> Cold Play performs "Paradise". Dirty-looking upright pianos must be a fad.
> I've never seen Coldplay. It's four young men. The audience has glowy
> colored wristbands to wave around. This song isn't bad. There's graffiti
> everywhere - on the instruments, the stage, the background. Again, that
> wasn't bad.
Wow, you've never seen them? Chris Martin, lead singer, is married to
Gwyneth Paltrow - just FYI - I think they're really good, and have a
couple albums.
>
> Carrie Underwood performs "Blown Away". She looks like Venus, only she has
> arms, is wearing clothes, and isn't surfing on a clamshell. I'm not very
> good at following words of songs. I've heard "Oklahoma" a few times and
> "daddy". Is this about a tornado? Sorry, I really don't hear lyrics very
> well. I don't think Carrie sounds very good on this. The low parts aren't
> coming out, and the loud parts that are coming out are very repetitive.
> Yeah, okay "blown away", I got that part. I loved that song she did a
> couple of years ago with Randy Travis. That was a lot better than this.
> The judges give her a standing O. Carrie blabs about her album and tour.
She sounded as bad as I've ever heard her.
>
> Jennifer and Randy argued over whether Jessica did well with "Proud Mary".
> They liked "You Are So Beautiful Better". JB loved every part of the
> second song. He said "Proud Mary" was a "travesty" and her dress was too
> short, mature, and racy. In other words, he thought she looked hot, and
> that made him uncomfortable. He accused the stylist of "torpedoing this
> girl". Jennifer and Randy agree that the outfit was too much for "middle
> America". Give me a break.
Yeah, me, too. Other than she was poorly accessorized, I don't see
anything about that outfit that was inappropriate for a 16-year-old,
and I'm really in the "middle America." J-Lo and JB have an odd
impression of "flyover country." Have they never even been in
Chicago? Omaha? Kansas City? St. Louis? J-Lo, in particular, is
thick as a post.
N.