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Tim Bruening
"headdr" <tmac...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > Conformist: Conservative, law abiding fog.
> >
> > Economist: Fog generated by Alan Greenspan's testimony.
> >
> > Extremist: Radical, hateful fog.
> >
> > Islamist: Muslim fog.
> >
> > Optimist: Happy fog.
> >
> > Pessimist: Sad fog.
> >
>
> Mistake: A painful fog.
Mistake: What to use to kill a fog vampire
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > Typo: Order to type the 15th letter of the alphabet.
> >
> Typo: Small cauldron for washing neckwear in that is usually found under the
> bed.
Bloodletter: Letter written by a vampire.
Tim Bruening
and gather in groups of 13.
Bloodbank: Where vampires keep their blood money.
Bloodtype: What vampires type in.
Sweepstakes: Buffy dusting vampires with a broom.
Sweepstakes: Witch game shows.
Tim Bruening
I've seen Dawn at the supermarket.
Have Faith in the Angel writers.
Miss Stake: Inept Slayer.
Tim Bruening
nemo
> Happy Friday the 13th! Today, we walk under ladders, step on cracks,
> and gather in groups of 13.
>
> Bloodbank: Where vampires keep their blood money.
>
> Bloodtype: What vampires type in.
Bloodnock: What a witches engine does when the car biretta is out of
adjustment and a military character in the highlt steamed Goon Show!
news:alt.fan.goons
>
> Sweepstakes: Buffy dusting vampires with a broom.
>
> Sweepstakes: Witch game shows.
German witch's bra: Besomhalter.
nemo
Error: Streaming Audio of a very angry lion.
nemo
> I recently bought Dawn at the supermarket.
So a medal you want, maybe?
Thank You Black Jesus
Rotchercockov: Russian for gonorrhea
nemo
Thank You Black Jesus <black...@nospam.sorry.sucka> wrote in message
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> Goesintight: German for virgin
>
> Rotchercockov: Russian for gonorrhea
>
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Was this witch a Nazi?
nemo
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40305C3F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Typo: Order to type the 15th letter of the alphabet.
> >
> Typo: Small cauldron for washing neckwear in that is usually found under the
> bed.
Bloodletter: Letter written by a vampire.
Sexidecimal: Sex to the 60th power!
Tim Bruening
nemo
>
>
> nemo wrote:
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> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:40305C3F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Typo: Order to type the 15th letter of the alphabet.
> > >
> > Typo: Small cauldron for washing neckwear in that is usually found under
the
> > bed.
>
> Bloodletter: Letter written by a vampire.
Phlebologist: Doc who examines ticks' gonads.
> Sexidecimal: Sex to the 60th power!
Hexadecimal: Ten witches.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40305C3F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Typo: Order to type the 15th letter of the alphabet.
> >
> Typo: Small cauldron for washing neckwear in that is usually found under the
> bed.
Bloodletter: Letter written by a vampire.
Sexidecimal: Sex to the 60th power!
Ken from Chicago
Sunnydale = Chip's buddy in a good mood.
-- Ken from Chicago
Randolf Richardson
Riverdale: Very nice furniture that fell off the boat.
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Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Sending eMail to other SMTP servers is a privilege.
Ken from Chicago
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-- Ken from Chicago
nemo
It would explode! (>!<)
Ken from Chicago
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"It"?
-- Curious Ken from Chicago
nemo
Ken from Chicago <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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cock,
dick,
prick,
dong,
bald-headed candidate,
bald-headed hermit,
bald-headed mouse,
bald-headed rat,
accordion,
beaver cleaver,
butt smasher,
dingle-dangle,
faggots toothbrush,
helmet,
long dong,
longfellow,
longhorn,
noodle,
onion, perch,
pickle,
pizzler,
point,
red cap,
red hot poker,
rod of love,
roundhead,
staff,
stalk,
stemmer,
stem,
throb knob,
tube of meat,
water pistol,
truncheon,
vomer (Odd. That's part of the skull.)
wee-man,
whoopie stick,
wigga-wagga,
willy the burping worm,
wire,
wishbone,
woofer,
womb cannon,
womb ferret,
women pleaser,
womb broom,
womb brush,
yack,
yang fella,
zoob, zubb,
zucchini,
trouser trick,
trouser truncheon,
trumpet,
trombone,
tonsil wrench,
toobsnake,
toobsteak,
tool of pleasure,
toot meat,
touch-trap,
towel rack,
turgid bayonet,
turkey baster,
twanger,
tweeterfrank,
Uncle Dick,
underpant eel,
unit,
upscope,
vaginal dilator,
throbbing member,
throbbing muscle of pure love,
throbbing python (of love),
thumb of love,
tiki-tiki,
third leg,
tent peg,
superdick,
swizzle stick,
sword,
tail-line,
tan-trouser(ed) snake,
teeny-weeny,
steak,
standing member,
stickshift,
sticky finger,
stiff one,
stiff peter,
stiff stander,
stocking stuffer,
stout warrior,
stretcher,
stud meat,
short leg,
shriveller,
shtick,
skinclad tube,
small person,
snatch pointer,
snotty,
slurpee,
spitfire,
spitting cobra,
spooge gun,
spout,
spurm gun,
roto-rooter,
rocket,
rudder,
Rupert,
salami,
salty dog,
red lobster,
redcap,
ram charger,
rammer,
ramrod,
rat,
rig,
Rodney,
schmeegle,
screwdriver,
sex bone,
sex meat,
sex stalk,
sexing piece,
semen shooter,
Senator Packwood,
silky appendage,
poker,
poontanger,
pork dagger,
pork enema,
pork sword, prick,
prick-stand,
potent regiment,
princock,
pudendal intruder,
punisher,
the,
pussy feeder,
pussy diver,
pussy-fucker,
pussy pleaser,
pussy plunger,
pussy-sticker, p
ussy-poker,
purple lollipop,
purple throbber,
pylon,
quiff-splitter,
pixie stick,
pocket fisherman,
plunger,
pogo-stick,
pike,
pikestaff,
pinga,
piss handle,
piss-pipe,
piston,
picklock,
piddler,
phallic cleaver,
phallic prod,
phallic scratcher,
phallic pencil,
phallic pendant,
phallic quencher,
pet snake,
peter,
peppermint stick,
penis in erectus,
Omar the tentmaker,
organum virile,
one-eyed brother,
one-eyed monk,
one-eyed pants mouse,
one-eyed whale,
one-eyed wonder,
one-eyed worm,
one-eyed zipper snake,
one-eyed bed-snake,#
one-eyed trouser-snake,
wonder worm,
obelisk,
nutty buddy,
Old Faithless,
one-eyed monster,
one-eyed demon,
one-eyed Bob,
Oscar Meyer,
pantilever,
pants philistine,
pecker wood,
peacemaker,
peezel,
pen,
penicillus,
mole,
muff missile,
muscle (of love),
nameless thing,
natural member,
nature's scythe,
manmeat,
manroot,
man's best leg of three,
man's third leg,
marriage gear,
masculine part,
master member,
master of ceremonies,
master tool, mating tool,
mating meat,
merrymaker,
middle finger,
middle stump,
mighty meat,
milk bone,
missile,
Mister Softy,
log,
louisville slugger,
love stick,
love torpedo,
love-wand,
love trumpet,
love truncheon,
love tool,
loves engine,
love dart,
love gun,
love handle,
love length,
love meat,
love-rod,
love sausage,
lust bone,
lust shaft,
lust sword,
maggot,
Major Woody,
male genital appendage,
male genital probe,
male genital dispenser,
male genital club,
male genital teat,
male gladiolus,
male insinuator,
male knout,
male intruder,
male member,
male mandrel,
male membrum erectum,
male organon,
male pendant,
male poker,
male sexual organon,
male begetting organ,
male satisfier,
male pudendal trifler,
male sex(ual) organ,
male sinker,
male urogenitial horn,
mallet,
man-meat,
liver turner,
little dipper,
Little Elvis,
little finger, lever,
Jolly Red Giant,
jolly roger,
joy prong,
key to heaven,
kickapoo,
kielbasa,
king-member,
king's iron,
kosher dill,
kosher meat,
kosher pickle,
lad,
the,
ladies' delight,
ladies' plaything,
hermit,
he-thing,
hard-bit,
hard salami,
ho-handle,
hodge dog,
hoe-handle,
hole puncher,
holy poker,
glow rod,
golden rivet,
goober,
goose's neck,
goot,
gooter,
grinding tool,
hairless wonder,
hacker,
hair divider,
ham and two eggs,
handstaff,
humpmobile,
hotchee,
hugen,
idol,
intromittent organ,
jackhammer,
jackalope,
jacktool,
jean tent,
Jewish nightcap,
Jewish national,
Jewish corned beef,
jig-jigger,
jiggle bone,
Jimbo,
jizz jemmy,
fat peter,
finger puppet,
fish stick,
ejac vac,
eleventh finger,
enemy,
English sentry,
erectio penis,
extra digit,
eye dropper,
donniker,
driving post,
drumstick,
ducky-bird, d
dydus,
eager pleaser,
foot long,
fountain pen,
frigamajig,
fuck-meat,
fuck pole,
fuck-rod,
fucking tool,
fucking stick,
fud packer,
fun bone,
fun-stick,
funmaker,
gadget,
gadso,
gearstick d'amour,
gearstick,
generation tool,
genital reamer,
genital shaft,
genital staff,
genital coupler,
gentle fist,
giggling pin,
girl catcher, g
irlometer,
gherkin,
glow stick,
dingle,
dick-tator,
do-jigger,
dinghy,
dohinger,
dongle,
doobury,
dingus,
cum slinger,
cunt-stabber,
Cyclops,
dang,
wang,
dangling participle,
dear morsel,
delight of women,
dick butkiss,
cobra, cockaroony,
cocked gun,
cockhead,
cockoroony,
corker,
cory,
cracksman,
crimson chitterling,
crotch cartilage,
crotch cobra,
crowd pleaser,
crumpet-trumpet,
cunt-sticker,
cunt-stirrer,
cunt stretcher,
butterfinger,
butt basher,
bull point,
candy cane,
candy stick,
cannon,
carnal member,
carnal part,
Captain Hightop the Love Commander,
cavity probe,
charger,
cherry splitter,
chink-stopper,
choad,
chopper,
chooza,
chunky monkey,
billy,
billy club,
bit of hard,
Blind Bob,
blow pop,
blowtorch,
blue steeler,
blue thimble,
blue-veined custard chucker,
blue-veined piccolo,
pink oboe,
blue-veined steak,
blue veiner,
blue-veined trumpet,
blue-veined throbber,
boneless appendage,
boneless fish,
branch,
bruiser,
bucking bronco,
buffing stick,
beaver lever,
bed flute,
bean-shooter,
beating tool,
bean pole,
auger,
baton,
beef jerky,
beef whistle,
bell-rope,
belly ruffian,
belt buster,
best friend,
best leg of three,
big bamboo,
Big Ben,
dong!
big bite,
big dipper,
big red,
big wand,
acucullus,
abominable pants worm,
all-beef sausage,
angle,
anteater,
bald man,
ass-wedge,
arm of love,
arse-opener,
arse-wedge,
arse worm,
artillerie de Cupidon,
artillerie de Venus,
babys arm,
babys forearm,
Bacchus march,
bacon bazooka,
bag-filler,
bag of tricks,
bagadga,
animated ivory,
all forlorn,
almond,
almond rock,
almond rock candy,
amblyopic organ,
Adam's dagger,
Adam's whip,
adamantine organon,
agate,
bicho,
big fella,
Big Jim and the twins,
bent stick,
bent dick,
beer can,
beef stick,
beef bayo with extra mayo,
beef bayonet,
barge pole,
baloney pony,
bamboo stick,
banana skin, banger,
Ballarat,
bazooka,
bazonka,
bazooka shooter,
battering piece,
battering ram,
battlefat,
bean-tosser,
bombhead,
bone in the leg,
bone phone,
blood-breaker,
Brown Joe,
boss and his two helpers,
bow,
boneless stiff,
boneroni,
bonfire,
blue-veined junket pump,
blue-veined junket hooligan,
blue vein,
blow stick,
black limo,
blind buckler,
biteful,
billy and doo,
bingey,
meat,
big piece of meat,
bishop's miter,
black snake,
blackjack,
black pencil,
blackleg,
blanket stiff,
cinnamon stick,
clava,
cleat,
chota,
Chris Hardwick,
chora,
cheesy wheelbarrow,
cheesy bell-end,
Captain Hard,
cherry birch,
Charles the Bald,
chaud,
cheese ridge,
captain,
Captain Picard,
Captain Prickard,
Captain Standish,
Captain One-Eye,
cartes,
cartzo,
carts,
cartso,
Casey,
bulp,
burrito,
bush beater,
bush whacker,
bugle,
button-short,
button mushroom,
BVH,
Cupid's torch,
cracking tool,
cuckoo,
culty-gun,
crotch rocket,
crowbar,
crook,
cremorne,
crimson crowbar,
crankshaft,
cream-stick,
coupling bat,
crab ladder,
corn beef cudgel,
corpuscle,
command module,
Compass of the Netherlands,
concrete donkey,
cold pig,
chull,
cockknuckle,
cockroach,
chub,
cock of death,
Dickie and the boys,
dickery-dock,
dearest member,
dead lizard,
dead rabbit,
dead soldier,
dead worm,
dead stick,
dawn horn,
custard-chucker,
dangle,
dangle-dong,
dangle-parade,
daddy longdick,
cunt-stand,
cunny-catcher,
dohickey,
doohickey,
Doctor Cocker,
do-johnny,
do-funny,
diamond cutter,
divining rod,
dick up,
diddly-whacker,
digitis erectus,
dilly-whacker,
dimple-dick,
dingo,
dingus,
dingy,
dink,
dinosaur,
dipstick,
gnarled root of love,
gnat meat,
giggle stick,
gentleman's appendage,
genital forefoot,
genital tentacle,
funk stick,
gargantuan organum virile,
fool-sticker,
fuck muscle,
Fred,
foaming beef probe,
foreman,
fornicating member,
fornicating engine,
fornicating tool,
flagpole,
fireman,
flesh pencil,
eel, eenob,
eggwhite cannon,
dropping member,
drooper, droopy,
drooping member,
dribble-cock,
dribbledick,
donut holder,
doodad,
doover,
doowhackey,
doobury,
dopper,
down-leg,
dojohnnie,
dojigger, donger,
donaker,
erectivation,
enob,
erected spermapositor,
engine of love,
Elmer Pudd,
fixed bayonet,
firm worm,
first leg of three,
fiddle bow,
father-of-all,
Fat Frank,
family organ,
family jewels,
Irish horse,
jolly stick,
John Willie,
John Thursday,
John Thomas,
jiggling bone,
jimbrowsky,
jigging bone,
Jewish by hospitalization,
jig-jag,
jerking iron,
Jews' lance,
jenny,
jakey,
jammy,
jap's eye,
Irish root,
husbandman of nature,
human enema,
Herman the One-eyed German,
inch instrument,
instrument,
instrumentum erectum,
hang-down,
dangly,
Hanging Johnny,
Hamilton Wick,
Hampton Wick,
Hampton,
hambone,
half-mast,
ham howitzer,
half a cob,
hairy sausage,
guided missile,
glory pole,
G*ds revenge on women,
holy pole,
hogger,
hock,
honorable prick,
prick,
hopping bug,
horse's handbrake,
hot dog,
hardened spermapositor, H
ardhat Harry,
hand-staff,
hidden tumor,
lamp of life,
knitting needle,
key,
King Kong Dong,
joyknob,
Julius Caesar,
joy knob,
libido bandido,
knob,
knobster,
langer,
wang,
wanger,
lanoola,
Lazarus,
leather cigar,
limbless erast,
lingam,
lipstick,
lithoid phallus,
licorice stick,
little engine,
Little Peter,
little pinkie,
Little Willy,
little sliver of flesh,
loaded gun, Little Buddy,
Little Dick,
Little Dickie,
man mountain,
man muscle,
man steel,
man root,
male pound of flesh,
male cleaver,
male monolith,
male interfemoral infidel,
Majesty in Purple Cap,
lung disturber,
Mad Mick,
magic wand,
love scepter,
nose,
lower male proboscis,
love pump,
love's pick-lock,
love bone,
lop cock,
modigger,
missile of Venus,
millimeter-peter,
membrum virile,
mentula,
maypole,
meat for the butcher,
meat flute,
meat puppet,
meatus longus,
manbone,
naughty toy,
Nebuchadnezzar,
mushroom tip,
mutinous rogue,
man-bone,
nervous cane,
nether proboscis,
nightcrawler,
nimrod,
nine iron,
nippy,
pendulum,
penal dick,
Pedro,
peenie,
weinie,
weiner,
pecnoster,
packer,
peculator pecker,
peculiar member,
organum virile durum,
pan handle,
pants python,
pants worm,
old goat-peter,
Old Horny,
Old Hornington,
Old Slimy,
old warty cod,
oak tree,
Old Damocles,
Old Adam,
old baldy,
old blind Bob,
organ of generation,
organ of reproduction,
penie,
phallating club,
phallating stick,
phallus induratus,
phallus rigidus,
phallus adamantus,
piccolo,
pichita de oro,
pissworm,
piston rod,
pinkler,
pioneer of nature,
pilgrims staff,
quim-stake,
quim-stick,
quim-wedge,
radish,
python,
trouser python.
quickening peg,
putter,
purple-veined tonsil-tickler,
pus-rod,
pup,
puppy,
pudendal trifler,
pump action mottgun,
pump handle,
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands, p
rigpas,
privy limb,
pronger,
prickle,
pride-of-the-morning,
portable pocket rocket,
porridge gun,
popsicle,
popsicle stick,
pointer,
sinbad,
sensitive plant,
sensitive truncheon,
serpent,
short arm,
scorz,
sexocet missile,
shaft of Cupid,
shit stick,
shlong,
shmendrik,
shmok,
shooting stick,
shooting iron,
Roger the Lodger,
rigid digit,
rise in the Levis,
roaring horn,
roaring jack,
rock python,
Richard,
salty yogurt slinger,
rubigo,
rosy red reproductive rod,
rod,
rolling pin,
roly-poly,
spindle,
spermapositor,
small arm,
solicitor general,
sleeping beauty,
skin flute,
silent flute,
shove-straight,
Stumpy,
sugar stick,
Sunday best,
stinger,
stonk,
stonk-on,
stonker,
Stormy Dick,
stiff deity,
stiff-and-stout,
sticky spud gun,
steel beam,
sticker,
temporary priapism,
tenant-in-tail,
tender tumour,
teapot,
tannhauser,
tallywag
tallywagger,
tarzoon,
tail high,
tail pike,
tail pin,
tail tackle,
tadge,
todger,
Spunky,
teenie-weenie,
terror of virgins,
thingamaling,
thingie,
thingummy,
thorn,
thorn in the flesh,
tired-rabbit,
tittle-bat,
urinary petcock,
urogenital tailpiece,
spiced bologna,
up-pointed male spike,
vegetable stick,
vein laden meatpipe,
veiney bang stick,
verge,
virgins dream,
virile member,
unemployed,
ugly little dog Dick,
twiddle-diddler,
turnip,
turtleneck sweater,
trap stick,
tree of life,
tree of love,
tong,
tosh,
toothpick,
tickle faggot,
tickle-gizzard,
tiddelly pod,
tom-tom,
trouser mauser,
trouser snake,
Tricky Dicky,
trifle,
trypan,
tug muscle,
tumefied phallus,
zubrick,
zoobrick,
yardage,
yogurt rifle,
yosh,
zab,
yutz, w
omb bruiser,
wrinkled dick,
wurst,
won ton,
wonger,
wong,
woody,
Woodrow,
Woody Johnson,
wooter,
worm,
worm with a nazi helmet,
wedge bone,
winkie wankie woo,
wild rogue,
whore-pipe,
wheezer,
whip whistle,
white owl,
welt,
whammer,
whang bone,
whang,
whanger,
voorsch,
wag,
wammer,
wang-tang,
wang bone,
wanger,
wank stick,
wankrod,
veiny salami,
water spout,
wazzock,
phallos,
PIV,
penoanal,
peter pan,
penitis, probe,
old crank case,
O.P.P.,
peepee hole,
penial,
mentulalgia,
medorthophobia,
luggage,
male pudendum,
holiday money,
generative organ,
happy sack,
Eight Wonder of the World,
Eric Shun,
dog in a blanket,
catatasis,
cheesey bunnet,
chicken-with-a-basket,
blennorrhagia,
black jack,
boasin tone,
beef in the can,
abdominal protector,
Anglican length,
apadrayva,
apophallation,
baggage-boy,
whalebone,
thyrsos,
Texan,
softy,
Roman candle,
spike,
stump,
Tarzan chord,
thumb,
acorn,
big brother,
banjo string,
bishop,
dangler,
honker,
hard head,
pencil,
P-maker,
pizzle,
prod,
priapus,
Principal Skinner,
pee-dee,
one-eyed night stick, nob,
needle,
jolly member,
knot,
lob,
long pole,
long pork,
long trade,
hammer,
jockum,
jawbreaker,
Irish toothpick,
iron,
deadwood,
dobber,
dirk,
dingus,
cucumber,
crown,
cocktus erectus,
flap-doodle,
drill,
dolphin,
bludgeon,
bowsprit,
bug-fucker,
chingus,
club,
catso,
button buster,
bar,
batter,
10-Pounder,
John Thomas,
Texas longhorn,
thing-a-ling,
tassel,
swanska,
tube-steak,
Stanley,
spear,
rifle,
wood,
Wicked Willie,
weapon,
water worker,
whatchamacallit,
zack,
winny-popper,
wriggling pole,
wriggling stick,
sausage,
soldier, skewer,
skin boy,
Schwanzesser,
scooby snack,
beef,
mutton,
trouser tent,
tref,
tackle,
wedding tackle,
bald-headed mouse,
tar brush,
tardagen,
apparatus,
Adams arsenal,
baby-grinder,
armored division,
Bethlehem Steel,
Big nose,
big hose,
hatchet,
Canadian bacon,
clubbed foot,
chicken-choker,
brandle,
dunkie,
dollar-an-inch man,
fags toothbrush,
goatskin,
worm,
Jack,
faucet,
mutton,
General Smuts,
Dill Doll,
dicky dunk,
hardware,
horn,
length,
knobble,
bald man,
pyrie,
piston.
Ken from Chicago
"nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
>
> Ken from Chicago <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:JrKdnQA62M8...@comcast.com...
> >
> > "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
> > news:YXqFd.137555$Z7.5...@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41E4ABC7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:40305C3F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Typo: Order to type the 15th letter of the alphabet.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Typo: Small cauldron for washing neckwear in that is usually found
> > under
> > > the
> > > > > bed.
> > > >
> > > > Bloodletter: Letter written by a vampire.
> > > >
> > > > Sexidecimal: Sex to the 60th power!
> > >
> > > It would explode! (>!<)
> >
> > "It"?
> >
> Yes. """It!""" - as in . . .
<snip, you kiss your mom with that mouth?>
So you were NOT referring to the vagina?
-- Ken from Chicago
nemo
<it was a slang dictionary's mouth! - And anyway - it'd be difficult. I'd
have to dig her up first!!>
> So you were NOT referring to the vagina?
>
errrrrrrrrr . . . . nope! I don't think so!
After all - there's no need to labia the point!!
Ken from Chicago
"nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
Don't you mean BEE labia the point?
-- Ken from Chicago
Greg Evans
> "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> Typo: Small cauldron for washing neckwear in that is
>>>>>>>> usually found under the bed.
>>>>>>> Bloodletter: Letter written by a vampire.
>>>>>>> Sexidecimal: Sex to the 60th power!
>>>>>> It would explode! (>!<)
>>>>> "It"?
>>>> Yes. """It!""" - as in . . .
>>> <snip, you kiss your mom with that mouth?>
>> <it was a slang dictionary's mouth! - And anyway - it'd be
>> difficult. I'd have to dig her up first!!>
>>> So you were NOT referring to the vagina?
>> errrrrrrrrr . . . . nope! I don't think so!
>> After all - there's no need to labia the point!!
>
> Don't you mean BEE labia the point?
A stinging retort from Ken's lips!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Ken from Chicago <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:JrKdnQA62M8...@comcast.com...
> >
> > "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
> > news:YXqFd.137555$Z7.5...@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41E4ABC7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:40305C3F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Typo: Order to type the 15th letter of the alphabet.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Typo: Small cauldron for washing neckwear in that is usually found
> > under
> > > the
> > > > > bed.
> > > >
> > > > Bloodletter: Letter written by a vampire.
> > > >
> > > > Sexidecimal: Sex to the 60th power!
> > >
> > > It would explode! (>!<)
> >
> > "It"?
> >
> Yes. """It!""" - as in . . .
>
> cock,
> dick,
Rest of huge list ejaculated.
Have you ever laid your "D" on the table?
nemo
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Ken from Chicago <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:JrKdnQA62M8...@comcast.com...
> > >
> > > "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
> > > news:YXqFd.137555$Z7.5...@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:41E4ABC7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:40305C3F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > > Typo: Order to type the 15th letter of the alphabet.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > Typo: Small cauldron for washing neckwear in that is usually
found
> > > under
> > > > the
> > > > > > bed.
> > > > >
> > > > > Bloodletter: Letter written by a vampire.
> > > > >
> > > > > Sexidecimal: Sex to the 60th power!
> > > >
> > > > It would explode! (>!<)
> > >
> > > "It"?
> > >
> > Yes. """It!""" - as in . . .
> >
> > cock,
> > dick,
>
>
> Have you ever laid your "D" on the table?
>
about an obscure variety of sheep: "Wukownbaaa!"
Ken from Chicago
"Greg Evans" <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:34or32F...@individual.net...
It wasp the best I could come up with at the time.
-- Ken from Chicago
Ken from Chicago
"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
news:vg0gu093fs7u82dfu...@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 05:23:33 -0600, "Ken from Chicago"
> <kwicker1...@comcast.net> found these unused words floating about:
You tore us a new one also.
-- Ken from Chicago
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3FB5CA36...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Buffy: Price of slaying vampires in the nude.
> >
> Bluffy: Tries to talk vampires to death.
Spike TV: A TV network devoted to a soulled vampire with white hair and
a long black jacket.
Ken from Chicago
Spike TV = network about the director of DO THE RIGHT THING, SHE'S GOTTA
HAVE IT and MALCOLM X.
-- Ken from Chicago
David Samuel Barr
> >
> > Spike TV: A TV network devoted to a soulled vampire with white hair
> > and a long black jacket.
>
> Spike TV = network about the director of DO THE RIGHT THING, SHE'S
> GOTTA HAVE IT and MALCOLM X.
because of a nuisance suit filed by said director who thought it was
being named for him (and apparently was the only one who did).
Ken from Chicago
"David Samuel Barr" <dsb...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:42006E...@mindspring.com...
No, because a judge actually bought that nonsense instead of tossing that
lawsuit out on its ear.
-- Ken from Chicago
P.S. Nuisance = insects who report on current events.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:411C6764...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Happy Friday the 13th! Today, we walk under ladders, step on cracks,
> > and gather in groups of 13.
> >
> > Bloodbank: Where vampires keep their blood money.
> >
> > Bloodtype: What vampires type in.
>
> Bloodnock: What a witches engine does when the car biretta is out of
> adjustment and a military character in the highlt steamed Goon Show!
> news:alt.fan.goons
> >
> > Sweepstakes: Buffy dusting vampires with a broom.
> >
> > Sweepstakes: Witch game shows.
>
> German witch's bra: Besomhalter.
Besom: German apine?
Tim Bruening
and gather in groups of 13.
Bloodbank: Where vampires keep their blood money.
Bloodtype: What vampires type in.
Dusty: Tea made from Holy Water.
Sandwich: Witch on the beach.
Tim Bruening
Helmet: Glove of the Devil.
Lucifer: Fur of the Devil.
Satan: What the Devil does in the sunlight.
Ascend: To send a letter to Heaven.
Descend: To send a letter to Hell.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:411C6764...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Happy Friday the 13th! Today, we walk under ladders, step on cracks,
> > and gather in groups of 13.
> >
> > Bloodbank: Where vampires keep their blood money.
> >
> > Bloodtype: What vampires type in.
>
> Bloodnock: What a witches engine does when the car biretta is out of
> adjustment and a military character in the highlt steamed Goon Show!
> news:alt.fan.goons
> >
> > Sweepstakes: Buffy dusting vampires with a broom.
> >
> > Sweepstakes: Witch game shows.
>
nemo
You have to besom the right number to win though.
nemo
>
> Helmet: Glove of the Devil.
>
> Lucifer: Fur of the Devil.
>
> Satan: What the Devil does in the sunlight.
>
> Ascend: To send a letter to Heaven.
. . . or a donkey's backside!
>
> Descend: To send a letter to Hell.
. . . or a satanic imp's backside!
nemo
Besom's her broom ya . . twit! Ida fought yuda twigged that at least!
Tim Bruening
and gather in groups of 13.
Bloodbank: Where vampires keep their blood money.
Bloodtype: What vampires type in.
Dusty: Tea made from Holy Water.
Sandwich: Witch on the beach.
Sweepstakes: Buffy dusting vampires with a broom.
Sweepstakes: Witch game shows.
Tim Bruening
Helmet: Glove of the Devil.
Lucifer: Fur of the Devil.
Satan: What the Devil does in the sunlight.
Ascend: To send a letter to Heaven.
Descend: To send a letter to Hell.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:411C6764...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Happy Friday the 13th! Today, we walk under ladders, step on cracks,
> > and gather in groups of 13.
> >
> > Bloodbank: Where vampires keep their blood money.
> >
> > Bloodtype: What vampires type in.
>
> Bloodnock: What a witches engine does when the car biretta is out of
> adjustment and a military character in the highlt steamed Goon Show!
> news:alt.fan.goons
> >
> > Sweepstakes: Buffy dusting vampires with a broom.
> >
> > Sweepstakes: Witch game shows.
>
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
and gather in groups of 13.
Bloodbank: Where vampires keep their blood money.
Bloodtype: What vampires type in.
Dusty: Tea made from Holy Water.
Sandwich: Witch on the beach.
Sweepstakes: Buffy dusting vampires with a broom.
Sweepstakes: Witch game shows.
nemo
How many men died at the Somme? 58,000 and that was just the British troops.
I'm not laughing.
Tim Bruening
and gather in groups of 13.
Bloodbank: Where vampires keep their blood money.
Bloodtype: What vampires type in.
Dusty: Tea made from Holy Water.
Sandwich: Witch on the beach.
Sweepstakes: Buffy dusting vampires with a broom.
Sweepstakes: Witch game shows.