Ok, so let's say you're a professor. Let's say you're bright and let's
say you're right. WHY the hell are you talking to him if he's
apparently not important enough to hit a nerve with you and he's
apparently a big, nasty heavy handed, evil troll? Maybe he's right.
Maybe you have a thing for guys whom you view as negative and bad for
you. Maybe Ice is your bad boy dream come true and you're playing hard
to get by acting all sassy with a chip on your shoulder towards him?

Either way, it sounds like your fingernail polish is chipping off and
your Payless Shoe Source heels are wearing down and you're just having
a bad day, but you've still got enough energy left to play mindgames
with your favorite little "troll" guy. Mmm hmm... Yup. You ain't
nothing but a tease who's going to play the "he's mean to me and he's
rotten the NG" card because you're hoping for an (LOL...you'll be
waiting forever...) apology from Ice because if it were to happen, it
would be the ONLY attention you've had from a man all year.

He's *soooo* bad and you're so brave and are going to carry the weight
of the NG on your shoulders and be the one to tell him. Let's pin a
medal on you. You're so strong. Why can't we ALL be like you? Because
it's hard to play the role of a femiNAST while all the while being the
NG's (and probably the world's) biggest victim simultaneously, that's
why.

Ohhhhhh....the big, bad blonde thirty six year old man who's half your
age from Georgia is trying to RUIN your blessed twenty member strong
newsgroup. Weee weee weee she cried...all the way home. Poor, poor
you, Sue. He such a big, warty, hairy *TROLL*. He belongs at
Alcatrollz with all of the other big, bad nasty twwwolls, duzzn't he?
Call the Extrollminator, Papa! It's gonna' be a big job catching this
one!

(Shiver...Oooo...Such a scary troll. I see six toes on his left foot
and extra hair on his right pinky. His eyes are always dialated after
6 pm, too....Oooo....)