TV Land September 2003 -- Bonanza, Mr. Ed; Emmy Week; New Kitschen -- WKRP and Tabitha added!
PB
New to TV Land: Mr. Ed, Bonanza, and WKRP in Cincinatti (Kitschen).
Returning: Gidget, Tabitha (Kitschen) and The Love Boat.
Holy Hiatus, TV Land: Get Smart, Barney Miller, The Bob Newhart Show,
The Adventures of Superman, Charlie's Angels, and Batman.
Expiring: The Mary Tyler Moore Show (end of August) and Charlie's
Angels (end of September).
Effective, Monday, September 1, 2003:
(All times everyday unless noted; new shows in CAPS)
6:00AM Gunsmoke
7:00AM The Waltons
8:00AM Happy Days (replaces Get Smart)
8:30AM The Brady Bunch
9:00AM The Dick Van Dyke Show Mon-Sat (replaces Mary Tyler Moore);
Better Living Through Television (Sun)
9:30AM MR. ED Mon-Sat (replaces Dick Van Dyke); Better Living Through
Television cont. (Sun)
10:00AM The Munsters (Mon-Sat); Better Living Through Television cont.
(Sun)
10:30AM I Dream of Jeannie (Mon-Sat); Better Living Through Television
cont. (Sun)
11:00AM I Love Lucy (Mon-Sat); Better Living Through Television
11:30AM Leave it to Beaver (Mon-Sat); Better Living Through Television
cont. (Sun)
12:00PM Gunsmoke
1:00PM BONANZA (replaces MacGyver)
2:00PM MacGyver (replaces 2 episodes of I Dream of Jeannie)
3:00PM I Dream of Jeannie Mon-Sat (replaces Bewitched); Box Sets
Sundays
3:30PM I Dream of Jeannie Mon-Sat (replaces Bewitched); Box Sets
Sundays
4:00PM Gidget Mon-Sat (replaces Gilligan's Island); Box Sets Sundays
4:30PM Gidget Mon-Sat (replaces Gilligan's Island); Box Sets Sundays
5:00PM MR. ED (replaces Happy Days)
5:30PM MR. ED (replaces Happy Days)
6:00PM Bewitched (replaces Sanford & Son)
6:30PM Bewitched (replaces Sanford & Son)
7:00PM Sanford & Son (replaces The Munsters)
7:30PM Sanford & Son (replaces Andy Griffith)
8:00PM Fantasy Island (Mon-Fri); Brady Bunch/Happy Days (Fri-Sat)
9:00PM Sanford & Son
9:30PM Bewitched
10:00PM The Andy Griffith Show Mon-Sat; TV Land Legens Sundays
10:30PM Leave it to Beaver Mon-Sat; ET in TV Land Sundays
11:00PM I Love Lucy Mon-Sat; ET in TV Land cont. Sundays
11:30PM I Dream of Jeannie
12:00AM MacGyver Sun-Thu; TV Land Kitschen (Fri-Sat)
1:00AM Sanford & Son Sun-Thu; TV Land Kitschen cont. (Fri-Sat)
1:30AM Happy Days Sun-Thu; TV Land Kitschen cont. (Fri-Sat)
2:00AM Bewitched
2:30AM The Andy Griffith Show (replaces Dick Van Dyke)
3:00AM MISTER ED (replaces Barney Miller)
3:30AM Gilligan's Island (replaces Bob Newhart)
4:00AM I Love Lucy (replaces Adventures of Superman)
4:30AM The Dick Vane Dyke Show (replaces Batman)
5:00AM The Love Boat (replaces Charlie's Angels)
Block information:
- TV Land Kitschen
Friday and Saturday nights from 12-2am E/P
Fred Willard and Martin Mull host a delectable selection of non-stop
laughs from some of TV's strangest shows. New to the Kitschen this
month: the wacky disc jockeys at WKRP.
12:00AM Welcome Back Kotter
12:30AM WKRP IN CINCINATTI (replaces Soap)
1:00AM Square Pegs
1:30AM Tabitha (replaces Fernwood 2Night)
- Better Living Through Television
Sunday mornings from 9am-12pm E/P
Miss the good old days? Long for a time when things were just a little
simpler? Well, tune in every Sunday morning to TV Land's "Better
Living Through Television" for a journey back into the best days of
television.
9am Burns and Allen, 9:30a I Love Lucy, 10am Hazel, 10:30am Father
Knows Best, 11am Dennis the Menace and 11:30am The Andy Griffith Show.
(No changes)
- TV Land Box Sets
Sundays 3 to 5 p.m. E/P
This month's theme: "Shouldawonanemmy" Box Sets
Sunday, September 7 -- Ron Howard
3:00PM Andy Griffith #141 -- Three Wishes for Opie
Barney demonstrates gypsy fortune telling to Opie. The wishes seem to
begin to come true.
3:30PM Andy Griffith #199 -- Opie Finds a Baby
Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby, and they run into trouble
when they innocently try to find it some new parents.
4:00PM Happy Days #3 -- Richie's Cup Runeth Over
Howard gives Richie permission to attend Potsie's cousin's bachelor
party. The boisterous evening, complete with gag gifts and much
masculine merriment, is topped when dancer Verna La Verne pops out of
a cake and drives a very drunk Richie, home to his family.
4:30PM Happy Days #49 -- A Date with Fonzie
Richie is sure that he has lost his touch with the girls, so he asks
Fonzie for help. Fonzie sets up Richie on a double-date with himself
and Laverne & Shirley
Sunday, September 14 -- Desi Arnaz
3:00PM I Love Lucy #34 – Ricky Thinks He's Getting Bald
Haunted by the thought that he is growing bald, Ricky appeals to Lucy
for some remedies.
3:30PM I Love Lucy #50 -- Lucy Becomes a Sculptress
Lucy decides that their unborn child should have artistic leanings, so
she takes up
sculpting. Salesmen in an art supply store put her to work on a lump
of clay and she
uses the Mertzes as models for a modernistic creation. The climax
comes when art
critics haud her weird effort as a masterpiece.
4:00PM I Love Lucy #80 – Ricky Minds the Baby
Ricky changes his vacation plans so he can spend all his time with
Little Ricky. Lucy uses her free time to go shopping, but when she
returns she find Little Ricky wandering the hallway by himself. Ricky
and Fred have been so involved in a TV football game, the hadn't
noticed him wander off. To teach Ricky a lesson, Lucy phones her
husband and nonchalantly asks about Little Ricky. Panic sets in when
the father realizes his son is missing.
4:30PM I Love Lucy #104 – Ricky's Screen Test
The term "help-mate" takes on a new meaning with the appearance of
Lucy on a Hollywood movie lot. The cameras roll for Ricky's screen
test but when the big moment arrives Lucy takes the cue.
Sunday, September 21 -- Elizabeth Montgomery
3:00PM Bewitched #9 -- Witch or Wife
While Darrin's workload is sky-high, Samantha accepts Endora's
invitation to lunch in Paris. The Tates, there on business,
accidentally bump into Samantha.
3:30PM Bewitched #24 – Which Witch is Mine
Endora transforms herself into an identical copy of Samantha, which
causes problems when a young author falls for her.
4:00PM Bewitched #111 – Double Double, Toil and Trouble
Queen Samantha holds witch proceedings in the wee hours. Darrin
orders her to clear court. Endora is infuriated. Endora and Serena
conspire to dispose of Darrin.
4:30PM Bewitched #142 – Samantha Goes South For a Spell
Samantha's cousin, Serena, turns Malcolm, a warlock into a mynah bird
because he
made a play for her concealing the fact that he was married.
Brunhilde, Malcolm's wife,
thinks Samantha is the "other woman" and sends her back to the town of
Old New
Orleans of 1868.
Sunday, September 28 -- Redd Foxx
3:00PM Sanford and Son #90 – The Olympics
Fred feels he has to compete for Donna's romantic attention when a
Senior Olympics champ tries to move in on his territory.
3:30PM Sanford and Son #101 – Can You Chop This
Fred takes the money Lamont has been saving for acting lessons and
uses it for something more important--a supply of Whopper Choppers.
4:00PM Sanford and Son #106 – The Escorts
When Fred and his friends start their own escort service, they learn
there's much more to the dating business than meets the eye.
4:30PM Sanford and Son #108 – A Pain in the Neck
Fred is worried that his back problem will take the glory away from
his walk to the podium as he is to be honored with the Watts
Businessman-of-the-year Award.
Get the story behind the story on TV Land Sunday Nights. Each week
features different television shows about television shows.
September's schedule features TV Legends the 60 Minutes Interviews, an
episode of Inside TV Land on September 7th, with the rest of the month
airing episodes of ET In TV Land. A complete schedule is below:
- TV Land Legends: The 60 Minute Interviews
Sundays 10 to 10:30 p.m. E/P on TV Land
Sunday, September 7 #4 – Jerry Seinfeld (R)
Sunday, September 14 #5 – Robin Williams (R)
Sunday, September 21 #7 – Steve Martin (R)
Sunday, September 28 TBA (PREMIERE)
- ET in TV Land
Sundays 10:30 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. E/P on TV Land
Sunday, September 7 -- pre-empted, see specials below
Sunday, September 14 #26 -- Moonlighting (PREMIERE)
Sunday, September 21 #27 -- Diff'rent Strokes (PREMIERE)
Sunday, September 28 #28 Designing Women (PREMIERE)
- TV Land Specials
* "Bonanza Launch Marathon" August 31 and September 1 3-7pm, details
were given in the August schedule.
* Sunday, September 7, 10:30-11:30pm
"Inside TV Land Style and Fashion" (R)
Inside TV Land: Style and Fashion examines how TV's tastemakers react
to changes in style and fashion - and how producer's designers, and
the actors themselves, team up to create the latest fashion and style
trends.
* Prime Time Emmy's Event
Monday, September 15 – Friday, September 19th 8-10pm E/P each night.
TV Land welcomes back their resident Emmy expert, Tom O'Neil to host a
week long primetime Emmy event. Each night features a different
series from 8pm-10pm. Join Tom for in-depth and and behind-the-scenes
Emmy stories about some of TV Land's best shows. Episodes listed
below.
Monday, September 15 -- All in the Family
8:00PM #3 Oh, My Aching Back
Thinking he'll reap more benefits, a larger settlement, Archie tries
to get a Jewish lawyer to fight for him in a case concerning a minor
traffic accident that he was in and..."suffered whiplash".
8:30PM #34 Sammy's Visit
In a rare moment, Archie seems to have set aside his usual feelings
towards blacks when he opens his heart and his house to Sammy Davis,
Jr. When Davis comes to the house to retrieve his briefcase which was
left in the cab driven by Archie, chaos and comedy become the order of
the day.
9:00PM #44 The Bunkers and the Swingers
The Bunkers find themselves in an embarrassing situation when Edith
answers a friendship ad in the swap section of a magazine and her new
friends turn out to be "swingers".
9:30PM TBA Episode
Tuesday, September 16 -- The Andy Griffith Show
8:00PM #52 Barney and the Choir
Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to
upgrade the music of the Mayberry choir.
8:30PM #55 Aunt Bea and the Warden
The town drunk mends his ways after serving a jail term at Andy's and
Aunt Bee's home.
9:00PM #61 Andy on Trial
Andy faces charges of malfeasance in office when a disgruntled traffic
offender seeks revenge.
9:30PM TBA Episode
Wednesday, September 17 -- I Love Lucy
Episodes TBA
Thursday, September 18 -- The Dick Van Dyke Show
8:00PM #51 It May Look Like a Walnut
Under the influence of science fiction, Rob fears that a walnut will
steal his imagination and his thumbs.
8:30PM #60 A Surprise Surprise is a Surprise
Laura despairs when husband Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw
a surprise
party for him.
9:00PM #121 Never Bathe on Saturday
Laura despairs when husband Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw
a surprise
party for him.
9:30PM #128 Coast to Coast Big Mouth
Laura blurts out a top secret on a national television quiz show --
that comedian Alan Brady wears a toupee.
Friday, September 19 -- Bewitched
8:00PM #29 Abner Cadabara
To stop Gladys Kravitz from spreading the news of Samantha's powers,
Samantha convinces Gladys that she has Extra-Sensory Perception.
8:30PM #69 Divided He Falls
When Darrin cannot escape from work to go on vacation with Samantha,
Endora has the perfect solution. She creates two Darrins; Darrin #1
(the work-a-holic) and Darrin #2 (the vacation-holic).
9:00PM #83 The Short Happy Circuit of Aunt Clara
Darrin lets Aunt Clara baby-sit when he and Sam are invited to the
Tates to meet Mr. MacElroy, a shoe client. The picture darkens. Aunt
Clara accidentally knocks out the lights across the Eastern Seaboard.
Desperate for help, she summons Ocky, her old warlock boyfriend. He's
able to keep the lights on only by raising his arms.
9:30PM #213 Sisters at Hart
Keith and Dorothy Wilson, a young black couple, drop off their
daughter at the
Stephens' house before going on an overnight trip. Tabitha and Lisa
want very much
to be sisters but they were told by a woman in the park that they
can't because they are not the same color.
Ryan
Isn't it kind of dumb of TV Land to air an hour of Jeannie in addition to
the morning and late night slot? There are fewer episodes of this show than
Bewitched, it'll wear thin too quickly.
<<> 7:30PM Sanford & Son (replaces Andy Griffith)
> 2:30AM The Andy Griffith Show (replaces Dick Van Dyke)>>
Never thought I'd see the day when TAGS' rerun slot would get pushed back to
late night, and in favor of Sandford and Son to boot.
BTW, does anyone know if TVLand has the rights to TAGS' "Pickle Story" and
"Man In A Hurry"? I've yet to see these 2 classics.
--
Ryan
"I cannot explain how you should begin" - Tift Merritt
Chris Lambert!
"PB" <pavan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1d28bb1.03072...@posting.google.com...
> TV Land September 2003 Schedule:
>
> New to TV Land: Mr. Ed, Bonanza, and WKRP in Cincinatti (Kitschen).
> Returning: Gidget, Tabitha (Kitschen) and The Love Boat.
> Holy Hiatus, TV Land: Get Smart, Barney Miller, The Bob Newhart Show,
> The Adventures of Superman, Charlie's Angels, and Batman.
> Expiring: The Mary Tyler Moore Show (end of August) and Charlie's
> Angels (end of September).
can they still legally call themselves TV land w/o The MTM Show? This
Channel Stinks.
-C!
--
-Chris Lambert
The Original Game Show Page! * www.chris-lambert.com
Jude Cormier
> 4:30PM Gidget Mon-Sat (replaces Gilligan's Island); Box Sets Sundays
okay this is a perplexing move--why re-add Gidget? They already ran it just
a couple of months back-double episodes too. There is only 32 episodes
(unless God forbid they add The New Gidget to the mix--from the '80s) and
these cycle through in about 3 weeks.
>> 12:00AM Welcome Back Kotter
> 12:30AM WKRP IN CINCINATTI (replaces Soap)
but I'm sure this is "we had to replace most of the music due to rights
issues" version.
> 1:00AM Square Pegs
> 1:30AM Tabitha (replaces Fernwood 2Night)
Let's hope we get to see all the episodes this go round.
No the show isn't great, but it is kitschy and heck, Lisa Hartman was always
fun to watch.
Jon Purkey
<spookyrap...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Isn't it kind of dumb of TV Land to air an hour of Jeannie in addition to
>the morning and late night slot? There are fewer episodes of this show than
>Bewitched, it'll wear thin too quickly.
Personally, I would rather them show an episode of Jeannie and an
episode of Bewitched. I don't really like watching two episodes of the
same show in an hour. They could pair up other similar shows too, such
as The Munsters & The Adams Family.
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Tony Calguire
>
>
> Personally, I would rather them show an episode of Jeannie and an
> episode of Bewitched. I don't really like watching two episodes of the
> same show in an hour. They could pair up other similar shows too, such
> as The Munsters & The Adams Family.
>
Jeannie and Samantha have been on TV enough in the last 40 years!
Now, Isis... there's one woman with magical powers I'd like to see
again. Why won't they show Isis?