Claudia Jordan and Phil W. Rossi (A Screenplay)

[Nader Isghonnawin]

Phil: I'm so glad you decided to stay for after the show, I think
everyone is gone now.

Claudia: I guess so.... Why are we here?

Phil: Yes... we're all alone.... and now I'm about to grab me some
SWEEEET CAN!

Claudia: NO, MR. ROSSI! THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT!

Phil: Yes.... that's a nice ass that's going to be harassed!

Claudia: NO, MR. ROSSI! THAT'S MY VAGINA YOU'RE TOUCHING!!!! HELP ME
BOB!!!!!!

Phil: NO ONE IS HERE! YOU'RE ASS IS MINE MINE MINE!!!!! OHH YES NOW
BEND OVER BABY!

Claudia: PLEASE!!! REMOVE YOUR PENIS FROM MY VAGINA!!! YOU'RE HURTING
ME!!! IT'S TOO TIGHT!

Phil: YES! THAT'S HOW I LIKE 'EM!!! YOUNG, WET, TIGHT, AND BLACK! NOW
SHUT UP AND TAKE IT LIKE THE NlGGER YOU ARE!

Claudia: You're making me pregnant..... NO!!!! NOT MY ANUS!!!

Phil: Ahhhhh yes! You're almost as good as Kathleen! I wish I wouldn't
have fired her! She enjoyed every single bit of it! Ohhhhh that was
the sweetest ass I ever tapped....

Claudia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP!!!!

Phil: AHHH YES CUM CUM CUM!!!! AHHHHHHH I FEEL BETTER! Well, I'll see
you tomorrow Claudia! Same time, same place.... same kinda sex!!!!

Claudia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO