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WHY wasn't Sgt. Snorkel ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT on Beetle Bailey?

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Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Nov 10, 2009, 3:52:07 AM11/10/09
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Well? How was Sgt. Snorkel able to get away with assaulting and several
times nearly KILLING Beetle Bailey? What the fuck is wrong with that army,
who does he know for connections to get away with assaulting a soldier?


Anim8rFSK

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Nov 10, 2009, 11:39:42 AM11/10/09
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In article <a0bcd$4af929b5$a666683c$15...@ALLTEL.NET>,

Beetle had it coming. No court in the land would have convicted anybody
for pounding on Beetle; if anything, they'd have sentenced Beetle to
death.

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David E. Powell

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Nov 10, 2009, 3:00:52 PM11/10/09
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On Nov 10, 11:39 am, Anim8rFSK <ANIM8R...@cox.net> wrote:
> In article <a0bcd$4af929b5$a666683c$15...@ALLTEL.NET>,
>  "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noem...@here.invalidd> wrote:
>
> > Well? How was Sgt. Snorkel able to get away with assaulting and several
> > times nearly KILLING Beetle Bailey? What the fuck is wrong with that army,
> > who does he know for connections to get away with assaulting a soldier?
>
> Beetle had it coming.  No court in the land would have convicted anybody
> for pounding on Beetle; if anything, they'd have sentenced Beetle to
> death.
>
> --
> Stargate Universe SGU:  It puts the "U" in "SUCKS"!
> It's the show 'Defiling Gravity' would be if DG had more regulars,
> fewer abortions, worse writers, and no budget for lighting.
> Remember, you can't spell "disgust" without SGU!

I think that for many years "Stars and Stripes" didn't carry "Beetle"
though soldiers loved it. That was the reason.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Nov 10, 2009, 8:36:05 PM11/10/09
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"Anim8rFSK" <ANIM...@cox.net> wrote in message
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> In article <a0bcd$4af929b5$a666683c$15...@ALLTEL.NET>,
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noe...@here.invalidd> wrote:
>
>> Well? How was Sgt. Snorkel able to get away with assaulting and several
>> times nearly KILLING Beetle Bailey? What the fuck is wrong with that
>> army,
>> who does he know for connections to get away with assaulting a soldier?
>
> Beetle had it coming. No court in the land would have convicted anybody
> for pounding on Beetle; if anything, they'd have sentenced Beetle to
> death.
>


Snorkel nearly *did* on several occassions. It's like Lucy and the football;
Charlie Brown should just stop short of the football and kick Lucy in her
fucking head. Beetle should have gotten the MPs and sent Snorkel to a life
sentence in a federal penetentiary.


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