POTM Voting
AJ
atvrd...@yahoo.com
1st Nomination is: "What's a Wormbo?"
Post: Re: Wormbo
Poster: Hercule Plantini
Nominator: SteveB
Reason:I don't nominate often, but this one made me chuckle. Funny
stuff:
> From: "Hercule Platini"
> Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
> Subject: Re: wormbo
> Date: Fri, 17 May 2002 16:34:04 +0100
> AJ wrote in message.
> If he's you, and you're him, then who's eating this wormbo?!?!
>
> That's not wormbo. It's that man we found.
> --
> Captain Hercule "Ron" Platini
2nd Nomination is: "Rewriting Krytens software."
Post: Re: Question
Poster: Carl W
Nominator: CatheB (no relation)
Reason: None given
>"Carl W." wrote:
>>
>> "WhipSmart" wrote:
>> > out of curry
>>
>> You should never mention something that looks like a computer error
>> message. It results in the following:
>>
>> procedure lister's_friday_night()
>> loop
>> get kryten to fetch jug of lager
>> if jug contents = urine recyc and not lager then
>> give jug to rimmer
>> else
>> drink lager
>> end if
>> repeat until blind
>>
>> get kryten to fix us up a curry
>> if kryten.error = "We have no curry powder, Sirs" then
>> -- The most heinous of errors!
>> raise Out-of-Curry error
>> go on rampage
>> attempt to eat anything
>> else
>> eat curry
>> end if
>>
>> insult rimmer
>>
>> if before midnight then
>> do all this over
>> else
>> find policewoman's helmet
>> abduct traffic cone
>> goto bed
>> end if
>> end procedure
>>
>> procedure cat's_friday_night()
>> loop
>> change outfit
>> repeat until "lookin' goooood"
>> if thirsty then
>> join lister
>> else
>> loop
>> choose random object
>> spray it
>> say "That's mine"
>> repeat until bored or thirsty
>> join lister
>> end if
>> goto bed
>> end procedure
>>
>> procedure kryten's_friday_night()
>> do what everyone says
>> loop
>> scrub gussets
>> do other washing
>> talk to frank
>> keep place tidy
>> convince self that self-enjoyment is being acheived
>> repeat while "a mechanoid's work is never done"
>> get some downtime
>> end procedure
>>
>> procedure rimmer's_friday_night()
>> loop
>> find other crew member
>> be annoying to them
>> hassle skutters
>> repeat until smug
>> join lister
>> get conned into drinking anything given by Lister
>> dig out foam moustache remover
>> use it, rinse, and repeat
>> goto bed
>> end procedure
>> Carl
3rd Nomination is:
Post: Re: GOM - Can't be right?
Poster: Frank
Nominator: Kryten
Reason: Now that's gotta be worth a PotM nomination...
> "Frank Winans" <fwi...@airmail.net> wrote in message.
>> "Holly the kender" wrote "Frank Winans" said: "Col" wrote
>> > > > Latest GOM shows just 221 posts for the last month. I know
>> > > > things have been slow lately but I remember the days when we
>> > > > used to get 5-6000 posts a month. We can't be down to just a
>> > > > few percent of previous posting levels can we?
>> > > >
>> > > Those are just the quality posts, that have lived up to their
>> > > full potential.
>> >
>> > Then why am *I* listed there?
>> >
>> <Inquisitor>
>> Your posts may not impress you, but 'by their own limited standards,
>> they have acquitted themselves.'
>> </Inquisitor>
4th Nomination
Post: Re: Question
Poster: Col
Nominator: AJ
Reason: Cause he was topical with his response. Oh, and it made me
laugh.
"Kryten 2002" wrote in message
"Col" wrote in message
> > "Daff" wrote in message
> > > AJ wrote:
> > > >I'm sorry but we do not currently have a AOTM page. Please check
> > > >back later.
> > > >
> > > Try http://stileproject.com/goatseman.html
> >
> > I cannot believe I just clicked on that link.
>
> I can't believe it wasn't Talkie who posted it.
I still can't believe I clicked on a link with the word 'goatseman' in
it. I mean, what did I expect to find in there?
A Turner seascape perhaps,
The face of the Madonna,
An undiscovered Shakesperean sonnet??
Col
5th POTM
Post: Re: I need to test
Poster: Col
Nominator: Holly
Reason: It's funny, on-topic, and a cute twist. :)
"Holly the kender" <kender@devMY_BRAtex.net> wrote in message
> A sudden silence hit alt.tv.red-dwarf. If anything it was worse than
> the noise. Then "Kryten ВККВ" said:
> >
> > I see dead broads on the table.
>
> I see dead people.
>
Everybody's dead Holly.
6th POTM
Post: Re: DVD profiler
Poster: AJ
Nominator: Kryten & Sean
Reason: LOL & seconded
"AJ" <insanitar...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> It was either a sasquatch type thing or Sean McCabe who said:
>
> <snip he said he said>
>
> > vbnvbn vb vfv c (don't walk away from the keyboard when the
> > two-year old is in
> > the room)
>
> That explains series 7 and 8.
>
LOL... consider this nominated for PotM.
7th Nomination is:
Post: ?
Poster: Raul
Nominator: Holly
Reason:
>
> A sudden silence hit alt.tv.red-dwarf. If anything it was worse than
> the noise. Then Raul C. Beltizer said:
>
>> On 28 Jul 2002 16:23:02 GMT, AJ wrote:
>>
>> >Col had this to say::
>> >
>> >> "Steve B" wrote in message
>> >>> Gavin is definitely gone from the group, so someone needed to
>> >>> take over the posting of the Primer. Since Pete's auto-post
>> >>> hasn't worked in months, I'll manually post the Primer when I
>> >>> post the Birthday List from now on, if that's okay with everyone.
>> >>
>> >> Gavin gone?
>> >> Since when?
>> >> He was posting not so very long ago.........
>> >>
>> >Gone Gavin? I missed that part of the post. Why...why are people
>> >leaving? It's not right. It's not fair. I brushed my teeth. I
>> >took a shower. I've got on clean underwear! Come back peoples
>> >please I miss your shiney posts in the mornings. I miss your dry
>> >wit. Is it because only one person showed up for the Dwayne
>> >look-a-like contest? He was disqualified later btw. Oh the
>> >humanity! Oh the injustice...
>> >
>> >I'm rambling aren't I? I need a hug. /me sniffles
>> >
>> >AJ
>>
>> Put on some dirty underwear, AJ. He'll be back in a flash.
8th Nomination is:
Post: Re: Primer and Stuff
Poster: Hercule Plantini
Nominator: Garth
Reason: me like, me like.
> "garth2> wrote in message
> > Sean McCabe wrote in message
> > > Garth wrote:
> > > > Yeah, sorry about that .... but it was kinda in context of the
post...
> > > No, I mean, "what is it?"
> >
> > oh, right, sorry...
> >
> > > I must be hopelessly out of touch with pop music.
> >
> > yup... "Smack my bitch up" was a rather odd track from "the
> > Prodigy"... Remember "I'm a firestarter!! pshco-scematic adict
> > insane"? same
group...
>
> Nothing like a good old fashioned love song.....
>
>
> --
> Captain Hercule "Ron" Platini
>
> "Show me a home where the buffalo roam
> And I'll show you a house full of cow sh*t." (Jasper Carrott)
AJ
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