Attention People Who Dislike The New President Of Cartoon Network
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Attention People Who Dislike The New President Of Cartoon Network who
is Stuart Snyder I have written a funny thing about him on unclyopedia
for anyone who does not want to go to the link here it is below.
Stuart Snyder is the evil mastermind who is currently the president of
the once beloved now hated by most Cartoon Network. His plan is who to
kill the network he is now sadly in charge of. It is all part of the
anti american cartoon Canada cartoon and Canadian invasion so that the
Canada bring the devil to the earth to kill all humans because Canada
is really a country run by aliens in a plot to kill all humans so that
they may win the Devil's love when he comes to take over the universe.
Which has been prophiszed by the aliens who live in Canada since the
beginning of the planet we call Earth. The aliens who live in canada
put a thought into the first human that he should invent weapons and
kill his fellow neighbor and wife but he only scratched his butt and
went ooh ah ah and accidentally discovered how to make fire when the
aliens out of anger made fire to kill the human called bo bleep bo
bleep bo bleep bo bleep bleep bleep boob bleepy idiot meep meep. Skip
to the year one thousand the aliens have been trying to keep the fact
that the devil is real a secret by making up stories known around
parts of the world about a guy named Jesus Christ. This has lead to
Christianity and many other religions which are all a parts of the
aliens plan to have mankind extinct so the devil well love the alien
race called moon moon ma moon moon ma moon moon ma for short. Skip to
the time of 1720 the aliens think of a much faster way to make man
kind extinct by creating a man called King Gerogemoonma notice name
was later changed to King George to make humans not notice King George
became King of England and had a planned by the moon ma war with
Idioticalalooga later after Idioticalalooga won the british war they
changed name to Idiotica later known as America to not seem stupid.
Skip to Adolf Hitler's birth the moon ma brainwash Hitler to think
Jews are evil. By the way that was his first thought later on after
world war one the moon ma brainwash him again to think that killing
Jews is good so that eventually mankind will crumble give or take five
or six years. Skip ahead Skip ahead to the year 2008. The moon ma find
out that the devil will appear on 1/1/2013/ and if the humans are not
dead will kill and will blow up all planets in the universe instead of
just the earth. So the moon ma rewind time to day in 2004 and screw up
the great the network that was Cartoon Network and so the network
appoints Stuart Synder who was created by the moon ma to have all of
mankind die because everybody loved Cartoon Network and so he is
appointed president and later in 2005 begins his ran of terror and by
June 2009 live action shows with Moon Ma in them appearing as humans
so as not to have humans discover their secret identity and soon their
begins being cases of people in the united states dieing of swine flu
the codename for the moon ma's destruction.
The following was written on Unclyopedia to make edits to it here is
the website address http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Stuart_Snyder