MST3K STILL Sux!
lovegod
comments from me...what happens when you guys take a look in the mirror
in the morning?
I got 4 (count 'em 4) email letters from outraged MST3Kers
insisting that I was wrong wrong wrong to single out their show for my
comments. Interestingly the level of literacy and amount of profanity
decreased and increased respectively as the letters progressed,...did you
guys plan that?
As a matter of fact I can't even get the stupid show where I live
now, so for all I know it's reached the level of intensity of Macneil
Leher report (or mabye Morton Downey Jr.! is he still on?)!
As for my response, I apoligize for being "terse and vaugely
threating" but that's my nature! (just ask my wife!)
So without further adieu,...here's a little something for you
guys to get worked up about:
THE SHOW STILL SUCKS AND YOU GUYS ARE STILL FREAKS!
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Make it happen,...I'm counting on you guys!
I AM LOVEGOD
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Solipsist@Large
> Wow, all that hate on this newsgroup over a couple of random
>comments from me...
<Joel>: It's two-for-one hate day at J.C. Penney's! Let's go!
> what happens when you guys take a look in the mirror
>in the morning?
<Crow>: Before or after the advil kicks in?
> I got 4 (count 'em 4) email letters from outraged MST3Kers
>insisting that I was wrong wrong wrong to single out their show for my
>comments.
<Tom>: That's three three THREE wrongs in one!
> Interestingly the level of literacy and amount of profanity
>decreased and increased respectively as the letters progressed,...did you
>guys plan that?
<Joel>: How does literacy in a letter decrease?
<Tom>: Quiet, Joel. We're planning our next round of letters.
<Crow>: Yeah. God forbid we have lives.
> As a matter of fact I can't even get the stupid show where I live
>now, so for all I know it's reached the level of intensity of Macneil
>Leher report (or mabye Morton Downey Jr.! is he still on?)!
<Joel>: Oh, *that's* how literacy decreases in a letter!
<Crow>: I'd comment, but I've just gotten over a particularly *intense*
PBS program.
<Tom>: Well, you shouldn't watch Masterpiece Theater for fifteen minutes
after eating.
> As for my response, I apoligize for being "terse and vaugely
>threating" but that's my nature! (just ask my wife!)
<Tom>: Why would a Lovegod get married?
<Crow>: I'm just scared this means he's reproducing.
<Tom>: Oh, I don't *think* so!
<Joel>: Hey guys, c'mon. He's apologized for hinting about the chainsaw!
> So without further adieu,...here's a little something for you
>guys to get worked up about:
<Tom>: All right!
<Crow>: Yeah -- I thought we'd miss the best part!
> THE SHOW STILL SUCKS AND YOU GUYS ARE STILL FREAKS!
> ***************************************************
<All>: BOOOOOOO!!!!!
<Tom>: Seen it!
<Joel>: Yeah, I was hoping for something original.
<Crow>: Once was cool, but twice?
> Make it happen,...I'm counting on you guys!
<Crow>: I guess he ran out of lithium early, this week.
>I AM LOVEGOD
<All>: Hi, Lovegod!
<Joel>: Hey, guys...we gotta go.
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<Scene: Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot dressed up in Togas, reclining. Joel
enters>
TOM: C'mon, bow down before me.
CROW: In your dreams, Servo.
JOEL: Hey, guys. What're you doing?
TOM: Oh, we've decided to become Gods, just like Lovegod in our latest
flamewar.
CROW: Yeah! Since all apotheosis seems to take is some rampant insulting
of someone's hobby in vaguely repetative ways!
TOM: Ah, Crow. That's `vaugely.'
CROW: Sorry. I forgot to be literate.
JOEL: So, what kind of gods are you going to be?
TOM: Well, I decided to make fun of Model Airplane builders!
JOEL: Really?
TOM: Sure! I mean...it sucks!
CROW: Hey, you mean SUX.
TOM: Whatever. They're all a bunch of freaks! I figure that's sufficent
to make me Ennuigod!
JOEL: Do you have ennui?
TOM: Does that geek have love?
CROW: A-ahem. If you're finished?
TOM: Pray, go ahead, fellow deity.
CROW: Well, I decided to go after anonymous posters to Usenet -- y'know,
people without any sort of friends or life, who just want to make
other people feel bad for no reason?
JOEL: Yeah?
CROW: Sure! Their whole lifestyle sux! They're just freaks! Ha ha! Now
I'm Mild-depressiongod!
TOM: Yeah, right. Hey, that's just Ennui! Joel, he took my emotion!
CROW: Did not! You must be big ol' Babygod!
TOM: I am not! Joel!
JOEL: Simmer down, you two. I've got my own godhood lined up.
TOM: I hope you're Beat-Crow-Upgod!
JOEL: Hush. Let's see -- I guess I'll attack people who watch MacNeil/
Leherer--
CROW: *OR* Morton Downey, Jr.
TOM: Is he still on?
JOEL: --for the riviting intensity of it. *That's* a group that really
sux! They're all freaks!
<Yellow Flashing Light>
CROW: So, what are you now?
JOEL: I'm Obnoxiously-happygod!
TOM: Ooooooooh...huh?
CROW: Hey, we have commercial sign.
JOEL (Slapping button): Oh, right.
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Brian Johnson
Maybe he's just bored with bothering his wife. Let's leave this poor tourtured soul
alone so he'll find something else to do.
DO NOT EMAIL HIM A *NASTYGRAM*. THAT'S JUST WHAT HE WANTS!!!!!!!!
Now is the time to start that KILL file thread. Any experts? Email me and I'll
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Randy C. Cosby
> Wow, all that hate on this newsgroup over a couple of random
> comments from me...what happens when you guys take a look in the mirror
> in the morning?
>
> ***************************************************
>
> Make it happen,...I'm counting on you guys!
>
> I AM LOVEGOD
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Tell us your name oh brave one! We wanna know! If you think we are
all freaks then explain the meaning. Come see us on alt.evil and I
will show you freakisms......
Okay, so you don't like us or MST3K, huh? LOVEGOD...
Hey MST3Kers! Isn't it sad when brother and sister mate???
Coz
Chucka Khan
Am I missing something, "Lovegod?" I thought goofy flamebait posts were
supposed to be short -- what's with the dissertation here?
an6...@anon.penet.fi (lovegod) writes:
> I got 4 (count 'em 4) email letters from outraged MST3Kers ...
Hey, don't forget all the posts that you got from oversensitive MST3Kers
who can't recognize flamebait in this newsgroup! Including this one, that
should make 8 or 9!
> As for my response, I apoligize for being "terse and vaugely
>threating" but that's my nature! (just ask my wife!)
Please! Actually, I'd rather not! And since you're afraid to post under
your real name, I can't! Hey!
> So without further adieu,...here's a little something for you
>guys to get worked up about:
>
> THE SHOW STILL SUCKS AND YOU GUYS ARE STILL FREAKS!
> ***************************************************
Actually, I think the whole thing is just Much Adieu [sic] About Nothing!
(Be carefulll who you call "illiterate," "Lovegod.")
Oh, for fun. But seriously, what exactly is the syntax for a Kill file?
I could also cut out Denis Leary threads so I won't be so tempted to get
involved in one again.
And who possibly has nothing better to do than rag on shows that he's never
seen before? It's a lot more fun to post idiotic flames about shows you
have seen, so you can point out specific examples and really offend people.
Think about it, won't you? Thank you.
Chuck "Super Freak-Out!" Jordan
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write his sysop/newsop and tell him what this person is doing. I suppose
warning him first would be nice, but if this keeps up, it is always a
viable nettiquette technique. It worked in another newsgroup, and it can
work here.
wReam...
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(special thanks to Nettiquette Lad!)
P.S. Consider this a warning "love god"
Scott Shaffer @ Compaq Computer Corp.
<..incredibly funny MSTy of flame deleted...>
OK, I have to comment here. I sincerely hope that lovegod (or any other
anonymous or non-anonymous MST flamer) keeps it up. I mean really, Eric's
comments are some of the funniest things this side of the great show itself.
That last one had me laughing out loud (and bringing inquistive looks from
coworkers). Bravo! Keep it up!
I only wish I had gotten to it first!
Scott
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|> threating" but that's my nature! (just ask my wife!)
I know. She's told me all about it. As a matter of fact, she won't leave
me alone. I've been trying to get a restraining order for years now, but
I know she's just looking for attention from anywhere. Poor creature.
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BogusMan
Wah wah wah. I am so hurt by your idiotic comments over people you don't know,
a show you don't watch, etc... Why do you bother? Is your life so vacuously
empty that the only way you can tell you exist is by upsetting others?
Probably. Lovegod, get laid, get a life, get a job, get a name.
Until then, go away little boy.
Pax
--Judex--
PS: It takes a brave little soldier to try and insult people anonymously.
/s
BogusMan
I could give a rats ass about Lovegod's comments, but I am so touched by
that persons pleas for attention that I figure we should give it some, since
it must not have anything better to do, like get a life.
Pax
--Judex--
PS: and Eric's comments are a hoot!
Gerald Krueger
: ... a funny MST
That was great. Some flame, he just MSTs them. If he posts
again I hope we get another MST from Solipsist. Or maybe we
all could try.
This lovegod thing to me is what MST is all about:
There are some inexcusably ridiculous people in this world.
Some make movies...others post...
Jerry
EcoDefender
usually the case to bring up example, and have a structured arguement. Not
meaning to say that the line "MST still sucks" isn't filled with meaning
but you are still getting a C for not explaining yourself. If you hate
the show, or think all of us have no lives you haven't made much of an
arguement and haven't brought any information to the surface. In short
if you are going to do it, do it right.....
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[Another amusing MiSTing of lovegod post deleted]
Clap...Clap...Clap (repeat)
Another fine job. And a most appropriate response to the twerp.
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>Solipsist@Large (IK2...@MAINE.MAINE.EDU) wrote:
><..incredibly funny MSTy of flame deleted...>
>
>OK, I have to comment here. I sincerely hope that lovegod (or any other
>anonymous or non-anonymous MST flamer) keeps it up. I mean really, Eric's
>comments are some of the funniest things this side of the great show itself.
>That last one had me laughing out loud (and bringing inquistive looks from
>coworkers). Bravo! Keep it up!
>
>I only wish I had gotten to it first!
>
I must agree--I stored a copy of the FlameMST to read in moments of
depression.I'm sure most of it was beyond "Lovegod", but it was much
appreciated by "the right people"
Thanks!
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In a previous article, an6...@anon.penet.fi (lovegod) says:
> Wow, all that hate on this newsgroup over a couple of random
>comments from me...what happens when you guys take a look in the mirror
>in the morning?
<Tom> Uh, usually myself.
<Crow> The infinite blackness of my totured soul.
(With apologies and thanks to the other Eric...)
-EMeyer
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John Langbein
Top 10 activities of a "Lovegod"
10. Spread myrth and Happiness to all on the net by his wonderful
presence... NOT!
9. Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco!
8. Act as fodder to Eric's Wonderful sense of humor
7. Pester people on rec.arts.startrek by posting anonymous messages
saying 'Space Rangers is the only real Sci Fi!'
6. Pulling the wings off moths; uses their bodies for target practice
on Bug Lights.
5. Run local chapter of 'Tiny Tim Fan Club'.
4. Watch old episodes of "Hello, Larry!" on his betamax machine.
3. Writes Letters to Columbia House, requesting the return of 8-track
tapes.
2. He's a self-love god... You can figure what he does.
And the Number 1 thing he does....
1. Promotes concept that Paula Abdul drinks Diet Coke "For the
Taste", and not the money.
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Mark Meyer
[ a coupla really cool articles ]
So, basically, Eric sez: Don't get mad, get MiSTy. A lesson
in life we can all learn...
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limbaugh looking for an argument because I am not that pathetic or lonely
to start an argument with people that I might agree with.
LOVEGOD needs to get a life.
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