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Darth Chaos

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Jun 28, 2009, 1:29:54 PM6/28/09
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What game shows will Billy Mays' corpse host?

?????????????????????????????????????

Andy P. Jung

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Jun 28, 2009, 4:54:33 PM6/28/09
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"Darth Chaos" <darthcha...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> What game shows will Billy Mays' corpse host?
>
> ?????????????????????????????????????

There seem to be too many celebrity corpses in the past 2 weeks for the ol
lobster to digest.

PeteSweatL0bstr

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Jun 30, 2009, 1:26:50 AM6/30/09
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On Jun 28, 1:29�pm, Darth Chaos <darthchaosofr...@gmail.com> wrote:
> What game shows will Billy Mays' corpse host?
>
> ?????????????????????????????????????

I'm still trying to find that one out! But the Corpse of Vince
McMahon's uncle, Ed McMahon, is hosting "Name that Wrestler" for WWE
and Fremantle!

Darth Chaos

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Jul 1, 2009, 1:28:50 PM7/1/09
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Billy Mays and Playboy Buddy Rose can now team up for the "Blow Away"
infomercial.

PeteSweatL0bstr

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Jul 2, 2009, 12:41:45 AM7/2/09
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LMAO! I hear Bill Cullen's Corpse bought the Shamwow from Billy a few
months before his corpse was born.

Darth Chaos

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Jul 8, 2009, 2:58:28 PM7/8/09
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"Hi it's Bill Cullen with the Slap Nuts. You're gonna be in a great
mood all day because you'll be slapping your nuts away. You're gonna
love my nuts!"

Darth Chaos

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Jul 8, 2009, 3:04:00 PM7/8/09
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"Hi! Billy mays here for the Blow Away Diet! Unlike those hard-to-
follow diet plans, Blow Away is so easy it's the only way! Just pour
the Blow Away powder on you, stand in front of an industrial-strength
fan, and just blow the pounds away! And the best thing is you can eat
what you want, when you want, and how much you want! The Blow Away
Diet Powder can be yours for just $19.95! But wait there's more! Call
within the next 30 minutes, and I'll throw in the Blow Away industrial-
strength fan for free! Just pay extra processing and handling! But
wait, I'm still not done! Call within the next 15 minutes, and I'll
DOUBLE your order at no cost! That's two boxes of the Blow Away Diet
Powder and two industrial-strength fans! A whopping $300 value for
just $19.95! Here's how to order!"

m m

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Jul 13, 2009, 8:49:42 PM7/13/09
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Sad part is, some money hungry company might try to sell that in real
life

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