Barney's first episode aired on April 6, 1992. It was about to be rerun
on PBS on Monday, December 21, 1992, but the Illuminati (who controls the
US government, owners of PBS) stopped it and another rerun was
aired.
On December 21, 2012, Barney will be 20 years old. Except his 20th
Birthday Party will not be filled with cake, presents, Pinatas, and
annoying music. No! It will be filled with fire and brimstone,
temptation, sin and death!
Numerous prophecies proclaim the Second Coming of Jesus Christ on that
date. Hours before the world is "raptured" to the sky to face their Final
Judgment, Barney will join with Satan and his demons in their last chance
to tempt the world. Many will fall away from Christ in their sins. And
the whole thing will be organized by Barney!
According to the Book of Revelation, Satan and all the other demons will
be cast into hell forever. Reject sin, accept Jesus Christ, and you will
not join them.
So look out. December 21, 2012. Friday. Barney. Satan. Whose side are you
on? The temptations will be strong on that day. It's Satan's last chance!
Don't join Barney and Baby Bop in hell. Repent!
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Azz Pizz Institute
The OFFICIAL Verbal Diarrhea Think Tank (tm)
Washington, DC