MST3K
lovegod
i like the robots and the movies and also the scenes were the robots and
people do things. i also think that people who watch the show are
morally and genetically superior to other people who do not in fact watch
the show also i like to see the ads i like Kids in the Hall too.
I AM LOVEGOD
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lovegod
Robert J. Granvin
| i really like mst3k and all the good things it stands for.
|i like the robots and the movies and also the scenes were the robots and
|people do things. i also think that people who watch the show are
|morally and genetically superior to other people who do not in fact watch
|the show also i like to see the ads i like Kids in the Hall too.
See? I told ya upping the voltage on the electroshock would work...
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John Langbein
is a sudden change in attitude... Why?
IN honor of this week's special assistant, Lisa Jenkins, for her help
and efforts, From the Home office in Moorhead, Minnesota:
Top 10 reasons Lovegod "Changed His Mind"
10. Discovered show really WAS a documentary.
*9. Was caught in Love tryst with Gypsy by cambot: was blackmailed to apologize
or be the star in his latest movie, "Sex, Bots, and Videotape".
8. Bit Crow. Decided it was fun.
7. He learned too late man was a feeling creature....
6. Was threatened by administrator to apologize or lose his account (OOOPS!
I apologize. This is supposed to be humorous, not serious & truthful.)
5. Water Foozball
4. Discovered the many joys of Sampo.
3. Learned he may have just won $10,000,000 and was in a good mood.
2. Wife kicked him out of bed for eating crackers during "Invention Exchange"
and the Number 1 reason:
1. He realized "Hey! It's just a show! I should really just relax!
* Number 9 was originally 'Decided to "Hike Up His Pants"', but we
dropped the pants. ;-)
John Langbein
Mr. Top 10 ;-)
"We have to remember to pray for him." - Joel, MST3K, "Rocket Attack, USA"
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Solipsist@Large
read. Cambot, can we get this on still-store? Great. He writes--
<<F/X -- one and one half second of still-store letter>>
<<Joel reads>>:
> i really like mst3k and all the good things it stands for.
<Tom>: Aw, we like you too, honey.
>i like the robots and the movies and also the scenes were the robots and
>people do things.
<Crow>: Oh. Okay. That's, uh, everything, right?
> i also think that people who watch the show are
>morally and genetically superior to other people who do not in fact watch
>the show also i like to see the ads i like Kids in the Hall too.
<Tom>: Hey, nice free plug, there.
<Crow>: Yeah. Call Scott Thompson.
<Joel>: And he signs it--wait a sec..."I AM LOVEGOD?"
<<CUT TO DEEP 13>>
<Forrester>: Good work, Frank, sneaking another Lovegod missive to
them like that.
<TV's Frank>: Thanks. Though, y'know, it was kind of a neat letter.
Especially the Morally and Genetically Superior part. It was literate,
and there was no profanity--
<Forrester>: Frank....
<Frank>: Y'know, this might be a whole new Lovegod we're seeing here.
I may invite him down, get a pizza or something.
<Forrester>: Push the Button, Frank.
<<Frank reaches to push button>>
<Frank>: You think Lovegods like anchovies?
<Forrester>: *Frank!!*
<<Frank pushes button -- fade to black, cue Love Song>>
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BogusMan
Now that you have been warned by your Anon service to knock off the stupid
shit, you come off like a KissAss.
Make that "I am Suckwad".
Pax
--Judex--