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Taylor

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Apr 27, 2008, 3:31:34 AM4/27/08
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Using the 'Bewitched' theme song. Damn, the girl is *everywhere* and
*everyone* (elegant hostess, down to Earth friend, dedicated mom,
etc., etc, etc.)! Perhaps Mr. Kelly Ripa (Mark C.) would like to get
off his ass and bring in even 25% of the bacon.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/04/03/kelly-ripa-electrolux/

Anim8rFSK

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Apr 27, 2008, 9:27:46 AM4/27/08
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In article
<408f7362-4020-4b68...@t63g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
Taylor <lukeb...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Using the 'Bewitched' theme song. Damn, the girl is *everywhere* and
> *everyone* (elegant hostess, down to Earth friend, dedicated mom,
> etc., etc, etc.)! Perhaps Mr. Kelly Ripa (Mark C.) would like to get
> off his ass and bring in even 25% of the bacon.

Anything that kept her away from me would be welcome.

--
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No Shat, No Show.
http://www.disneysub.com/board/noshat.jpg

tricks...@yahoo.com

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Apr 27, 2008, 9:52:06 AM4/27/08
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She is sooo phoney I can't deal with her. And I doubt she does
anything at home, she probably has nannies and chefs

pe...@home.com

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Apr 27, 2008, 11:56:34 AM4/27/08
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That's what I think everytime I see that ad. "What's up Kelly? Did
that maid call in sick?"

I also wonder how long it took to shoot the commercial. Does anyone
really think she did all that stuff in one day?

Thanatos

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Apr 27, 2008, 2:42:56 PM4/27/08
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In article <ANIM8Rfsk-25012...@news.west.cox.net>,
Anim8rFSK <ANIM...@cox.net> wrote:

> In article
> <408f7362-4020-4b68...@t63g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
> Taylor <lukeb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Using the 'Bewitched' theme song. Damn, the girl is *everywhere* and
> > *everyone* (elegant hostess, down to Earth friend, dedicated mom,
> > etc., etc, etc.)! Perhaps Mr. Kelly Ripa (Mark C.) would like to get
> > off his ass and bring in even 25% of the bacon.
>
> Anything that kept her away from me would be welcome.

I wouldn't mind throwing her a bang if I could leave right afterward.

Taylor

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Apr 27, 2008, 3:38:45 PM4/27/08
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On Apr 27, 11:56 am, pe...@home.com wrote:
> On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:52:06 -0700 (PDT), "trickster...@yahoo.com"

>
> <trickster...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >On Apr 27, 3:31 am, Taylor <lukebenw...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Using the 'Bewitched' theme song. Damn, the girl is *everywhere* and
> >> *everyone* (elegant hostess, down to Earth friend, dedicated mom,
> >> etc., etc, etc.)! Perhaps Mr. Kelly Ripa (Mark C.) would like to get
> >> off his ass and bring in even 25% of the bacon.
>
> >>http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/04/03/kelly-ripa-electrolux/
>
> >She is sooo phoney I can't deal with her.  And I doubt she does
> >anything at home, she probably has nannies and chefs
>
> That's what I think everytime I see that ad.  "What's up Kelly?  Did
> that maid call in sick?"  

Oh. So it's American. I see it on BBC Canada and other Canadian
'diginets'. I wasn't sure if it was a Canadian-only thing. Regis,
oddly enough, does a cereal ad for fiber that's Canada-only.

Anim8rFSK

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Apr 27, 2008, 3:54:36 PM4/27/08
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In article <atropos-F8781A...@news.giganews.com>,
Thanatos <atr...@mac.com> wrote:

And by 'bang' you mean an M-80?

FDR

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Apr 27, 2008, 4:58:32 PM4/27/08
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No, he meant a Glock that he conceals under his jacket. lmao

Thanatos

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Apr 27, 2008, 5:09:04 PM4/27/08
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In article <4814e8e7$0$31735$4c36...@roadrunner.com>,
FDR <nos...@asdfkdskkl.com> wrote:

Wow, you *really* need to get laid more. Or even once.

Nancy2

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Apr 28, 2008, 11:33:44 AM4/28/08
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Compared with Kathy Lee Gifford, Kelly is a winner. I enjoy watching
her.

N.

FDR

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Apr 28, 2008, 11:52:08 AM4/28/08
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Whatever you say Rambo.

Mason Barge

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Apr 28, 2008, 1:49:47 PM4/28/08
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"Anim8rFSK" <ANIM...@cox.net> wrote in message
news:ANIM8Rfsk-8ACF0...@news.west.cox.net...

Well, in my case, more like an H-bomb.

"Never after me will she know this again. Other men, women, giants, horses,
St. Bernards, ..."
~ Henry Miller, from "Tropic of Cancer" (paraphrase from memory)

Ubiquitous

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Apr 28, 2008, 2:25:33 PM4/28/08
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lukeb...@gmail.com wrote:

>Using the 'Bewitched' theme song. Damn, the girl is *everywhere* and
>*everyone* (elegant hostess, down to Earth friend, dedicated mom,
>etc., etc, etc.)! Perhaps Mr. Kelly Ripa (Mark C.) would like to get
>off his ass and bring in even 25% of the bacon.

Ahh, so THAT'S who that is!
Who's Kelly Ripa, anyway?


--
It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which
the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn
our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad
for them, it's failing.


Anim8rFSK

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Apr 28, 2008, 2:40:46 PM4/28/08
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In article <bbydnfrRB4UDi4vV...@giganews.com>,
Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net> wrote:

> lukeb...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> >Using the 'Bewitched' theme song. Damn, the girl is *everywhere* and
> >*everyone* (elegant hostess, down to Earth friend, dedicated mom,
> >etc., etc, etc.)! Perhaps Mr. Kelly Ripa (Mark C.) would like to get
> >off his ass and bring in even 25% of the bacon.
>
> Ahh, so THAT'S who that is!
> Who's Kelly Ripa, anyway?

Picture SLop, but lamer.

Anim8rFSK

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Apr 28, 2008, 2:41:12 PM4/28/08
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In article
<a71cb103-c7ae-4d1c...@59g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>,
Nancy2 <nancy-...@uiowa.edu> wrote:

Compared with Kathy Lee Gifford, Screech from Saved By The Bell is a
winner.

Nancy2

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Apr 28, 2008, 4:18:09 PM4/28/08
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On Apr 27, 10:56 am, pe...@home.com wrote:
> On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:52:06 -0700 (PDT), "trickster...@yahoo.com"

What, you want reality in a TV commercial? LOL. You really think
that Mountain Dew can blast you over a mountain? Or a wolf can tumble
into a Jeep and sing along with the birds and the squirrel?

N.

Thanatos

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Apr 28, 2008, 6:03:00 PM4/28/08
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In article <4815f29d$0$5706$4c36...@roadrunner.com>,
FDR <nos...@asdfkdskkl.com> wrote:

Glad we agree, dickhead.

Ubiquitous

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Apr 28, 2008, 6:08:20 PM4/28/08
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ANIM...@cox.net wrote:
> Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net> wrote:
>> lukeb...@gmail.com wrote:

>> >Using the 'Bewitched' theme song. Damn, the girl is *everywhere* and
>> >*everyone* (elegant hostess, down to Earth friend, dedicated mom,
>> >etc., etc, etc.)! Perhaps Mr. Kelly Ripa (Mark C.) would like to get
>> >off his ass and bring in even 25% of the bacon.
>>
>> Ahh, so THAT'S who that is!
>> Who's Kelly Ripa, anyway?
>
>Picture SLop, but lamer.

That sound you heard?
My head exploding.

Anim8rFSK

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Apr 28, 2008, 8:09:56 PM4/28/08
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In article <ftmdnWgKTKlJ14vV...@comcast.com>,
web...@polaris.net (Ubiquitous) wrote:

> ANIM...@cox.net wrote:
> > Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net> wrote:
> >> lukeb...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> >> >Using the 'Bewitched' theme song. Damn, the girl is *everywhere* and
> >> >*everyone* (elegant hostess, down to Earth friend, dedicated mom,
> >> >etc., etc, etc.)! Perhaps Mr. Kelly Ripa (Mark C.) would like to get
> >> >off his ass and bring in even 25% of the bacon.
> >>
> >> Ahh, so THAT'S who that is!
> >> Who's Kelly Ripa, anyway?
> >
> >Picture SLop, but lamer.
>
> That sound you heard?
> My head exploding.

:-D

aroberts

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Apr 28, 2008, 10:25:10 PM4/28/08
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"Nancy2" <nancy-...@uiowa.edu> wrote in message
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Wait a minute...you're saying that they can't??

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