[MiSTing] a short little MiSTing of some Spam e-mail I got.
Misgiwir
here. I'm putting up here a short little MiSTing I did a while ago. It's short
and simple.=) Enjoy!
>TRY IT FOR FREE-- Thin & Slim Naturally
Mike: But if you were Thin and Slim naturally then you wouldn’t need this
product.
>The makers of Thin & Slim Naturally are so confident that it will work for
you that they will give you a FREE 30 day supply just for visiting their
website:
Tom: Uh...How does that show confidence?
>For More Infomation Click Here.
Mike: Make me.
>Thin & Slim Naturally suppresses appetite,
Crow: Yeah, you know how *that* needs to be suppressed.
>boost energy levels, and burns off unwanted white fat cells.
Tom: Is that supposed to be symbolic of Black Dominance?
>Thin & Slim Naturally is the best product available for safe,
Crow: We are almost positive your limbs won’t fall off if you use this
product.
>simple and effective natural weight loss.
Mike: Yeah, using products that control your weight is very natural.
>But don't take our word for it,
Tom: Don’t worry, we don’t.
>try it yourself for a full month... FREE!!
This product is regularly $19.99 + $5.99 S&H fees. For a limited time only,
Crow: Which means that by the time you read this the great deal is over.
>the product charge of $19.99 will be waived simply for visiting the
website. You cover only the S&H fee. But hurry, this special internet
promotional offer is available for a short time only. Limit 1 free item per
customer.
Mike:(mother) Billy, you can only steal ONE thing.
>Go to:
Tom: HELL!!!
>For More Infomation Click Here.
Crow: Hey, last time we didn’t click it, and we still got more information.
>for other fantastic deals on health & wellness products such as top quality
nutritional supplements,
Tom: Contact the Fantastic Four.
>herbal teas, books,
Mike: books about herbal teas... etc...
> etc. Great products at rock bottom prices.
Don't forget to tell a friend!
Crow: What if we don’t have friends?
[the end]
-Mizgiwir
Cati
Misgiwir <misg...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20000822092644...@ng-fq1.aol.com...
> Hello, fellow MiSTers. I'm new to this group and this is my first time
posting
> here. I'm putting up here a short little MiSTing I did a while ago. It's
short
> and simple.=) Enjoy!
>
>
<snip nice MSTing>
> -Mizgiwir
::pops out of the woodwork, delurking.:: Don't I know you?
Alt.games.creatures? alt.games.the-sims maybe?
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Cati
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Misgiwir
going to Alt.games.Creatures though...But yes, I'm the Miz you're thinking of.
=)