Semi-Homemade potluck
Jeremiah Love
1) My boobs are far too pert
2) My back-story is insufficiently tragic
3) My annunciation, while not great, has not yet descended to the level
where I’ll make something out of “strawburries” and “shremp bisk” and
then declare that it’s “theck an’ retch an’ sodalishus.”
4) I just can’t make a good tablescape:
I mean, look at that. I threw as much crap at it as I could stand. I
made a pedestal out of an overturned salad bowl, flung fake rose petals
on it, and covered it with all the Sandra related stuff I could scrounge
up. And yet, there’s still room for the food.
I am a failure.
A few things to point out—while you can’t see her, Sandra Lee Barbie
from last year is perched inside the memoir, but wearing a new red and
white outfit to match this year’s theme. The heart shaped votive holders
were 2 for $1 in the discount section of Target, where I also got the
red plastic table cloth. The sheer is made from regular old mosquito
netting curtain that I had lying around the house. I didn’t even finish
the edges—if you could see the bottom of it, you’d notice the pocket for
the curtain rod.
If you haven’t guessed already, we had another ,
roughly a year after the first such endeavor. This year was worse in
some ways and better in others.
http://jordanbaker.blogspot.com/2008/02/aint-no-party-like-sandra-party-cause.html
Mare
BWAAAA!HA!HA!HA!HAAAAAA!!!! Classic and hysterical! I'm **so** glad
I wasn't drinking/eating anything when I read this!
Thank you!
Mare