[MST] [POKE][Joel][Mike] - PokeGenie:Chapter 1
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Pokegenie. Sorry about it being inline. Google doesn't allow
attachments.
So, without further ado.
In the not to distant future,
Next Sunday AD,
There was a guy named Joel,
Not to diffrent from you or me,
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another guy in a red jumpsuit,
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him,
So the shot him into space!
We sent him cheezy movies,
The worst we could find,
He'd have to sit and watch them,
While we'd moniter his mind.
Now there is an energy crisis,
Which keeps us from our main devices,
We'll send him spam and bad fan-fics,
He and his bots, will be unable to resist!
Robot Roll Call:
Cambot: DOS Prompt!
Gypsy: Use UNIX!
Tom Servo: Fixed Width!
CROOOOOOW!!: Kiss My ASCII!
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself :
"It's just a post,
I should really just relax,
for Mystery Science Theater, 3072 (bytes)!
[SOL]
Joel: Welcome to the Satelite of Love. I'm your host, Joel Robinson.
Tom: Joel..what's going on...Cambot look's funny.
Joel: Well Tom, I'm glad you brought that up. You see, since there's
this big energy crisis, what with California having blackouts, and
the
gas prices shooting through the roof, the mads decided to cut down on
our energy usage.
Crow: So that's why this place looks more gloomy. I like it.
Joel: Anyway, now instead of seeing movies, we're gonna have to read
fanfics.
Tom: Joy.
(The yellow commercial sign starts blinking)
Magic Voice: Commercial Sign
Joel: Well, we'll be right back after a word from our sponsers.
(Joel hits the light)
Commercial
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[SOL]
Tom: So Crow,
(The Mads' light starts to flash)
Tom: What? Already? Crow?
Crow: You and your non-working arms. Yes Sirs?
[Deep 13]
(Dr. Forrester is angry, and TV's Frank is sleeping in the
background)
Dr. F: Where's Joel, why isn't he up there?
[SOL]
Tom: Oh, he was finishing up the invention for this week...here he
comes now!
(Joel enters with a small black box with and alarm clock glued to the
top)
Joel: Oh hello sir.
[Deep 13]
Dr. F: That had better be good. Anyway, me first! As you can see,
Frank, being the lazy Troll that he is, is sleeping on the job.
Normally, I'd beat him until he woke up, but I've invented something
better.
(Dr. Forrester hold up a dart with a ball in the middle...)
Dr. F: I give to you, the coffee dart. I just throw it at Frank...
(He does so. It hits Frank in the arm)
Frank: Wha? Ow! Whoa, I'm awake, I'm awake!
[SOL]
Tom: Very nice Dr. Forrester....er I mean, very evil Dr. F!
Crow: Yeah, good job..BAD job..now I'm confused.
Joel: Relax Crow. Well sir, My invention is called the Time Jumper.
I just set the clock, and the SOL will fast-forward in time.
[Deep 13]
Frank: So what?
[SOL]
Joel: Well, now we can skip right over the experiments.
Bots: NO MORE MOVIES! HOORAY!
[Deep 13]
Dr. F: You're BLUFFING! Frank, send them PokeGenie!
[SOL]
(Joel is fiddleing with the Time Jumper)
Joel: And I just set that and...
(Joel activates his invention...there's an explosion, lots of smoke.
When it clears...)
(The Movie sign goes off!)
Mike: We've got Movie Sign!!!
J&TB: WHA?!?!!?
[Deep 13]
Dr. F: Frank, hold on..
Frank: Righto Steve.
(Frank pauses the Fan-Fic)
[SOL]
(Mike is a bit disorriented)
Mike: Hey it's the other guy!
Tom: Who are you?
Crow: And what do you mean other guy? Joel's our Daddy!
Joel: Hi, I'm Joel, and these are Tom & Crow.
Mike: Yeah, I know. But what happened, I thought you had escaped
with the escape pod, and
[Deep 13]
Dr. F: ESCAPE POD! FRANK!
Frank: Oh hey, look, there's an escape pod on level 11 section 5!
Dr. F: Disable it, destroy it! I won't have anyone escape!
Frank: Done!
[SOL]
(Mike & Joel have been talking)
Mike: So instead of sending you all to the future, it brought me
backwards.
Joel: I think it's cause of the power drain. Welcome to the family!
Tom: Umm, guys, the mads just destroyed the escape pod.
Joel: There was an escape pod?
Crow: Bummer.
(The Fanfic light starts flashing again)
ALL: We've got FANFIC SIGN!!!
(Pandemonium)
[Doors]
(Everyone enters the theater, Joel carrying Tom. Mike sits in Crow's
seat, and Crow moves down one.)
> POKéGENIE
Crow: Gotta Rub em All!
Mike: CROW!
Joel: He does this to you too?
Mike: Yup, although he generally waits a bit.
Crow: Swell, now I know what it's like to have two parents.
> Chapter 01
Tom: Oh boy, here it comes...
> Ash, Misty, and Brock were walking through the tropical Rubicund
Mike: Crow, don't.
Crow: Don't what?
Mike: umm...don't worry about it.
> forest, in search of rare jungle Pokémon. Ash was following a request
Tom: <Pokedex> Request: v. 1: To ask for. n. 1: The act of asking.
Crow: Yeah, but what are it's attacks?
Tom: <Pokedex> Request is a question pokemon, who uses it's quest beam
to make people ask stupid questions.
Crow: Ooh, I need one of those!
Joel: You two need to get out more.
Mike: Hey guys, I just scrolled down...this is a LONG one...
> of Professor Oak's, since he was in the area, and had nothing better to
> do. Misty and Brock cast concerned glances at Ash, hoping that getting
> lost and missing the Silver City Pokémon tournament wouldn't upset him
> too much. A rumbling in the distance and the ground shaking caused the
> three to stop.
Tom: Thank goodness. I thought that paragraph would never end.
> "What's going on?" Ash asked a bit fearfully.
Joel: My guess, the plot.
Mike: Dr. F's sent you experiments with plots?
Joel: Good point. It must be what passes for a plot.
Mike: Ok, I was little worried there.
> Brock calmly replied, "Oh that's the Stormflare volcano. It
Tom: Doesn't exist in Kanto or Johto, or even the Orange Islands, but
we're going there anyway.
> erupts periodically. All Pokémon Trainers should know of it Ash. It's
Crow: PokeRiffic!
> the main source of Firestones and Thunderstones."
Tom: I wonder if they have any Thundercats....
> "Brock, why would I care about where the Elemental stones come
> from? I won't force a Pokémon to evolve, if it doesn't want to."
Joel: And it's not from lack of trying!
> "Pika-pi!" Pikachu stated from Ash's shoulder, while nodding his
> head.
Crow: AHA! Proof!
Tom: Wha?
Crow: And I quote, "while nodding HIS head" PROOF! that Pikachu is a
boy! That'll be 15 RamChips Servo!
Tom: No way! I'm not accepting some psycho fanfic author's view of
Pikachu as fact. NO RAMCHIPS FOR YOU!
Mike: RamChips? What are RamChips?
Bots: GASP!
Crow: No RamChips in the future!
Tom: Delete me now, delete me now!
> "Well you should know where they come from so you can take
> precautions. You don't want Pikachu accidentally evolving."
Joel: I wasn't aware that pokemon could accidentally evolve....
> Pikachu disappeared into Ash's backpack shouting, "Pika!"
Tom: <Translating> Ash, save me from this evil fanfic!
> Misty, looking in the direction of the rumbling, asked, "Are we
> in any danger from the volcano?"
Crow: <Brock> No, your lack of clothing should keep you cool.
Joel: Crow...why must you....?
Crow: I dunno.
> Brock replied, "Nah. Pokémon Trainers have been coming here for
> years, and no one has been hurt. The big theory about Stormflare is
Mike: That it was invented as a plot device, but failed.
Tom: It was the dawn of the third age of Pokemon
Crow: The name of the place, Stormflare volcano!
> that it really isn't a volcano at all; it's a stone production plant."
Joel: No, it's Dorothy Gale, from Kansas!
Mike: Joel, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
> "Aw, heck with this. There are lots of rare Pokémon in these
> woods and Professor Oak wants to see some," Ash said, while dashing off
> into the forest.
Joel: Dashing through the Forest...
> "Ash, wait up," Brock said, running after him.
> Misty sighed, shrugged and muttered, "He'll never learn."
Mike: <Misty> Math if he continues to skip school in search of
Pokemon..
> ------------------------------------------------------
Tom: Insert line joke here.
Joel: It's a bit early to be giving up isn't it?
Tom: Sorry Joel, I'll try harder!
> Gary Oak was a bit upset. He had the perfect opportunity to
Mike: "Slash debt. 70%!" but it turned out it was just spam.
> humiliate Ash Ketchum and lost it, due to Ash's perpetual lateness.
Tom: Is that even a real term?
Joel: You're the walking encyclopedia..
Tom: Since when?
Joel: The top of the post.
> His preoccupation, with Ash's not showing up, threw him off and he was
Crow: Starting to sound like Shanter!
Tom: Gasp! Not Shatner!
> knocked out of the competition in the second round. Jack Chase and
> John Cypress, fellow Pallet town Trainers, offered Gary condolences on
Mike: The loss of his mother.
Crow: Hold on a minute. Pallet town had three houses. Ash's, Gary's,
and Prof. Oak's. Where'd these two loosers come from.
Joel: Stormflare Volcano?
Crow: Hrmph.
> his defeat. Gary acknowledged their words, but didn't hear them. He
Tom: Had gone deaf.
> was intent on one thing: proving he was a better Trainer than Ash
> Ketchum. He found out from his grandfather that Ash had left for the
Joel: The sunny beaches of Miami!
> tropics on a mission.
Joel: See?
Mike: What happened to Stormflare Volcano?
Tom: Where everybody knows your Pokemon!
> *I will prove that I'm better than you, Ash,* Gary thought.
> *Even if I track you across the world.*
Crow: So tracking Ash across the world is detrimental to proving that
he's a better trainer?
Joel: I guess so.
> His cheerleader squad started cheering Gary, "Gary, Gary he's
> okay! He'll with the tournament another day! Go, Gary!"
Tom: That almost worked as a cheer. The typo didn't help. The 2nd
sentence is to long though.
> "You're darn right I will. Just as soon as I defeat Ash."
Mike: I'll get you Ketchup!
Crow: Umm..Mike, that's Ketchum.
Mike: D'Oh
> Jack and John
All: Went up the lawn...
> watched as Gary walked off in search of his rival.
Joel: Or Ash, whomever came along 1st.
> They looked at each other and shrugged. The two picked up their packs
> and followed along.
Tom: Then Gary called out, and they started following him.
> "Who do you think is better? Ash or Gary?," John asked.
Crow: <Jack> Personally, I think Brock is Dreamy!
Tom: <John> No way!, Tracy is my hunky dreamboat!
Mike: You two are sick. You do know that..right?
> Jack replied, "As a Trainer? I don't know. But, that really
Joel: Is a tough one. On one hand, Ash is the star. On the other
hand, Ash is a goober.
> doesn't matter. Ash might not have as many Pokémon as we do, but he
Crow: Knows how to use them!
Mike: Crow?
Crow: Well, it sounded dirty in my mind.
Mike: Oh.
Mike: (Catching on) CROW!
> has had some of the most exciting adventures."
Tom: And I know this, because I own all the videos! Kids, buy your
videos today!
> John inwardly smirked as he said, "Yep. I would love to trade
Mike: Inwardly smirked? wouldn't that be painful?
Tom: <John> My Caterpie for his Charizard! Caterpie sucks! Besides,
Ash can't handle his Charizard!
> places with him. The giant Tentacruel, the battles against Team
Crow: Relevation?
Joel: Huh?
Crow: I dunno...it just came to me.
> Rocket, going into cyberspace: the list goes on and on. Just because he
> was late getting to Professor Oak's, he's had all those adventures."
Joel: Going into cyberspace?
Tom: Umm..I think that might be the super special epilepsy Porygon
special! But I haven't seen it cause SOMEBODY hasn't given me
Japaneese translation algorithms.
Joel: Tom, relax. It's not that important.
> "Or, because we arrived on time," Jack countered.
> "Well, there is that."
Crow: That what?
Mike: Huh?
Joel: All those who wish this story would go somewhere, say "Aye!"
All: AYE!
> The pair ended their conversation, when they saw that Gary was
Tom: Dead.
> looking back at them. They waved at him, as they continued to follow.
Crow: <Jack> Gary is kinda dreamy though, huh?
Tom: <John> Yeah...
> Both, hoping to share in some of Ash Ketchum's adventures, walked on.
Mike: If they want to be wih Ash, why are they with Gary?
Tom: And since when does Gary walk anywhere?
Crow: Well, in the new Johto Episodes, Gary walks around...
Tom: Yeah, but he isn't quite as intent on showing up Ash...
Crow: Now that you mention it. I don't remember Gary EVER being this
intent.
> -------------------------------------------
Joel: Hyphens, Hyphens, everywhere the hyphens.
> "What are those three up to now?" Jesse asked, as she spied on
Joel: Bond. James Bond.
> Ash and company with a pair of binoculars."
Tom: Ash bought some binoculars, so what? And where'd that quote come
from?
> "Who cares. Just so long as we nab Pikachu. Right, Meowth?"
Crow: <Meowth> "Meowth That's Right!"
> "Would you two stop talking? They'll hear us," Meowth whispered
> hoarsely.
Crow: But he's a cat!
> "All right already, Meowth," James stated calmly, while sniffing
> a rose. "We'll hold it down."
Mike: I call no Seal songs!
Bots: Oh man...
> Team Rocket remained as quiet as they normally could and watched
Tom: Digimon on Fox. They loved that show!
> the direction the trio went. After a few seconds, they realized that
Joel: It might have been wiser to actually watch the kids instead.
> had lost sight of them. Team Rocket quickly ran forward and fell into
Mike: A plot hole
> a concealed pit.
Mike: Close enough.
Crow: Damn apricots!
> "Oh, where did this pit come from?" Jesse demanded.
Crow: I just mentioned the Apricot!
> James replied, "I thought they might come this way and..."
> The feline member of the group said, "Come here."
> ---------------------------------------------------------
Tom: The ants go marching one by fifty-seven, hoorah, hoorah!
Joel: Much better.
> Ash stood in a forest clearing, looking at what appeared to be a
Crow: Genie.
Joel: I take it you're still hoping the plot will show up.
Crow: I won't give up hope, that one day, a plot will slip in!
> red mongoose. He grabbed Dexter and pointed it at the Pokémon.
Joel: Red mongoose?
> Dexter stated, "This is Pyromon. A mongoose Pokémon that uses
> fire. It is very rare."
Tom: So rare in fact, it doesn't actually exist!
> "A rare Pokémon? All right!" Ash said excitedly, as he grabbed
> a Pokéball. "Pidgeot, I choose you."
Crow: FOUL! Wait a minute! When Pidgeotto evolved to Pidgeot, it was
to save the gang from the spearo, at which point Ash let it go.
Tom: So he could have room in his line-up for more Johto pokemon,
which is why he also looses Charizard, and my favorite, Squirtle.
Crow: Yeah, the Johto starters are dumb.
> Ash threw the Pokéball containing the bird Pokémon in it.
Mike: The Pyromon swung a stick, and knocked the ball out of the park!
> Opening, the ball released Pidgeot. Seeing the red Pokémon, Pidgeot
> knew what its target was.
Joel: Ash Ketchum!
> "Pidgeot, gust attack!"
Mike: Speaking of Squirtle, why isn't Ash using him?
> Pidgeot sent a whirlwind towards the strange creature. The red
Joel: Sea parted, and the Hebrews crossed to the other side of the
Pokeworld.
> Pokémon bounced against a tree and fell to the ground. It quickly
> jumped to its feet and cast an angry look at Pidgeot.
> "PY-RO-MON!!," the creature said, as it launched a searing red
> bolt of flames at Pidgeot.
Tom: Umm..I have another grammer flame if anyone's interested.
Joel: Not now. Maybe later.
Tom: Ok.
> Pidgeot barely dodged the attack, and countered with a second
> gust attack. The second attack spun Pyromon around like a top. Seeing
Crow: HitmonTOP!
> the wild Pokémon was dizzy, Ash threw one of his Pokéballs at it. The
Mike: "Pyromon" switched modes to "shake-n-bake" and toasted the
pokeball!
> ball struck and opened up. A beam of red light engulfed the wild
> creature and pulled it inside. Ash waited as the ball rocked back and
Joel: Got down to the funky music. Go white boy!
> forth. After a second, the rocking stopped and the light in the center
Crow: Of the tootsie pop...
Tom: Crow, that's a piece of chocolate.
Crow: Hrmph.
> of the ball went dim.
Mike: Matching the guy who threw it.
> "All right, I've got Pyromon," Ash stated as he picked his ball
> up and stood in his victory pose.
Tom: New "Victory Pose Ash"!
> The Pokéball flickered and vanished, sending Pyromon to Professor
> Oak for safe keeping. The light from the vanishing orb disturbed some
Joel: Of the younger viewers, which was why this fan-fic has a TV-Y7
rating.
> long, black creature in a nearby river. Seeing it, Ash pointed Dexter
> at it.
Tom: <Pokedex> It: A Scary Clown Pokemon, created by Stephen King.
> "This creature is an electric eel. It is normally found in the
Mike: Real world, and it's appearance here is a fluke.
> depths of the ocean. When found near the surface, it is probably
> hunting for food," came Dexter's report.
Joel: <Teacher> Dexter, I think you deserve an A for that report.
Tom: <Dexter> An A! I deserve an A+! You're Steeeewpid. Everyone in
this Steeeewpid school is Steeeeewpid. I'm going to my LabOratOry!
> "A water Pokémon. This one's mine," Mist said as she sent Staryu
> to soften it up.
Mike: I thought eels were soft. Come to think of it, I thought they
were real, not pokemon.
> Once she felt the eel was ready for capture, she sent a Pokéball
Crow: To the eel, in the hopes that they could become friends!
> at it. The ball hit the eel and sunk into the water, without opening.
Crow: <Nelson> Haha!
> Dexter said, "The electric eel is not a Pokémon."
Tom: <Dexter> Misty, you are Steeeewpid!
Crow: Tom, that's getting old.
> Misty, annoyed, said, "Now it tells us. Ash, can't you get that
> thing to speak faster?"
Tom: Mike, Joel, can't either of you get this story to move along
faster?
> "Er. Um," Ash managed before being distracted by something.
Mike: <Ash> Oooh, shiny....
> The electric eel passed by a bunch of yellow glowing rocks, that
Joel: Had come from the Nuclear Power Plant in Springfield!
> were laying on the riverbank. The recent scuffle and the eel's
> splashing sent a number of the rocks into the water. One struck the
Mike: Main character, causing Ash to go into a coma. The end.
Joel: Or not...
All: *Sigh*
> eel, who responded instinctively with an electric shock. The
> electrical energy interacted with the yellow stone and caused it to
Tom: Get pissed off, and storm off. Hehe, get it, STORM off!
Tom: I hate you all.
> glow brighter. The stone exploded in a shower of miniature lightning.
> Some of the bolts struck the other stones and started a chain reaction,
Mike: Ooh, Chain Lightning! That spell kicked ass in Diablo!
Tom: Diablo? That's so 1990s, Diablo II is where it's at!
> with the eel in the middle of it. Once the electrical display died
Crow: Display? I thought it was an eel!
> down, the electric eel started glowing. After a few seconds passed,
Joel: It had three eyes, just like Blinky!
> the eel had enlarged considerably and changed its color to a dark
> purple with yellow specks. Misty and the others looked on as the six
Mike: Are the books of the Mishnah! And 5 are the books of the Torah,
and 4 are the mamas, and 3 are the poppas, and two...you all haven't
been to a Passover Seder, have you?
J&TB: Nope.
Crow: Sounds like fun though.
> meter long eel reared up out of the water and eyed them balefully.
Joel: Ooh, balefire! Maybe it's a Wheel of Time Xover!
Mike: Joel...don't even kid. This things long enough as it is.
> Dexter continued, "However, if exposed to numerous Thunderstones,
Tom: <Pokedex> The plot can be bent, and it will be a pokemon.
> it will evolve into Shockate. It is a very strong water/electric type
> Pokémon."
Crow: Tom, that was scary.
Tom: Yeah, I'm a little spooked myself.
> "Yep. You're definitely going to have to figure out how to get
Joel: A better contract.
> your Pokédex to give us all the iormation at once," Brock stated,
> while swallowing heavily.
Crow: Swall....Ok, even I don't want to know.
> Misty backed up and threw a Pokéball at Shockate out of reflex.
Joel: Which is by Stratford on Avon..
Mike: Avon calling!
Joel: *Sigh*
> The ball struck the newly evolved Pokémon and sucked it inside. Misty
Tom: Then set up a campfire, and it was Shockate suprise for dinner!
> watched as the sphere dropped to the river bank and started rocking
Joel: Out to the soothing sounds of Led Zepplin!
Mike: Soothing?
> back and forth. After it finished rocking, she picked it up and sent
> it on its way to the Cerulean City gym.
Crow: Where her sisters stole it.
> Somewhat stunned, Misty muttered, "For a strong Pokémon, that was
> certainly an easy capture."
Mike: <Misty> Cause although I'm a gym leader, I can't seem to
actually catch any decent pokemon!
> "The shock to the system makes Shockate a very easy capture right
> after its transformation. At that point, it is as resistant to a
Joel: Well, being electric, I would think it would be a conductor, not
a resistor.
> Pokéball as much as a sleeping Caterpie is," Ash's Pokédex finally
> finished.
Tom: It's dinner of Shockate Suprise!
> Walking away from the riverbank, Ash snapped the Pokédex shut in
> exasperation and put it away.
Crow: Thrill at the stunning, action scenes as Ash, PUTS AWAY HIS
POKEDEX!
> "Come on," Ash called back over his shoulder. "Let's find a place
> to camp out. We have lots of Pokémon to catch."
Crow: <Ash> We've already caught two unheard of Pokemon!
Tom: and Nintendo's furious!
> Shrugging, Misty and Brock picked up their packs and followed.
Tom: Ash to their doom!
Mike: Ah, there's the dark Tom we all know and love!
> A few minutes later, they found a perfect place to set up for the next
Joel: Plot Point.
Mike: With a plot like this, they could be here awhile.
> few days. It was a shallow cave that could easily be blocked off to
Crow: Trap the kids, enabling Team Rocket to finally get Pikachu!
> prevent any wild Pokémon from surprising them at night. While setting
> up camp, Misty made some comments.
Mike: <Misty> I think your webpage is really nice. I think that you
should use more graphics, and make it load faster, but otherwise it's
great! Please link to my webpage.
> "That was weird seeing that non-Pokémon change into one."
Tom: <Misty> But I'm sure it was just a fluke, and it'll never happen
again!
> Brock shrugged and replied, "There's a theory about the various
> stones as the originators of all the Pokémon. But, it takes a huge
Crow: Tract of Land!
> amount of stones to do so. The electric eel is probably the easiest,
> because it already has an affinity for electricity."
Tom: Hey, I like electricity too, but you don't see me becoming a
Pokemon!
> Ash said, "That's wild. Maybe we'll find some more new Pokémon
> while were here. Eh, Misty?"
Joel: Uhoh...I think I know where this is leading.
M&TB: Where?
Joel: Well...we know there will be a Genie.
M&TB: Right.
Joel: This Genie will probably be a Pokemon.
M&TB: Right.
Joel: This Pokemon will probably not be a Pokemon to start out.
M&TB: Right.
Joel: Therefore, I propose that Misty will be turned into a Pokemon.
M&TB: Right....Huh?
Mike: Wait a minute!
Tom: Why Misty?
Crow: Yeah, what about Jessie, or Gary?
Joel: Simple. Misty already has a Genie-esk hairstyle. Wears
Genie-esk clothing, and look at the last sentence. "Maybe we'll find
some more new Pokemon while were here. Eh, Misty?" The author is
alluding to the fact that Misty will be a new pokemon.
Tom: You peeked ahead didn't you.
> "Er. Yeah."
Tom: I thought so!
Joel: Hey! That was the story!
> "Well, good night all. See you in the morning," Ash said as he
Mike: Became a pokemon.
Joel: Ahem?
Mike: Hey, I was disagreeing with your Misty hypothesis...
> got into his sleeping bag.
> Deciding that was the best thing to do, Misty and Brock also went
> to bed.
Crow: Together?
Mike & Joel: CROW!
> ---------------------------------------
Mike: Wow, from up here the traffic on the freeway looks like a line
of hyphens!
> During the night, Misty woke up and walked outside,
Crow: And became a pokemon!
Tom: Et Tu Crow?
> absentmindedly leaving her Pokéballs in the cave. She was still a
Mike: Major character, so nothing bad could happen to her.
> little unnerved about Shockate. She decided a walk would help her
> clear her head. A bit further on, she saw flashes of red and yellow
Mike: It was New Years, and they were missing the fireworks!
> lights. Curious, she creeped closer and saw a group of Voltorbs
> fighting some Growlithes. Misty kept quiet as she watched the battle.
> "Must be fighting over territory," Misty whispered to herself.
Joel: So much for keeping quiet.
> One of the Voltorbs used the explosion technique to send a trio
Crow: Made up of a guy, a gal, and a cat...
> of Growlithes flying. One of the Growlithes landed almost on top of
Tom: Spaghetti, all covered in cheese!
> Misty. Seeing Misty, the Pokémon started yapping. The others hearing
Tom: Was destroyed, because of the explosion.
> that one's bark, looked in that direction and saw Misty. The quickly
Mike: The quickly what? Huh?
Tom: *Error* *Parser overloading*
Joel: Calm down Tom.
> forgot about their struggle and headed towards her. Misty had started
Mike: The newest dance craze! The Mankey Mambo!
Crow: Mike, that's just wrong.
> running the minute that the Growlithe had seen her. She ran in zigzag
Crow: Patterned high heels, which hampered her escape!
> patterns to try and lose the wild Pokémon, without much success. While
Tom: Running from pokemon, always remember. What you may ask? We'll
tell you, after these commercials!
Mike: I hate shows that do that.
> looking over her shoulders, she missed the end of the ledge she was
Crow: Dating. She hadn't seen that old ledge in years, and the very
thought of it brought a tear to her eye.
> running onto. Fortunately for her, the fall from the ledge wasn't that
> great a height.
Tom: Thrill at the exciting chase scene!
> "Ow. That hurt. Now where am I?" Misty asked herself as slowly
> got to her feet.
Crow: Only to find herself becoming a pokemon!
Mike: Crow!
> Looking around she saw that she was in a natural bowl.
Tom: Of delicious Pokemon cereal! Kids, buy some today!
> Apparently the bowl was used as a dumping ground for Pokémon. It was
Crow: The pokemon graveyard!
> filled almost to the edge with red and yellow stones. Misty gulped as
Joel: She drank her milk. Got Milk?
> she realized that she was standing right in the middle of the bowl.
Crow: The cereal up to her waist was a dead giveaway!
> She looked up just in time to see a Growlithe unleash an ember attack
Mike: Hold on, when did wild pokemon come to hate humans so much?
> and a Voltorb let loose with a thunderbolt. The world exploded in an
> orange haze.
Tom: Nonono, it's Purple Haze!
> ------------------------------------
Crow: JOEL! I see spots!
Joel: Crow, those are hyphens.
Crow: Hehehe...it was an honest mistake.
> Ash jumped out of his sleeping bag and to his feet when he heard
Mike: That the circus was in town!
> a loud explosion.
Crow: <Ash> Oh my gosh! Misty's been turned into a pokemon!
Mike: It's starting to look that way.
Joel: I told you.
Tom: I'm still not convinced.
> "What was that?" he said, as he raced from the cave and grabbing
> his Pokéballs on the way.
All: (Except Crow) Crow!
Crow: Honest, I wasn't going to say anything!
> Ash saw an orange light coming from where he believed the
Joel: Boogyman lived.
Tom: Joel...the boogyman can't get us up here right?
Joel: Don't worry Tom. The boogyman doesn't have anything on Dr.
Forrester.
> explosion to be. Throwing caution to the wind, he charged towards the
Mike: Upper limit of his Visa card!
> light. Pikachu raced along right behind him. He came to a stop when he
Tom: Realized that he was dead, and had reached the light at the end
of the tunnel.
> saw a glowing orange mist. Grabbing Dexter, he pointed the Pokédex at
> the cloud.
Tom: <Pokedex> Marijuana, a fun pokemon!
> "There is no data on file. Preliminary readings suggest that
Tom: <Pokedex> Marijuana is a very popular pokemon.
Joel: Tom, I think you're sending the kids the wrong message.
Tom: <Announcer Voice> Kids. Illegal drug use is bad. While it's fun
to joke around, in reality bad thing happen to those who smoke pot.
Joel: Thanks Tom.
> this is a Pokémon in its evolutionary state," came the readout.
> "Sort of like Misty's Shockate," Ash said. He turned his hat
Crow: Into a balloon. And for his next trick!
> around and grabbed a Pokéball. "I'd better use an Ultraball for this.
Tom: UltraBall! It's everywhere you want to be!
> I don't want it to get away."
Mike: Wait, I thought when they were evolving they were easy to catch.
Joel: You want consistancy?
> He launched the Pokéball at the cloud. It struck the target and
Tom: Then lashed out against Walmart!
> pulled it inside. The Pokéball dropped to the ground and started
Joel: To get down and boogy!
> violently rocking back and forth.
Joel: I was close.
> The ball bounced a few times into
Tom: IT'S HAPPY FUN BALL!
Crow: Happy Fun Ball should not be used..
Mike: We know, we know.
Bots: Awww...
Crow: Spoil sport.
> the air as whatever it was tried to get out. An orange light
Joel: Which means you should be very cautious while stoping.
> surrounded the Ultraball and caused it to spark and fizzle. Ash hoped
Mike: That he had saved his receipt, so he could get a refund.
> that whatever was going on wouldn't hurt the Pokémon. A few tense
Tom: The only thing tense here is me.
> minutes later, the ball finally came to a rest. The orange light
Joel: Red Light!
(Everyone freezes)
Joel: Green Light!
> surrounding the ball flared up and died away, leaving the ball with
Mike: The three kids and the house. The light got the car, and the
Malibu beach house.
> burn marks. Ash hesitantly picked up his Pokéball up and looked at it.
Crow: <Ash> I definitely need to get better balls.
Mike & Joel: CROW!
> "That was weird, but at least I've got me a new Pokémon"
Tom: Ah, it's the rare Western Ketchum.
Mike: I didn't know Pallet Town was in the deep south...
> After a few seconds, he noticed the ball wasn't flickering to
Joel: This is Ash we're talking about. He wouldn't notice if the sky
was falling.
> life to teleport to Professor Oak's. He pointed Dexter at the ball and
Crow: Once again relied on technology when any fool could see his
balls were busted.
Mike: *Sigh* Must you?
Crow: I must.
> brought up the diagnostic screen.
Tom: <Pokedex> This pokeball is corurpted. Please run ScanBall as
soon
as possible. I could do this for you, but I'm made by Microsoft!
> "This Pokéball has been damaged due to the Pokémon's struggle to
Crow: Get equal rights under the law!
> get out. It is recommended that when this happens a Trainer should
Joel: Let my pokemon go!
Bots: When Pikachu was in Egypt Land!
J&M: Let my pokemon go!
Bots: Tell ole, Trainer,
All: LET MY POKEMON GO!
> take the ball back to where he received his Pokédex from and have the
Tom: Snot beat out of him!
Crow: Tom, I think you need an anger management course.
> ball repaired or the Pokémon transferred to a new ball. This is one of
Mike: The seven deadly sins.
> the very few situations where a Trainer can have more than six Pokémon
> with him."
> "Oh brother, wait until Misty hears about this," Ash muttered.
Joel: Little knowing that Misty was the problem.
> "She'll accuse me of putting a Pokémon at risk. Well, it looks like
> this expedition has been cut short."
Crow: What with my catching one of my friends in a pokeball and
everything.
> Ash sighed, as he put the damaged ball into the inner breast
All: GAH!
> pocket of his jacket.
All: Whew...
> He headed back to the cave, where Brock was
Mike: Dreaming about all of the Nurse Joys, and Officer Jennys!
Tom: Knowing Brock, you might not be far off.
> still sleeping. He was so bothered by the damaged Pokéball that he
Crow: But you just said Brock was sleeping!
Joel: He means Ash.
Crow: Oh.
> didn't notice that Misty was gone as he went back to bed.
Tom: Good night Ash!
Mike: <Ash> Good night Tom!
> -----------------------------------
Tom: I, look at all the lonely hyphens....dodododododo....
> Ash was woken by Brock shaking him.
> "Ash, have you seen Misty? I can't find her anywhere."
Mike: <Ash> Yeah, she's in this busted pokeball!
> "Um. No, Brock. The only time I went out was to catch a new
> Pokémon."
> Brock stood up and declared, "Well, she's gone
Mike: Off to fight the war!
> and left her
> Pokémon behind, including Togepi."
> "That's not like her. We'd better go search for her. Pikachu
Tom: Thundershock!
Crow: Thunderbolt!
Mike: Thunder!
Joel: Ever notice how as the names get shorter, the electric attacks
become more powerful?
> watch Togepi and Misty's other Pokémon while we're gone."
Joel: <Ash> And don't let Team Rocket steal them!
> "Pika-chu," Pikachu said, while saluting.
Tom: <Translation> yeah right, as soon as you're out of sight, I'm
running for it!
> The two males started searching for Misty. They were very
Mike: Worried since there was a camera crew from a nature show
following them.
> careful not to disturb any wild Pokémon on their hunt. After about an
> hour the two sat down to rest.
Crow: Cause wandering around aimlessly is very hard work.
> "Where do you think she's at?" Ash asked.
Mike: I mean, besides my busted pokeball...
> "I don't know," Brock replied and then changed the subject. "By
> the way you said you got a new Pokémon. What is it?"
Joel: <Ash> I dunno, it just says Misty, over and over....
> "I have no idea. I caught it in the middle of its evolution. It
Tom: IS MISTY! Geez!! Get a clue already!!!
> did put up an amazing struggle though. After we find Misty, we're
> going to have to leave."
Tom: Leaving would be good....
> "Why's that?"
Tom: <Breaking down> CAUSE OUR BRAINS WILL BE MUSH OTHERWISE!!!
ARGH!!!!!
Joel: Stay frosty Tom....the Chapter's almost over.
Tom: Really!
Joel: I hope so.
> Pulling the damaged ball out, Ash replied, "The Pokéball was
Crow: <Ash> Was invented in 1492 by Chris er...uh...
Mike: <Teacher> Ash, you didn't do your homework did you?
Crow: <Ash> No sir.
> damaged by the struggle and it won't teleport. I checked with Dexter
Joel: Who analyzed it in his laboratory...
Tom: We're reusing riffs already? It's game over man! GAME OVER!
Crow: Whoa, Tom, chill!
> on this and the recommended course of action is..."
Mike: Pray that this ends soon.
Tom: AMEN Brotha Man!
Mike: Tom?
> "To take it back to either have the ball repaired or the Pokémon
Joel: Put down. It's sad really.
> transferred. I know," Brock interjected.
> Ash hit the button to bring the ball to full size. He figured
Mike: Using his fingers and toes, since he had never gone to school.
> since he was resting, he might as well try and clean it up. He fished
> a handkerchief from his pocket and started rubbing away at one of the
> burn marks. He quickly dropped the ball when he saw it start to smoke.
Joel: Now kids, remember - Smoking is bad, even if you're a pokeball!
> The smoke slowly became the form of Misty. She put her hands on her
> hips and looked at Ash.
> "Ash, how dare you do that to me."
> Numb with shock,
Crow: Aren't we all?
> Ash used his Pokédex to get a reading on Misty.
Mike: Unfortunatly, she lacked substance! Get it? Cause she was
smoking.
Crow: Shut up Mike.
Mike: HEY!
> "This is an unidentified Pokémon"
Tom: <Pokedex> Or a person...I'm not sure anymore.
> Misty grabbed the Pokédex from Ash and yelled at it, "I am not a
> Pokémon."
Tom: <Pokedex> Yes you are.
> "Well, Dexter says you are and you did come out of my Pokéball."
Mike: <Ash> And, if you won't be my pokemon, I'll tell my mom on you!
> Misty stuck her nose up in the air and said, "Humph. It still
Joel: Smells in that pokeball!
Mike: The same with you men, "Do this, do that!" I am woman, hear me
roar!
Crow: Doesn't mean you can watch me undress!
Tom: Proves nothing. Everyone knows your pokedex is deflective!
Joel: DefLective?
Tom: Erm...umm..I'm not sure where that came from.
> doesn't change the fact that I'm not a Pokémon. Remember Ash you still
> owe me for a bike."
Crow: And comming out of left field....
> Brock looked at the sky, "Oh no. Here we go again."
Mike: Oooh, Everclear!
Joel: Huh?
> "Your bike, again? I wish you had a replacement bike. Maybe
> then, you'd stop bothering me about it."
Crow: <Ash> It's not like I stole your bike and totalled it...oh
wait...
> Whatever was about to be said was stopped as for some reason
Joel: The tape broke.
> Misty blinked and nodded at the same time. After she did that, a new
Crow: Story apeared, and all was saved!
Joel: We can only hope.
> bike appeared between Ash and Misty.
Mike: And we have Genie.
J&TB: Yea
> "Huh?
> "What?"
Crow: Who's talking?
Tom: I confuzeled!
Joel: Tom?
Tom: I just remembered that my remembery is Warning Warning! Danger
Will Robinson!
Joel: Uh oh....
> "What's going on?" Misty asked as she hugged herself and backed
> away slowly.
Mike: Tom's having a meltdown, nothing to worry about Misty....
> "Er. Misty, could you please tell us what happened last night?"
> Brock asked.
Joel: Can you two hold down the fort? I wanna go fix Tom.
Crow: But can you leave the theater?
Joel: I'm sure Dr. F. won't mind if I leave for a little bit, if he
has you and Mike.
Mike: Sure, go ahead.
(Joel takes Tom from the theater)
> Misty nodded and related what she had done during the night. She
Crow: told them of her 2nd job as a Pokeprostitute, and about the time
she and Giovanni had..
Mike: Okay Crow...just because Joel is gone.
Crow: Hrmph.
> also related the depression where all those Fire and Thunder stones
Mike: Just didn't feel like going on.
Crow: But thanks to new Prozac Weekly, they are happy and productive
members of society!
Mike: Side-effects include bleeding, nausia, and depression!
> were located and what had happened.
> Ash then related what he did after he was woken by the explosion.
Crow: <Ash> I ran like a little girl!
> When he related the capture, Misty glared at him.
Mike: <Misty> Stupid Ash, catching me in his pokeball!
> Brock nodded as he looked at the bike, "I see. I think I know
> what has happened."
Mike: <Brock> Misty went into the cave, interupted a fight between
Voltorbs & Growlithes. Fell into a Bowl of new Pokemon Cereal, now
with Thunder & Fire Stones, became a pokemon Genie, and Ash captured
her, frying his pokeball.
Crow: Thank you Mr. Re-iterator
> Misty looked at Brock and asked, "You do?"
Mike: <Brock> Yes, you went into...
Crow: <Quickly> Mike, STOP!
> Nodding, the former Gym leader said, "Yep. I used to tell
Crow: People all about how one day a girl I was traveling with would
be turned into a pokemon genie.
> stories to my brothers and sisters about magical humans. Such as
> genies. Which is what I believe you have become."
Mike: I dream of genie with the odd red hair.....
Crow: Don't quit your day job.
> "A genie? How romantic," Misty said as she daydreamed for a
> second. She quickly came to her senses. "Wait a second. You said I'm
> a genie?"
Mike: <Misty> How romantic!
Crow: Misty became stuck in the infinate loop, and died. The end.
> "Yeah," Brock nodded. "Where do you think that bike came from?"
(Joel re-enters with Tom)
Joel: Did we miss anything?
Mike: Well..
Crow: (Quickly) NO!
> Misty took a good look at the bike. She shrugged as she got on
> it and rode back to the cave.
Tom: She wanted another hit of those Firestones, not knowing that they
were unsafe.
> Ash looked in the direction she went and said, "She seems to be
> taking this well."
Joel: <Ash> This well, the one right here. With all of our water.
Wait...if it's still here, I guess she isn't taking it.
Crow: Joel, you really do seem to have caught Ash's intelect with your
impression.
Joel: Thank you.
> "I don't think it has sank in yet."
Tom: Sank In?
Mike: Tom, not more grammer flames..
Tom: Joel says it's good for me to let these things out.
Joel: You could just send them to /dev/null rather than vocalizing
them.
Tom: Where's the fun in that?
> The pair quickly made their way back to where they left Pikachu
> and Misty's Pokémon. They looked at each other when they saw that
Crow: Team Rocket had stolen all of the pokemon, and gotten away with
it.
> Misty was calmly explaining what had happened to her to Togepi. Ash
> looked outside and saw the Growlithe pack in the distance.
Joel: He then watched as they came closer..
M&TB: Yeah?
Joel: Closer.....
M&TB: YEAH?!?
Joel: CLOSER.....
M&TB: YEAH?!?!?!?!
Joel: And then they passed the kids and went into the forest.
M&TB: Awwww.....
> "Oh man, I wish I had a Great Ball so I could capture one of
> them," Ash stated.
Tom: If I had a great ball, I'd catch em in the morning. I'd catch em
in the evening, all over this land!
> Misty hearing Ash, walked over to the entrance of the cave. She
Mike: Laughed at Ash....for a very long time.
> blink-nodded and summoned a Pokéball. Brock and Ash looked at the
> Pokéball as it appeared and dropped to the ground. They both
Crow: Were secretly in love with the Cerulean beauty, but neither
could voice their love to her.
Joel: Crow that was very nice.
> sweatdropped.
Joel: I'm pretty sure that's not a real verb.
> "Misty, you might be an expert water Pokémon expert," Brock said.
> "But, you are a lousy genie."
Tom: Expert water pokemon expert?
Mike: <Ash> Yeah, I said that I wanted the pokeball...not that there
should be a pokeball on the ground.
> "I'll say. Look at the size of that thing," Ash stated as the
> Charizard sized Pokéball dropped to the ground in the middle of the
> Growlithe pack.
Tom: Killing them all!
Mike: Tom. Honestly.
> The giant Pokéball opened and sucked in the entire pack. After
Crow: It attacked Brock, and then went after Misty!
> the last Growlithe was sucked inside, it snapped shut and teleported
> away.
> "The Professor isn't going to like that," Ash stated.
Joel: And Gilligan'll probably mess it up anyway.
> Misty, feeling a bit angry at the comments, walked back into the
> cave. The two males of the group looked at her, just before they were
Tom: Shot by hunters. The males of the group, are highly prized for
their pelts, but hunters generally ignore the females.
Mike: Oh good, the nature film crew is back!
> buried under a mound of Pokéballs. Misty had picked up Togepi and her
Joel: Pride was left in the dumpster, seeing as she had agreeded to
this dreck.
> purse. She then mounted her bike. She looked on as the pair struggled
Mike: Into the new dresses she had picked out for them.
Tom: Mike, you're strange.
Mike: What? You're the only one who can let the fic get to you?
> out from under the Pokéballs that she had summoned.
> "You'd better find a way to change me back, Ash Ketchum" she said
> loudly.
Crow: OR ELSE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Joel: I'm not sure if it's a good thing that you're so good at that.
Mike: Yeah, you sorta sounded like Dr. F.
Crow: HEY! You take that back Nelstone!
> "M-misty return," Ash said as he pointed the burnt Pokéball at
> her.
Mike: <Ash> That ought to shut her up!
> After Misty was sucked inside with her Pokémon and bike, Ash
> glanced at Brock.
Mike: <Ash> Wow! It worked! I wonder if we can patent the process!
Crow: <Brock> I'll say! If we could capture girls in pokeballs, I'd be
the happiest guy in the world!
> "Don't look at me. She's your genie."
Tom: This fall, on Kids WB - "She's Your Genie!", staring Misty!
> Pikachu shook his head and said, "Pika-pika-pikachu. Pikachu-chu-
> pika"
Tom: <Translation> Someone, anyone let me out of this fanfic!
Joel: Your wish is my command Tom, look, it's the last line!
> <The more things change the more they stay the same.>
Crow: Yeah, I'll say. Lets get out of here!
(All exit the theater)
[The SOL Bridge]
Tom: Joel that last line got me thinking.
Joel: Yeah Tom?
Tom: Well, it said "The more things change, the more things stay the
same" well, we're reading fanfics instead of watching movies.
Crow: Yeah.
Tom: Mike's here, instead of in the future.
Mike: Yeah
Tom: That is what has changed, so if things stay the same, then the
Mads'll ring up here and say there's more to this nightmare.
(The Mads Light starts to flash)
Crow: You and your big mouth.
[Deep 13]
Dr. F: Right you are Bobo! That was mearly Chapter 1 of 16! With more
to come!
[SOL]
Tom: Bobo?
Mike: Dr. Forrester, how'd you know Bobo?
[Deep 13]
Dr. F: What are you ninnies rambling about now?
[SOL]
Mike: Never mind sir.
(Joel, who has been working on the time jumper, snaps it shut)
Joel: There!
Mike: You fixed it! I can go home??!
Joel: Hopefully...
(Joel activates it. It explodes)
Mike: Guess it still needs work, What do you think Sirs?
[Deep 13]
(There is smoke, and pandamonium)
Dr. F: Frank get out of my way
Voice: I'm not Frank! I'm a Professor...Oh Lawgiver!
Frank: Steve, when did you go bald?
Voice(2): Unhand me mortal!
Female Voice: Observer, what did you do?
Observer: Nothing Lawgiver!
Dr. F: Mother?
Frank: Mrs. F?
Pearl: Clayton? What are you doing here?
Dr. F: What am I doing here, what are you doing here?
(By now the smoke has cleared. Deep 13 is a mess, and elements of
Castle Forrester are visible)
Frank: I didn't do it.
Bobo: Me neither!
Dr. F: Joel, this is your fault! Frank, push the button!
Bobo: Oooh ooh! Let me, let me!
Pearl: Just, SOMEONE!
*-* Fwoosh *-*
Thus concludes, the 1st part of my 2nd MiSTing. And yes, there are 16
chapters of this epic and hopefully, I'll get through them all.
Firstly, I'd like to thank Jim & Jessica Kleckner. Jessica is my
Groovy Gal pal from way back,
and Jim is her Boy Toy / My MST3k Guru. They both helped with the
tweeking of this MiST!
I'd like to thank Disruptor for allowing me to MiST his story. He can
be found @ http://home1.gte.net/mathews1/ and reached @
math...@gte.net
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is copyright Best Brains Inc.
Pokemon is Copyright Nintendo, 4Kids Entertainment, TSR / Wizards of
the Coast, and is a fun show...even if the chacters are dense.
This fic can be found on my webpage (URL below) and hopefully on
Web Site 9 (http://pinky.wtower.com/mst3k/) and
Shinji's Vault of Anime MiSTings [SVAM]
(http://lefty.simplenet.com/svam/)
Nick Frame n_fr...@yahoo.com
http://naraht.iwarp.com
Comments are welcomed! Honest! I can take it!
(In other words, let me know what you like, and I'll do more, and what
you dislike and I'll do less!)
"Misty, you might be an expert water Pokémon expert," Brock said.
"But, you are a lousy genie."