The Adventures of a Taxi Driver,
and Under The Doctor. And Barry also appeared, alongside,
the late actor and comedian: Dick Emery, in the 1982 BBC
Comedy series: Emery: A Legacy of Murder. Then please go
to:

http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/barryevans.htm

For those of you who are interested in the Doctor series,
the web reference is:

http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/doctorseries.htm

I am also in the process of working on a review of the very
first episode of the Doctor series: Why Do You Want To
Be A Doctor?

For those of you who are interested in Mind Your Language,
the web reference is:

http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mindyourlanguage.htm

I am also in the process of working on a review of the very
first episode of Mind Your Language: The First Lesson.

Recently added to my Unofficial Barry Evans Website:

A Barry Evans Career Profile Website.
The Barry Evans Yahoo! Groups Message Board.
The Doctor On The Go: Episodes Summaries Website.
The Under The Doctor: aka: The Way You Smile (1976) Review Website.

With regard to these reviews, they are incomplete, due to time
constraints, but they are available, for viewing or downloading,
via the appropriate websites, above, and they will always be,
permanently available, for this purpose! And when, they are
complete, it will be my intention, to notify, the various newsgroups,
to whom, they have been posted to! But in the meantime however,
my sincere apologies, for any delays, caused, anyway, and my thanks,
go to all, on alt.comedy.british, who are interested, in my Barry Evans/
/Doctor series and Mind Your Language Website's, anyway! And, it is
always nice to know, that there is more, than enough interest, to make
it, more, than worth my while, to keep, those websites going, thank you!

However, I am intending, to do brief plot summaries, of all, of the
Doctor series episodes and Mind Your Language episodes, when, I next
work, on my Barry Evans/Doctor series and Mind Your Language Websites,
as the reviews, that I am doing, of each episode, are very in-depth,
indeed, and they may, take up, a lot of web space, in the meantime! And
it is probably, for the best, if I set up, an Episode Summary website,
in the meantime, which will be, considerably shorter anyway, and for all
fans, of the Doctor series, and Mind Your Language series, then at the
very least, I have always, got something, that, will give them,
something, to keep them going, for quite, a long time!

I will also, put up, a short independent notice, for this purpose, as
soon, as it is possible, for me, to do so, anyway, especially, as I do
get, a lot of enquiries, via email, in general, via the Doctor series,
and Mind Your Language series, from all over, the world!

More recently, on my Lynne Guy's General Information and Classic British
Comedy Website, you may be interested, to know, that, there are also
links set up, for The Men From The Ministry Website, and a Maid Marian
and Her Merry Men Website (but there isn't very much, on the Maid Marian
and Her Merry Men Website, apart, from the series episode list, and a
Plot Summary Episode List Website, and a picture of Maid Marian and Her
Merry Men, but at the very least, there is now a Website, for the
series, at long last!)

And for those of you who are interested in my Maid Marian and Her Merry
Men website, then please go to:

http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/maidmarianandhermerrymen.htm

And for those of you who are interested in Lynne Guy's General
Information and Classic British Comedy Website, then please go to:

http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/index.htm

On my Lynne Guy's General Information and Classic British Comedy
Website, you will find links set up for:

Our Astronomy Website.
The College Of Adult Education in Wolverhampton Website.
The I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again Website.
My Unofficial Men From The Ministry Website
The Cats Protection League Headquarters Website.
Wildlife Park Kirkcudbright Website.
Kevin Blake's: Puzlebox Hobbies and Puzzlebox Business Websites.
The Official Website Of The British Monarchy.
Recently added, to my Lynne Guy's General Information and Classic British
Comedy Website, you can find a web page, which informs you all about me:
Marie Birch!

Recently added, to my Lynne Guy's General Information and Classic
British Comedy Website.

A message of sympathy for the families of the victims and the
Firefighters, who lost their lives, via the attacks, on The World Trade
Centre and The Pentagon, in the United States of America.

That's All For Now, Folks!
Marie Birch
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