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pro.inbox56

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Nov 28, 2009, 2:17:56 PM11/28/09
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LOL I came across this item on yahoo headlines about a murder in
Sweden, and instantly I thought of Frasier's screwball theory that the
murder of a prostitute, Helen, a case that had been confounding Martin
for decades, had been committed by the chimp of an animal trainer. Is
it possible Frasier has gone to work for the Stockholm police? See
below:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091128/ap_on_re_eu/eu_sweden_killer_moose

Police: murderous moose a suspect in Swedish death

STOCKHOLM – Swedish police say they've cleared a man who was arrested
for allegedly murdering his wife after deciding the culprit was most
likely a moose.

Police spokesman Ulf Karlsson says "the improbable has become
probable" in the puzzling death last year of 63-year old Agneta
Westlund. She was found dead after an evening stroll in the forest.

According to news reports, the victim's husband, Ingemar Westlund, was
jailed for 10 days. The case against him was dropped in January.

Karlsson declined to give details of the case Saturday, saying a news
conference would be held Tuesday.

The tabloid Expressen says hairs and saliva from a moose — aka a
European elk — were found on the victim's clothes. Police would not
immediately confirm that. ###

I wonder, have they checked for any eyewitnesses (Chauncy and Edgar,
perhaps?) reporting the spotting of the moose traveling in the company
of a flying squirrel? Or a chimp wearing a moose costume? Where's
Martin when you need him? ;)

manitou

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Nov 28, 2009, 6:05:04 PM11/28/09
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Truth may be stranger than fiction !!

Charles

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