Best lines of all time
Margaret Sallee
: Hands down best ever:
: Monica: Great news!!
: Chandler: What, the third dentist caved and now they're all recommending
: trident?
Okay, nitpick mode on:
Its actually the fifth dentist :) (I know, I know..let it go.. But I
can't.. Its my Windows exit message.. I hear it WAY too many times each
day:))
Margaret
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Bababooie2
After talking to Casey, one of Rachel's friends.
Ross: What do you think they'll do?
Chandler: Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight.
Stephen Ch Litterst
>Rachel: Guys! Guess what? Guess What? Guess What? Guess What?
>Chandler: Okay, the fifth dentist caved, and now they are ALL recomending trident?
>
I dunno.. . I think the best line of *all* time was the episode where
Monica was dating Allen.
Chandler: I'd marry him just for his David Hasslehoff impression alone!"
StevE
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Lisa Nelson
Nope, the best line of all time (IMHO) was when Rachel tried one of Phoebe's
wonderful cookies, and asked why she had never brought any over before and Phoebe
said "I don't make them very often, because it's not fair to all the other cookies."
L. Nelson
Kevin Fox
I won't say it's my absolute favorite, but I *really, really* liked
Chandler and Phoebe's exchange in TOATSB:
Chandler: Hey! Stick a fork in me. I am done!
Phoebe: Stick a fork what?
Chandler:You know, like how you tell if steak is done?
Phoebe: Ok, well, I don't eat meat.
Chandler: So how do you tell if vegetables are done?
Phoebe: You eat them, and you just know.
Chandler: Allright then, EAT me, I'm done!
I loved it because I didn't think they'd take so long to get a laugh, but
it worked brilliantly.
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Ian Cochrane
tastes like!!"
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Matthew Brotman
Chandler: "Great. I'm gonna die alone!"
Rachel: [pause] "OK, you win."
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Kelly Flores
writes:
>When Phoebe tries the Monica's "mockolate" cookies and yells, "Oh, oh, this
> must be what evil tastes like!!"
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Must be because I'm a technology slave (computer, TV, VCR, mircowave) my
favorite is from The List:
Ross: "Can't we just use pen and paper."
Chandler: "No, Amish boy!"
"Oh, you are so the smitten kitten."
--- Phoebe, "Friends"
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: When Phoebe tries the Monica's "mockolate" cookies and yells, "Oh, oh, this must be what evil
: tastes like!!"
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: Ian Cochrane
: Coch...@world.std.com
Nah...When J.A. says to D.S. in the museum last week when they were
"getting involved" and she rolled over onto a juice container and said:
J.A.: Oh honey thats all right!
D.S.: Rachel its just the juice carton,
J.A.: Oh! Thank God!
Beverly Outram
that it had the potential of being "offensive" to some groups but the way
they handled it and the characters responses make it "sweet". They are
able to accomplish this "fine line thing" in Sienfeld shows. Do you watch
Sienfeld? They had a number of shows about masturbation and having sex
that were handled so matter of factly and with an open-oh-we-are-all
adults kind of thing that nobody in the "office" the next day commented on
its being in bad taste or any of that.
I loved it last night when Monica was in the bathroom and her parents were
making out and she came out of the bathroom "comotoast". Kids no matter
what age can't seem to handle the fact that their parents think about and
have sex. I have a 20-year old who holds her ears if I start to talk
about it. It is funny as hell because she can tell me lots and lots of
stuff about her weird life but when I start to tell her some of my
fantasies she says, "I don't want to hear this" and holds her ears and
starts humming lound.
That could be a neat skit for one of the Thursday night line ups?
Chow!
STEVEN D. WOLD
"guyspeak" that some girl is checking him out. Phoebe walks away and
says something like "I guess I'm ready for my penis now." It was a
classic phoebe-ism.
James Gerald Marten
"Eat me - I'm done"
Classic!
Jim
BabsnCali
scoping you out." Don't quote me on that...but it was something like it.
It might get someone off to a good start.
KATHY WILLS
That was "classic" Phoebe. When she walked away, she said "I think I'm ready
for my penis" - it was hysterical.>