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Chris Mathis
Packet: TMADNESS
Date: 04-05-94 (08:28) Number: 0
From: CHRIS MATHIS Refer#: NONE
To: ALL Recvd: NO
Subj: Pens!!! Conf: (0) Main Board
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Hmmmm, I like 'Pens'. Yes, I like pens. I do not like to write with
them, as my penmanship is very bad, but I like them. Someone told me to
post a message stating that I liked them, that I would be sent some. I
do not believe him. And I really do not care. *REALLY* But to prove
him wrong, I thought, ok, I will post a message. I like the BIC round
stic medium pens. So if you have any extra, or would like to send some
my way, here is my address:
Chris Mathis
P.O. Box 3073
Newport, RI 02840
Yes, ahem, ahem, your PEN pal... :+)
........*Chris...
.
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. QMPro 1.51 . It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
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Packet: TMADNESS
Date: 04-05-94 (08:33) Number: 15483
From: CHRIS MATHIS Refer#: NONE
To: ALL Recvd: NO
Subj: Pens!!! Conf: (0) Main Board
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Hmmmm, I like 'Pens'. Yes, I like pens. I do not like to write with
them, as my penmanship is very bad, but I like them. Someone told me to
post a message stating that I liked them, that I would be sent some. I
do not believe him. And I really do not care. *REALLY* But to prove him
wrong, I thought, ok, I will post a message. I like the BIC round stic
medium pens. So if you have any extra, or would like to send some my
way, here is my address:
Chris Mathis
P.O. Box 3073
Newport, RI 02840
Yes, ahem, ahem, your PEN pal... :+)
........*Chris...
chris....@madness.network23.com
.
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. QMPro 1.51 . It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
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. QMPro 1.51 . It's not over til the FAT Table sings.
Spatch
Chris Mathis <chris....@madness.network23.com> wrote:
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>Packet: TMADNESS
MIKE: I got a packet full of - TMADNESS!
>Date: 04-05-94 (08:28) Number: 0
>From: CHRIS MATHIS Refer#: NONE
>To: ALL Recvd: NO
CROW: He's such a friendly boy.
>Subj: Pens!!! Conf: (0) Main Board
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>Hmmmm, I like 'Pens'.
TOM: Hmmmm, I don't like 'you'.
> Yes, I like pens.
MIKE: I also like repeating myself. I also like repeating myself.
> I do not like to write with
>them, as my penmanship is very bad, but I like them.
CROW: I like to look at them. They're fun.
> Someone told me to
>post a message stating that I liked them, that I would be sent some.
TOM: So please send a pen to each of the people on the list, take the first
person's name off, then put your name on Number 10, then...
MIKE: Oh, no. It's MAKE.PENS.FAST.
>I do not believe him.
CROW: He says his name is Chocky, and I can't see him.
>And I really do not care. *REALLY*
TOM: We don't care about you. *REALLY*
>But to prove him wrong, I thought, ok, I will post a message.
CROW: I thought, what could I lose, and sent the message to 10 BBS's all over.
> I like the
>BIC round stic medium pens.
MIKE: I thought USENET was supposed to be commercial-free.
CROW: Trust me, Mike, I wouldn't buy those pens so I could be like this yutz
here.
> So if you have any extra,
TOM: Brain cells,
> or would like to send
>some my way, here is my address:
>Chris Mathis
>P.O. Box 3073
>Newport, RI 02840
TOM: I don't believe this!!
MIKE: I think somebody forgot to log completely off his terminal again.
CROW [looking down]: P.O. Box 3073... Newport...
MIKE: Stop it, Crow. We are sending NO more hate mail off this satellite.
>
>Yes, ahem, ahem, your PEN pal... :+)
MIKE: Look, it's a smiley that got punched in the nose!
TOM: Does that represent Chris Mathis after we get through with him?
>
>........*Chris...
CROW: ... is a dunderhead.*
>.
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>. QMPro 1.51 . It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
MIKE: Hey, QMPro stole that line from Stephen Wright!
TOM: I once saw QMPro at the Laugh Shack. Followed Chris O'Carroll. QMPro
really stank. O'Carroll, on the other hand, was brilliant.
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>Packet: TMADNESS
>Date: 04-05-94 (08:33) Number: 15483
>From: CHRIS MATHIS Refer#: NONE
>To: ALL Recvd: NO
>Subj: Pens!!! Conf: (0) Main Board
MIKE: Hey, it's starting all over again!!
ALL: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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>Hmmmm, I like 'Pens'.
ALL: And we hate 'you'!
> Yes, I like pens. I do not like to write with
>them, as my penmanship is very bad, but I like them. Someone told me to
>post a message stating that I liked them, that I would be sent some. I
>do not believe him. And I really do not care.
TOM: That's it. Dr. F has gone WAY too far.
> *REALLY* But to prove him
>wrong, I thought, ok, I will post a message. I like the BIC round stic
CROW: ... medium pens, yeah, we know, we know. SHUT UP ALREADY!
>medium pens. So if you have any extra, or would like to send some my
>way, here is my address:
>Chris Mathis
>P.O. Box 3073
>Newport, RI 02840
CROW: Can we PLEASE send him hate mail, Mike?
MIKE: No. Poor Chris might be a victim of a practical joke.
CROW: Even so, I wanna send him the contents of the load pan bay!
>
>Yes, ahem, ahem, your PEN pal... :+)
ALL: SHUT UP!!!
>
>........*Chris...
MIKE: ... sucks.*
>
>chris....@madness.network23.com
TOM: Oooh, this version must be the "Director's Cut". It includes his email
address, too.
>
>.
>---
>. QMPro 1.51 . It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
MIKE: It's a small USENET but I wouldn't want to write to it, asking for pens.
TOM: Perhaps 'alt.tv.mst3k' means 'alt.pens' in a foreign language.
>---
>. QMPro 1.51 . It's not over til the FAT Table sings.
>
CROW: Oh, ha ha ha, Chris, that sure is a wonderfully witty tagline!
MIKE: I think I like Kibo's better.
TOM: Come on, let's go before he tries this a third time. [ all get up and
leave ]
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Totally improv! Whaddya think, sirs?
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|/ \| - Crow T. Robot, "Radar Men From The Moon"
Wendy Scher
My favorite stand-up comedian is Steven Wright. And I never heard that line.
I guess I haven't seen as much stand-up as I should. You have a fun spirit.
I have seen 60 eppies, but not the famed Cave Dwellers or Fugitive Alien II
or even the entire I Accuse my Parents. Oh well. I'll wait.
The other day (actually, the other week) I was at a sort-of party with a
bunch of kids and we ended up really fooling around and going a little crazy
from boredom. I spent much of my time flinging action figures from a new
metal _spatula_ I found on the ground (and this was a backyard playground
with sand, mind you.) And we also hit each other with plastic egg halfs.
-Spengo