MiST of "I need your phone # to help your debt problem" [AD][JOEL]
Nick Naraht Frame
it's "don't try again") It's a short one of some SPAM, and had no host
segments...sorry =]
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----- Original Message -----
Crow: Well, I don't know about original...
>From: <rw...@msn.com>
Joel: Read When Preparing Zebra?
Tom: Random Work Preaches Zoology..
Crow: Er...uh.. Romeo Wed Princess..aw nuts..
>To: <jwqi...@msn.com>
Tom: Dr. F's email addie is jwqi...@msn.com?
Joel: I don't think so....
>Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 9:40 PM
Crow: Riffed Saturday, May 18, 2001
>Subject: I need your phone # to help your debt problem. [1wyib]
Tom: Joel, do we HAVE a debt problem?
Joel: Tom, this is unsolicited SPAM, it doesn't have to be relevant
> How would you like to take all of your debt,
Crow: and turn it into a nice lolly-pop.
Tom: huh?
>reduce
> or eliminate the interest, pay less per month,and
Joel: live in the fantasy world of JRR Tolkien!
Tom: Lord Of The Rings, comming soon to a theater near you!
Crow: Not us...
Tom: We'll see it if it stinks....
Crow: Joy...
> pay them off sooner?
Joel: Or later...we're cool
>
> We have helped over 20,000 people do just that.
>
Bots: What?
Joel: THAT
Bots: Oh
> If you are interested,
Crow: Nope, it's safe to say we're pretty much bored...
>we invite you request our free
> information by provide the following information.
Joel: Credit card Number, SSN, DL Number...
Tom: Hey! I'm suppossed to be the cynical one!
>
> Full Name:
Joel: Joel Robison
Crow: Crow T. Robot
Tom: Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca
The Third.
Crow: (Starts Snickering)
Tom: Hey! It was Funny! HEY!!!
Joel: Boys....
Crow: He means me...
> Address:
Joel: Sattellite of Love, Outer Space...
Tom: Hrmph. I'm not playing.
> City:
Joel: Tom honey, Crow was just kidding...
Crow: No I wasn't
> State:
Tom: ANGRY!
Joel: Crow, do you want a time out......
> Zip Code:
Crow: Sorry Tom...
> Home Phone:
Tom: Hrmph
Joel: Tom..Crow said he was sorry...
> Work Phone:
Tom: oh all right, appology accepted
> Best Time to Call:
All: NEVER!
Crow: But barring that, when we're watching a crummy movie.
Joel: ooh, good one
> E-Mail Address:
Tom: wait a minute, how are we getting this if you don't already HAVE
our e-mail address??
Crow: Dr. F. sent it to us...
Tom: Oh yeah...
> Estimated Debt Size:
All: uhh....
>
> (All information is kept securely and never
> provided to any third party sources)
Joel: Unless they pay us a great deal of money.
>
> This request is totally risk free.
> No obligation or costs are incurred.
Crow: except we get your 1st born child.
Tom: and your soul.
>
> To unsubscribe please hit reply and send a message with
> remove in the subject.
Crow: we will then know that your email address IS valid, and sell it
to other people so they can spam you!
>
Joel: That's it, lets get out of here!
(Joel grabs Tom, and he and Crow exit.)
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Thus concludes my 1st MiSTing. I figure, start small, and work you
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