[MiSTing] "Flower's Quest" (2/2) [SONIC]
Jim W.
wielding
mask and holding a flame thrower. Mike is trying to unscrew a small pannel.
MIKE: I dunno, Servo. This little box looks pretty complicated for 1989's
technological level.
SERVO: You mean it wasn't installed by Dr. Forrester when he built the
Satellite?
MIKE: Well, I'd have to see a record of Gizmonic Institute's inventory and
match these parts with what they had at the time.
SERVO[hollering, while torching]: Maybe Joel built it.
MIKE: That's very likely. But how would he have gotten the parts? I mean,
these
circuits were manufactured in Japan.
SERVO: Mike, look at all the junk we've mysteriously accumulated over the last
eleven years, and *then* ask that question.
MIKE: Oh, right.
MAGIC VOICE: Are you gonna fix me, or what?
MIKE: Oh, don't worry about it, MV. You'll be back on the wall in no time.
[Crow enters]
CROW: Hey, Mike, Pearl says to "Get back in that thee-ate-er".
MIKE: Tell her that Mike says to "Lose that stupid accent".
CROW: Will do. [exits]
SERVO: Hey, maybe Magic Voice just sort of appeared on the Satellite...um...
sorta...magically.
MIKE: I don't think it really matters why she's here. The real question
is, how do we seperate her from the Auto-Return so that we can use it?
*Movie sign*
SERVO: Hold that thought.
6...5...4...3...2...1...
[Mike and Servo enter. Crow runs in.]
CROW: Mike, Pearl says that you're "Overstepping your boundaries", and that
you're "Tampering in God's domain" by repairing Magic Voice.
MIKE: Yeah? Tell Pearl to "Bite me".
PEARL[echoing throughout]: WHY YOU!!!
MIKE[cowering]: I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!
>(Issue 3)
> The cave bat flew Flower out of Lava Reef Zone. It flew into a deep
>forest. They soon came to a deep forest.
CROW: The bat approached a deep forest, which they entered.
MIKE: They flew into a deep forest very soon.
SERVO: A deep forest became the landscape which they were flying in.
>Flower opened one of her eyes halfway.
>She saw a big campfire, the Chaotix in a giant glass bubble, and
>before the fire was a robotisized jackrabbit. He walked to the cave bat as
the
>creature placed Flower on the ground. Flower quickly shut her eye, but the
>robot already seen her do it.
SERVO[Uncle]: I see you're looking at my horrible physique. It's not always
easy staying in shape when you're a robot, you know...
>"So, niece," he said, "It seems you are awake.
>And that's good too! I need you awake!"
MIKE[Uncle]: Because I won't seem as menacing to you if you're not concious!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>Flower opened both eyes and stood up.
>"Who're you? And why did you do this to my friends?" The jackrabbit smiled.
>"Your friends are the perfect bait to lure you here! And I did this because,
>well, I'm evil! HAHAH!"
SERVO: Yeah? Well, if you're so evil, why don't you put your pinky finger
up to your lips?
>Flower frowned, "You've been calling me 'niece' the
>whole trip here!
MIKE: Um, actually he never said a thing during your flight.
>What's up with that?"
> "Best to do my explanation," said the rabbit, "I've been calling you
niece
>because I am you're uncle, Darvein! Your mother's older brother!
CROW: Like, duh!
>We've been both born on the Floating Island. Your grandmother was fully
enchantress,
>but Father was a normal jackrabbit. That caused your mother and I to become
half
>enforcer and half enchantress.
MIKE: Huh?
CROW: So what he's done, basically, is throw the entire book of geneology out
the window?
>You and your sisters were born with each one of
>her powers." Flower noded as she kept learning about her powers, still
frowning
>at Darvein. "At age 35, Robotnik kidnapped me and used me like a lab mouse to
>test out his new robotisizer. It worked, but too well. I now run around with
>an evil free will!
SERVO[accusingly]: Aha! If you can't be anything but evil, your will isn't
entirely
free, is it? IS IT?!?
>Being robotisized, I gained more and powerful magic! And
>don't think you can help me, because I love it! I returned to the Floating
>Island years later and found your mother married and with 3 beautiful
>daughters!
CROW[Darvein]: But I did't see your father. He was over at the local Hooters.
>Yearned with jealousy, I kidnapped her and your father. I still
>keep them. That's when you and your sisters were forced to take care of each
>other!"
SERVO: This is going to turn into a custody battle, isn't it?
> Flower was quite mad when she heard this. "Look, 'Uncle'," she said, "I
>don't see why you have to kidnap my friends, and there is no reason to take my
>parents away neither!"
MIKE: Yes there is: He's evil!
>She jumped on him and electrocuted him,
CROW[Flower]: PIIII-KAAAA-CHUUUUUUUUU!
>"Now you release everyone, NOW!" Darvein just laughed, "You fool!" he said,
"You
>really think your puny little powers can defeat me? HA!" He used a greater
force
>of electricity on her and she went flyin' to the other side!
MIKE: Action-packed sentences! Full of exclamations and abbreviations to
punctuate
the excitement!
>Knuckles and the others were watching from the bubble. "Flower!!" he yelled as
>she got zapped.
SERVO[Knuckles]: Find a pin! We'll be able to get out if you can find us a
pin!
>Flower didn't give in that easily! She jumped back up and ran to her uncle
and
>jump kicked his face. Darvein fell to the ground. He wasn't hurt, but
>stunned! For his whole lifetime of using magic for fighting, he never knew
>what real fighting was.
MIKE: He should take some pointers from the guys at DBZ.
>"I...h...how did you do that, niece?" he asked
>astonished. "It's easy," said Flower, "Ya just need to do a little.." She
>kicked his head, "THIS! And..." She uppercuted his jaw, "THAT!" She was
>beating him up! And he didn't fight back!
CROW[coach]: You wus! Stay in there!
MIKE[Rocky]: But ah can't feel mah arms, coach!
> Finally, Darvein fell to the ground. Flower ran to the glass bubble the
>Chaotix were in, and grabbed a giant log near a tree. "Guys!" she said,
"Cover
>your eyes! I'm bustin' this glass!" As soon as the Chaotix did so, Flower
>bashed the glass.
SERVO: ...raining sharp pieces of glass upon her friends.
>Then she ran back to Darvein to make sure he was still down.
> She had gotten to his other side, when she heard a voice that sounded
>familiar. "FLOWER!!" yelled that voice. Flower turned and looked up. She
saw
>on the mountain side 2 purple jackrabbits.
CROW: Purple?
SERVO: Why not? Hedgehogs are blue.
>Almost the same look as Flower!
SERVO: Almost the same format as fragmented sentence!
>The female had on yellow shorts, gold shoes, a yellow snap on shirt, and a
blue
>slash (the same thing Rotor has).
MIKE: She's wearing a tool belt?
CROW: Hey, look! A hooker.
SERVO: A hooker? In the Sonic universe? Sega won't stand for this!
>The male had a little brown hair, brown
>shorts and shirt, and big brown shoes with big white socks.
MIKE: Well, that certainly is a lovely color scheme.
>Flower seemed to
>look like she knew them. "M...Mother? Father?" "Flower!" yelled the female,
>"Get out of here! Get out before Darvein wakes up and kidnaps you!!"
CROW: Like he should've done in the first place!
> Darvein had just woken up. But he didn't care for Flower. He jumped
>right over her on the mountainside and grabbed her parents. "Next time,
>niece," he said as he turned to face her, "I'll return! Better Than
Ever!!!!!"
SERVO: Great... there's going to be a sequel.
> He began to teleport. Flower ran at the teleporting Darvein. "Nooo! Get
back
>here!!!!!" But it was too late. Darvein had left, along with her parents.
>Flower then gave up and fell to her knees. Knuckles walked up to Flower and
>put his hand on her shoulder. "Are you ok?" he asked. Flower looked up at
>him. "Yeah, I'm fine," she said,
MIKE[Regis]: Is that your final answer?
>"At least I'll be..." Knuckles took Flower's
>hand and pulled her up. "Come on, guys," he said to the Chaotix, "Let's head
>back. We all had quite a day."
>
CROW: And the camera pans up to the sky, where the sun is shining brightly,
the end.
> Flower seemed to be ok,
ALL: D'OH!
>after knowing what happened to her parents. She
>had told her sisters, Daisy and Rose what happened. They all vowed on one day,
>they would save their parents and help their uncle.
> Flower wasn't in her thinking stage anymore.
SERVO: Now she's stopped thinking altogether and has become a vegetable.
>She mostly hangs with the Chaotix, and once again, flirts with Knuckles!
ALL: D'oh!
>Yes sir, Flower is back to her original self again!
> The End
MIKE: Yes, sir-ree-bob, she's back to her old self once again! Yup!
>
>*My story "The Super Emerald"
>
>**The 10th stage in Sonic 3 and Knuckles
>
CROW: Well, at least she remembered to put in the footnotes.
SERVO: Yeah, unlike some *comic distributors*!
>---------------------
>~Toni Ferraro
> Producer and Director of NAoStH
> http://www.dreamteamzone.org/amy/naosth/naosth.html
[All leave the theater]
1...2...3...4...5...6...
[SOL] The lights are dim. The wall pannel with the Auto-Return rests on the
table.
Crow enters, chuckling to himself quietly.
CROW[soflty]: Hee, hee, hee. While everyone's sleeping, I'll just execute this
here
auto-return command, and we'll all be back to Earth. I'm so crafty. This time
my
plan is perfectly flawless...
[Crow attempts to pick up the box, but his arms don't work.]
CROW: Damn! I forgot about that. No problem, I'll just sneak away very
slowly...
[Mike, Servo, and Gypsy enter the room as the lights return to their normal
luminosity.]
CROW: Uh, hello. Uh...
MIKE: I can't believe you'd try such a thing, Crow.
GYPSY: Shame on you!
SERVO: Sacrificing Magic Voice just to get back to Earth. Tsk, tsk.
CROW[panicking]: I'm sorry...I didn't really want to ...uh... The Devil made
me do it!
MIKE: I'd better reinstall this thing before you try another stunt like that.
[Mike picks up the wall pannel. He looks around.]
MIKE: Uh, does anybody have a really big ladder?
[Moon Zero Two] Pearl and Frank are present.
PEARL: So! They're not going to sacrifice one of their own for the greater
cause,
hmm? This gives me an idea...
FRANK: Um...what's that, your Forrester-...uh...-ness?
PEARL: It goes a little something like this... [whisper whisper whisper]
FRANK: Ooh! I like it, I like it!
[Frank gets all giddy and reaches for the button.]
[FWOOSH!]
[Mighty Science Theater]
written by: Jim Whaley
"Flower's Quest" written by: Toni Ferraro
featuring:
Mike Nelson: Michael J. Nelson
Crow: Bill Corbett
Tom Servo: Kevin Murphy
Gypsy: Patrick Brantseg
Magic Voice: Beez McKeever
also featuring:
Pearl Forrester: Mary Jo Pehl
TV's Frank: Frank Conniff
and:
Cambot: Mike Nelson
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> Once, when she wasn't thinking, she was with the Chaotix.
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