What Christmas Gift?
Wind River
what would the DS characters give to us? Here is a start...
- To everyone, a DS marathon
- Graeme, a whole album of previously unreleased mini-skirt faint photos
- Knockknee and Lily, autographed photos (they get to attend the photo
session) from Quentin
- Jeanannd, the use of the foyer clock for a month
- MaeAngel, the jukebox at the Blue Whale (but you must share it with
your musical daugther)
- Vampire, Barnabas will let you take your pick of one item from the old
house
- Sidney, one of the vintage costumes and the mausoleum to hold DS fan
club parties
- Deb, Evan Handley's book collection
- Florian, the use of the Collins' library whenever she desires
- Tony Lew, use of Liz's desk to help with all those episode summaries
- baldwidow, Mathew Morgan or Ben or whomever she would like to help put
those lights on the roof
- Tim, I talking Carl Collins into working on a book of DS Punz for you
Okay, I'm still working on some of the other gifts, but I need
suggestions. What should be given to some of the other NG members...
Charles Delaware Troll, Guy, Ghost of Sarah Collins, pansyfaye, Thomas
Shaw, SirPJ, Jenny, GhostWriter, Nat and Al, Henry, Va., Scarlett (
well, I know what she wants, but lets get the input of others), Meg A.,
Nyssa & Cugan? I know I must be missing someone, whom? (((Diva))) what's
on your list?
Sturt39
I am still fairly new here so I wouldn't expect to be on your list...but you
are missing a number of other regulars such as Villarpeters, KenLondon, and
Karen(racebo) to name a few...I am sure there are several others....
MaeAngel
> your musical daugther)
What a great present!!! I have always wanted one! AND, its hardly got any
songs in it so I can put my collection of 45's in it. Then those people at
the Blue Whale will have something to dance to. Beach Boys here I
come................
"Wind River" <wind...@voyager.net> wrote in message
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> Okay, we have list of gifts we would give to the DS characters. Now,
> what would the DS characters give to us? Here is a start...
>
> - To everyone, a DS marathon
> - Graeme, a whole album of previously unreleased mini-skirt faint photos
>
> - Knockknee and Lily, autographed photos (they get to attend the photo
> session) from Quentin
> - Jeanannd, the use of the foyer clock for a month
Deborah Buckner
To Scarlett, Pansy Faye's feathered boa for use with a special skating
costume.
Deb, who is very pleased to be receiving Evan's book collection. : )
"Wind River" <wind...@voyager.net> wrote in message
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Wind River
D. MacDonald, Gone Fishin' Bob, no1midge, Jedpeck, Dirt Nap Joe, Skyking,
PostCool1, and Sue Blankenship also. I need help! I can't get all the presents
alone - it's getting close to Christmas! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sturt39 wrote:
> >I know I must be missing someone, whom? (((Diva)))
>
> I am still fairly new here so I wouldn't expect to be on your list...
No, I remembered you, but I had already sent the post. (And, no, I don't tell
that to everyone.) What is your Christmas wish from the DS gang? How about a
beautiful music box? Barnabas has crates of them for all his chosen ones.
The Vampire
what would the DS characters give to us? Here is a start...>>
A unique hickey by one of the DS resident vamps (take your pick).
--
The Vampire
"Needles & Sins, Sins & Needles
he's gasping for air
in the wishing well..."
The Killing Jar
-Siouxsie and the Banshees
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Sturt39
>I need help! I can't get all the presents
>alone - it's getting close to Christmas! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL I know the feeling..double AAAAAAH
>What is your Christmas wish from the DS gang? How about a
>beautiful music box? Barnabas has crates of them for all
That would be lovely or since I am a nurse, maybe Julia's
stethoscope...although I may have to fight Jonafan for it...
How about you..since you are an artist..a portrait from
Collinwood?(Josette..perhaps) or Sam's paintbox
Wind River
Sturt39 wrote:
My not so secret desire would be the Barnabas portrait in Collinwood. I
might have to get on a time share situation with some of the others,
though. :-)
BTW, when I went to the Frid show in Indiana, my son and I bought some
tickets for the charity raffle. We won a Frid autographed photo of
Barnabas standing in front of that portrait. I still can't believe it!
-Wind River, still feeling fortunate
Wind River
The Vampire wrote:
> <Now,
> what would the DS characters give to us? Here is a start...>>
>
> A unique hickey by one of the DS resident vamps (take your pick).
The DS residents are being generous this year. How about one from each?
Wind River
Knockknee wrote:
> In article <3c0e8995$0$37109$272e...@news.execpc.com>, Wind says...
> >
> >Okay, we have list of gifts we would give to the DS characters. Now,
> >what would the DS characters give to us? Here is a start...
> >
> >- To everyone, a DS marathon
> >- Graeme, a whole album of previously unreleased mini-skirt faint photos
> >
> >- Knockknee and Lily, autographed photos (they get to attend the photo
> >session) from Quentin
>
> Oh, gosh. Now will these photographs be in the...um...style, of any
> particular...um...magazine?
The choice is yours! :-))
>
>
> Knockknee
>
> Remove "not so" to email!
Lily B. K.
>From: Wind River wind...@voyager.net
>Date: 12/5/01 6:05 PM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <3c0ea82d$0$37109$272e...@news.execpc.com>
>I knew I'd forget people. I noticed I forgot Lorraine, Oberon, Vince Garcia,
>J.
>D. MacDonald, Gone Fishin' Bob, no1midge, Jedpeck, Dirt Nap Joe, Skyking,
>PostCool1, and Sue Blankenship also. I need help! I can't get all the
>presents
>alone - it's getting close to Christmas! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>
(((((((Windriver)))))))) Relax, just give 'em all Quentin pics! :-D
Lily B. K. (Me, Myself, and I)
"Impropriety is the soul of wit."
Somerset Maugham-- The Moon and Sixpence
Lily B. K.
>Date: 12/5/01 6:32 PM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <9umaq...@drn.newsguy.com>
>
>Oh, gosh. Now will these photographs be in the...um...style, of any
>particular...um...magazine?
>
>Knockknee
>
Hmmm, I had wondered that, but thought it indelicate to enquire about his state
of undress.... :-p
Jim
from Julia: bottles of pills
from Flora: copies of her latest thriller
from Liz: your choice of tickets for the next lecture at the Collinsport
Historical Society, an old trunk, or a suitcase filled with bonds and
jewelry
from Professor Stokes: one complimentary after-dinner length speech
(waiving the usual speaker's fee of one human soul)
from Maggie: bags of coffee and leftover pies
from Mrs. Johnson: a fully cooked Boiled New England dinner
from Pansy Faye: one free lap dance
from David: an escorted tour of the old house (no promise of leaving,
though)
from Desmond Collins: a severed head in a box
from Sam Evans: a copy of the CD he produced of drinking songs
"Wind River" <wind...@voyager.net> wrote in message
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Thomas Shaw
hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thank you SANTA!
Wind River
Jim wrote:
> The DS characters also wish to give away some gifts to the newsgroup:
>
> from Julia: bottles of pills
> from Flora: copies of her latest thriller
> from Liz: your choice of tickets for the next lecture at the Collinsport
> Historical Society, an old trunk, or a suitcase filled with bonds and
> jewelry
> from Professor Stokes: one complimentary after-dinner length speech
> (waiving the usual speaker's fee of one human soul)
> from Maggie: bags of coffee and leftover pies
> from Mrs. Johnson: a fully cooked Boiled New England dinner
> from Pansy Faye: one free lap dance
> from David: an escorted tour of the old house (no promise of leaving,
> though)
> from Desmond Collins: a severed head in a box
What a gruesome gift! I love it!
Wind River
"Lily B. K." wrote:
> >Subject: Re: What Christmas Gift?
> >From: Wind River wind...@voyager.net
> >Date: 12/5/01 6:05 PM Eastern Standard Time
> >Message-id: <3c0ea82d$0$37109$272e...@news.execpc.com>
>
> >I knew I'd forget people. I noticed I forgot Lorraine, Oberon, Vince Garcia,
> >J.
> >D. MacDonald, Gone Fishin' Bob, no1midge, Jedpeck, Dirt Nap Joe, Skyking,
> >PostCool1, and Sue Blankenship also. I need help! I can't get all the
> >presents
> >alone - it's getting close to Christmas! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
> >
> (((((((Windriver)))))))) Relax, just give 'em all Quentin pics! :-D
Oh Lily, you are a life saver! Each person can choose the pic of their choice:
Quentin, Barnabas, Chris, Maggie, Carolyn, Vicky, or any of the various ghosts or
props.
Wind River
Thomas Shaw wrote:
> Just one kiss from Angelique and my fingers through her
> hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thank you SANTA!
That could be a risky gift. She might sneak some personal possession from you
to use later on her doll collection. But, if you want to take the risk, you
only have to sign a paper saying you won't hold Santa responsible for any
mishaps. Enjoy! :)
Wind River
Sturt39 wrote:
> Wind writes:
>
> >I need help! I can't get all the presents
> >alone - it's getting close to Christmas! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>
> LOL I know the feeling..double AAAAAAH
>
> >What is your Christmas wish from the DS gang? How about a
> >beautiful music box? Barnabas has crates of them for all
>
> That would be lovely or since I am a nurse, maybe Julia's
> stethoscope...although I may have to fight Jonafan for it...
Plenty of stethoscopes to go around. A back room in Wyndcliffe has
gazillions of them. Would you like a nice hypnotic medallion, also?
Sturt39
>BTW, when I went to the Frid show in Indiana, my son and I bought some
>tickets for the charity raffle. We won a Frid autographed photo of
>Barnabas standing in front of that portrait. I still can't believe it!
That is awesome...I bet the show was great...I have only recently rediscovered
DS, so all these years I had no idea that Mr. Frid put on shows or that there
were even DS conventions...I was slow to use the internet, and now that I
started to get on the web...I can't stop...I have to make up for lost time
Sturt39
>gazillions of them. Would you like a nice hypnotic medallion, also?
OOOh yes..... good idea...forgot about that..maybe I can
use it to hypnotize my kids into cleaning their rooms... ;-)
Sturt39
>The DS characters also wish to give away some gifts to the newsgroup:
>
>from Julia: bottles of pills
>from Flora: copies of her latest thriller
>from Liz: your choice of tickets for the next lecture at the Collinsport
>Historical Society, an old trunk, or a suitcase filled with bonds and
>jewelry
>from Professor Stokes: one complimentary after-dinner length speech
>(waiving the usual speaker's fee of one human soul)
>from Maggie: bags of coffee and leftover pies
>from Mrs. Johnson: a fully cooked Boiled New England dinner
>from Pansy Faye: one free lap dance
>from David: an escorted tour of the old house (no promise of leaving,
>though)
>from Desmond Collins: a severed head in a box
>from Sam Evans: a copy of the CD he produced of drinking songs
>
Which one of those would you like?
DivaM...@webtv.net
1. Richard Dawson.
2. Tim Curry.
3. A Hermes scarf for post-rendezvous with Barnabas.
4. (last but far from least) My brother's elbows with big red bow tied
around them!
If y'all don't see me for a while after Christmas, don't worry, I'm just
busy playing with my presents <g>
--
DivaMagenta @}{~~>~~~>~~~>~~~~~
"I asked my mother about (people of different colors). I said, 'Is there
something wrong?' She said, 'God... God makes people. You understand
that, don't you?' And I said, 'Yeah.' She said, 'Who makes a rainbow?'
I said, 'God.' She said, 'I never presumed to tell anyone who could make
a rainbow what color to make children...' " --- Richard Dawson
vince garcia
I'll take the Collins Family Bible (and Sarah's flute!) :)
v
Deborah Buckner
> Would you like a nice hypnotic medallion, also?
A very timely gift, since it's also suitable for hanging on the Christmas
tree.
Deb
Deborah Buckner
"Jim" <ji...@infinet.com> wrote in message
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> from Professor Stokes: one complimentary after-dinner length speech
And, if you're really good, a plate of cheese comes with this one.
Deb
Lily B. K.
>Message-id: <3c0eca8f$0$37102$272e...@news.execpc.com>
>Oh Lily, you are a life saver! Each person can choose the pic of their
>choice:
>Quentin, Barnabas, Chris, Maggie, Carolyn, Vicky, or any of the various
>ghosts or
>props.
<EG> I DO float pretty well....
Scarlett
> costume.
Why THANK YOU Deb (I've always loved feather boa's), but I don't gotta skate
to and sing "I Wanna Dance With You"... do I?
*shudder*
What a horrifying thought! LOL!
~Scarlett
(happily taking the Quentin picture of her choice)
jeanannd
T Y colors will make you feel SO MUCH BETTER.....no what were you saying
about Barnabas again? Forgot, oh that's all right, probably nothing to
worry about...here, have some of Roger's special sherry, it always eases the
minds of the Collins clan. ;)
-------
Dancing ribbons pushed by time,
Float through an old kitten's dreams,
She chases them into eternity,
And catches them,
As they change into angels' wings.
-- Daryl Douglas Foyer
jeanannd
"Wind River" <wind...@voyager.net> wrote in message
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>
>
jeanannd
----
Dancing ribbons pushed by time,
Float through an old kitten's dreams,
She chases them into eternity,
And catches them,
As they change into angels' wings.
-- Daryl Douglas Foyer
jeanannd
"vince garcia" <vgga...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
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Nyssa & Cugan
>
> To our resident troll,
Which one?
Nyssa & Cugan
>
> Okay, I'm still working on some of the other gifts, but I need
> suggestions. What should be given to some of the other NG members...
> Charles Delaware Troll, Guy, Ghost of Sarah Collins, pansyfaye, Thomas
> Shaw, SirPJ, Jenny, GhostWriter, Nat and Al, Henry, Va., Scarlett (
> well, I know what she wants, but lets get the input of others), Meg A.,
> on your list?
Hmmm, let's see....Your pick of the grandfather clock, the Collinwood
family history, the portrait of Josette, or a vampire of my very own.
Nyssa
Dumorte
>
>
>1. Richard Dawson.
>2. Tim Curry.
>3. A Hermes scarf for post-rendezvous with Barnabas.
>4. (last but far from least) My brother's elbows with big red bow tied
>around them!
>
>If y'all don't see me for a while after Christmas, don't worry, I'm just
>busy playing with my presents <g>
I can definately promise #4 under your tree!
Sidney
Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad
and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are
called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. -Margaret
Chittenden, writer
Dumorte
>club parties
I don't think I have hever received a more appropriate Christmas gift! Many
thanks!
Racebc
swoon, and some of Julia's sedatives so I don't get too overwhelmed by his
manliness.
Karen
Sturt39
Lillian
Dirt Nap
I'm easy to shop for:
SoaS (Skull on a Stick) lollipops !!
My friend at the Post Office actually had them in a little basket on the counter.
I kept one in my truck until we got one o' them weird, warm November days here in
the Northeast !
The it was renamed to "the blob" until I got hungry...
Joe
Wind River wrote:
> I knew I'd forget people. I noticed I forgot Lorraine, Oberon, Vince Garcia, J.
> D. MacDonald, Gone Fishin' Bob, no1midge, Jedpeck, Dirt Nap Joe, Skyking,
> PostCool1, and Sue Blankenship also. I need help! I can't get all the presents
> alone - it's getting close to Christmas! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>
> Sturt39 wrote:
>
> > >I know I must be missing someone, whom? (((Diva)))
> >
> > I am still fairly new here so I wouldn't expect to be on your list...
>
> No, I remembered you, but I had already sent the post. (And, no, I don't tell
> that to everyone.) What is your Christmas wish from the DS gang? How about a
> beautiful music box? Barnabas has crates of them for all his chosen ones.
--
"Everyone is insane, some of us just get caught"
"Sleep is a waste of time"
Joesp...@mediawelldone.net
(remove spamless from address b-4 replying)
Dirt Nap
The Vampire wrote:
> <Now,
> what would the DS characters give to us? Here is a start...>>
>
> A unique hickey by one of the DS resident vamps (take your pick).
>
"I don't understand" - VW
"I understand" - Chauncy Gardener - "Being There"
(one of my favorites, was filmed down south I believe ? Biltmore estate ?)
>
> --
> The Vampire
>
> "Needles & Sins, Sins & Needles
> he's gasping for air
> in the wishing well..."
> The Killing Jar
> -Siouxsie and the Banshees
> "Wind River" <wind...@voyager.net> wrote in message
> news:3c0e8995$0$37109$272e...@news.execpc.com...
> > Okay, we have list of gifts we would give to the DS characters. Now,
> > what would the DS characters give to us? Here is a start...
> >
> > - To everyone, a DS marathon
> > - Graeme, a whole album of previously unreleased mini-skirt faint photos
> >
> > - Knockknee and Lily, autographed photos (they get to attend the photo
> > session) from Quentin
> > - Jeanannd, the use of the foyer clock for a month
> > - MaeAngel, the jukebox at the Blue Whale (but you must share it with
> > your musical daugther)
> > - Vampire, Barnabas will let you take your pick of one item from the old
> > house
> > - Sidney, one of the vintage costumes and the mausoleum to hold DS fan
> > club parties
> > - Deb, Evan Handley's book collection
> > - Florian, the use of the Collins' library whenever she desires
> > - Tony Lew, use of Liz's desk to help with all those episode summaries
> > - baldwidow, Mathew Morgan or Ben or whomever she would like to help put
> > those lights on the roof
> > - Tim, I talking Carl Collins into working on a book of DS Punz for you
> >
> > Okay, I'm still working on some of the other gifts, but I need
> > suggestions. What should be given to some of the other NG members...
> > Charles Delaware Troll, Guy, Ghost of Sarah Collins, pansyfaye, Thomas
> > Shaw, SirPJ, Jenny, GhostWriter, Nat and Al, Henry, Va., Scarlett (
> > well, I know what she wants, but lets get the input of others), Meg A.,
> > Nyssa & Cugan? I know I must be missing someone, whom? (((Diva))) what's
> > on your list?
> >
> >
--
Dirt Nap
I saw a guy on the side of route 20 selling rugs and grandfather clocks
today.
I'll see if he has the Collins foyer one for you...
Joe
Sturt39 wrote:
> Jean!!! I was wondering where you were..the clock in the foyer is YOURS
> Lillian
--
Deborah Buckner
"Scarlett" <quentin...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
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> > To Scarlett, Pansy Faye's feathered boa for use with a special skating
> > costume.
>
> Why THANK YOU Deb (I've always loved feather boa's), but I don't gotta
skate
> to and sing "I Wanna Dance With You"... do I?
>
> *shudder*
> What a horrifying thought! LOL!
But, what if we let you skate and sing with Quentin?
Deb
Sturt39
>Wait ! Wait !!
>
>I saw a guy on the side of route 20 selling rugs and grandfather clocks
>today.
>
>I'll see if he has the Collins foyer one for you...
Great idea...maybe he can give you a discount if you buy in bulk...now all we
have to do is figure out a way to deliver them...
Lillian
Dirt Nap
Sturt39 wrote:
He had a truck full of 'em. Maybe he delivers ? :)
He was disguised in a trenchcoat and baseball cap. Roger Collins selling off the
family treasures perhaps ?
PostCool1
I'd like Josette's emerald earrings...
always had a fascination with those!
:-)
"If peace were mine to give, I would not have to... be honest." Barnabas
Wind River
Sturt39 wrote:
I never totally lost interest in DS from my childhood days, but it took a back
seat since I never lived anywhere that had the show on tv. Two years ago, we moved
to an area that had SciFry, and I decided to watch DS to see if it was as good as
I remembered. I was very pleased to discover that the show was still terrific for
me as an adult, and, of course, I got hooked on it all over again.
I was just fortunate to have one of JF's shows come to a town only 2 hours from
where I live! I've also discovered a couple of avid fans living here, and I found
this friendly ng. I'm truly in DS heaven {is there such a thing on DS?). :)
-Wind River, thankful for the DS part of my life
Wind River
> family history, the portrait of Josette, or a vampire of my very own.
I think we'll have to clone the grandfather clock. Jeanannd's had dibbs on it
forever! The family history is no problem since there seem to be lots of
versions lying around - take your pick! And... of course... we have ways of
creating a great variety of vampires. Send my your specifications, and I'll
talk to Barnabas.
Wind River
Dirt Nap wrote:
> Thanks for remembering !
>
> I'm easy to shop for:
>
> SoaS (Skull on a Stick) lollipops !!
>
> My friend at the Post Office actually had them in a little basket on the counter.
> I kept one in my truck until we got one o' them weird, warm November days here in
> the Northeast !
> The it was renamed to "the blob" until I got hungry...
Lol!!! What do blobs taste like?
Dirt Nap
Wind River wrote:
> Dirt Nap wrote:
>
> > Thanks for remembering !
> >
> > I'm easy to shop for:
> >
> > SoaS (Skull on a Stick) lollipops !!
> >
> > My friend at the Post Office actually had them in a little basket on the counter.
> > I kept one in my truck until we got one o' them weird, warm November days here in
> > the Northeast !
> > The it was renamed to "the blob" until I got hungry...
>
> Lol!!! What do blobs taste like?
Excellent ! I highly recommend them.
Then again, I was on the road, very hungry... and he was just staring at me with that
one little socket left...
Wind River
Dirt Nap wrote:
> Wind River wrote:
>
> > Dirt Nap wrote:
> >
> > > Thanks for remembering !
> > >
> > > I'm easy to shop for:
> > >
> > > SoaS (Skull on a Stick) lollipops !!
> > >
> > > My friend at the Post Office actually had them in a little basket on the counter.
> > > I kept one in my truck until we got one o' them weird, warm November days here in
> > > the Northeast !
> > > The it was renamed to "the blob" until I got hungry...
> >
> > Lol!!! What do blobs taste like?
>
> Excellent ! I highly recommend them.
> Then again, I was on the road, very hungry... and he was just staring at me with that
> one little socket left...
Joe, I can't stop laughing, and it's all your fault!
Dirt Nap
Wind River wrote:
> Dirt Nap wrote:
>
> > Wind River wrote:
> >
> > > Dirt Nap wrote:
> > >
> > > > Thanks for remembering !
> > > >
> > > > I'm easy to shop for:
> > > >
> > > > SoaS (Skull on a Stick) lollipops !!
> > > >
> > > > My friend at the Post Office actually had them in a little basket on the counter.
> > > > I kept one in my truck until we got one o' them weird, warm November days here in
> > > > the Northeast !
> > > > The it was renamed to "the blob" until I got hungry...
> > >
> > > Lol!!! What do blobs taste like?
> >
> > Excellent ! I highly recommend them.
> > Then again, I was on the road, very hungry... and he was just staring at me with that
> > one little socket left...
>
> Joe, I can't stop laughing, and it's all your fault!
Imagine how I felt when I cam back to the truck and saw poor ole SoaS looking up at me,
waiting for me to put him out of his misery. I glady obliged.
I went to the Post Office to see if they had any of those SoaS lollipops left, but alas,
eveyone gobbled them up at Halloween !
Joe
MaeAngel
looking up at me,
> waiting for me to put him out of his misery. I glady obliged.
That's the story you're hoping we'll believe. You know darn well he was
giving you the "eye" hoping to scare you off of eating him. If he'd still
only had two eyes left it coulda worked.
"Dirt Nap" <calligan...@mediawelldone.net> wrote in message
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>
>
> Wind River wrote:
>
> > Dirt Nap wrote:
> >
> > > Wind River wrote:
> > >
> > > > Dirt Nap wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Thanks for remembering !
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm easy to shop for:
> > > > >
> > > > > SoaS (Skull on a Stick) lollipops !!
> > > > >
> > > > > My friend at the Post Office actually had them in a little basket
on the counter.
> > > > > I kept one in my truck until we got one o' them weird, warm
November days here in
> > > > > the Northeast !
> > > > > The it was renamed to "the blob" until I got hungry...
> > > >
> > > > Lol!!! What do blobs taste like?
> > >
> > > Excellent ! I highly recommend them.
> > > Then again, I was on the road, very hungry... and he was just staring
at me with that
> > > one little socket left...
> >
> > Joe, I can't stop laughing, and it's all your fault!
>
>
Sturt39
>Imagine how I felt when I cam back to the truck and saw poor ole SoaS looking
>up at me,
>waiting for me to put him out of his misery. I glady obliged.
ROFL....I don't know Joe, all I can think of for poor ole SoaS who is about to
get eaten is him making a sound like Mr. Bill ....OOOOH NOOOO...like when Mr.
Hand used to flatten him....
Sturt39
took a
>back
>seat since I never lived anywhere that had the show on tv. Two years ago, we
>moved
>to an area that had SciFry, and I decided to watch DS to see if it was as
>good as
>I remembered. I was very pleased to discover that the show was still terrific
for
>me as an adult, and, of course, I got hooked on it all over again.
I really like it too, I worked part time nights at a hospital and then days in
Administration, I also had children home with me for the past 10 years, so I
had very little spare time. I started to work out of my house this summer and
both my children are in school, so I finally have time in the morning to relax
and watch a little TV, and DS on the Sci Fi channel..Yea!!!
>I found
>this friendly ng. I'm truly in DS heaven {is there such a thing on DS?). :)
I think we can make an exception.. :-), and I have said this before, it is a
friendly newsgroup..and thank you for being so much fun..this thread is
great!!!
Dirt Nap
MaeAngel wrote:
> > Imagine how I felt when I cam back to the truck and saw poor ole SoaS
> looking up at me,
> > waiting for me to put him out of his misery. I glady obliged.
>
> That's the story you're hoping we'll believe. You know darn well he was
> giving you the "eye" hoping to scare you off of eating him. If he'd still
> only had two eyes left it coulda worked.
:)
He actually held on for a few days, but I was on the road, hungry, and if he had
gotten any funkier looking, he probably would have been filling one of the
infamous Massachusetts potholes instead of helping send my dentists son to
college !
Gonna have to find out the name brand of those ! I do remember them being in a
purple bag...
The Post Office guy still had a bunch of PoaS (Pumpkins on a stick). Yuck.
Only good for batting practice !
Joe
Dirt Nap
Sturt39 wrote:
I had to eat him. It was him, or the carpet on my truck (No, I wouldn't eat the
carpet !)
His poor 'lil SoaS head was starting to slip off it's post and I dreaded the
thought of finding him mushed into the floor of my chevy.
LOL ! Mr Bill ! Mr Hand ! Sluggo !
Did you ever see that funky little cartoon "Bambi meets Godzilla" ?
I guess you can kinda figure it out...
Lily B. K.
>From: Knockknee knoc...@notsohotmail.com
>Date: 12/6/01 10:55 AM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <9uo4e...@drn.newsguy.com>
>
>Get your mind out of the gutter, Lily!
...but there are so many fun people down here! Besides, I prefer to call it the
South Wing"... :-p
Lily B. K. (Me, Myself, and I)
"Impropriety is the soul of wit."
Somerset Maugham-- The Moon and Sixpence
MaeAngel
it the
> South Wing"... :-p
Oh, you naughty girl you!
"Lily B. K." <lyl...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
news:20011206155708...@mb-fn.aol.com...
> >Subject: Re: What Christmas Gift?
> >From: Knockknee knoc...@notsohotmail.com
> >Date: 12/6/01 10:55 AM Eastern Standard Time
> >Message-id: <9uo4e...@drn.newsguy.com>
> >
>
> >Get your mind out of the gutter, Lily!
>
Meg A.
Guess I'll start reading now so I can be done by dinner! :-)
Meg A.
A toast:
Here's to those who wish us well...the ones that don't can go to hell.
Meg A.
Roger's GTO? (fully restored, of course!)
Meg A.
Not really greedy-ly yours,
Nyssa & Cugan
> Did you ever see that funky little cartoon "Bambi meets Godzilla" ?
> I guess you can kinda figure it out...
>
I saw it! I saw it! :)
Nyssa
jeanannd
newsgroups until just yesterday when AT&T managed to transfer all of
Colorado to their own network.
The clock is MINE....Hurrah, Hurray....love that clock.
----
Dancing ribbons pushed by time,
Float through an old kitten's dreams,
She chases them into eternity,
And catches them,
As they change into angels' wings.
-- Daryl Douglas Foyer
jeanannd
"Sturt39" <stu...@aol.comnojunk> wrote in message
news:20011206075444...@mb-mu.aol.com...
Wind River
"Meg A." wrote:
> Oh, my dear, sweet, Windriver, could I please, please, pleeeeeeeaaaasssse have
> Roger's GTO? (fully restored, of course!)
> :-)
Of course. I'm in a giving mood. I'll even throw in a new bleeder valve! :)
(BTY, that old mighty GTO song is going on in my mind, now. I'll have to go back
and reread the G. Harrison post to evict it!)
Wind River
"Meg A." wrote:
> Oh, yeah, and a Sam Evans original landscape!
Ohhh, I want the Laura/David fire painting! (I guess instead of a
landscape, it would be a firescape.)
DivaM...@webtv.net
> with Quentin?
Could be dangerous, attempting a triple salchow while Quentin is making
your heart do Scott Hamilton-style backflips! : )
--
DivaMagenta @}{~~>~~~>~~~>~~~~~
"I asked my mother about (people of different colors). I said, 'Is there
something wrong?' She said, 'God... God makes people. You understand
that, don't you?' And I said, 'Yeah.' She said, 'Who makes a rainbow?'
I said, 'God.' She said, 'I never presumed to tell anyone who could make
a rainbow what color to make children...' " --- Richard Dawson
DivaM...@webtv.net
comb, mirror).
Wind River
DivaM...@webtv.net wrote:
> >But, what if we let you skate and sing
> > with Quentin?
>
> Could be dangerous, attempting a triple salchow while Quentin is making
> your heart do Scott Hamilton-style backflips! : )
If Quentin was a skater, whom would he be? Philippe Candeloro?
Wind River
DivaM...@webtv.net wrote:
> I'd love Josette's music box, or her silver-plated vanity set (brush,
> comb, mirror).
Like I said, Barnabas has crates of those music boxes. Just look how many he
gave away on DS. "Oh, another pretty woman. Let me go down to Braithwaite's
and have him make another music box to give away."
Wind River
> carpet !)
> His poor 'lil SoaS head was starting to slip off it's post and I dreaded the
> thought of finding him mushed into the floor of my chevy.
That's what they all say: "It was me or him." The poor little SoaS. I feel sorry for
him.
Of course, you know what happens next - Night of the Living Skulls. You will be
peaceably visiting the post office... and they will start jumping out of their
purple bags. They will chase you all around the PO. You'll lure them into a PO Box,
but you won't be able to close the door. There are just too many of them. In all the
confusion, you drop your Chevy keys. What can you do? You think and think... aha you
remember. You hold them off until daylight, then you force them into an innocent,
unlocked car. You close the car door, and they melt. Exhausted, you go back into the
PO. You ask the clerk to help you find your keys. Being a kind clerk, he readily
agrees and offers you a lollipop from another purple bag he has just opened...
Unknown
<calligan...@mediawelldone.net> wrote:
>
>
>Sturt39 wrote:
>
>> Joe writes:
>>
>> >Wait ! Wait !!
>> >
>> >I saw a guy on the side of route 20 selling rugs and grandfather clocks
>> >today.
>> >
>> >I'll see if he has the Collins foyer one for you...
>>
>> Great idea...maybe he can give you a discount if you buy in bulk...now all we
>> have to do is figure out a way to deliver them...
>
>He had a truck full of 'em. Maybe he delivers ? :)
>
>He was disguised in a trenchcoat and baseball cap. Roger Collins selling off the
>family treasures perhaps ?
Sounds more like our slippery Jason McGuire, trying to fence some
stolen property. Did he say the goods "fell off the back of a truck"?
Lily B. K.
>Date: 12/6/01 8:50 PM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <3c102061$0$35616$272e...@news.execpc.com>
>
>If Quentin was a skater, whom would he be? Philippe Candeloro?
>
Ooooohhh, I *love* Candeloro! He's not Quentin, mind you, but he's a fabulous
babe, all the same....
Lily B. K.
>Date: 12/6/01 4:10 PM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <w9RP7.33626$WC1.3...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
>Oh, you naughty girl you!
>
<G> That's me, the keeper of the "Naughty" List....
Scarlett
outdoor arena while the snow falls softly around us...
<clears throat>
Uhh... anyway...
--
~Scarlett
http://www.portraits-of-collinwood.com/
http://www.portraits-of-collinwood.com/selby/
"Yesterday, a creature walking the earth without a
heartbeat... today, the same old lovable Quentin
as before..." -Quentin Collins, 1897
"Lily B. K." <lyl...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
news:20011206220010...@mb-ca.aol.com...
jeanannd
lolli pop glows as you take it and you suddenly hear voices. Soft but
incessant voices demanding you go to Eagle Hill and a certain crypt. You
smile a strange smile to the kindly Post Office man. He looks at you and
smiles "you know what to do now don't you"? he says. "Yes, I will not
fail THE MASTER", you say....and off you go to Eagle Hill to find the
crypt......
----
Dancing ribbons pushed by time,
Float through an old kitten's dreams,
wings. -- Daryl Douglas Foyer
jeanannd
"Wind River" <wind...@voyager.net> wrote in message
news:3c102c0a$0$35622$272e...@news.execpc.com...
The Ghost of Sarah Collins
news:3C0EE4...@ix.netcom.com...
>
> I'll take the Collins Family Bible (and Sarah's flute!) :)
>
> v
----
Oh vince, the Family Bible? my Flute!! yikes! I better take them a
run...
The Ghost of Sarah Collins (1784-1795)
Sister to Barnabas...@}{~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"That evil is wicked is well understood,
the wicked are punished so you must be good"
(Sarah to Barnabas)
to send e-mail exorcise "THE GHOST"
The Ghost of Sarah Collins
> Thanks for remembering !
>
> I'm easy to shop for:
>
> SoaS (Skull on a Stick) lollipops !!
>
Do mean to say.. how long does it take to get the brain of a Skull on
a Stick?
Dumorte
> Do mean to say.. how long does it take to get the brain of a Skull on
>a Stick?
>
The world may never know!
Sidney
Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad
and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are
called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. -Margaret
Chittenden, writer
Sturt39
>His poor 'lil SoaS head was starting to slip off it's post and I dreaded the
>thought of finding him mushed into
>the floor of my chevy.
>
This NG has been especially fun these last few days...
I have been laughing to myself about some of the posts here...I was thinking of
your little blob SoaS this morning as I was cleaning out my refrigerator and
finding a few UFOs.(Unidentified Food Objects)..you know like the shriveled
apple, the decrepit lemon..outrageous! next I will be talking to myself, a sure
sign of senility...
vince garcia
Hee :)
Happy Xmas sarah!!!!!!
DivaM...@webtv.net
> be? Philippe Candeloro?
Ooh, good call! With Tara Lipinski as Hallie? Rudy Galindo as Morgan?
Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding as Josette and Angelique? <g>
Wind River
DivaM...@webtv.net wrote:
> >If Quentin was a skater, whom would he
> > be? Philippe Candeloro?
>
> Ooh, good call! With Tara Lipinski as Hallie? Rudy Galindo as Morgan?
> Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding as Josette and Angelique? <g>
Very fitting! Maybe Angelique should've tried a crowbar whack on Josette. :)
Graeme
gave away on DS. "Oh, another pretty woman. Let me go down to Braithwaite's and
have him make another music box to give away."
>>
The only one he never gave "Josette's Music Box" to was Josette herself. He'd
planned to, but never had the chance.
Spike
"Knockknee" <knoc...@notsohotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9umaq...@drn.newsguy.com...
> In article <3c0e8995$0$37109$272e...@news.execpc.com>, Wind says...
> >
> >Okay, we have list of gifts we would give to the DS characters. Now,
> >what would the DS characters give to us? Here is a start...
> >
> >- To everyone, a DS marathon
> >- Graeme, a whole album of previously unreleased mini-skirt faint photos
> >
> >- Knockknee and Lily, autographed photos (they get to attend the photo
> >session) from Quentin
>
> Oh, gosh. Now will these photographs be in the...um...style, of any
> particular...um...magazine?
>
> Knockknee
>
> Remove "not so" to email!
>
Yes, Knockknee, in the style of "Better Homes and Gardens." My goodness, the
naughty thoughts you are having so close to Christmas!!
--
Spike
-------------
"Madness takes its toll
Please have exact change"
The Ghost of Sarah Collins
news:3c0ec0b0$0$37108$272e...@news.execpc.com...
> The DS characters also wish to give away some gifts to the newsgroup:
>
> from Julia: bottles of pills
> from Flora: copies of her latest thriller
> from Liz: your choice of tickets for the next lecture at the Collinsport
> Historical Society, an old trunk, or a suitcase filled with bonds and
> jewelry
> from Professor Stokes: one complimentary after-dinner length speech
> (waiving the usual speaker's fee of one human soul)
> from Maggie: bags of coffee and leftover pies
> from Mrs. Johnson: a fully cooked Boiled New England dinner
> from Pansy Faye: one free lap dance
> from David: an escorted tour of the old house (no promise of leaving,
> though)
> from Desmond Collins: a severed head in a box
> from Sam Evans: a copy of the CD he produced of drinking songs
----
From Roger, an autographed copy of his drinking book "Sherry, its more than
a liquid...its a drink"
From Elizabeth, lessons in flower arranging.
From Barnabas, one free blood letting.
From Willie, the repair and cleaning of one drawing room.
From Julia, a fine piece of jewelry for searching out centers of light.
From Carolyn, a collection of songs from the Blue Whale Jukebox on 45's!
From David, a picture drawn of anyone you like.
From Vickie, an assortment of hair ribbons and combs for bouncin and
hehavin hair.
From Sarah, assistance where needed with appropriate riddle for escape.
From Morgan, a coupon for make up from any K mart specialty boutique.
From Joe Haskel, a date to the movies.
From Sam Evans, one drink on his tab at the Blue Whale.(Blue Whale brand
Beer only)
From Maggie, a free Ice Cream Sunday on the house!
From Mrs. Johnson, a copy of her very own hidden book of fast food recipes.
From Sheriff Patterson, a ride in his patrol car with the siren on
Weeeeee!
From Burke Devlin, a muskie fishing trip.
VILLARPETERS
Ahhhhh....NOW I get it! Tonya should have practiced with her voodoo dolls a
bit longer then she wouldn't have had to send the husband after Nancy. LOL.
That's a "parallel pairing" I would NEVER have thought of.
CP
Dumorte
>finding a few UFOs.(Unidentified Food Objects)..you know like the shriveled
>apple, the decrepit lemon..outrageous! next I will be talking to myself, a
>sure
>sign of senility...
>
conversation you will get!
Sturt39
>Never be afraid of talking to yourself...sometimes it is the only intelligent
>conversation you will get!
I may have to ask Lily B. K. if I can borrow her signature once in awhile..Just
Me, Myself, and I...
VILLARPETERS
>>sure
>>sign of senility...
I've found that if you talk to yourself around people you find REALLY annoying,
they will leave you alone forever.
The strange things you discover after 40 that you could have used at 20!!!!!
CP
Lily B. K.
>Date: 12/8/01 10:31 AM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <20011208103109...@mb-ms.aol.com>
>I may have to ask Lily B. K. if I can borrow her signature once in
>awhile..Just
>Me, Myself, and I...
>
>
You certainly may borrow it, anytime!
Tim
>Okay, we have list of gifts we would give to the DS characters. Now,
>what would the DS characters give to us? Here is a start...
>
>- To everyone, a DS marathon
>- Graeme, a whole album of previously unreleased mini-skirt faint photos
>
>- Knockknee and Lily, autographed photos (they get to attend the photo
>session) from Quentin
>- Jeanannd, the use of the foyer clock for a month
>- MaeAngel, the jukebox at the Blue Whale (but you must share it with
>your musical daugther)
>- Vampire, Barnabas will let you take your pick of one item from the old
>house
>- Sidney, one of the vintage costumes and the mausoleum to hold DS fan
>club parties
>- Deb, Evan Handley's book collection
>- Florian, the use of the Collins' library whenever she desires
>- Tony Lew, use of Liz's desk to help with all those episode summaries
>- baldwidow, Mathew Morgan or Ben or whomever she would like to help put
>those lights on the roof
>- Tim, I talking Carl Collins into working on a book of DS Punz for you
Splendid! Thank you!
I was just talking to Descartes' cat about this. It meowed, "Je pounce, dont
je suis."
Tim
>
>Okay, I'm still working on some of the other gifts, but I need
>suggestions. What should be given to some of the other NG members...
>Charles Delaware Troll, Guy, Ghost of Sarah Collins, pansyfaye, Thomas
>Shaw, SirPJ, Jenny, GhostWriter, Nat and Al, Henry, Va., Scarlett (
>well, I know what she wants, but lets get the input of others), Meg A.,
>Nyssa & Cugan? I know I must be missing someone, whom? (((Diva))) what's
>on your list?
~~~
"Ding, ding goes the bat."
-- Chuck Berry, 1957 Parallel Time
Ghost of Julia Collins, divorcee
Racebc wrote:
> My wish list would include: Vicky's beautiful hair to make the manly Morgan
> swoon, and some of Julia's sedatives so I don't get too overwhelmed by his
> manliness.
>
> Karen
~*o*~*o*~*o*~*o*~*o*~*o*~*o*~*o*~*o*~
Whilst I am not the Julia of whom YOU speak, Mistress Karen of the Racebc,
I well recall one such Holiday (we DO have similar festivals on this side of the
Time boundary) when I found it necessary to give dear Morgan some laudanum to
control HIS manly pursuit of several extremely handsome young male guests
darling Gabriel brought home from boarding school.
It was exceedingly necessary, as my adorable dark-haired nephew, intoxicated on
spiked eggnog (I suspect golden-mained Gabby of this deed), ran amok in naught
but swaddling clothes, (scanty enough on someone nearly 6-feet-tall), with a
wreath about his head, shouting gleefully, "Yoh, dudes, the first one to pluck
my holly berries gets to see my Yule Log!"
My brother Justin was absolutely useless to discipline the boy. He was nuzzling
one of the young maids, confirming that SHE was the Woman in White who regularly
appeared in his private study--- his wife Flora sacked the slut the day after
Christmas. Flora herself was worn out, fending off the attentions of the
slobbery Headley Stokes. Gabriel and Quentin were busy sneaking shots of the
tainted eggnog, and young Bramwell was cleaning up after poor little Melanie,
who had just gotten sick on the stuff.
So I (not sought by ANY person of the opposite gender, though Josette Collins
was giving me the eye, when it became obvious that Justin was ignoring her) had
to intervene. I ran to the EMERGENCY--- DO NOT BREAK OPEN EXCEPT AFTER A NIGHT
IN BRUTUS'S ROOM cabinet, smashed the glass (ouch!) and grabbed the special
reserve of opiates. These I poured swiftly into Morgan's eggnog cup (I had to
slap Melanie away when, emptied of her previous round, the brat wanted a
refill.) Soon, Morgan, who had been singing of "Lords a-leaping" (onto his
manly person), swooned, and was carried off to bed, QUITE alone. He didn't
awaken until New Year's Day!
Oh, for those long-ago days of Blissful Family Holidays!
Best Holiday Wishes to my Parallel Time Family from
Your friendly Zaftig Elf,
Julia Sarah Hoffman Collins (FORMERLY Mrs. Garth Blackwood)
(1785-1870)
Reinstated Satisfied Spinster,
Guardian of the Family Christmas Presents,
On-Call Tree Cutter,
And the Last REAL Master of Holiday Disaster on Our Side of the
Parallel Divide!
Sturt39
>You certainly may borrow it, anytime!
>Lily B. K. (Me, Myself, and I)
>"Impropriety is the soul of wit."
>Somerset Maugham-- The Moon and Sixpence
Oh, thank you Lily!...Ummm..think sometime we can talk about me borrowing
Quentin? <g>
Wind River
Sturt39 wrote:
You are a brave one asking Lily that question!
Sturt39
I know, I know...I just thought since she is being so generous........(Hey I
can dream can't I?..<g>)
Wind River
Sturt39 wrote:
A lot of the dreams on DS seem to be prophetic...
Lily B. K.
>From: stu...@aol.comnojunk (Sturt39)
>Message-id: <20011208195232...@mb-co.aol.com>
>
>Oh, thank you Lily!...Ummm..think sometime we can talk about me borrowing
>Quentin? <g>
>
Hmmm, that's a horse of a different color, I have to tell you..... IF he were
mine to lend, I don't think I'd be inclined to share...;-)
Racebc
reserve of opiates...
Ah, time after time. Dr. Hoffman apparently has read the diaries of the
parallel Julia Collins and developed an understanding of the best way to handle
the Collins men.
Karen
MaeAngel
> >Quentin? <g> >
>
> Hmmm, that's a horse of a different color, I have to tell you..... IF he
were
> mine to lend, I don't think I'd be inclined to share...;-)
You must try bribing Lily with some Coffee Crisp chocolate bars. This may
be a possible weakness..... (heh, heh, heh!!!)
"Lily B. K." <lyl...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
news:20011209012317...@mb-cv.aol.com...
> >Subject: Re: What Christmas Gift?
> >From: stu...@aol.comnojunk (Sturt39)
> >Date: 12/8/01 4:52 PM Pacific Standard Time
> >Message-id: <20011208195232...@mb-co.aol.com>
> >
>
MaeAngel
> borrower, the overdue dates, and so forth?
Oh I"LL volunteer!!!! Me, Me!! After all its Morgan I want. Although I've
always admired Quentin..... Me, Me. I have to have something to do while
Karen's got Morgan.
"Knockknee" <knoc...@notsohotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9uvkp...@drn.newsguy.com...
> In article <20011208195232...@mb-co.aol.com>,
stu...@aol.comnojunk
> says...
Lily B. K.
>Date: 12/9/01 7:54 AM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <MOLQ7.14646$714.1...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
>You must try bribing Lily with some Coffee Crisp chocolate bars. This may
>be a possible weakness..... (heh, heh, heh!!!)
>
LOL! Under normal circunstances, that MIGHT work, but Quentin is better than
chocolate, of any kind.....
MaeAngel
than
> chocolate, of any kind.....
Better than chocolate??? No man is better than chocolate!! ;-)
"Lily B. K." <lyl...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
news:20011209112540...@mb-mw.aol.com...
> >Subject: Re: What Christmas Gift?
> >From: "MaeAngel" maea...@earthlink.net
> >Date: 12/9/01 7:54 AM Pacific Standard Time
> >Message-id: <MOLQ7.14646$714.1...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
>
> >You must try bribing Lily with some Coffee Crisp chocolate bars. This
may
> >be a possible weakness..... (heh, heh, heh!!!)
> >
>
Lily B. K.
>Message-id: <SsMQ7.14729$714.1...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
>Better than chocolate??? No man is better than chocolate!! ;-)
>
I've met David Selby in person, and I can assure you, THIS man IS.... ;-)