MST3K SUX!
lovegod
"documentary" but a false "replication" of transcribed events.
BTW 3 of those guys look like puppets!
The show sucks, and anyone who watches it is a freak!
Have a happy!
I AM LOVEGOD
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> I recently found out that the show MST 3000 is not a true
>"documentary" but a false "replication" of transcribed events.
> BTW 3 of those guys look like puppets!
> The show sucks, and anyone who watches it is a freak!
>Have a happy!
>
Documentary??? What the...?
What is the point of posting what you feel if you post it anonymously?
Afraid of getting flames??? I, personally, don't think us MSTers are
freaks, but perhaps someone else...
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> In article <1993Feb6.2...@fuug.fi> an6...@anon.penet.fi (lovegod) writes:
>> I recently found out that the show MST 3000 is not a true
>>"documentary" but a false "replication" of transcribed events.
>> BTW 3 of those guys look like puppets!
>> The show sucks, and anyone who watches it is a freak!
>>Have a happy!
I'm going to go way out on a limb here and suggest that maybe they were joking.
[If not, and they really thought that they were enlightening us by exposing
MST3K as a non-documentary, let's just leave them in peace.]
Bucky90
Michael Kellen
probably received the same terse & vaguely threatening letter that I and
Lisa Jenkins received.
The possiblilty of a SINGLE, well-supported letter to the anonymous service
administrator is being discussed. DO NOT flood the administrator, please!
If you feel threatened or insulted by eMail from 'LOVEGOD', please let me
know so that we can add you to our count of upset readers.
PS. Yes, this yahoo is serious. You may wish to change the subject line to
avoid an autoreply.
(Follow-ups to yourself, sheesh Michael.)
Nicholas R. Zimmerman
> I recently found out that the show MST 3000 is not a true
>"documentary" but a false "replication" of transcribed events.
> BTW 3 of those guys look like puppets!
> The show sucks, and anyone who watches it is a freak!
>Have a happy!
>I AM LOVEGOD
You know, I bothered to flame this twit in email, but I don't think it
will do any good. He is probably still trying to figure out what the
word "guano" means.
I do, however, hope that this shit for brains gets what I wished on him....
hit by a bus and smeared through several city blocks.
I am so sick of shitheads like this posting inane insults.
What kind of fucking degree did it take to figure out that there were
puppets on the show and that the show was done from a script?
And why the fuck doesn't he just change the channel instead of bitching?
If limpdick here wants to see how freaky I am, he is welcome to come see.
I think he might be stunned to see that I am rather conservative in
appearence...hell, he might even befriend me.....then I would tie him to
a chair and subject him to all of Turkey Day...twice.
Well Mr Lovegod *chortle*.....in the immortal words of Tom Servo:
DEAL WITH IT PINK BOY!!!!
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I was just going to ingore that insignificant little dickweed.
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How would Crow say it?
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wReam...
Or is that BYTE me?
Anyone who gets mad at a person who flames MST3K sorta doesn't get the show
themself! I mean, isn't that what it's all about? Making fun of something
that people take too seriously! :)
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<Crow>: Tell the General the First Cat's code-groups are ready.
>LOVEGOD says:
<Joel>: Does LOVEGOD mean never having to say you're contrite?
> I recently found out that the show MST 3000 is not a true
>"documentary" but a false "replication" of transcribed events.
<Tom>: Set replicator for documentery, LaForge.
> BTW 3 of those guys look like puppets!
<Tom>: Well, duh!
<Crow>: Yeah, we're dealing with a rocket scientist, now.
> The show sucks, and anyone who watches it is a freak!
<Joel>(freakout voice): Cool, man.
>Have a happy!
<Crow>: Because the Lobotomies are *on* *me*!
>I AM LOVEGOD
<Joel>: Isn't that a Black Sabbath tune?
<Tom>: Hey Joel, how come the God of Love has to spend his weekends
alone reading a terminal?
<Crow>: Yeah! What about the babes?
<Joel>: Actually, he's only an apprentice God of Love. You have to start
small.
<Tom>: And he's a DeVry graduate!
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Michael R James
> I was just going to ingore that insignificant little dickweed.
Indeed, 'lovegod' is that little twit who sat behind you in the
third grade and flicked the back of your head to get a rise out
of you.
While it's fun to dash off angry posts and mail, I would suggest
ignoring 'lovegod'.
If he continues to pester, we'll start a "How to build a killfile"
thread.
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Kirk Odle
<too lazy to page to the end...>
I LOVE IT! COOL! YOU TURNED IT AROUND ON HIM!!! [high-five]
Dave Van Domelen
In article <93039.170...@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> Solipsist at Large <IK20001@MA
INE.MAINE.EDU> writes:
>>Subject: Re: MST3K SUX!
Joel] Doesn't something have to have lips to suck?
Tom] Well, a vacuum sucks.
Joel] Yeah, but nature abhors a vacuum.
Crow] Like nature doesn't abhor this vacuum-head....
>
>>LOVEGOD says:
>
><Joel>: Does LOVEGOD mean never having to say you're contrite?
Crow] No, it means, "Help, I have a lobster in my pants" in Finnish.
>
>> I recently found out that the show MST 3000 is not a true
>>"documentary" but a false "replication" of transcribed events.
>
><Tom>: Set replicator for documentery, LaForge.
>
>> BTW 3 of those guys look like puppets!
>
><Tom>: Well, duh!
><Crow>: Yeah, we're dealing with a rocket scientist, now.
Joel] I thought we weer dealing with AT&T....
>
>> The show sucks, and anyone who watches it is a freak!
>
><Joel>(freakout voice): Cool, man.
Tom] Doesn't it have to have lips...
Crow] We did that one already.
Tom] So did he.
>
>>Have a happy!
>
><Crow>: Because the Lobotomies are *on* *me*!
Joel] And that brings us to this week's invention exchange....
Dave Van Domelen, liked "Manos", disliked "Mentos"
Lisa Jenkins
[Great MST of LOVEGOD's letter.]
>>I AM LOVEGOD
I AM IRONMAN! <Dugh, dugh, dugh, dugh!>
(Or however it goes.)
Sorry 'bout that. When Coyote told me he did that to the posting, I thought
it should be shared! }B-D
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>mme...@m2.dseg.ti.com (Mark Meyer) writes:
>
>
>> I was just going to ingore that insignificant little dickweed.
>
>Indeed, 'lovegod' is that little twit who sat behind you in the
>third grade and flicked the back of your head to get a rise out
>of you.
>
I'm not touching you!"
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>
> small.
> <Tom>: And he's a DeVry graduate!
>
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Like it?..... We Love it! Good Job Mr. Burns.... say hi to
Uncle George.... He's not still smoking those awful cigars is he?..
Later
Coz
Sidehacking was so bad, MSTying it was nearly impossible.
Randy C. Cosby
> an6...@anon.penet.fi (lovegod) writes:
> > The show sucks, and anyone who watches it is a freak!
> >Have a happy!
>
> >I AM LOVEGOD
>
> You know, I bothered to flame this twit in email, but I don't think it
> will do any good. He is probably still trying to figure out what the
> word "guano" means.
> I do, however, hope that this shit for brains gets what I wished on him....
> hit by a bus and smeared through several city blocks.
To quick..... I picture something like the final death
scene in Hellraiser.. you know all those hooks and chains
>
> And why the fuck doesn't he just change the channel instead of bitching?
Giving him to much credit again, are we?
>
> If limpdick here wants to see how freaky I am, he is welcome to come see.
Are you not assuming that he has a dick? Okay, but didn't he
post anonymously? dick maybe, gonads NO!
> I think he might be stunned to see that I am rather conservative in
> appearence...hell, he might even befriend me.....then I would tie him to
> a chair and subject him to all of Turkey Day...twice.
You are awful nice... I am rather conservative in
appearance to, but I feel a small rounhouse kick
to the solar plexus.. Oh Sorry...I think I agree
tie him up.. make him watch.. if he doesn't laugh
lobotomize him.
>
> Well Mr Lovegod *chortle*.....in the immortal words of Tom Servo:
>
> DEAL WITH IT PINK BOY!!!!
>
>
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> | | We say 'The right people will get |
> | nicholas-...@uiowa.edu | this.'" -Joel Hodgson |
> | | |
> | If it's a computer, | "But his bosses didn't like him, |
> | it's my friend. | so they shot him into space." |
Good Job Nick... (see above comments)
Nick's a good name... named my firstborn that.... He likes MST3K also.
Later
Coz
"SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
no one of consequence
to the startrek newsgroups....
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>I wonder if this 'lovegod' is one of the twinks who posts similar messages
>to the startrek newsgroups....
Yeah, if he thinks he sparked some kind of flame-fest,
he should bop over to *.*.starwars and suggest that the
Big E could take out a Star Destroyer.
Four e-mail complaints. Hah. He even tried to intimate that
he wasn't a loser by telling us to "ask his wife".
Somebody else said it first:
"Does this bother you? I'm not touching you."
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BogusMan
>In article <1993Feb8.0...@news.uiowa.edu> nzi...@icaen.uiowa.edu (Nicholas R. Zimmerman) writes:
>>Well Mr Lovegod *chortle*.....in the immortal words of Tom Servo:
>>
>>DEAL WITH IT PINK BOY!!!!
>
>Comedy Channel season). It was either Dr. Forrester or Dr. Erhardt,
>but I'm pretty sure it was Dr. F.
>
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> -Crow T. Robot, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians," MST3K
They have all said it at one time or another, but it was "Bob", from the
"Church Of The Subgenius" who said it first. Tom said this in one of the
promos for the show.
Pax
--Judex--
Melissa Jean Towler
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.....much flaming deleted.....
>Well Mr Lovegod *chortle*.....in the immortal words of Tom Servo:
>
>DEAL WITH IT PINK BOY!!!!
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