[MiSTing] "Inside the Void: King Acorn's Plight"
Tjats
Having made my arival on the internet scene almost nine months ago, I have
cranked out
many MiSTings in such a short time. Because of my unfamiliarity with the Joel
episodes, I have
created my own continuity with Science Fiction Theater 1,000,000,000. But on
this day, November
24, 1998, I would like to wish MST3K a happy 10th birthday by writing my first
(and probably
last) Joel-era SFT1B episode! Enjoy.
-Jim Whaley
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episode 206 of SFT1B
MAGIC VOICE: WARNING! CONTINUITY UNSTABLE! TIME WARP DETECTED! ORIGIN: EDEN
PRARIE, MN;
VICINITY OF GIZMONIC INSTITUTE, JANUARY 23, 1993.
END WARNING.
Turn down your lights...(where applicable)
In the not-too-distant future,
Next Sunday, A.D.
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space!
We'll send him cheesy stories.
The worst we can find. (lalala)
He'll have to sit and read them all
And we'll monitor his mind! (lalala)
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
Where the fanfics begin or end, (lalala)
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends!
ROBOT ROLL CALL
CAMBOT! (pan left)
GYPSY! (hi, girl)
TOM SERVO (what a cool guy)
CROOOOOOOW! (he's a wisecracker)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
And other science facts, (lalala)
Go get a degree in physics
Or really just relax!
for Science Fiction Theater 1,000,000,000!
[Joel-era doors] 1...2...3...4...5...6...G
[SOL int.] Joel, Crow and Servo are all wearing pirate's costumes, with
eyepatches and
everything.
JOEL[as pirate]: Arr, me mayties, 'tis the Satelite of Love all ye buccaneers
out thar!
CROW[as pirate]: We all's gona make ye walk the plank if ye disapprove of
today's show!
SERVO[as gangster]: And we can make youse an offer you cannot refuse.
CROW[normal]: Servo, you're a *pirate*.
SERVO: Oh, right. [pirate] And ye all are gonna see yonder show, AND YER GONNA
LOVE IT, TOO, OR
ELSE!
MAGIC VOICE: Hey, can I be a pirate, too?
JOEL[normal]: Sure, Magic Voice! There were many great female pirates as well
as male pirates
in Earth's history.
MAGIC VOICE: But I'm not female or male.
JOEL: Oh, right...well, just the same!
MAGIC VOICE[shreiky-voiced pirate]: Arr! I do think that yonder commercial
sign is'a callin'!
-commercial sign-
[Gypsy enters with an eyepatch over her eye. She keeps coming and knocks into
Crow, who
looses his eyes.]
GYPSY[while entering]: Joel, do you think this is a good idea? [crash] Oopsie.
CROW: Thanks a lot, Gyps. Next time get a transparent eyepatch, okay?
GYPSY: Sorry.
[commercials]
[SOL int] Joel is gluing Crow's eyes back on.
JOEL: There you go, Crow. Good as new.
CROW: Thanks. Next time we do the opening, can we be Jehovas' witnesses?
JOEL: Um...
-Mads' sign-
JOEL: Oh, Masin and Shean are calling. [hits button]
[Deep 13] Frank is standing behind the control pannel. Dr. F. isn't seen, but
we hear him off
camera.
DR. F: Frank! Come help me lift the invention into the lab!
FRANK[to one side]: I'll be right there, Steve! I'm saying hello to Joel!
DR. F: Stop being a good samaratin and help me! Ung! [we hear Forrester
trying to lift
a large metal machine of some sort]
FRANK: Well, hello Joel and you too, 'bots. Mr. Impatient over there worked
all week on this
invention exchange. He invented a-
DR. F: JUST GET IN HERE OR I'LL KILL YOU!
FRANK: But you killed me three times already this week! [to Joel] Anyway,
you'd better do yours
first.
DR. F: FRANK!
FANNK: I'm coming, Mr. Antsy-Pants! Sheesh! [walks off screen to the left.]
[SOL] Joel is holding what looks like a shadeless lamp, but instead of a light
bulb, a
wristwatch is attached.
JOEL: Well, our latest invention comes from an experience I had in the last
period of
darkness that occurs up here 30 times a day. I couldn't see my watch to find
out what time it
was, so I invented...
[Crow turns the switch with his beak and the watch lights up.]
SERVO: A luminescent watch! You can see what time it is no matter how dark it
is!
JOEL: But you do need to be in the vicinity of a power outlet.
CROW: So you don't have to!
SERVO: Huh?
JOEL: Back to you, sirs!
[D13] an empty lab
DR. F[off-screen]: No, use your legs to lift!
FRANK[Off-screen]: I'm trying!
DR. F[os]: Try harder!
FRANK[os]: Uuuungg!
[we hear the machine fall to the ground and break with "boing"s, "klang"s and
"hiss"es. A dirty
Dr. F appears from the left]
DR. F: Umm, my projecting machine is a bit too heavy to bring in, but I've
prepared a back-up
invention! [holds up what looks like an N64 controler with 3x the buttons]
This is the
ultimate in video gaming technology! I call it the Virtual Simulato 30000! It
has an
incredibly realistic gameplay feature; It creates invisible forcefeilds that
move your body in
sync with the video game! Let's say I wanted to move forward. [pushes control
stick up.
He starts walking] And presto! It controls your body movements. Now say I
wannted to fire a
gun. [presses a button. He recoils three feet back and a large shot sound
effect is heard.]
See how much fun you can have? And the two-player mode is great for those WWF
games!
[Frank enters with a duplicate controler]
FRANK: Watch me take a swing at Dr. F. I'll use my "Blow opponent's head off"
cheat.
[Franks tapps a code into the controler and swings at Dr. F.]
[The camera immediately cuts to SOL]
ALL: Eeeew! That's disgusting!
[Deep 13] Frank and Dr. F. are standing there with no sign of the invention or
wounds.
DR. F: And once you turn the game off, everything goes back to normal.
FRANK: And now, it's time to send you your movie!
DR. F: It's called "Manos: The Hands of Fate". I think you're in for some
deep hurting!
BWAHAHA! Send them the movie, Frank.
FRANK: Umm...I don't have it.
DR. F: YOU WHAT!
FRANK: I thought you had it!
DR. F: Ooooh, I'll kill you again later! Well, Joel, looks like you're off
the hook this week.
I'm going to send you something different. It's from the
alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog newsgroup and
it's really cheap. Have a nice day.
[SOL] -movie sign-
SERVO: A luminescent watch! What a concept, Joel!
CROW: Yeah, but it'll probably never catch on.
JOEL: WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!
G...6...5...4...3...2...1...
[Joel, Servo and Crow enter the theater]
> Subject: fanfic
CROW: That sure narows down the possibilities.
> From: lupi...@aol.com (Lupienne)
> Date: 11/3/1998 3:52 AM Eastern Standard Time
JOEL: Wow. This guy pulled an all-nighter.
CROW: Either that or he e-mailed this from Uganda.
> Message-id: <19981103035239...@ng-fc2.aol.com>
>
> Ummm...this here is my newest fic. It's real short and dosen't have much of
a
> plot.
SERVO: At least that means we don't have to pay attention to it.
> I've almost got my other new ones typed out...but for now enjoy or hate
> this one. :)
JOEL: I'm not going to dignify that with a response, for whatever I say may
doom me.
>
> --Ali
ALL[singing]: Prince Aliiiiiiii!!!
>
>
> Inside the Void: King Acorn's Plight (c) 98 by me, A.M. Fleury
JOEL: I hope this one doesn't have as many swear words as his last fanfic did.
> All "Sonic the Hedgehog" characters and related indicia (c) and TM Sega.
SERVO: And just what *is* an indicia, anyway?
JOEL: Well, Servo, when two people love each other...
> Used without permission.
CROW: So is this MiSTing.
SERVO: No it's not. Jim actualy got permission this time.
CROW: Wow! Are there any planets aligning today?
JOEL: You guys!
SERVO and CROW: Oh, oops.
> Henrietta is (c) me!
> Oh yeah, my email is: lupi...@aol.com You be sendin' those comments, ya
> hear?
JOEL: I'm not going to dignify that with a response, for whatever I say--
SERVO: Joel, you said that already.
JOEL: Oh, right.
>
> This document may be freely distributed, as long as it's not altered in any
> way.
CROW: Oh, no! That means we can't interrupt it.
> This story's pretty tame. No swearing...no violence. :)
SERVO: The L key is nowhere *near* that T key! What the?
JOEL: Now, Servo, his last story wasn't that bad.
CROW: May I remind you two gentlemen that we've stepped out of continuity
three times already
and the fanfic hasn't even started?
>
>
> "Inside the Void: King Acorn's Plight"
> By A.M. Fleury
CROW: I'll have a snow cone and a strawberry fleury.
>
>
>
> After the chaotic overthrow of all I knew and loved, the Void seemed
> peaceful.
SERVO: Okay, which Sonic continuity are we in?
CROW: I'm on it...calculating...
> At first I floated around in the pale violet air. Then I grabbed onto one of
> the chunks of floating crystal. I just laid on it, and closed my eyes and
> didn't think.
CROW: Got it; Sonic's ABC Saturday morning series.
JOEL: Good work, Crow.
>
> After a while, I tried to find my way out, but couldn't. The Void
stretched
> on
> for miles and miles...
SERVO: I can see for miles and miles...
> Then a voice rang out. "Who's there? Me sense a newcomer!"
CROW: A neanderthall with a doorbell is stuck in there with him.
> I jumped, and then cursed. I'd launched myself off the crystal!
JOEL: I could have pawned it off for seven grand!
> Something struck me and I whirled around in midair. My clothing was
torn
> and my skin scratched. It was another crystal floating around.
> That was not good. I realized that if I couldn't get out...then what
would
> I eat? Or drink? And sleeping, would I have to sleep in the air, just
floating
> around? I felt like an astronaut, stranded out in space. And that thought
SERVO: Made me think how John Glenn was doing.
> sent waves of fear over me.
> "Who's there?" the voice demanded. I clenched my fists, waiting for
them to
> appear.
JOEL: But aren't his fists already there on his arms?
> Then I saw somebody, hopping from crystal to crystal. It was a female
cat,
> one fang jutting over her lip.
CROW: He's stumbled onto the Rocky Horror Picture Void!
> I vaguely recognized her. She was one of the maids.
SERVO[as maid]: This place is so messy! Crystals flying around everywhere!
Did the owner of
this place live in a barn?
> "Yer Majesty?" she gaped. "What ye doin' 'ere, eh?"
> I didn't reply.
JOEL: Her accent was too much to take.
CROW: Just don't acnowlege it and it'll go away.
> "'Ey, ye gonna gab er what?" She poised expertly on the crystal chunk
that
> had struck me.
SERVO: Mrs. Maid, are you trying to seduce me?
> "War Minister Julian," I said slowly.
CROW: Um...no. That's a female cat.
JOEL: This guy is *gone*.
> "He threw me in here. He's overtaken the kingdom.
CROW: And who's fault is that, hmm?
> Her eyes, snugly nestled in
SERVO: ...their sockets.
> a pile of wrinkles, grew round.
JOEL: Weren't they already?
> I could see the
> red veins that laced the white. "Yehr, 'e didn't?"
CROW: No, *'E* didn't, *Julian* did.
> "He did," I said grimly.
> She smoothed down her blue dress, which looked surprisingly new and clean.
SERVO: That's because she's a *maid*.
> Hadn't she disappeared a long time ago? "Ye jest get in 'ere?"
> "Yes."
> "Then ye haven't gotten it yet. Yehr, the silence it'll drive ye mad!"
JOEL[as maid]: The silence ees what 'eeps me dress clean.
> "What silence?" It WAS quiet.
CROW: IT WAS QUIET.
> Not a sound in the air. Only that rushing noise
JOEL: Oh, Sonic's in there with them.
> your ears make in complete silence. I realized how muted her voice was.
SERVO: Then grab the remote and turn her volume up.
> "How did you get in here, ma'am?"
> "Er, me been in 'ere a long long time. Back when Juli an' Nagus..." She
> looked
CROW: rather intently at the young king's--
JOEL: Crow, it's supposed to be the *men* who check out the *women*.
> around suddenly, looking frightened, "Lord Nagus were testin' the Void.
SERVO: Oh, he were? How was us doing tomorow?
CROW: Why is Sonic? Am he at the grocery store?
JOEL: What were the shoe at those book?
> Er,
> they ne'er let me out. An' then 'bouts a year later, yehr, Lord Nagus
'imself
> came into the Void. 'E said Juli double O crossed 'im.
SERVO: I want to kill her now more than Bunnie and Antoine together.
> 'E said 'e an' me was
CROW[as maid]: On the do re mi, and 'e 'ad some tea.
> trapped 'ere."
> "Trapped?" My voice grew weak.
JOEL: What, you thought there was a door around here leading back to
Mobotropolis?
> "Er, don't be worryin', yer Majesty. It ain't that bad in 'ere. Not with
> Lord
> Nagus 'round. 'Is magic can do anythan!" She looked wondrous.
CROW: To be more specific, it was her-
JOEL[over the next word]: SHOES!
CROW: -that looked wondrous. Hey!
> "'E could even
> build ye yer own castle 'ere, jest like yer one back 'ome."
ALL[singing]: 'Ome, 'ome on the range...'ere 'e deer an' can'all'ope play...
> "But my kingdom!" I burst out.
SERVO[as King Acorn]: Waaaah! I want my kingdom back! Waaaaaah!
> Her old hand rested on my shoulder. "Ye'll forget it. Me have. It's better
> than mopin', mopin' ain't doin' nothing fer ye."
CROW: Mighty Mopin' Power Rangers.
> I just moaned and put my head in my hands.
>
> **************
>
SERVO: Out of 12,000.
>
> Henrietta bade me goodbye after about ten minutes. She told me to look
> around
> for "the void, it be a spiffy li'l place, an' the floating plains were jest
> part o' it."
CROW: Great, we'll still be hearing her accent in flashbacks.
> Though I wanted company, her dialect was starting to hurt my head, and
I
> was
> glad she'd left. I sat on my crystal chunk for a long time. So long I fell
> asleep.
[All make exsagerated snoring sounds complete with whistling and slurping]
>
>
> When I awoke, I found myself floating in the air.
SERVO: Which was not surprising at all considering that's what he's been doing
the whole time.
> I was quite comfortable.
JOEL: Except down there.
> Then I looked around and saw I was in a different area of the Void. The air
> was
> darker purple and I was right near a cliff wall. I looked down. The cliff
> bottom was nowhere in sight.
CROW: But since there's no gravity, Wile E. Coyote has nothig to fear.
> I discovered I could swim through the air and I did so, until I
JOEL: drowned.
> reached the
> cliff top. Then I stood on the crystalline ground. There was a thick river
> of
> mist near me.
CROW: "Thick Riven of Myst near me?" Is he in Cyan's corporate building?
JOEL[announcing]: Folks, do not be alarmed. This is only a demonstration of
harmless wordplay
to the extreme. Do not attempt this at home.
> I ran my hand through it and my fur came back condensed with
> moisture.
SERVO: Because that's what mists do.
> I was so thirsty that I sucked the moisture off. It was sweeter than
water
> and quite refreshing.
CROW: So when you're in the need of a quick drink, try AquaMist.
> There were some crystal structures around me. They looked like
SERVO: crystal structures.
> trees. I walked
> through the 'forest', half expecting crystalline birds to fly out at me.
JOEL: A horde of crystalized FLiCKIE birds!
> It was a breathtaking place. But very quiet. I touched the trees,
feeling
> the smoothness of the
CROW: [breaths in, about to say something]
JOEL: Crow, we can't allow that anymore. Censors and everything.
> trunk, and the sharp, almost razor-edges of the leaves.
>
SERVO: Well, now that that's over with, let's see how them other guys are
doing.
> I traveled along the cliff top, my boots scuffing up sparkling dust. I
> walked for a long time and got tired again.
> **The air is so thick...makes me drowsy.** I yawned heavily and leaned
> against
> one of the trees. It was so silent that I had no problems sleeping.
>
CROW: He's not King Acorn, he's Prince Valium!
> *************
>
> Days later. I had wandered far away from the cliff edge. There were
> crystal
> boulders all around, crystal trees, and mist streams.
JOEL: Tell her you lover her... with a crystal tree. Great for the home or
office.
> I wasn't hungry or
> thirsty. The mist was nutritional, I supposed. But I was slumped up against
> a boulder, curled up as if sick.
SERVO[as King Acorn]: And that brings us to now. Let's join me, already in
progress.
> I was talking aloud, and I knew my voice was desperate. I knew, but
couldn't
> hear it. It was only a mummering sound.
CROW: He's so bashful even when he's alone.
> Silence is so much louder than it should be.
JOEL: Is that an artistic statement or is he just being goofy?
> It is maddening. Silence...it is a sound itself...
CROW[as Acorn]: ...Wait...I'm full of crap!
> a sound that made my ears numb with its rushing and ringing.
SERVO: The Sounds of Silence.
>
> I was curled up in my cloak and straining to hear my own voice. But it
was
> to no avail.
JOEL[as Acorn]: Then I took the earplugs out and everything was better.
> **This is what the deaf hear.
ALL: Wrong!
> This is what they go through.** I wondered if
> I'd gone deaf. Then I remembered Henrietta. She'd said something about this
> place being silent.
SERVO: I remember now...she said "This place is silent".
> I stood up. How did she deal with it? Maybe she could tell me.
>
JOEL: Although you wouldn't be able to hear her tell you.
> *************
>
> **How beautiful!** There was a crystalline castle far in the distance.
I'd
> been walking for hours and hours. My fur was glittering with the dust and my
> eyes were starting to hurt.
CROW: Ah, Henrietta hasn't dusted this part of the Void for a while.
> When I closed them, I could see white and purple
> spots dancing against my eyelids.
SERVO: Then see an optomitrist! Don't go whining to us!
> My poor head was aching. Never thought the absence of sound could be so
> painful. I wished I could hear the screaming of my five-year old at play
> with
CROW: [breaths in, about to say something]
JOEL: Crow, that's just a desperate cry for help. Don't say anything.
> her friends. I wouldn't tell her to shush. I would bask in the glorious
> sounds.
SERVO: He would bask in something intangible.
CROW: And he could hear silence.
JOEL: And he could burp bubbles.
SERVO and CROW: Huh?
>
> As I neared the castle, my head felt compressed and I groaned in pain.
SERVO: Then take the vice off your head!
> The
> silence was thick. I could feel it...pressing against my body, tingling in
> my marrow, pulsing in my skull.
CROW: His descent into madness is driving *me* mad!
> **Argh...can't stand it!** I dropped down to my knees, my hands over my
> ears.
> My tail and cloak blew in a faint wind. I was vaguely aware that I was
> whimpering...I couldn't hear, but I could feel the sound in my throat. I
> rested my head on the ground, tears of despair in my eyes.
JOEL: Guys, we have to say *something*! It's a union rule! At least one
comment every six
lines or less!
SERVO: I don't wanna!
CROW: I can't hear you, I'm in the Zone of Silence.
SERVO: Wrong universe. It's the Void.
CROW: Oh, right.
> **I'm dying... my mind is going...** I closed my eyes and blackness
came
> over me.
JOEL: King Acorn or silhouette: you decide.
>
> ************************
CROW: Now *that's* a generous rating, no matter how much it's out of.
>
>
> Gray boots...my eyes took in gray boots.
SERVO: Wow. Huge eyes.
> Henrietta? No. The feet were much
> bigger than the cat's. I wearily raised my head and saw the face of my royal
> wizard, Ixis Nagus. I frowned. Julian had said something about me 'meeting
> my new neighbor', before I was sucked into the Void.
JOEL[as Acorn]: I was almost positive he meant Mr. Rogers.
> Referring to Nagus, I suppose.
> I'd always thought that Nagus had just left my service. He was always a
> sore
> thumb in my castle. He wasn't well liked. So, I wasn't surprised when he
> disappeared.
SERVO: ...Because I had hired thugs to...oh, shoot, did I just say that out
loud?
> I rasped, "Wizard Nagus?"
> **Is the silence killing you?**
CROW: Defying all the laws of nature, yes.
> The voice was in my mind.
JOEL: He shouldn't have gone on that binge the night before.
SERVO: Runing through the mists until he got all plowed.
> It startled me. Then I thought back. **Yes, it is
> a bit unsettling.**
> I heard his crude raspy laugh in my head. **Would you like to be free
of
CROW[as Nagus]: ...the fanfic?
SERVO[as Acorn]: Oh, yes! Oh, God, yes! Screw the silence! Papa's comin'
home!
> the silence?**
> **Maybe.** It depended on what Nagus would want in exchange.
JOEL[as pleasant Devil]: Here, you just sign here, here, and print your
initials here and your
eternal soul will belong to me! Here's a boom box. Bye.
> **Then you shall be. If you will call me Lord.**
> I didn't like the idea. It was my ego protesting. But ego meant nothing
> here.
SERVO: Hey, maybe we can throw Marrissa in there and see what happens.
> My mind would splinter into pieces if I had to endure anymore of this
> silence!
> Nagus eyed me closely. He was expecting me to refuse. I smiled nobly. I
> wasn't contemptuous enough to suffer!
CROW: But I *was* intelligent enough to use Webster-approved diologue.
> **Then so be it, Lord Nagus.**
> He looked surprised, which I expected.
> "You gave in easily, Maximillion Acorn. I'm surprised we won the Great
War."
SERVO: Hey! It's not called the "*Great* Void"! They broke the rules!
CROW: Yeah!
>
> I was barely listening. Barely noticing that I _could_ hear. Instead,
my
> mouth
> was gaping in astonishment. My eyebrows arched in surprise.
> Because when I looked down at my body, I saw it was crystal! Purple
crystal.
> The crystalline growth took over my hands and then my face. It was a
> strange tickley feeling.
[Servo giggles in a girlish voice]
CROW: Yuck! Stop it!
> I felt no less heavy with the crystallized parts and I flexed
> my fingers. They worked just as well...but still I was startled.
JOEL[as Acorn]: But then I froze solid as a rock. Too bad.
> "What is the meaning of this, Nagus?"
> The wizard looked smug. "To hear the Void, you must become part of the
Void!"
CROW: See the Void, be the Void.
> And I could hear. It was wonderful. There was a beautiful humming in
the
> air,
> as if the crystal was singing. The crystalline trees near me hummed with a
> deeper note, and their leaves clanked in the persistent breeze.
JOEL: Now he's driven mad by all the wind chimes.
SERVO[as Acorn]: Nooooo!!
> "You can return to your natural state whenever you wish. But only the
> crystal will save you from the silence."
> I thanked him out of curtsey. I _was_ grateful. But Nagus had always
been a
> cunning one. I hoped he wouldn't expect too much of me. Saying lord was one
> thing...but anything beyond that...
CROW: Then he started taking off his pants and I realized he had teleported us
to a nearby
Motel 6...
> Nagus grinned strangely at me and then disappeared. I sat down and
examined
> my crystallized body. The crystal was purple but I could see faint color
> through it...the blue of my uniform, and the tan of my fur.
> As I sat and contemplated all this, I heard a chuckle behind me. "Me
sees
> ye've 'scaped the silence." Henrietta sat down next to me.
JOEL: Oh, bitter irony! Now he can hear her accent!
SERVO and CROW: NOOOOO!!
> "Yes. I suppose I did."
> But unto bigger problems. Like getting my kingdom back. I explained to
her
> what had happened in full detail. She brightened at the mention of the
> children, safe in KnotHole.
SERVO: Is your hole in a knot? Call our specialized technicians who can help!
> "Yehr, the chil'en, they'll be our rescuers!" She chortled.
> I felt suddenly weak. She was right. Because there was no way out.
ALL: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
> I would have to wait for the children to grow old enough. I had to hope
> they wouldn't die.
JOEL: With the exception of Antoine, Geoffery St. John and Amy Rose.
> And I had to hope they'd discover the Void.
> I was going to be in here a long long time...
>
> The end!
>
SERVO: Hey! That wasn't too bad!
CROW: I hope "Manos" is this good!
>
>
> --Ali
[All exit the theater, singing]
ALL: Prince Ali, jolly is he...
1...2...3...4...5...6...G
[SOL int.] The sounds of the ship are conspicuously absent, and everyone's
voice is muted.
CROW: hey, joel, what happened?
JOEL: the satelite must have become caught in the void. no one can hear us.
CROW: except us.
JOEL: right.
SERVO: and the fanfic was right. i'm going mad! mad! aaaaaa...[his voice
trails off, but
he's still moving his lips.
CROW: yes! i now realize how much of an effect the void has on the earways!
aaaaa...
JOEL[growing softer]: what do you think, sirs.....?
[Deep 13]
DR. F[holding controller]: I know I'm loving this MUTE feature on the
Virtual Simulato 30000. Have a nice day in silence, kiddies! Push the button,
Frank.
FRANK: Okay. [points controller at the button and presses a button. Nothing
happens]
DR. F: It doesn't have any batteries, Frank.
FRANK: Oh. [pushes button]
FWOOSH!
[love theme]
created by: Joel Hodgson
written by: Jim Whaley
"Inside the Void: King Acorn's Plight" written by: A.M. Fleury
featuring:
Crow: Trace Bealieu
Joel Robinson: Joel Hodgson
Tom Servo: Kevin Murphy
Gypsy: Jim Mallon
Magic Voice: Beez McKeever(pre-credit sequence) Mary Jo Pehl(hosts)
with special guest villians:
Dr. Clayton Forrester: Trace Bealieu
TV's Frank: Frank Coniff
gizmonic devices: Jim Whaley
All MST3K characters and situations are trademarks of Best Brains, Inc.
Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment purposes only;
no infringement
on the original copyrights or trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended
or should be
inferred.
Gizmonic is a registered trademark of Joel Hodgson
No insults are intended to anyone refered to in this MiSTing.
special thanks to:
Best Brains, Inc.
A.M. Fleury
All you people who love to laugh
e-mail tj...@aol.com for comments, etc.
c1998 by Jim Whaley
[stinger]
> "Lord Nagus were testin' the Void. Er, they ne'er let me out. An' then
'bouts
> a year later, yehr, Lord Nagus 'imself came into the Void. 'E said Juli
double O
> crossed 'im. 'E said 'e an' me was trapped 'ere."
This has been a Mystery Usenet Theater 3000 production
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other episodes of Science Fiction Theater 1,000,000,000:
101: The Cartoons Combined
102: Off-Road Brawl
103: The Odyssey
104: The New Season
201: Total Turbulence
202: The Ultimate Celebrity Deathmatch
203: Are You Ready to Get $40,000 in 6 Weeks with Only 8 Bucks???!!
204: Sonic Fights Robotnik 6: The Final Battle!
205: The Seminar
206: Inside the Void: King Acorn's Plight
All can be found easily on Web Site Number Nine,
located at http://pinky.wtower.com/mst3k !
MAGIC VOICE: TIME WARP ENDED. CONTINUITY RETURNING TO NORMAL.
Jim, that Mistie
"This is where the fish lives."
"I KNOW!"
"I'm cahmeeng!"
"Nay, faith, let not me play a woman, I have a beard coming." -Flute the
bellows-mender