Okay, nitpick mode on:
Its actually the fifth dentist :) (I know, I know..let it go.. But I
can't.. Its my Windows exit message.. I hear it WAY too many times each
day:))
Margaret
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meg...@uclink4.berkeley.edu
"Tulsa? Is that in Oklahoma? What? Don't look at me.
I failed geometry" -the ever wise Vicki
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I dunno.. . I think the best line of *all* time was the episode where
Monica was dating Allen.
Chandler: I'd marry him just for his David Hasslehoff impression alone!"
StevE
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Technical Assistant, Professional Theatre Training Program. U of Del.
"The solution to this is simple... don't hire stupid people." -J. Moskowitz
"I used to be clueless but I turned that situation around 360 degrees." -Ratbert
Nope, the best line of all time (IMHO) was when Rachel tried one of Phoebe's
wonderful cookies, and asked why she had never brought any over before and Phoebe
said "I don't make them very often, because it's not fair to all the other cookies."
L. Nelson
Chandler: Hey! Stick a fork in me. I am done!
Phoebe: Stick a fork what?
Chandler:You know, like how you tell if steak is done?
Phoebe: Ok, well, I don't eat meat.
Chandler: So how do you tell if vegetables are done?
Phoebe: You eat them, and you just know.
Chandler: Allright then, EAT me, I'm done!
I loved it because I didn't think they'd take so long to get a laugh, but
it worked brilliantly.
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Chandler: "Great. I'm gonna die alone!"
Rachel: [pause] "OK, you win."
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Matt
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"Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it"
- Sex Pistols
Must be because I'm a technology slave (computer, TV, VCR, mircowave) my
favorite is from The List:
Ross: "Can't we just use pen and paper."
Chandler: "No, Amish boy!"
"Oh, you are so the smitten kitten."
--- Phoebe, "Friends"
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THOUGHT: "Life is like a sewer, what you get out of
it depends on what you put into it." --- Tom Lehrer
DISCALIMER: "It's a damn poor mind that can only
Nah...When J.A. says to D.S. in the museum last week when they were
"getting involved" and she rolled over onto a juice container and said:
J.A.: Oh honey thats all right!
D.S.: Rachel its just the juice carton,
J.A.: Oh! Thank God!
I loved it last night when Monica was in the bathroom and her parents were
making out and she came out of the bathroom "comotoast". Kids no matter
what age can't seem to handle the fact that their parents think about and
have sex. I have a 20-year old who holds her ears if I start to talk
about it. It is funny as hell because she can tell me lots and lots of
stuff about her weird life but when I start to tell her some of my
fantasies she says, "I don't want to hear this" and holds her ears and
starts humming lound.
That could be a neat skit for one of the Thursday night line ups?
Chow!
"Eat me - I'm done"
Classic!
Jim