MSTed: Dan Gannon in "NAZIS DID *NOT* USE THE BIG LIE TECHNIQUE"
sl...@cc.usu.edu
Gannon, well-known on the Net as a "Historical Revisionist." He claims that
the Holocaust of the Jews during World War II never occurred. I have MSTed
this post simply to mock his opinions, sick as they are. Rest assured that
Gannon's opinions are definitely not my own. Enjoy.
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> Newsgroups: soc.culture.austria
> Subject: NAZIS DID *NOT* ADVOCATE THE BIG LIE TECHNIQUE
TOM: HE'S LYING! I KNOW HE'S LYING!
MIKE: Calm down, Servo.
> Message-ID: <940214073...@banished.com>
> From: dga...@banished.com
> Date: Mon, 14 Feb 94 07:37:10
MIKE: He must have just had a really bad Monday morning or something.
TOM: He didn't get any valentines.
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> When Hitler and other Nazis spoke of the BIG LIE technique, they were
> clearly NOT advocating it, but were rather warning about the JEWISH use of
> the BIG LIE, including false atrocity propaganda against Germany in BOTH
> World Wars!
ALL: HUH?
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> Thus the often-repeated, widely-believed story that the Nazis advocated
> the BIG LIE is a poignant example of the BIG LIE itself! How VERY ironic!
MIKE: How droll!
> The lie returns to strike the liars. "Truth crushed to Earth shall rise
> again."
CROW: Also, "Liar liar pants on fire."
TOM: "Nanny nanny boo boo."
MIKE: "Eeny Meeny Mony Moe."
>
> Following is an excerpt from THEFRAUD.TXT, a file available from
MIKE: Thefraud? Is that a French name?
TOM(whispers): Two words, Mike. *the* *fraud*.
MIKE: Whoops.
CROW: Suprisingly enough, the filename TheFraud actually refers to its own
contents.
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> portion of the first paragraph.
CROW: It will be on the test.
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TOM: Pretty much the calm before the storm.
> THE ZUNDEL TRIALS. Ernst Zundel is a German-Canadian spokesman against the
> hate-campaign Jews have waged against Germans for 70 years. In 1983, Sabina
> Citron, a Jewish activist, agreed to debate Zundel on live Canadian
> television. Jews rarely debate the Holocaust because it is so easily
> discredited,
MIKE: Either that, or it is an obviously undebatable fact. I forget which.
> but Citron would not be restrained.
TOM: Chicka chicka bwomp bwomp.
> She began by attacking
> Zundel's character, claiming he had a criminal record in Germany. The
> moderator called the German Consul in the middle of the program, and he
> stated, on-the-air, that this was not true.
CROW: I wonder how the consul happened to have access to *all* of those
records.
> Citron next attempted to smear
> Adolf Hitler by repeating the Jewish "BIG LIE" story, that Hitler, in his
> book _Mein Kampf_, advocated lying to the people. (The "BIG LIE" principle
> is that ordinary folk, only used to small lies, may more easily fall victim
> to a big lie that is often repeated.)
MIKE: Gannon sure knows the definition of the Big Lie fairly well...
CROW & TOM: Hmmmmm!!!
> Zundel proceeded to read Hitler's
> words verbatim from _Mein Kampf_
CROW: Which he knew by heart.
> which actually state that this "BIG LIE"
> technique is a frequent tool of the Jews. Never does Hitler advocate this
> policy for himself or other Aryans.
TOM: If you were going to use the "big lie" do you actually think that you'd
want to TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT IT?
MIKE: And of course, everybody knows what an unbiased source about the Jews
ol' Adolf was.
> (_Mein Kampf_, Murphy translation, p
> 134, Manheim translation, p 231-2)
CROW: You know, Mike, I consider it just a little suspicious that he knows
_Mein_Kampf_ so well that he has *two* translations of it.
> As Citron's diatribe continued, the
> Holocaust story itself increasingly seemed to fit the "BIG LIE" pattern.
CROW: Umm... Doesn't Gannon's very *existence* fit the "Big Lie" pattern?
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> Having discredited herself instead of Zundel, Citron and her followers
> decided to sue Zundel to keep him quiet. They had the Canadian government
> prosecute him for "spreading false news" and "defaming the Jews" by denying
> the Holocaust. No mention was made that the Holocaust story had defamed
> Germans for fifty years and qualifies as history's most vicious hate-crime.
MIKE: Hyperbole. A popular literary tool of those on the fringe.
TOM: Read the USENET: increase your grammatical knowledge.
> Pro-Jewish Judge Hugh Locke was to preside. Locke was so biased he would
> not allow Allied aerial photos of Auschwitz in Zundel's defense, but did
> allow the prosecution to show Hollywood anti-German propaganda films.
> Locke's anti-German hostility resulted in a retrial, which produced
> devastating evidence against the Holocaust and was eventually settled in
> Zundel's favor by the Canadian Supreme Court.
TOM: If it was so devastating, then where are the millions of Jews that used
to live in Europe?
CROW: Tom! You're taking it too seriously! Snap out of it!
MIKE: Maybe I should reboot him.
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CROW: What's that thing for?
MIKE: Gannon must have drunk some popping-tonic.
> -Dan Gannon
ALL(singing): Gannon, Gannon, Gannon of the B-D-A. Gannon, Gannon, Gannon of
the B-D, Gannon of the B-D, B-D-B-D-AAaaAAY.
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Thank you, and good night.
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The opinions of Dan Gannon are clearly Mr. Gannon's. The rest are mine. This
post was intended to mock those opinions of Mr. Gannon. Good Day.
Dale
"Tutto nel mondo e burla"
> Thus the often-repeated, widely-believed story that the Nazis advocated
> the BIG LIE is a poignant example of the BIG LIE itself! How VERY ironic!