[MiSTied] HOT STOCKS ALERT 2/2

[John Carney]

MiSTed: HOT STOCKS ALERT ( Part 2 of 2)


> Battery One (OTC BB:BATT; Alberta: BTB) is expecting a buy
> recommendation from one of Canada's most prestigious brokerage
> firms. BATT is exhibiting at the RIBS conference, the Equities Spring
> conference, and then off to Europe.

TOM: Luckily, that little pink bunny keeps going, and going, and going ...

> Earnings due shortly. Don't say I
> didn't tell you first!

CROW: Me, and everyone else on the Internet.

> Park Meditech (NASDAQ:PMDTF; Montreal:PKM) has been getting
> steadily high volume and upticks as the medical community
> increasingly endorses the company's nuclear digital camera. More

TOM: All I wanted were snapshots of the kids at Disney World, and now
I have to take along a lead containment vessel.

> orders tell the story. Westergaard gave it his imprimatur so US
> investors should be calling their brokers to buy.

CROW: Again, with the imprimatur? What the heck is an imprimatur anyway?
MIKE: I think it's one of those Japanese luxury cars.

> Cascadia Technologies (VSE:CSO) is poised for a major breakout from
> their recent trading levels. (Special Report on this company due this
> week!)

> ************************************************************************

> --RUMORS, WHISPERS & GOSSIP

CROW: As compared to the rest of this newsletter, which has been cold
hard objective fact.

> Ignore current Tradewinds (VSE: TDN) diamond count -- those were
> the two holes where nothing was really expected at all. Samples from
> holes D7, D8 and D9 should show us what we've been waiting for.

TOM: You sank my battleship!

> Those are the ones with the exciting indicator mineral chemistry of
> the second phase. Buying on dips before mid-May, when they come
> out, should be profitable.

CROW: Guacamole up seven points, Lipton onion soup mix down three and
five-eighths in active trading.
TOM: Perfect for those mid-May cookouts.

> Aber Resources (NASDAQ: ABERF) to revitalize next leg of the
> Canadian NWT diamond play. Exciting news forthcoming should
> indirectly bail out Mountain Province (VSE:MPV) if MPV needs
> bailing out at all. Best leverage in NWT play still Gerle Gold & TDN.

MIKE: Gerles just wanna have fun.

> Venoro Gold (VSE:VNG.A) is putting the finishing touches on their
> Costa Rican deal, La Union & Bonanza mines,

CROW: My broker is Hop Sing, and Hop Sing says --

> which I wrote about in
> January and again recently. Looks like their Venezuelan partners
> have gotten behind them. Stock has jumped from C$0.30 to C$0.68
> since I alerted subscribers on April 16th. Big US money coming into
> the stock which should bid up shares to C$1.10.

> The excitement is on at MacDonald Mines (Alberta:MMP.A), as earlier
> predicted.

CROW: So *that*'s where McNuggets come from!
TOM: Too easy.

> The oxidized cap is 1.5 km long and up to 0.5 km wide will
> get a drilling program using large HQ core size. Expect super results
> by month end.

CROW: Give us a week, we'll take off the weight.

> Regeena Resources (VSE:RGA) has tripled the expectations of the
> Chilean orebody.

TOM: Ladies and gentlemen, the new Miss Chilean Orebody!
CROW: How can ore have expectations?

> Copper grades 2 percent across a possible 15 million
> tons.

> Get into Holmer Gold (Alberta: HGM) now before drill results come
> out.

> ************************************************************************

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TOM: That's nothing -- the capital of Ireland is always Dublin'.
CROW AND MIKE: Auuugh!

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CROW: Be sure and order the double espresso with a couple of No-Doz
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TOM: For ``Bear,'' press one now. For ``Bull,'' press two now.

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TOM: Hey, when you got it, flaunt it.

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CROW: Pardon me ... I couldn't help noticing your earnings growth.

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[ S.O.L. -- Mike, Crow and Tom are all wearing ties. ]

MIKE: I'm Louis Rukeyser, and this is Wall $treet Week. Welcome Back. Our
panel tonight includes Mr. Crow T. Robot of the investment firm Stuffinger,
Sachs & Gold, and Mr. Tom Servo of Buchman, Bullington and Banker.
TOM: Good to be here, Louis.
CROW: Thank you for having us.
MIKE: We have a question here from Mr. N. Tinsley Boering of Toad Suck,
Arkansas. He writes: ``I have recently inherited $300,000 from my Great
Aunt Beatrice. Do you have any advice?''
CROW: Oh, definitely. I would put that money into Eskimo Pies.
MIKE: But ice cream is perishable -- you could lose your whole investment
if the freezer breaks down.
CROW: Who said anything about an investment? I'm talking about a snack.
MIKE: Three hundred thousand dollars' worth of Eskimo Pies? That's
ridiculous!
TOM: Oh, I agree. Bomb Pops would be a *much* better investment.
MIKE: You know, I'm sort of glad now I don't have any money to invest.

[ The Deep 13 signal flashes. ]

[ Deep 13 -- Forrester is still on the phone. ]

DR. F: You see, it's just that I don't have any day care facilities for
Cody down here .... No, it's not that. I promise. I swear, I haven't been
talking to Mary Hart behind your back .... Well, if you insist .... but I
*will* have to ask you to audition .... Just look at your phone, put your
finger on the switchhook, and -- push the button, Kathie Lee!

[ End ]




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