In article <jiom6t0lehfgs944i8176tui6jrsh6b...@4ax.com>, Raul C. Beltizer wrote: >On 21 Jan 2001 22:05:47 GMT, do...@junior.apk.net (Domus) wrote:
>Thanks, Domus. It's on its way to me from Amazon. She has written a >lot about bugs. When I lived in Washington, D.C., there was a brief >article in the Washington Post about a very late night DJ who, because >he had nothing else to do all night, captured a cockroach in a milk >bottle and fed it all kinds of junk food. He kept it in the back of a >drawer in his desk and it reportedly grew to be huge, like six or >eight inches long and very fat. It was discovered by a day DJ (who >actually got to talk on air) who freaked out, and the night DJ was >fired. I have always wanted to grow a few of those suckers and let >them loose in the reception area of some professional firm, like a big >law firm.
Roaches are actually pretty nice bugs. I think most insects are if there's just one or two of them. It's the swarms that are terrifying. At least to me. I can't imagine why someone would be fired for keeping a pet roach. That's another item to add to my list of stupid things people have been fired for.
-Domus
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"Mines a pint of Large"said Raul C. Beltizer <raul_belti...@hotmail.com> writing:
>>No it's a Toyota commercial. He also asks the guy to turn on the air >>conditioning because it's hot outside while he's standing on the load in the >>back..."Bob...remember that time you carried me around in your arm pit? >>It's that hot."
>I need to watch more television.
I need to take more drugs if I'm to get in the same mindset as the people who wrote that ad.
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On Mon, 22 Jan 2001 22:29:43 GMT, a...@ermitang.co.uk (Ang) wrote: >"Mines a pint of Large"said Raul C. Beltizer ><raul_belti...@hotmail.com> writing:
>>>No it's a Toyota commercial. He also asks the guy to turn on the air >>>conditioning because it's hot outside while he's standing on the load in the >>>back..."Bob...remember that time you carried me around in your arm pit? >>>It's that hot."
>>I need to watch more television.
>I need to take more drugs if I'm to get in the same mindset as the >people who wrote that ad.
>Ang
That must be it - watch more television and take more drugs.
>In article <jiom6t0lehfgs944i8176tui6jrsh6b...@4ax.com>, Raul C. Beltizer wrote: >>On 21 Jan 2001 22:05:47 GMT, do...@junior.apk.net (Domus) wrote:
>>Thanks, Domus. It's on its way to me from Amazon. She has written a >>lot about bugs. When I lived in Washington, D.C., there was a brief >>article in the Washington Post about a very late night DJ who, because >>he had nothing else to do all night, captured a cockroach in a milk >>bottle and fed it all kinds of junk food. He kept it in the back of a >>drawer in his desk and it reportedly grew to be huge, like six or >>eight inches long and very fat. It was discovered by a day DJ (who >>actually got to talk on air) who freaked out, and the night DJ was >>fired. I have always wanted to grow a few of those suckers and let >>them loose in the reception area of some professional firm, like a big >>law firm.
>Roaches are actually pretty nice bugs. I think most insects are if there's >just one or two of them. It's the swarms that are terrifying. At least to >me. I can't imagine why someone would be fired for keeping a pet roach. >That's another item to add to my list of stupid things people have been >fired for.
>-Domus
Speaking of that, don't you think that the Sight Center deserves a crop of champion size roaches given what they did to you?
> > "Mines a pint of Large"said Raul C. Beltizer > > <raul_belti...@hotmail.com> writing:
> > >I think our brains have turned into cold molasses. Better do something > > >to heat up the old synapses.
> > Well, I initially thought "type more" but something tells me that > > *that* wasn't what you had in mind. :)
> Who needs to think to type? I'm a perfect example. :(? :)? :|? :
Must... resist... making smart-assed remark... ;D
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In article <gbfp6t4njs4k9js5otravtnjrhqals6...@4ax.com>, Raul C. Beltizer wrote: >On 22 Jan 2001 19:40:46 GMT, do...@junior.apk.net (Domus) wrote:
>>Roaches are actually pretty nice bugs. I think most insects are if there's >>just one or two of them. It's the swarms that are terrifying. At least to >>me. I can't imagine why someone would be fired for keeping a pet roach. >>That's another item to add to my list of stupid things people have been >>fired for.
>>-Domus
>Speaking of that, don't you think that the Sight Center deserves a >crop of champion size roaches given what they did to you?
The sad thing is that I don't think anyone would notice much. Half the staff are blind, and the other half don't care. Besides, the guide dogs would eat them, and get sick. Those dogs will eat anything. Including ammo for certain guns. Used ammo. Although I guess that dog is dead now, but I wouldn't put it past someone else's.
-Domus
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>In article <gbfp6t4njs4k9js5otravtnjrhqals6...@4ax.com>, Raul C. Beltizer wrote: >>On 22 Jan 2001 19:40:46 GMT, do...@junior.apk.net (Domus) wrote:
>>>Roaches are actually pretty nice bugs. I think most insects are if there's >>>just one or two of them. It's the swarms that are terrifying. At least to >>>me. I can't imagine why someone would be fired for keeping a pet roach. >>>That's another item to add to my list of stupid things people have been >>>fired for.
>>>-Domus
>>Speaking of that, don't you think that the Sight Center deserves a >>crop of champion size roaches given what they did to you?
>The sad thing is that I don't think anyone would notice much. Half the staff >are blind, and the other half don't care. Besides, the guide dogs would eat >them, and get sick. Those dogs will eat anything. Including ammo for certain >guns. Used ammo. Although I guess that dog is dead now, but I wouldn't put >it past someone else's.
>-Domus
I'm not sure they would make the dogs sick. Bugs are really nutritious; africans eat em a lot, or used to. There was an article a few days ago on Discovery.com about research that indicates that early humans ate a lot of termites. It said that a gram of rump roast has 330 calories while a gram of termites has 550 calories.
Did a dog really eat some spent cartridge cases? Brass shouldn't hurt them unless they choked on them. I guess they could be kind of hard on the old anus, too. Wow. It just occurred to me that dogs don't have butt cracks. Neither do cats. I don't think that chimps even have butt cracks. I wonder if there is any correlation between high order thinking and having butt cracks. Maybe huge fat people with gigantic butt cracks are actually genius'.
I still want to think up some dirty tricks to perpetrate on those underwear-obsessed bastards.
In article <slrn96p35u.81n.do...@junior.apk.net>, do...@junior.apk.net (Domus) writes:
> me. I can't imagine why someone would be fired for keeping a pet roach. > That's another item to add to my list of stupid things people have been > fired for.
In article <nc0q6toknfric016muhc5gkiksdm42n...@4ax.com>, Raul C. Beltizer wrote: >On 23 Jan 2001 03:47:10 GMT, do...@junior.apk.net (Domus) wrote:
>>The sad thing is that I don't think anyone would notice much. Half the staff >>are blind, and the other half don't care. Besides, the guide dogs would eat >>them, and get sick. Those dogs will eat anything. Including ammo for certain >>guns. Used ammo. Although I guess that dog is dead now, but I wouldn't put >>it past someone else's.
>>-Domus
>I'm not sure they would make the dogs sick. Bugs are really >nutritious; africans eat em a lot, or used to. There was an article a >few days ago on Discovery.com about research that indicates that early >humans ate a lot of termites. It said that a gram of rump roast has >330 calories while a gram of termites has 550 calories.
Oh yeah, actually, insects that carry any form of honey inside are really good, but just terrible for you. There's less nutritious than caloric. Good for places where people don't have enough food, but in the states...it's a good thing they're hard to find. And I think roaches wouldn't be good, just because a dog would really pig out on them, and it would probably screw up his electrolites.
>Did a dog really eat some spent cartridge cases? Brass shouldn't hurt >them unless they choked on them. I guess they could be kind of hard
Raul, I'm not talking about that kind of ammo, silly. I'm talking about tampons. Used tampons. Before she died, Annette's black lab would grab them from a waste basket and eat them. Not the smartest dog in the world.
>I still want to think up some dirty tricks to perpetrate on those >underwear-obsessed bastards.
I've always wanted to go there and shoot the shit out of the place with a paintball gun. There or the NRA....
-Domus
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>In article <nc0q6toknfric016muhc5gkiksdm42n...@4ax.com>, Raul C. Beltizer wrote: >>On 23 Jan 2001 03:47:10 GMT, do...@junior.apk.net (Domus) wrote:
>>>The sad thing is that I don't think anyone would notice much. Half the staff >>>are blind, and the other half don't care. Besides, the guide dogs would eat >>>them, and get sick. Those dogs will eat anything. Including ammo for certain >>>guns. Used ammo. Although I guess that dog is dead now, but I wouldn't put >>>it past someone else's.
>>>-Domus
>>I'm not sure they would make the dogs sick. Bugs are really >>nutritious; africans eat em a lot, or used to. There was an article a >>few days ago on Discovery.com about research that indicates that early >>humans ate a lot of termites. It said that a gram of rump roast has >>330 calories while a gram of termites has 550 calories.
>Oh yeah, actually, insects that carry any form of honey inside are really >good, but just terrible for you. There's less nutritious than caloric. Good >for places where people don't have enough food, but in the states...it's a >good thing they're hard to find. And I think roaches wouldn't be good, just >because a dog would really pig out on them, and it would probably screw up >his electrolites.
>>Did a dog really eat some spent cartridge cases? Brass shouldn't hurt >>them unless they choked on them. I guess they could be kind of hard
>Raul, I'm not talking about that kind of ammo, silly. I'm talking about >tampons. Used tampons. Before she died, Annette's black lab would grab them >from a waste basket and eat them. Not the smartest dog in the world.
>>I still want to think up some dirty tricks to perpetrate on those >>underwear-obsessed bastards.
>I've always wanted to go there and shoot the shit out of the place with a >paintball gun. There or the NRA....
>-Domus
Sorry. I missed the tampon reference. Which reminds me that I haven't shot a tampon in at least 6 months. No wonder I have been feeling a little confused. I will post an after action report.
The paint ball idea is a good one. It is non-destructive and quite spectacular. I think I will try shooting some undies from the tampon gun too. Should work if I wet them. Then you could leave a "signature".
In article <nc0q6toknfric016muhc5gkiksdm42n...@4ax.com>, Raul C. Beltizer <raul_belti...@hotmail.com> writes:
> I'm not sure they would make the dogs sick. Bugs are really > nutritious; africans eat em a lot, or used to. There was an article a > few days ago on Discovery.com about research that indicates that early > humans ate a lot of termites. It said that a gram of rump roast has > 330 calories while a gram of termites has 550 calories.
Raul, I don't care how many times you ask, I'm not going to go into THAT fast food francise with you.
On 23 Jan 2001 19:10:16 GMT, p...@petezilla.co.uk (Peter Chant) wrote:
>In article <nc0q6toknfric016muhc5gkiksdm42n...@4ax.com>, > Raul C. Beltizer <raul_belti...@hotmail.com> writes:
>> I'm not sure they would make the dogs sick. Bugs are really >> nutritious; africans eat em a lot, or used to. There was an article a >> few days ago on Discovery.com about research that indicates that early >> humans ate a lot of termites. It said that a gram of rump roast has >> 330 calories while a gram of termites has 550 calories.
>Raul, I don't care how many times you ask, I'm not going to go into >THAT fast food francise with you.
You don't know what you are missing, Peter. One small Termite Fun Meal will hold you for a whole day. And they make for soft stools, too.
Kryten <kryten.2...@ntlworld.comunderpants> wrote in message
news:0rqb6.2567$x%3.67799@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com... : : "Raul C. Beltizer" <raul_belti...@hotmail.com> wrote in message : news:mdas6t4c1fv6rai3r23r5dk3psv61kagds@4ax.com... : > >Raul, I don't care how many times you ask, I'm not going to go into : > >THAT fast food francise with you. : > : > You don't know what you are missing, Peter. One small Termite Fun : > Meal will hold you for a whole day. And they make for soft stools, : > too. : : You can make furniture from the as well? We could solve the worlds food : crisis and put Ikea out of business in one go. :o)
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