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The Effulgent And Torsional Mr. Hole

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Apr 16, 2001, 3:20:16 PM4/16/01
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Its all mixed up now!! Why did this happen???? MAKE IT STOP!!!!

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This post reflects the spirit and historical significance of the collected
works of William Shakespeare, H.G. Wells, Charles Dickens, Mark Twain, and
Jack London, although some dramatic license has been taken.

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composed by the author." - Stephen King

M.I. #1981

How's your hole..............family?
ameliorate / Cronan

Vinay Pandey

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Apr 16, 2001, 11:26:49 PM4/16/01
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In rec.arts.sf.tv The Effulgent And Torsional Mr. Hole <The_Pestiferous_bu...@MailAndNews.com> wrote:
> Its all mixed up now!! Why did this happen???? MAKE IT STOP!!!!


Staple American foods, that I had no idea people ate (quite
frequently)


Macaroni and Cheese
Broccoli and Cheese (is cheese a spice?)
Peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich
Peanut butter and Banana Sandwich
Fries with Gravy
Fries with chili / cheese
Fries with Mayo

This doesn't even count Uncle Ben, or Rice-a-roni, or hamburger
helper. Lest anyone isn't yet offended, I'm still not sure whether
fish heads were part of the torture or the rilly good food that was
being offered to the EP-3 crew who were incar-^h^h^h^h^h err...
enjoying an extended stay overseas.


OBSkiffy (Last Andromeda ep):

The way that the characters feel about the purple one is pretty
much the way that I feel about the show. The show has some fairly
fun episodes, and have more than their fair share of word-play and
verbal ripostes...which is kinda cute. There appears to be
something deeper and much more powerful going on beneath the scenery,
but it's currently surrounded by a lot of coyness.

This foreplay is goin' on a bit too long. Send the runner home.

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Soapy

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Apr 16, 2001, 11:59:52 PM4/16/01
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"Wavy G" <jona...@whostheman.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Vinay Pandey" <ya...@haeyllehs.org> wrote in message
> news:ZJOC6.9091$u7.22...@e3500-chi1.usenetserver.com...

> > In rec.arts.sf.tv The Effulgent And Torsional Mr. Hole
> <The_Pestiferous_bu...@MailAndNews.com> wrote:
> > > Its all mixed up now!! Why did this happen???? MAKE IT STOP!!!!
> >
> >
> > Staple American foods, that I had no idea people ate (quite
> > frequently)
> >
> >
> > Macaroni and Cheese
> > Broccoli and Cheese (is cheese a spice?)
> > Peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich
> > Peanut butter and Banana Sandwich
>
> I'm sorry but the following are incorrect. Americans do not eat fries
with
> gravy, fries with cheese, or fries with mayo. These are Canadian:
>

I think the mayo thing is holland. Didn't we learn that in Pulp Fiction?

Wavy G

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Apr 17, 2001, 12:09:41 AM4/17/01
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"Vinay Pandey" <ya...@haeyllehs.org> wrote in message
news:ZJOC6.9091$u7.22...@e3500-chi1.usenetserver.com...
> In rec.arts.sf.tv The Effulgent And Torsional Mr. Hole
<The_Pestiferous_bu...@MailAndNews.com> wrote:
> > Its all mixed up now!! Why did this happen???? MAKE IT STOP!!!!
>
>
> Staple American foods, that I had no idea people ate (quite
> frequently)
>
>
> Macaroni and Cheese
> Broccoli and Cheese (is cheese a spice?)
> Peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich
> Peanut butter and Banana Sandwich

I'm sorry but the following are incorrect. Americans do not eat fries with


gravy, fries with cheese, or fries with mayo. These are Canadian:

> Fries with Gravy

The Effulgent And Torsional Mr. Hole

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Apr 17, 2001, 12:22:17 AM4/17/01
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>===== Original Message From "Wavy G" <jona...@whostheman.com> =====

>"Vinay Pandey" <ya...@haeyllehs.org> wrote in message
>news:ZJOC6.9091$u7.22...@e3500-chi1.usenetserver.com...
>> In rec.arts.sf.tv The Effulgent And Torsional Mr. Hole
><The_Pestiferous_bu...@MailAndNews.com> wrote:
>> > Its all mixed up now!! Why did this happen???? MAKE IT STOP!!!!
>>
>>
>> Staple American foods, that I had no idea people ate (quite
>> frequently)
>>
>>
>> Macaroni and Cheese
>> Broccoli and Cheese (is cheese a spice?)
>> Peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich
>> Peanut butter and Banana Sandwich
>
>I'm sorry but the following are incorrect. Americans do not eat fries with
>gravy, fries with cheese, or fries with mayo. These are Canadian:
>

Cheesefries are not Canadian.

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The Effulgent And Torsional Mr. Hole

This post reflects the spirit and historical significance of the collected

Wavy G

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Apr 17, 2001, 12:50:59 AM4/17/01
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"Soapy" <so...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Wavy G" <jona...@whostheman.com> wrote in message
> news:tdnfp4o...@corp.supernews.com...
> >
> > "Vinay Pandey" <ya...@haeyllehs.org> wrote in message
> > news:ZJOC6.9091$u7.22...@e3500-chi1.usenetserver.com...
> > > In rec.arts.sf.tv The Effulgent And Torsional Mr. Hole
> > <The_Pestiferous_bu...@MailAndNews.com> wrote:
> > > > Its all mixed up now!! Why did this happen???? MAKE IT STOP!!!!
> > >
> > >
> > > Staple American foods, that I had no idea people ate (quite
> > > frequently)
> > >
> > >
> > > Macaroni and Cheese
> > > Broccoli and Cheese (is cheese a spice?)
> > > Peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich
> > > Peanut butter and Banana Sandwich
> >
> > I'm sorry but the following are incorrect. Americans do not eat fries
> with
> > gravy, fries with cheese, or fries with mayo. These are Canadian:
> >
>
> I think the mayo thing is holland. Didn't we learn that in Pulp Fiction?

I wouldn't know. I don't watch Kevin Smith movies.

Mortis

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Apr 17, 2001, 12:48:01 AM4/17/01
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I used my telepathic powers to read <3B31...@MailAndNews.com>,
wherein "The Effulgent And Torsional Mr. Hole"

<The_Pestiferous_bu...@MailAndNews.com> wrote:
>>===== Original Message From "Wavy G" <jona...@whostheman.com> =====
>>I'm sorry but the following are incorrect. Americans do not eat fries with
>>gravy, fries with cheese, or fries with mayo. These are Canadian:
>
>Cheesefries are not Canadian.

They are, in fact, Heavenly.

Mortis
Master of the Unknown, KPS
Nebulosis Defunctus

"This sentence is false."
-Evil Spock

The Effulgent And Torsional Mr. Hole

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Apr 17, 2001, 10:54:12 AM4/17/01
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>===== Original Message From Mortis <gte...@prism.gatech.edu> =====

>I used my telepathic powers to read <3B31...@MailAndNews.com>,
>wherein "The Effulgent And Torsional Mr. Hole"
><The_Pestiferous_bu...@MailAndNews.com> wrote:
>>>===== Original Message From "Wavy G" <jona...@whostheman.com> =====
>>>I'm sorry but the following are incorrect. Americans do not eat fries with
>>>gravy, fries with cheese, or fries with mayo. These are Canadian:
>>
>>Cheesefries are not Canadian.
>
>They are, in fact, Heavenly.

That's debatable.


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Glenn Knickerbocker

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Apr 17, 2001, 12:44:48 PM4/17/01
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"The Effulgent And Torsional Mr. Hole" wrote:
> >===== Original Message From Mortis <gte...@prism.gatech.edu> =====

> ><The_Pestiferous_bu...@MailAndNews.com> wrote:
> >>>===== Original Message From "Wavy G" <jona...@whostheman.com> =====
> >>>I'm sorry but the following are incorrect. Americans do not eat fries with
> >>>gravy, fries with cheese, or fries with mayo. These are Canadian:
> >>Cheesefries are not Canadian.
> >They are, in fact, Heavenly.
> That's debatable.

The Acropolis Diner in Poughkeepsie has a poutine on the menu, but under
the most amazing name:

"Disco Fries."

I always want to order them but keep forgetting to wear my mint green
leisure suit.

ŹR

P.S.: Yes, Americans do eat fries with gravy, but
usually only along with open-faced sandwiches.


Brian B. Rodenborn

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Apr 17, 2001, 1:36:25 PM4/17/01
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In article <3B31...@MailAndNews.com>,

>>I'm sorry but the following are incorrect. Americans do not eat fries with
>>gravy, fries with cheese, or fries with mayo. These are Canadian:

>Cheesefries are not Canadian.

Anybody wut been to White Castle knows that.

"I'll have a cheeseburger, and a cheese fry, and cheese coke . . . ."


--
My troubles are many They're deep as a well
I swear there ain't no heaven And I pray there ain't no hell
But I'll never know by livin' Only my dyin' will tell
- Laura Nyro (RIP)

Ben Allard

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Apr 17, 2001, 1:55:35 PM4/17/01
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Glenn Knickerbocker <No...@bestweb.net> wrote in
<3ADC62E7...@bestweb.net>:

>I always want to order them but keep forgetting to wear my mint green
>leisure suit.

ITYM Wonderful Icecream Suit HTH!

>P.S.: Yes, Americans do eat fries with gravy, but
> usually only along with open-faced sandwiches.

Feh, fries go with anything greasy. This includes bacon, fried eggs,
cheez, and most non-moviestar english.

--ben

Nicki Lighthouse

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Apr 17, 2001, 5:56:55 PM4/17/01
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In article <3ADC62E7...@bestweb.net>, you say...

> The Acropolis Diner in Poughkeepsie has a poutine on the menu, but under
> the most amazing name:
>
> "Disco Fries."

d00d. I always thought that was particular to Odessa (St. Mark's and Ave.
A - best crazy people in town!) Well, darn. They're not so special, then,
are they?

BTW, Disco Fries are possibly the best food product on Earth.

-mandy

Vinay Pandey

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Apr 17, 2001, 6:38:20 PM4/17/01
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> I'm sorry but the following are incorrect. Americans do not eat fries with
> gravy, fries with cheese, or fries with mayo. These are Canadian:

Welll...seen some North Carolina (more than one) folks do just
that, fries con gravy. I just stared.

Krystals / White Castle / Waffle House ?

The mayo is a bit of a stretch, but I've known *some* Americans not
of Dutch origin to consume them.

Joseph Michael Bay

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Apr 17, 2001, 6:48:56 PM4/17/01
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Nicki Lighthouse <sleep...@tmbg.organism> writes:

>In article <3ADC62E7...@bestweb.net>, you say...
>> The Acropolis Diner in Poughkeepsie has a poutine on the menu, but under
>> the most amazing name:

>> "Disco Fries."

>d00d. I always thought that was particular to Odessa (St. Mark's and Ave.
>A - best crazy people in town!) Well, darn. They're not so special, then,
>are they?

And sometimes you can see Weirdo Park! Supposedly the most dangerous
park in the world, except that it's not at all dangerous.

>BTW, Disco Fries are possibly the best food product on Earth.

"Possibly"?


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Dramar Ankalle

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Apr 17, 2001, 10:42:21 PM4/17/01
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Glenn Knickerbocker <No...@bestweb.net> wrote in message
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> "The Effulgent And Torsional Mr. Hole" wrote:
> > >===== Original Message From Mortis <gte...@prism.gatech.edu> =====
> > ><The_Pestiferous_bu...@MailAndNews.com> wrote:
> > >>>===== Original Message From "Wavy G" <jona...@whostheman.com> =====
> > >>>I'm sorry but the following are incorrect. Americans do not eat
fries with
> > >>>gravy, fries with cheese, or fries with mayo. These are Canadian:
> > >>Cheesefries are not Canadian.
> > >They are, in fact, Heavenly.
> > That's debatable.
>
> The Acropolis Diner


AAAARGGGGGGHHHhhhhhhhhhh!!1111!!
D00d.I was up in frederick a few weeks ago visiting the cousin chitlins, and
me and mister Niko [older cuz] went to a greek restaraunt.We ordered food
and I ordered a coke.

You know the rest.If the waitron unit wasnt 17 and cute as a button, whe
might have known what we were laughing about.We told her, but she didnt
really get the effect.Oh wait, being cute has nothing to do with it.But we
both commented on how evil we were, feeling her up with oureyes and stuff.
Oh yeah.That was before we knew how old she was because she couldnt serve
Niko beer.
Whew, the apocalypse was SAVED!

in Poughkeepsie has a poutine on the menu, but under
> the most amazing name:
>
> "Disco Fries."
>
> I always want to order them but keep forgetting to wear my mint green
> leisure suit.
>

> ¬R

Alai

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You forgot those goddamn beans. yuck.


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Carol Boshears

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Apr 18, 2001, 12:51:18 PM4/18/01
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Vinay Pandey wrote:

> In rec.arts.sf.tv Wavy G <jona...@whostheman.com> wrote:
>
> > I'm sorry but the following are incorrect. Americans do not eat fries with
> > gravy, fries with cheese, or fries with mayo.

very common here in the 'Burgh with gravy and cheese! Cheese fries, yumm
Carol

Big Red Shark

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Apr 18, 2001, 1:01:34 PM4/18/01
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"Carol Boshears" <fel...@cs.cmu.edu> wrote in message
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:
:

: Vinay Pandey wrote:
:
: > In rec.arts.sf.tv Wavy G <jona...@whostheman.com> wrote:
: >
: > > I'm sorry but the following are incorrect. Americans do not eat fries
with
: > > gravy, fries with cheese, or fries with mayo.
:
: very common here in the 'Burgh with gravy and cheese! Cheese fries, yumm
: Carol
:

I will only eat cheese fries if they are waffle cut. All other fries (Steak,
shoestring) I prefer with either ketchup or brown gravy.

: > These are Canadian:

:


Lori

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Apr 18, 2001, 1:56:15 PM4/18/01
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(Vinay Pandey) ya...@haeyllehs.org wrote:

>In rec.arts.sf.tv Wavy G <jona...@whostheman.com> wrote:
>
>> I'm sorry but the following are incorrect. Americans do not eat fries with
>> gravy, fries with cheese, or fries with mayo. These are Canadian:
>
>Welll...seen some North Carolina (more than one) folks do just
>that, fries con gravy. I just stared.
>
>Krystals / White Castle / Waffle House ?
>
>The mayo is a bit of a stretch, but I've known *some* Americans not
>of Dutch origin to consume them.


My mom likes mayo on her fries.

She's Polish.

Shuddup.

--
Lori

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?

Nicki Lighthouse

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Apr 19, 2001, 11:21:33 PM4/19/01
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In article <9bih8o$5ev$1...@nntp.Stanford.EDU>, you say...

> Nicki Lighthouse <sleep...@tmbg.organism> writes:
> >d00d. I always thought that was particular to Odessa (St. Mark's and Ave.
> >A - best crazy people in town!) Well, darn. They're not so special, then,
> >are they?
>
> And sometimes you can see Weirdo Park! Supposedly the most dangerous
> park in the world, except that it's not at all dangerous.

I don't know...seems like those pigeons could get plenty mean if
provoked.

The only other reason it's dangerous is because I'M THERE ALL THE TIME!
HAW HAW! Actually, the last time I went, I sat next to a Coney Island
sideshow attraction. <--TRUE STORY



> >BTW, Disco Fries are possibly the best food product on Earth.
>
> "Possibly"?

Well, I haven't tried a lot of things yet, like those Sweet Nuts everyone
seems to like... ^^^^^^^^^^
instert KONTEXT-AWAY here

-mandy

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