How Al should handle KMart
SIPort27
He invites ALL of Harmony to the Sea Scape, but they don't know Alistair is
giving the party.
When they get there, Alistair comes out and tells them that he's their host.
And, that this is going to be a night of revelations for many.
He tells everyone that he has a surprise for them.
Pilar will see that Maria has been invited too, and doesn't understand.
Al asks for the Lopez-Fitzgerald clan to stand up, front and center.
We have Al give a slide show - of KMART. Showing them in all sorts of loving
positions. And, we make sure that Al's slideshow ends with a split screen:
On one side, we have KMart being passionate. On the other side, we see them in
a loving picture with Paloma.
Al then reveals KMart - he had them kidnapped and delivered to the restaurant.
He says that he felt he had to do this, because he couldn't allow them not to
be here when the truth was told.
Al then starts in on Luis. How he was a fool. How he's spent all this time
thinking that Alistair ruined his family's life all those years ago.
Next is Pilar, taunting her about being the Housekeeper. Talks about how lonely
it must have been, night after night, going to be ALONE. That she's a beautiful
woman, and he knows that there must have been men interested in her, but she
chose to be celibate and loyal to a lighted candle.
How hard it must have been to send away her youngest child. How excruciating it
was for her as a mother. He then asks Maria how many nights was she on the
phone where her sister broke down to her the pain of what she was feeling.
They ALL were played for fools. All of them.
" Pilar - you lit candles every night for a man who didn't give a crap about
you. He's been living the high life and humping another woman all this time. "
Pilar - YOU LIE
Al -Oh, but I do not, Pilar. While you lit all those candles for Martin, HE was
having HIS candle lit by MY WIFE
The room is silent.
" That's right, Pilar. Martin is alive. Alive and well, living the high life,
IN MEXICO - AT YOUR SISTER'S PLACE."
Maria - YOU LIE!
Al - "No, Maria. You've been hosting your sister's husband and his LOVER all
these years. Look at him, Pilar. That's YOUR husband. YOUR husband, who left
you, high and dry. YOUR husband, whose been sleeping with MY WIFE. YOUR
husband, who abandoned YOU and FIVE CHILDREN. And, while YOU have had to follow
Paloma's life IN PICTURES, He and MY WIFE, have watched YOUR daughter grow.
While YOU scrubbed MY floors and toilets, barely scraping by..
HE was living the life with MY wife on MY money.
Luis, I told you your father was nothing more than a THIEF. I just didn' t tell
you that he STOLE MY WIFE.
And, my dear Sheridan.....I may be a monster, but you don't think SHE didn't
know that? I may be a monster, but SHE left YOU with me....so, what does that
make her?
Well, folks, Happy Reunion."
Al exits, stage left.
SIP
Tammie Roi
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