MST-Hour: "Knowing vs belief" and "Money recon" (MiSTing, Part 1)
Austin George Loomis
that guy sitting in his chair, looking very casual in sweater and slacks.
Something familiar about his face...hey! That's BRENT SPINER from _Star
Trek: The Next Generation_!]
SPINER: Good evening, and welcome to "Mystery Science Theatre Hour." I'm
Brent Spiner, filling in for the vacationing Jack Perkins. Tonight, we
present a classic post from a classic kook...the great Ludwig Plutonium,
lest we forget.
[SoL. Mike and the Bots arguing about something.]
CROW: "We'll teach them!"
MIKE: "We'll take them!"
TOM: I think I can settle this, guys. [sings] "We'll take them...We'll
take them...Down...PUTTIES!"
[Crow hides his beak in momentary shame.]
MIKE [comforting]: Don't feel so bad. They don't sing it very clearly
anyway. For a while, I couldn't understand any of the lyrics.
TOM [sings]: "Things that are not of this earth/Things that have no
human birth..." I can identify with that.
MIKE: You're identifying with the Putty Patrol? You _are_ weird.
[Comm-sign.]
MIKE: Hold that thought -- Steve and Eydie are calling.
[Goes over to the hexfield and presses the buttons.]
MIKE: What's new in the wonderful world of shambling evil, guys?
[Deep 13. Dr. F and TV's Frank working around a covered form resting
on a slab. The sheet is pushed back at the top, revealing an open cranial
cavity waiting to be filled. We realize that the Mads are in radiation
gear, and that Frank is holding, with tongs, what looks like one of those
Kryptonite Rocks they used to sell in the late 70s.]
DR.F: We are constructing an emergency reviewer. After all, even _I_ am
not mad enough to suppose there's an unending supply of temporary workers
willing to be launched into space for our experiments, isn't that right,
Frank?
FRANK: Oh, I don't know, Steve. I always thought you were _just_ that mad.
DR.F: Frank, as soon as we finish work on this project, remind me to kill
you. [to camera] Actually, you'll be interested to know that this project
was inspired by an experiment I've been saving for you. [holds up reel of
film]
[SoL. Mike squints at the screen, trying to read the film-can.]
MIKE: "The Creature with the Atom Brain"? Is that what we're going to
watch next?
[D13. Dr.F laughs maniacally. He might be _grinning_ maniacally, but
it's hard to tell with the radiation suit and all.]
DR.F: In a sideways manner, it is. As you know, Ludwig Plutonium lost his
Dartmouth net-access recently.
[SoL. Mike stares at the screen, aghast.]
MIKE: You wouldn't _dare._
[D13. Dr.F gives with another maniacal cackle.]
DR.F: As a matter of fact, I would! Hahaha!
FRANK: Nyah-nyah-nyah! I'm sticking out my tongue inside this suit!
[SoL. Mike rolls his eyes.]
CROW: Oh _real_ mature, Frank. You been taking lessons from Tom?
TOM: Hey!
MIKE: Quiet, you two! We've got Atom Totality sign!
[Theatre-doors. 5...4...3...2...]
>From jdo...@ucrmath.ucr.edu Mon Jun 20 12:52:10 CDT 1994
>Article: 23250 of alt.religion.kibology
MIKE: A 23, and the square of 5. He's getting off to a good start.
CROW: Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia.
TOM: Let there be Slack. Keep the lasagna flying.
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>From: jdo...@ucrmath.ucr.edu (james dolan)
MIKE: What the _hey_? I thought this was a Plutonium post!
>Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,alt.religion.kibology
>Subject: Re: lost pages 285-340 of my autobio on disk, can someone please
MIKE: Send me $20?
CROW: Give me Slack or give me food?
TOM: Or kill me?
>Date: 19 Jun 1994 12:01:11 -0700
>Organization: fair play for neptune committee
CROW: Fight for the rights of aquatic deities!
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>glad to oblige; here they are:
>
MIKE: The $20?
CROW: The food? The Slack?
TOM: The bullet -- end of all philosophies.
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>>From sn...@world.std.com Sun Jun 19 11:50:27 PDT 1994
>Article: 14946 of alt.conspiracy
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>From: sn...@world.std.com (Ludwig Plutonium)
MIKE: Here we go.
TOM [Bette Davis voice]: Fasten your seat belts, boys. It's going to be
a bumpy ride.
>Subject: Knowing vs belief 1/2
TOM: No-one will be seated during the famous Plutonium Argument!
>Message-ID: <CrMAA...@world.std.com>
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>Date: Sat, 18 Jun 1994 23:51:49 GMT
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>>>> Page #1
>Origin: CHANNEL1 - 0042 - Beyond
MIKE: "Forty-two"? Is that all you've got to show for seven-and-a-half
million years' work?
TOM [deep booming voice]: It was a tough assignment.
> From: Walter Bartoo To: DENNIS WEBBER
> Date: 06/09/94 at 08:57 Re: Kortron's Replies
CROW: Kortron -- Replies of Fate!
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> DW> > Prey tell, what *is* love by your definition? How does one find
> DW> > this love?
>
CROW [starts singing like Jody Watley]: "Real love/Know I'm gonna have
one/Real love/Gonna try and get some..."
> WB> (WB) Real love is not something you can put in words.
CROW [sings]: "Don't need your opinions/Just need your advice...Real
Love..."
> It is
> WB> something once experienced never be doubted ever again or
> WB> misunderstood.
CROW [sings]: "I'm just a soul whose intentions are good..."
TOM: You're crabbin' my act, bowling-beak.
> Eventually everything will experience this.
MIKE: Whether it wants to or not.
> It's
> WB> in everyones path as we converse.
>
TOM: Careful or you might step in it!
> DW> > Why is it so difficult to find in the physical reality?
>
CROW: Because it's connected to the physical reality about like a
Bert Gordon dinosaur.
> WB> Because it's an energy much higher than Earths at present.
MIKE: Boy, I've heard of the energy crisis, but this is ridiculous!
> Earth
> WB> has lowered by corruption of those who created the illusion, but
> WB> is now returning to this octave
CROW: F-sharp above High C, as heard on ALIEN NATION.
> and frequency as those entities
TOM: Continue their piano lessons.
> WB> are becoming less powerful and truth is finding cracks in their
MIKE: Don't say it, Crow.
CROW: Sidewalks. I was going to say sidewalks.
> WB> control reaching more people. What all have forgotten is the
> WB> truths within you not out.
TOM: Out the truth!
MIKE: We're here! We're true! Get used to it!
> Just sitting there waiting for you to
TOM: Pick up the phone and call.
CROW: Operators are standing by picking their noses.
> WB> remember and reawaken it to your consciousness.
>
TOM: You have been remembered by the Superior Rational.
>This is where Science can come in and PROVE the validity of this
>statement!
MIKE: When you say "science", do you mean a rational process of
evaluation of the facts, or the formulation of random theories
with no discernible relation to the observable universe?
TOM: We _are_ talking about Ludwig Plutonium here.
MIKE: I know. It was a rhetorical question.
>The truths ARE within your very consciousness, even in
>your cells. The reason Walter says the truths are waiting for you to
>remember, is that they are stored in MEMORY.
TOM [Preacher voice]: They can get back to the place where the Primal
Information still _remembers itself._ They can find "Bob".
>Science can show how the
>universe, REMEMBERS, and it is done via SHAPES and FORMS. I am still
>currently studying about this Science, which is called by some, Sacred
>Geometry.
CROW ["Butthead" voice]: Huh-huh, huh-huh...Pythagoras is cool or something.
TOM ["Beavis" voice]: Yeah! Heh-heh, heh-heh. The Golden Mean ROCKS!!
MIKE: No Beavis and Butthead, guys!
>It is also why Jesus said that the Kingdom of Heaven is
>WITHIN YOU.
>
TOM: And ye shall know the Truth, and the Truth will set you free.
CROW: Free from what?
MIKE: If it's Ludwig you know it from, free from the Truth.
> WB> >> Many have not seen through the veil placed there by others
MIKE: Like Ludwig Plutonium.
TOM [sings]: "This/Is/Radio Clash/Tearing off the Seventh Veil!"
> WB> >> concealing the truth of everything effecting who, what and why
> WB> >> you are,
TOM: Dying animals on a doomed planet.
> and the ablities those in full awakened stature
> WB> >> understand in their awakened ...
>
TOM: Boredom, like a mountain stream. Cool, refreshing boredom.
> DW> > The veil "placed their by others"? Is this a physical barrier.
> DW> > Something 'placed' between you and I, by 'someone' - "others".
>
TOM: Just between you and I, hardly anyone uses their pronouns right
anymore.
MIKE: Now, Tom, remember -- no spelling or grammar flames.
TOM: But this one burns me up so _much!_
> DW> > As I understand it (which is not much)
CROW: He said it, I didn't.
> is there is a veil
> DW> > between all higher levels of consciousness and those on a lower
> DW> > level. The veil, *is* a separation of consciousness.(?)
>
TOM: The post, *is* an abrogation of logic.
> WB> (WB) Your Brain in this body is a multi level computer, and there
> WB> are many models now.
CROW: And you can see them all Wednesday nights on FOX!
> Some very powerful and some less.
MIKE: Kind'a like the four Supermen.
> In this
> WB> computer there are programed paths of access to the very many
> WB> levels. The veil is the corrupt process that programmed you into
> WB> forgetting the paths of access.
>
TOM [sings]: "This/Is/Radio Clash using audio ammunition!/This/Is/Radio
Clash, can we get that world to listen?"
>Very apt analogy! Again the truths of reality are stored in memory
>within you.
CROW: He knows everything, so there is nothing for him to learn.
TOM: Those of you who think you know it all are really annoying to those
of us who do.
>The veil is likened here to a 'bad' program that blocks
>your access to these memories. The different models that Walter
>refers to here, are the different kinds of people presently incarnated
>on Earth, who have different abilities to access the memory.
CROW: Like RAM, ROM, EPROM, and WORM.
>Again
>science has bearing on some of this. Already we know of three
>different numbers of chromosome pairs(?) that people on Earth have.
MIKE: So there are actually three different species and we just _think_
it's all the same human race? _That_ makes sense.
ALL: NOT!
>Science can show that these three groups of people have different
>access levels of consciousness. The chromosomes are 42+2, 44+2, and
>46+2.
>
CROW [Ford Prefect voice]: Six by nine, forty-two?
TOM [Arthur Dent voice]: I always _said_ there was something fundamentally
wrong with the Universe.
> WB> The separation of consciousness, which is in everyone and thing
> WB> is the ability to access it. In the word belief. Which means in
> WB> reality to belie is the word lie.
MIKE: We talking belief here, or belie?
TOM: We're talking Big Lie. It is Plutonium, after all.
> It's what the word really
> WB> means. You and others forgot by trickery the word knowingness
TOM: Which we could have remembered from alt.clearing.technology if we'd
wanted to.
> WB> which now has been changed to belief thus the veil began.
> WB> Doctored truths leading you astray.
>
CROW: Sounds like this guy's been taking lessons from Scar.
TOM [Li'l Simba voice]: "You're _so_ weird, Uncle Ludwig."
MIKE [his best worst Jeremy Irons voice]: "You have _no_ idea."
>The word knowingness
TOM: One assumes a "beingness" where past crimes highlighted the
direction of a "havingness".
>has been changed to belief. How many times have
>we seen people telling others, 'oh, that's your belief', but the other
>person says, 'no, I know this'.
MIKE: Every time we see Plutonium trying to defend the Atom Totality
against logic.
>You can KNOW. The knowingness is
>literally in you.
MIKE: That egg exploded in my face, and when I awoke, the knowingness
was literally in me...AND NOW IT WANTS OUT!
TOM [sings]: "And...when I awoke...I was alone, this kook had flown..."
ALL [join in]: "So...I built a fire...Isn't it good...Plutonium wood."
>These people who are able to KNOW things are the
>ones who will tell you that they know by 'intuition'. The others who
>tell them that they 'believe' are those who only allow themselves to
>know by 'intellect'
MIKE: Down! Down, presumptuous human reason! A rational mind is the
Devil's workshop!
>(i.e. someone or something 'outside' them has to
>tell them,
TOM: Phht. Yeah, never listen to anyone "outside" yourself.
CROW: Always carefully devour anyone you plan to learn from.
>and even then, they will not acknowledge that they are
>actually 'believing' what they are told, and still do not KNOW it at
>all ). This is what the GREAT LIE in the Bible, might be referring
>to;
TOM: Which Great Lie in the Bible?
CROW: I think he means the Bible itself.
MIKE: Not likely. It's a _good_ lie, but not a _great_ lie.
>that is, that we have been taught that we can only know by
>intellect, and can never prove what is known by intuition. It is a
>LIE.
TOM: Yes. We can prove our intuition just by looking at the Universe and
taking notes.
>Especially because, the DAY is here when intellect and intuition
>will be saying the same thing.
>
MIKE: It's here, but they _will be_ saying the same thing? Can you
say "contradiction city"?
>>>> Continued to the next message...
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[D13. Dr.F swings shut the lid on the skull of the form under the sheet.]
DR.F: Done. Press the button, Frank.
[Frank presses a button. Rings of Cerenkov-blue [OPTICAL] loop around
the slab and its concealed occupant.]
FRANK: What now, Steve?
DR.F: We give the lab a few minutes to cool down while we get changed out
of this radiation gear. Start the decontam cycle before we go.
[Frank presses another button, and then the Mads walk out, turning off
the lights as they go. The form on the slab is still glowing faintly
in the dark.]
[Commercial sign. The Mentos jump-off-the-bridge ad somebody dreamed
recently.]
[D13. The form on the slab is still glowing faintly. It begins to twitch
like a galvanized frog or a man having a grand mal, then raises one arm
straight up.]
>
>>From sn...@world.std.com Sun Jun 19 11:50:45 PDT 1994
>Article: 14947 of alt.conspiracy
>Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy
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>From: sn...@world.std.com (Ludwig Plutonium)
>Subject: Knowing vs belief 2/2
TOM: I'd like to thank the fine people at Dartmouth for giving me this
totally useless brain.
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>Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
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>>>> Page #2. Continued from the previous message...
>
>
>One can see how the LIE is self-perpetuating.
MIKE: Yeah. Just ask Schicklgruber.
>As any individual
>breaks free of the deception and awkakens/remembers/knows, he is told
>by others that he only 'believes' and has no proof; telling him that
>he requires proof.
TOM: What the Thinker thinks, the Prover proves.
>Thereafter this awakened individual is less
>effective in awakening others, and actually reinforces the LIE in
>those who are asleep. What an ingenious and terrible, TRAP.
>
CROW [Amanda Wingfield voice]: You _are_ a trap, Laura. A pretty trap.
>
> DW> > How would you describe the "veil". Electromagnetic?
>
TOM: Electrogravitic? Magnetohydrodynamic?
> WB> (WB) Deceit and lies.
>
CROW: Not to mention sheer BS.
>Exactly. So, then what frees people to awaken/remember/know? Honesty
>and Truth. This is what is meant by 'triggers'.
TOM: I just hope _Dale_ outlives him, at least.
>Something that you
>hear or read, perhaps even dream, may trigger a part of the Memory
>within you, and you begin to awaken to your own knowingness.
TOM: Scio is knowing and open food in The Homicide Act. Logos you got
it? Dia through noose.
MIKE: Remind me to scrub the William S. Burroughs files off your brain.
>Remember
>in the Bible where it says, "faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by
>the Word of God".
MIKE: It's a wheel in a wheel, 'way in the middle of Ludwig's brain.
>The hearing triggers the memory.
TOM: Those damn engrams'll trip you up every time.
>The remembrance
>starts out as faith, as the person is unsure, due to heavy
>indoctrination that tells him that he cannot know unless something
>outside himself tells him,
CROW: Like, for instance, the universe.
>BUT, once the faith is put into practice,
>once he acts on the faith, through EXPERIENCE, he comes to KNOW (more
>fully remembers).
MIKE: He learns too late that man is a feeling creature.
>Again, and the Bible says, " faith without works
>(doing) is dead". (This stuff IS in the Bible, you know.)
>
TOM: So's a figure that sets Pi at 3.
MIKE: So are two contradictory accounts of creation.
CROW: So are _four_ contradictory accounts of Jesus.
TOM [Voice of God]: SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
>
> DW> > Vibrational or the frequency of atoms at a particular level? A
> DW> > physical barrier?
>
MIKE: Time to hop on the Cosmic Treadmill and run right through it!
> WB> (WB) Mental breakdown, through loss of memory, deception and
> WB> trickery.
>
TOM: If I'd had amnesia, I'd remember it!
>Sounds like a computer (brain) crash! Time to REBOOT!
CROW: No, don't reboot me _now_! I've just seen "Measure of a Man"!
>Try working
>with the analogy of the computer, and you will be surprised what you
>can learn about this subject.
>
TOM: You yes you _can and must_ self-deprogram! "Bob" is now doing it
for you by making you now do it!
>
>Thanks, Walter, for your informative post!
>
CROW: It had zip to do with observable events, but it sure was
informative!
>Ludwig
>
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TOM: Well, _that's_ an impressive academic credential.
>
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MIKE: Oh boy. That was a joke. Everybody laugh.
TOM: Ha ha. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
CROW: Terminator hits the north, Alan Moore knows the score. Can you
dig it?
[SoL. Mike and the bots.]
TOM: Actually, in light of Wilsonian philosophy, there was a lot of good
sense in there.
CROW: I suppose. But even Robert Anton Spacehead doesn't advocate the
complete abandonment of reason.
MIKE: Crow's right. Reason is the best way we have of knowing about what
goes on around us. [sign] We've got commercial sign!
[Zometimez, you juzt gotta break the rulez of zpelling.]
[Darkness. Suddenly, the lights come on, revealing that we're back in
Deep 13. TV's Frank has just turned on the lights. He moves into the
room, Dr. Forrester following. At the same time, they and we notice:]
FRANK: The slab is empty, Steve!
DR.F: I can see that, you nitwit!
[Suddenly, a huge shambling unthinkable thing with a tiny bitty head
emerges from the shadows behind them. Frank turns around and sees it.]
FRANK [taps Dr.F on the shoulder]: Uh, Steve...?
DR.F: Not now, you moron! I'm trying to figure out where it went!
THING: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DR.F [turning around]: Frank, I told you not to bother meEEEEEEEEE!
[The Mads back into a corner and try to hide behind each other, as the
thing shambles closer, ever closer, finally reaching out and grabbing
them both.]
THING: Wanna sing some Plutonium carols?
>
>
>
>>From sn...@world.std.com Sun Jun 19 11:50:55 PDT 1994
>Article: 14948 of alt.conspiracy
>Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy
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>From: sn...@world.std.com (Ludwig Plutonium)
>Subject: Money recon 1/6
TOM: Money reconnaissance?
CROW: Isn't that what they do in the NFL?
MIKE: _I_ thought it was a college football thing.
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>>>> Page #1
>
>HISTORY OF THE RECONSTRUCTION APPLICATIONS
>
TOM [sings]: "When the world -- is a monster...Bad to swallow -- you
whole..."
CROW: That's _Fables_ of the Reconstruction, Tom.
> This information is being supplied in order that you may
>understand how our financial situation has got in the situation
>we are in now.
MIKE: This information is being supplied in order to inform you, courtesy
of the Department of Redundancy Department.
>This will tell you how the lending institutions
>have duped us of much of our money, a lot of property and a good
>way of life.
>
CROW: I _knew_ the S&L mess was bad, but stealing an entire _lifestyle?_
> Much of the fraud and deceit involved was set up by money
TOM: Set up by money! They _told_ you money was the root of all evil.
"This stuff IS in the Bible, you know."
>people to try to keep, we the people, in servitude and have to
>depend on the government to survive.
>
TOM: So government is a vampire.
MIKE: This is alt.conspiracy we're talking. How could it be shown as
anything else?
TOM: Not from real life, that's for sure.
> You may, after you read this, decide you want to put in a
>claim to recover assets you have lost because of fraudulent and
>illegal practices inflicted on you by our lending institutions
>and judicial system. If you do,
CROW: Feel free to kiss our--
[Mike clamps a hand on Crow's beak]
>contact the appropriate people
>for assistance.
>
TOM: Operators are _still_ standing by picking their noses.
> Background information for reconstruction claims applica-
>tions. The amount of claim is not taxable.
>
CROW: Until you get it.
> A class action effort is under way in Denver, Colorado which
>is in the 10th U.S. District Court in the Baskerville and Foster
>case. This case is the foundation on which all the reconstruc-
>tion claims will be filed. More about this later.
>
MIKE: As you value your life or your reason, keep away from this post.
> There's a group of people who banded together to accomplish
>all that has been done thus far.
TOM: They accomplished all of human history?
CROW: They _are_ the Illuminati, after all.
>It is composed of both active
>and inactive military who have been brought back on active duty,
MIKE: Because they kept mistaking their neighbors for Vietcong.
>national manufacturers
TOM: People who manufacture nations?
>and the medical profession.
>
CROW: The same medical profession that launched the AIDS epidemic from
Fort Gallo?
> The following is a brief history of events that brought us
>to our present situation.
>
TOM: We'll be back after somebody's briefs, but first, a word about
mange.
> It began in the 11th century in France. The nobles were the
>ruling class.
CROW [sings]: "Ruling classes...Kiss their--"
TOM [Butthead voice]: Don't make me hit you, Beavis!
CROW [Beavis voice]: You can't hit me -- your arms don't work! Heh-heh!
MIKE: I told you -- NO BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD!
>They were both the kings and the judges. The
>bailiffs were the tax collectors. The working class were kept
TOM: Repressed!
>poor and in deplorable conditions because that made them easier
>to rule and control. These conditions finally brought about a
>revolution. Because there had been so many intermarriages
>between the ruling families of Europe,
CROW: Babies were being born with nine heads.
>those of the ruling
>families in France escaped to England and were accepted and
>protected. Those who did not flee France were beheaded. Those
>that fled to England became
MIKE: Sir Guy of Gisborne!
>Wigs or the lawyers and judges which
>was the basis of the English Bar. The wealthiest family on the
>whole European continent was the Rothchilds.
TOM: Not now -- I'm right in the middle of a Rothchild genealogy.
>The Rothchilds made
>a deal with the monarchs to supply all of the paper money to
>subvert the economies if they were paid back in gold. Under our
>Constitution, our monetary system was established on the basis of
>gold and silver as the standard.
>
TOM: You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold.
> In the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution and the
>Preamble to the Constitution several references are made to
>"Titles of Nobility". Our forefathers never wanted to have
>"Titles of Nobility" included in our government.
MIKE: And that goes _double_ for rich micks who sleep around and kill
their girlfriends, nyah nyah!
CROW: Have you been taking Limbaugh lessons again?
TOM: Limbaugh lower now...How low can you go?
MIKE: If it's Rush, pretty darn low.
>In the period
>prior to the Civil War the entities described above tried to
>intervene and get a foothold in our booming economy.
>
TOM: You mean the Elders of Zion weren't _already_ in control?
> Just before the Civil War, 16 states ratified the original
>13th Amendment prohibiting the granting of "Titles of Nobility"
>as well as prohibiting anyone who accepted, from retaining their
>citizenship or holding public office. (The ratification of the
>13th Amendment by Virginia, the last state needed to make it an
>amendment, was suppressed partly by taking advantage of the poor
>communication of the period.)
MIKE: And they were so successful that to this day, _even Virginia_ has
no idea it ratified the amendment!
>A fire occurred in Washington,
>D.C. in which a lot of records were destroyed. The fire was
>believed to be set as part of the cover-up of the ratification by
>the 16th state, but the fact that it had been ratified by 16
>states, was published and printed in the other 15 states as well
>as in some of the areas that were territories at the time.
CROW: But that darn Dominant Liberal Media Culture took control and hid
the Truth -- UNTIL NOW!
>The
>"Title of Nobility" amendment was hidden from the public by the
>group that it would have the greatest effect on, which is law-
>yers.
>
TOM [sings]: "Among the human beans/In their designer jeans/Am I the
only one who hears the screams?"
ALL [join in]: "And the strangled cries of/Lawyers in love..."
> After the Civil War, the 14th Amendment was passed which was
>referred to as the Slavery Amendment. It said that "All" people
>born or naturalized citizens are subject to the jurisdiction of
>the United States. The term subject means slave.
TOM: I thought "subject" meant the active participant in a sentence.
>The term
>subject inferred that there was an inequality among citizens.
CROW: Perhaps in your fantasies I inferred that there was an inequality
among citizens.
>When our forefathers created the Constitution they said "All men
>
>>>> Continued to the next message...
>
MIKE: "All men continued in the next message"? That _can't_ be right!
CROW [sings]: A-tom...
>--- GEcho 1.02+
> * Origin: XBN BBS - FREQ SEARCH or SEARCHNT.ZIP (114:1/0)
>
MIKE: I see someone gave him a much-needed .sig-ectomy.
[SoL. Mike is looking through an encyclopedia.]
MIKE [reads]: "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and
subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United
States and of the state wherein they reside." Well, that settles
that.
CROW [reads over Mike's shoulder]: And that's the Civil Rights Amendment.
The _13th_ is the Slavery Amendment.
TOM: That's just what the lawyers _want_ you to think, ya dupe!
MIKE: Are your batteries running down, Tom?
[Commercial sign.]
[In the jungle, the mighty jungle, annoying people who start singing in
Burger Kings will be devoured by Shenzi, Banzai and Ed, purely as a
public service.]
[SoL. Mike wanders over to the hexfield.]
MIKE: Well, I suppose we'd better check on Groo and the Sage. They
usually call to gloat more often.
[D13. The Shambling Thing and the Mads are singing.]
SHAMBLING: Once more, from the top...
ALL [sing]: "Joy to the World/The Atom Totality comes!"
[SoL. Mike walks away from the hexfield, shaking his head.]
TOM: What's going on?
MIKE: Believe me, guys -- you'd _never_ believe me.
[Doors.]
>
>
>>From sn...@world.std.com Sun Jun 19 11:51:27 PDT 1994
>Article: 14949 of alt.conspiracy
>Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy
>Path: galaxy.ucr.edu!ihnp4.ucsd.edu!swrinde!howland.reston.ans.net!
+ spool.mu.edu!bloom-beacon.mit.edu!world!snet
>From: sn...@world.std.com (Ludwig Plutonium)
>Subject: Money recon 2/6
TOM: Shampoo and condition _your_ cash with Vidal Plutonium Selectives.
>Message-ID: <CrMA...@world.std.com>
>Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
>Date: Sat, 18 Jun 1994 23:57:05 GMT
>msgid: 114:1/0 68930323
>Lines: 89
>
>>>> Page #2. Continued from the previous message...
>
>were created equal with certain inalienable rights". The 14th
>Amendment took them all away in 1868.
>
MIKE: Tell it to Langston Hughes, guy.
> In 1913, the Federal Reserve Act was passed which was both
>unlawful and unconstitutional. The Rothchilds came in and
>subverted our economy.
TOM: Another amendment to the Protocols of the Elders of Mars.
>The deal was made that they would put a
>billion dollars into our economy in exchange for the
>establishment of the Federal Reserve which they would own. There
>was included a buy-out clause which will become important and
>will be discussed later on.
CROW: Oh yes. I'm _dying_ of suspense here.
>This was forced on us. Through this
>control they manipulated our money and caused the stock market
>crash of 1929-1933.
>
CROW: All reports are in! Life is now officially unfair!
> In the Jackson era we were taken off the gold standard
>several times, but we couldn't stand the inflation.
>
TOM: "if you can't take the heat, get you *ahem* out the kitchen/We on a
mission"
> In 1933, Franklin D. Roosevelt was forced to sign an
>executive order to allow the Federal Reserve to take us off the
>gold standard.
CROW: Was he beaten? Was he tortured?
>This removed the basis for our money. We still
>had silver, but it was over inflated. That worked until 1937.
MIKE: Then the Hindenburg went down, and silver went down in flames with
it.
>The act that FDR used to justify signing that executive order was
>the War Powers Act, ratified in 1916. This is legislation that
>was designed during the war to allow decisions to be made rapidly
>by bypassing Congress, but was used as an emergency act to allow
>the Federal Reserve to take over the monetary system.
>
>
> Our nation went bankrupt in 1933.
TOM: I thought it was scheduled to go bankrupt in 1995.
>It was motioned in the
>Congressional record in 1933, 1934, 1935 and 1937. One man, Clom
>Mospaden, lost his life because
CROW: He blew up his brain trying to remember how to spell his name!
>he mentioned it. In 1967, we
>went off the silver standard.
>
MIKE: And werewolves across the country breathed a little easier.
> In 1982, a new Constitution was invoked on us called the
>District of Columbia.
TOM: DC is a _constitution_? I thought it was just a chunk of land!
>This needed only two people in each state
>to ratify it. To take effect, that was done by two congressmen
>from each state. It was really designed to be only for a 10 mile
>square area for the seat of our
CROW: Giant bellbottoms.
MIKE [druggie voice]: I'm gonna have homeless families living under my
pants.
>government. It allowed the banks
>and judicial system to have total control over us.
>
TOM: I thought total control was in the hands of the Imperial Congress.
CROW: _I_ thought it was the Corporate-CIA-Mafia axis.
MIKE: _I_ think this guy is just a kook.
> In January of 1990, there was a plan that was thwarted to
CROW: Give Ludwig Plutonium a working brain.
>install a new constitution in place of our original constitution.
>This would have placed everyone who is in office now, in office
>for 25 years and removed our rights to hold elections to elect
>new officials. We already had another constitution that was
>instituted in 1982 called the District of Columbia.
>
TOM: Ludwig Plutonium in "Escape from the Planet of the Clueless."
> In 1916, the Federal Land Bank originally submitted its
>charter. These papers were returned to them 4 days later for
>corrections. They were never resubmitted. For 6 years, there
>were repeated demands to have the papers resubmitted by the
>Bureau of Records. In 1932, it was investigated as to whether
MIKE: Ludwig Plutonium's birth was a harbinger of the post-brain era in
human evolution.
>the Federal Land Bank was legal and had filed with the Bureau of
>Records. It was found that they were not. They have since tried
>to file, but have been denied because of the original foul-up.
CROW: If they couldn't get it right the first time, why give them a
second chance?
MIKE: Don't laugh -- I had friends in college who thought like that.
>They tried to change their name to Farm Credit Services and were
>denied because their official name and charter was the Federal
>Land Bank. They then tried as simply Farm Credit. The U.S.
>Supreme Court ruled that Federal Land Bank is a misnomer because
TOM: Nobody ever says "Good as land in the bank."
>it never existed legally. The National Banking Act required them
>to register with either the State or Federal Bureaus. State
>banks registered with the State and Federal Banks with the Feder-
>al Reserve, neither one registered with both. The Federal Re-
>serve is not filed or registered with the Federal Bureau of
>Registry or with any of the states.
>
CROW: Now how did they forget _that_ one?
> The Farm Credit Act mentions the District of Columbia juris-
>diction. In law week 6-LW-3233. There is a Supreme Court case,
>Williams vs. Federal Land Bank of Jackson, Oct. 6, 1992, 12 USC
>2278 (A) - 1 (B).
CROW: That disembodied clause about law week 6lw3233. Does it attach to
the sentence ahead or the one behind?
TOM: Quit thinking, you'll screw up his rhythm.
>All Federal Agencies have a rate as Federal
>instrumentalities.
MIKE: If you're looking for meaning, you won't find it here.
>Federal judicial power extends to all Federal
>instrumentalities. All Federal instrumentalities are subject to
>the jurisdiction of the Federal District Court for the District
>of Columbia. When the Federal Agencies and instrumentalities
>moved against us in foreclosures and other actions, they took us
>to state district courts which assumed jurisdiction which they
>did not legally have. They took people into a court that was
>displaying a flag with a golden fringe on it.
TOM [sings]: Oh them golden fringes/Oh them golden fringes
>The golden fringe
>on the flag indicated this was a court under military maritime
>law. In a court displaying this type flag you have no Constitu-
>tional rights and your civil rights are violated. How can you
>receive a fair trial when you are in a court where you have no
>
>>>> Continued to the next message...
>
>--- GEcho 1.02+
> * Origin: XBN BBS - FREQ SEARCH or SEARCHNT.ZIP (114:1/0)
>
[SoL. Mike and the bots.]
MIKE: Well, guys, what have we learned?
TOM: We've learned that belief is knowing and knowing is belief...no,
that's not right...we've learned that knowing is better than
belief, except when the knowing is really belief...
CROW: We've learned that the government lies and history is written by
the winners.
MIKE: No, we've learned that giant shambling things can't write lyrics,
and the Mads can't sing.
[D13. Shambling Thing and the Mads in choir robes.]
SHAMBLING & MADS ["Amen" rhythm]: Atom...
[MST-Hour set. Spiner making Data and Lore figures hit each other.]
SPINER: Take that! "Take that!" [looks up, startled] Oh! I'm Brent
Spiner. For all of us at Mystery Science Theatre Hour, especially
for Jack Perkins (wherever he is), goodnight!
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