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Re: What is it with these toothpaste ads??
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Ubiquitous
Nov 1, 2011, 7:35:34 AM11/1/11
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no...@nowhere.com wrote:
>Every other day a new type of toothpaste. Mostly whitening and
>desensitizing for the wimps. Truth is, the only really different
>toothpaste in the last 40 years has been Colgate Maxbright, which
>unfortunately was discontinued. Anyway, toothpastes are becoming as
>pointlessly different and varied (really, not much at all) as overpriced
>razor blades.
What's the deal with the woman with an unhealthy obsession with bleaching
her teeth? "Going to Vegas in two hours? OMG my teeth AREN'T WHITE
ENOUGH!!!"
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>Every other day a new type of toothpaste. Mostly whitening and
>desensitizing for the wimps. Truth is, the only really different
>toothpaste in the last 40 years has been Colgate Maxbright, which
>unfortunately was discontinued. Anyway, toothpastes are becoming as
>pointlessly different and varied (really, not much at all) as overpriced
>razor blades.
What's the deal with the woman with an unhealthy obsession with bleaching
her teeth? "Going to Vegas in two hours? OMG my teeth AREN'T WHITE
ENOUGH!!!"
--
"They have �empathy tables� at the NYC OccuTard encampment. That�s
where you go to get a hug after a fellow OccuTard takes a dump on your
sleeping spot."
tdciago
Nov 1, 2011, 11:42:11 AM11/1/11
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On Nov 1, 7:35 am, Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net> wrote:
> What's the deal with the woman with an unhealthy obsession with bleaching
> her teeth? "Going to Vegas in two hours? OMG my teeth AREN'T WHITE
> ENOUGH!!!"
Never mind that her pre-whitened teeth are already picture perfect.
> What's the deal with the woman with an unhealthy obsession with bleaching
> her teeth? "Going to Vegas in two hours? OMG my teeth AREN'T WHITE
> ENOUGH!!!"
Remember that episode of "Friends" when Ross got his teeth whitened
and they glowed in the dark? That level of whiteness is now the
standard. Put that together with Ross's spray tanning fiasco and you
have today's "normal."
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