Which one of the Brady's had the most rapid dissolving BM's (bowel
movements)? If you put their BM's (bowel movements) into a big vat of
water, who's would disintegrate the quickest? Would their be any
different degree or rate of disintegration if all of their BM's (bowel
movements) were put into the same vat of water? In other words, if
you took a BM (bowel movement) from each Brady, and put each BM (bowel
movement) into a bucket of water would those single soaking BM's
(bowel movements) dissolve at a different rate than if you put all of
the BM (bowel movements) into a large bucket of water?
Finally, do things like the corn and peanuts in the Brady's BM's
(bowel movements) dissolve at all?
This is a very important question, and one we need to find out more
about! Our children's future could be at issue here.
Love,
Saggie
Unfortunately, you must know that we can't answer a question like
this. It is way too complex for us. It involves the analysis of
Brady Bunch BM (bowel movement) chemistry, physics, and biology.
Unless one of us has a degree in each of these fields of study we
simply cannot even venture a guess. Clearly, this is a question for
the BM (bowel movement) Lady. Only she can properly analyze all of
the various factors and come to the right conclusion. In fact, any of
us trying to guess as to the answer could have very serious
repurcussions for years to come. Please Saggie, let's leave things
like this for the BM (bowel movement) Lady. It's the safest way to
go.
Much Love,
Your Kingsfan.
P.S. Derek, you must know that I love you as well but not in a rump
ranger (butt pirate) way.
Oh, Kings, I know you're not a rectum rider (anal angler).
Sags, I love you. I would love to have a night with you and the BM (Bowel
Movement) Lady, talking about Brady BMs and sampling your lucious love lips.