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D.W. McKim

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Oct 22, 2009, 1:29:28 AM10/22/09
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First i just have to give a little background, even though i'm a gay guy
i am totally capable of being able to see and appreciate a woman's
beauty. I also am maybe a little unconventional in my tastes as i don't
care for people who are "too good-looking" (male of female) i.e. look
like a magazine cover. Of course soaps have no shortage of actors and
actresses cast for looks-over-talent.

I always liked how Melissa Archer doesn't resemble the "typical" soap
actress look. She's certainly not "fat" (though in soapworld the
standards are so impossible to measure up too...even Kathy Brier's
Marcie was in pretty good shape and looked pretty dang good for an
"overweight" character) but certainly she's much more curvy than what
one normally sees in soap casting. That always made Natalie more real
and relatable to me - she seemed so much like someone you would know in
real life.

But lately, i've picked up on how she has really just been looking
INCREDIBLE. It's like she's lost quite a bit of weight (or toned up or
something) but still not to where she looks unhealthy or crosses that
line into unnatural Barbie doll territory. Besides just looking really
good overall, it also seems like her wardrobe is better on the show AND
to top it all off she's been delivering some of her best performances
acting-wise.

All i can say is GO GIRL! She's looking better and knocking it out of
the park in her acting more than she ever has during her history on the
show.

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Oberon: I'm bi-sexual, myself so I see beauty in both genders too.
MOstly agree with you on Natalie.

I believe the word you may be looking for is voluptuous?

I think in 'Renaissance-art' terms there is another word, that is not
coming to mind, but the (European) standard of beauty during this time
is quite the full-figured female.

Does anyone else think that Kyle, while and attractive man, looks
somewhat older than Fish, as in "were they really the same age to be
in college together?".

If I had to guess, the actor playing Fish is probably under 30, maybe
28 or 29, but Kyle/actor, to me seems over 35, closer to 40.

Is it just me? (I'm told I look 10 years younger than my 53 year old
hide!)

kevinsmom

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"Oberon" <oberon...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Zaftig?

--
You can't have everything. . . where would you put
it?


D.W. McKim

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>>>Does anyone else think that Kyle, while and attractive man, looks
somewhat older than Fish, as in "were they really the same age to be in
college together?".
If I had to guess, the actor playing Fish is probably under 30, maybe 28
or 29, but Kyle/actor, to me seems over 35, closer to 40.
Is it just me? (I'm told I look 10 years younger than my 53 year old
hide!)<<<

In real life, Scott (Fish) is 26 and Brett (Kyle) is 31. Closer in ages
than you were guessing but still giving each person a year leeway (27 vs
30) it's still a little bit of a difference in terms of college buds
unless Fish was an underclassman and Kyle an upperclassman.

Speaking of the looks of the gay characters' actors, not only do i
greatly appreciate that the gay characters are multi-faceted and are
well rounded characters on their own outside the gay stories, it's also
nice that each one is a different kind of attractive. Nick is more the
muscular type, Kyle is the more darker brooding in-shape but not gym-rat
look, and Fish is the cuter, fresh-faced cub type with a build that's
not as muscular (among the police staff, it's obvious he's more of the
techie than brute force) but absolutely beautiful in shirtless and
underwear/tank top scenes (i'm admit i'm crushing on him). Both Kyle
and Oliver can easily be described as adorable.

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Monkey in SF

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> Oberon:  I'm bi-sexual, myself so I see beauty in both genders too.
> MOstly agree with you on Natalie.
>
> I believe the word you may be looking for is voluptuous?
>
> I think in 'Renaissance-art' terms there is another word, that is not
> coming to mind, but the (European) standard of beauty during this time
> is quite the full-figured female.
>

Rubenesque?

"Pronunciation: \ ˌrü-bə-ˈnesk \
Function: adjective
Date: 1913
Results
1913 of, relating to, or suggestive of the painter Rubens or his works
especially plump or rounded usually in a pleasing or attractive way -
a ∼ figure"

Possibly that is the word you were thinking of.

I noticed Natalie's very shapley curves a long time ago (and i'm a gay
guy as well- as most of you allready know). she looked damn good! It
was back when she was briefly married to Mitch and he had some nighty
he bought her to wear. I thought how great it was to see a lady with
curves- shapely. The way many healthy women in real life do look.
To quote the movie title-- "Real Woman Have Curves"!
(Good flick btw)

Oberon

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Oct 26, 2009, 11:34:33 PM10/26/09
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That's it! Rubenesque!

Oberon

D.W. McKim

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Oct 27, 2009, 12:46:26 AM10/27/09
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DING DING DING! (Balloons and confetti) Monkey correctly guessed the
secret word, ladies and gentlemen and wins today's prize package - tell
him what he's won!

Monkee wins a wide array of fabulous prizes starting off with a new
remote control that can be used for turning down the volume whenever
Terrell Tilford goes on a HULK SMASH overacting fit, fast forwarding or
channel surfing whenever Rex/Gigi/Stacy/Kim are on, or freeze framing
the next time Ford dumps a water over himself, Brody takes a Shower of
Angst, or any scene featuring David in a speedo, towel, Buddhist garb,
or tied up in a stable!

A year's supply of Peanut Butter Cups from OLTL's Product Placement dept
for those times when you don't just need a hug - you need a Peanut
Butter Cup! (from the same department that provides plenty of
heart-healthy Campbell's Soup every Go Red Ball and Monsters Inc posters
for your movie theatre lobby experiences!)

Before it hits theatres, Disney's new adaptation of The Three Little
Pigs starring Kamar de los Reyes as the Big Bad Wolf - the role he was
born to play!

A trip to Meddorra - it actually expired in 1968 but given all the time
portals and trips to the past it should come in handy any time now when
the next lightning storm or a fall from a horse happens.

Straight from the McBain set to your rec room, the Todd Manning's face
dartboard!
In the same closet where it was stuffed, we also have a wide supply of
colorful Hawaiian shirts that John will never wear again after his
relationship with Blair ended. (At winner's request, the photo of Trevor
St John can be replaced with one of Michael Easton or Brian Frons)

Special blinders...uh that is 4-D Glasses that you can wear to try to
see Llanview from that whole other dimension the writers expect you to
view the show by when a mystery Island Escapades Daughter by Tea and
Ross or Todd turns out to be noticably OLDER than Jack.

A special ballot where you can vote for Viki or Dorian - you won't vote
for who wins the position of mayor but rather get to vote for one of
them to get some decent SCREENTIME in a story that's supposed to be
ABOUT them!

A free haircut at Foxy Roxy's where you can get Llanview's most popular
hairstyle that will make you simultaneously look like Shane Morasco,
Madame Delphina, Renee Divine, and famous Three Stooge Moe Howard all at
the same time (or if this isn't your style you can also get the special
Feather Duster Struck By Lightning look last seen by Liz Reynolds and
brought back in style by Gigi Morasco)

..speaking of Renee Divine, you win the secret location of her special
hideaway where she escapes to for long stretches of time when she needs
to have more fabulous adventures than what's shown onscreen - hobnob
with other MIA favorites like Addie Cramer, Miles Laurance, and Emily
MacGiver)

Jen Rappaport's Greatest Hits featuring the timeless classic "But What
About the Weddin-GAH?"

A cardboard cutout of David Fumero - virtually indistinguishable from
the real thing (quite honestly WE'RE not even sure which is which)

And finally a special Meet and Greet Your Favorite Ham Actor session
where you get to throw an unlimited number of custard pies at John Paul
Lavoissier! (We'll even let you lob some at his protege Scott Clifton!)

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Sandera

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Oct 27, 2009, 11:07:41 AM10/27/09
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Now that was funny!!!!!

Monkey in SF

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Oct 27, 2009, 4:04:43 PM10/27/09
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On Oct 26, 9:46 pm, d...@webtv.net (D.W. McKim) wrote:
> DING DING DING!  (Balloons and confetti) Monkey correctly guessed the
> secret word, ladies and gentlemen and wins today's prize package - tell
> him what he's won!
>

ROFLMAO!


> Monkee wins a wide array of fabulous prizes starting off with a new
> remote control that can be used for turning down the volume whenever
> Terrell Tilford goes on a HULK SMASH overacting fit, fast forwarding or
> channel surfing whenever Rex/Gigi/Stacy/Kim are on, or freeze framing
> the next time Ford dumps a water over himself, Brody takes a Shower of
> Angst, or any scene featuring David in a speedo, towel, Buddhist garb,
> or tied up in a stable!
>

Oooo! that is a great prize (claps excitedly)

> A year's supply of Peanut Butter Cups from OLTL's Product Placement dept
> for those times when you don't just need a hug - you need a Peanut
> Butter Cup!  (from the same department that provides plenty of
> heart-healthy Campbell's Soup every Go Red Ball and Monsters Inc posters
> for your movie theatre lobby experiences!)
>

Sadly- if you looked in my cupboard you'd probably see plenty of the
Campbells Go Red products lol.

Also i feel it is noteworthy to add if you've not tried the Dark
Chocolate Reeses PBC- if you like dark chocolate-- they are divoon!

> Before it hits theatres, Disney's new adaptation of The Three Little
> Pigs starring Kamar de los Reyes as the Big Bad Wolf - the role he was
> born to play!
>

Hah! Good one.

> A trip to Meddorra - it actually expired in 1968 but given all the time
> portals and trips to the past it should come in handy any time now when
> the next lightning storm or a fall from a horse happens.
>

Oh- that is my birth year. That one will come in handy, for sure.

> Straight from the McBain set to your rec room, the Todd Manning's face
> dartboard!
> In the same closet where it was stuffed, we also have a wide supply of
> colorful Hawaiian shirts that John will never wear again after his
> relationship with Blair ended. (At winner's request, the photo of Trevor
> St John can be replaced with one of Michael Easton or Brian Frons)
>

Ooo! i'll take the Frons for 500, Alex.

> Special blinders...uh that is 4-D Glasses that you can wear to try to
> see Llanview from that whole other dimension the writers expect you to
> view the show by when a mystery Island Escapades Daughter by Tea and
> Ross or Todd turns out to be noticably OLDER than Jack.
>

Gary and i were saying- that girl is WAY too old to have been
conceived on the island during that story line.

> A special ballot where you can vote for Viki or Dorian - you won't vote
> for who wins the position of mayor but rather get to vote for one of
> them to get some decent SCREENTIME in a story that's supposed to be
> ABOUT them!
>


They could do an entire hour of just them and i'd b happy.

> A free haircut at Foxy Roxy's where you can get Llanview's most popular
> hairstyle that will make you simultaneously look like Shane Morasco,
> Madame Delphina, Renee Divine, and famous Three Stooge Moe Howard all at
> the same time (or if this isn't your style you can also get the special
> Feather Duster Struck By Lightning look last seen by Liz Reynolds and
> brought back in style by Gigi Morasco)
>

eeeeeek! Can't i just get drunk with her instead?


> ..speaking of Renee Divine, you win the secret location of her special
> hideaway where she escapes to for long stretches of time when she needs
> to have more fabulous adventures than what's shown onscreen - hobnob
> with other MIA favorites like Addie Cramer, Miles Laurance, and Emily
> MacGiver)
>
> Jen Rappaport's Greatest Hits featuring the timeless classic "But What
> About the Weddin-GAH?"
>

Also include the hit songs "Killin-GUH Me Softly" and the love theme
from "I Know Who Killed Me".

> A cardboard cutout of David Fumero - virtually indistinguishable from
> the real thing (quite honestly WE'RE not even sure which is which)
>

Who cares.. when ya look like that- who needs talent.

> And finally a special Meet and Greet Your Favorite Ham Actor session
> where you get to throw an unlimited number of custard pies at John Paul
> Lavoissier!  (We'll even let you lob some at his protege Scott Clifton!)
>
> --------------------------------------
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>

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> commentary plus other areas of interest and cool stuff
> ---------------------------------------
> Support the dying daytime drama genre.  Watch One Life to Live - one of
> television's best shows in daytime or primetime.  Airing on ABC and
> Soapnet.

All of those sound fantastic! I'd like to thank the Academy for this
most generous Award.

DW- that seriously cracked me up, man. Excellent post. Thans for the
big laughs.

Cheers-
Eddie

Monkey in SF

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> > television's best shows in daytime or primetime.  Airing on ABC and
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>
> All of those sound fantastic! I'd like to thank the Academy for this
> most generous Award.
>
> DW- that seriously cracked me up, man. Excellent post. Thans for the
> big laughs.
>
> Cheers-
> Eddie

Hey, i forgot to ask if any of those can be swapped for one night in a
locked room with Officer Fish and a bottle of really great tequila?
lol

Eddie- <the typo monkey>

Monkey in SF

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Oct 27, 2009, 4:50:32 PM10/27/09
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On Oct 26, 8:34�pm, Oberon <oberonosi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> That's it! �Rubenesque!
>
> Oberon

Good to know at least *something* from my Art History class in Jr.
High paid off LOL.

D.W. McKim

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I had a lot of fun with that post - i figured since we had a bit of new
people posting it would be a blast to incorporate current common
likes/dislikes about the show with some that have a bit of history in
this forum too!

>>>Before it hits theatres, Disney's new adaptation of The Three Little
Pigs starring Kamar de los Reyes as the Big Bad Wolf - the role he was
born to play!

After i typed this i realized i could also have done the same joke with
David Tom and Popeye! But Huff n Puff just has so much history here!

..A cardboard cutout of David Fumero - virtually indistinguishable from


the real thing (quite honestly WE'RE not even sure which is which)

Another joke rooted in history but you know in all fairness David
Fumero's acting has actually been really good lately - better than any
other time i can recall - betcha he's been taking some lessons or
getting some coaching.

>>>And finally a special Meet and Greet Your Favorite Ham Actor session
where you get to throw an unlimited number of custard pies at John Paul
Lavoissier! (We'll even let you lob some at his protege Scott Clifton!)

After i posted this i went to the store and did my little in-the-line
reading through the soap mags and found an article in ABC Soaps In Depth
which was 20 random facts about JPL (which probably gave his publicist
some grey hairs as there were a few parts where he really came across
pretty shallow and self-centered) In one part he talked about his
favorite shows growing up saying he was a huge fan of You Can't do That
on Television. Now i no longer just want to throw pies at him; i want
to dump green slime on him!

It's so frustrating to watch him anymore - he was so good when he first
came on; he put a lot of layers in his performances...but for the last
several years he's just become a huge ham actor and combined with the
awful writing both his storyline and his character within it has
suffered this year all i can think of everytime he's onscreen is
"someone hit this guy with a pie" I think he just got so hooked on all
the accolades he was getting for awhile regarding his comic ability that
he just started mugging for the cameras more and over time got more
comfortable with that style of "acting" that i'm not even sure he's
capable of a real heartfelt, real, multi-layered scene. Not good when
they keep trying to give him serious frontburner male-lead stories.
Then all of a sudden it seemed like Scott Clifton was trying to copy his
acting style (which i bet he was told to do in order to plant seeds in
viewers' minds that they may be brothers or related) and when they're in
scenes together, they seem to be seeing who can "out-Rex" each other!

So everytime Oliver comes on (and man i am crushing on him big time), i
just keep thinking "Oliver needs a hug" and everytime Rex comes on i
automatically think "Rex needs a pie"

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Monkey in SF

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On Oct 27, 8:59�pm, d...@webtv.net (D.W. McKim) wrote:
> �I had a lot of fun with that post - i figured since we had a bit of new

> people posting it would be a blast to incorporate current common
> likes/dislikes about the show with some that have a bit of history in
> this forum too!
>
> >>>Before it hits theatres, Disney's new adaptation of The Three Little
>
> Pigs starring Kamar de los Reyes as the Big Bad Wolf - the role he was
> born to play!
>
> After i typed this i realized i could also have done the same joke with
> David Tom and Popeye! �But Huff n Puff just has so much history here!
>

Oh- we used to always call An-Blow-Me-Oh "Huff n Puff" or "Puff n
Stuff".
I had forgotten about David Tom!! Ow.. ow.. ow.. you made me remember
now! oww ... oww...... (turns down light and lies down)

> ..A cardboard cutout of David Fumero - virtually indistinguishable from
> the real thing (quite honestly WE'RE not even sure which is which)
>

I have to admit- i've enjoyed David Fumero recently. He won huge
brownie points with me for coming to Oliver's defense with his
parents. He totally took it for him. And his acting was decent all at
the same time.

Also i must add- Layla has done so well during this SL. She is one i
used to really dislike but she's grown on me- maybe its the gay
storyline or maybe she has gotten better... a bit of both perhaps.
As soon as she declaired her "Super Power" was her "Gaydar"-- i think
that might have cemented it- i got such a chuckle.


> Another joke rooted in history but you know in all fairness David
> Fumero's acting has actually been really good lately - better than any
> other time i can recall - betcha he's been taking some lessons or
> getting some coaching.
>

(looks dreamily into oblivion)
who cares...? lol oh.. err.. uh....
j/k
Actually- you or someone else posted a link to the movie
"Manhattenites" starring him and the guy who played Nash and Ilene K.
(who plays Roxy) and i am seriously thinking of putting it on my
"Santa" list. Maybe he is decent in that too.

> >>>And finally a special Meet and Greet Your Favorite Ham Actor session
>
> where you get to throw an unlimited number of custard pies at John Paul
> Lavoissier! (We'll even let you lob some at his protege Scott Clifton!)
>
> After i posted this i went to the store and did my little in-the-line
> reading through the soap mags and found an article in ABC Soaps In Depth
> which was 20 random facts about JPL (which probably gave his publicist
> some grey hairs as there were a few parts where he really came across
> pretty shallow and self-centered) �In one part he talked about his
> favorite shows growing up saying he was a huge fan of You Can't do That
> on Television. �Now i no longer just want to throw pies at him; i want
> to dump green slime on him!
>

I hear he is a big Q. Tarentino fan. So that instantly makes him ok
with me (other than the fact i can't stand his acting and only
slightly tolerate his character)

> It's so frustrating to watch him anymore - he was so good when he first
> came on; he put a lot of layers in his performances...but for the last
> several years he's just become a huge ham actor and combined with the
> awful writing both his storyline and his character within it has
> suffered this year all i can think of everytime he's onscreen is
> "someone hit this guy with a pie" �I think he just got so hooked on all
> the accolades he was getting for awhile regarding his comic ability that
> he just started mugging for the cameras more and over time got more
> comfortable with that style of "acting" that i'm not even sure he's
> capable of a real heartfelt, real, multi-layered scene. �Not good when
> they keep trying to give him serious frontburner male-lead stories.
> Then all of a sudden it seemed like Scott Clifton was trying to copy his
> acting style (which i bet he was told to do in order to plant seeds in
> viewers' minds that they may be brothers or related) and when they're in
> scenes together, they seem to be seeing who can "out-Rex" each other!
>
> So everytime Oliver comes on (and man i am crushing on him big time), i
> just keep thinking "Oliver needs a hug" and everytime Rex comes on i
> automatically think "Rex needs a pie"
>
> --------------------------------------
> d.w. mckimhttp://community.webtv.net/larynx1/UltravioletMUSEings/index.html
>

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> commentary plus other areas of interest and cool stuff
> ---------------------------------------
> Support the dying daytime drama genre. �Watch One Life to Live - one of
> television's best shows in daytime or primetime. �Airing on ABC and
> Soapnet.

i hear ya. Whenever my guy and me see Oliver Fish on the screen
looking forlorn, it instantly emits an "awwwwwwwwww" from us.
totally sickening. the crush we have on that little cutie.

Thanks for mixing it up a bit DW.
Hope you are well.

Cheers!
E. (beware of typos- my keyboard is haunted)

DaleMurph

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> > I always liked how Melissa Archer doesn't resemble the "typical" soap
> > actress look. �She's certainly not "fat" (though in soapworld the
> > standards are so impossible to measure up too...even Kathy Brier's
> > Marcie was in pretty good shape and looked pretty dang good for an
> > "overweight" character) but certainly she's much more curvy than what
> > one normally sees in soap casting. �That always made Natalie more real
> > and relatable to me - she seemed so much like someone you would know in
> > real life.
>
> > But lately, i've picked up on how she has really just been looking
> > INCREDIBLE. �It's like she's lost quite a bit of weight (or toned up or
> > something) but still not to where she looks unhealthy or crosses that
> > line into unnatural Barbie doll territory. �Besides just looking really
> > good overall, it also seems like her wardrobe is better on the show AND
> > to top it all off she's been delivering some of her best performances
> > acting-wise.
>
> > All i can say is GO GIRL! �She's looking better and knocking it out of
> > the park in her acting more than she ever has during her history

Melissa has only gotten more beautiful since she started the show.
She's always been a pretty girl.

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