On May 16, 9:11 pm, Zob <zobva1 @
gmail.com> wrote:
> American Idol Top 2 Finale results show 5-16-2013
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> The show begins with the top 10 singing "I'm Glad You Came"
No, it begins with 50 dancers and backup singers....and oh yeah...they
threw in the top 10. Kind of a "where's Waldo" thing. I am going to
pray every day until the next season starts that they NEVER do this
again! No dancers. No backup singers. Just the contestants
PLEASE!
>
> The judges are introduced. Adam Lambert is in da house Nicki is
> wearing white pants so tight that they should be illegal with her
> hips.
Somewhere in there they showed Taylor Hicks and Bo Bice. Love my
Alabama idols!
>
> Ryan introduces Kree and Candice and makes some small talk.
> There will be performances from The Band Perry and Mariah Carey.
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> Janelle sings with The Band Perry on some song I never heard of and
> can't understand much of the lyrics to. This is exactly the type of
> song that I hate. Frenetic, no melody to speak of and lyrics about
> hating somebody.
They play that song twice an hour on country radio. Janelle sings it
better.
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> I'm not bothering to write up all the stupid contrived skits and phony
> banter that they scripted for this show. Except that Jordin Sparks
> tells the guys from the top 10 who were eliminated early not to feel
> bad; she says that American Idol losers do really well on The Voice.
Did anyone other than Jon Peter Lewis from Idol appear on The Voice
this season? They made it sound like there were more.
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> The five guys from the top 10 -- Paul, Devin, Lazaro, Burnelle and
> Curtis sing a 50's medley.
> Frankie Valli comes out and sings "You're Just Too Good To Be True"
> and a couple of other oldies (I didn't even know he was still alive ).
> The five guys sing with him.
They always have to throw in someone from waaaaaay back in the day.
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> Mariah Carey sings a medley of her hits next. She's wearing a
> gorgeous form-fitting silver and white gown befitting a superstar. I'm
> reminded of just how good she really is. Love her or hate her this is
> how it's done, folks. Perfect vocals, the songs are part of her,
> drawing the audience into her performance.
I thought she was lip syncing. Maybe because she couldn't breathe in
that dress. Live or Memorex, she can still sing!
>
> Mariah says 'Thank you Randy Jackson." (Did you know that Randy
> worked with Mariah?) ;-)
No way dawg!
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> Amber Holcomb sings, "Next To Me." Emile Sand , the artist who
> recorded the song, comes out and her and sings it with her.
> I like this a lot. "Next To Me" has a great lyrics, a great beat and
> a great hook.
Eh, it was alright.
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> They show a Ford Fiesta mission of Candice and Kree inviting special
> people to attend the Finale (Candice's grandma and Kree's mentor).
> Ford gives them each new Fiestas.
They were honoring mentors. But I think they've watched the show
enough to know the "mentor" would get some kind of prize, so they
picked someone they wanted to get the prize.
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> They actually bring "Psy" out and have him "perform" "Gentleman" (this
> is the "Gangnam "style" guy).
> Oh, for cripes sake. Why not have William Hung sing next? This is
> ridiculous.
They should have had Zoanette instead of him! She was robbed again!
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> Keith Urban sings his new single, "Little Bit Of Everything." It's so
> funny to hear this Australian's voice transform into a hillbilly
> twang when he sings. I'm not crazy about this song, but I suppose
> fans of contemporary country music will love it. Keith can flat play
> the guitar!
It's a fun song to play while going for a drive.
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> Ryan talks to Cancice's parents in the audience; Scotty McCreery is
> sitting right behind them.
I totally missed seeing Scotty. I was thinking the only past winner
there was Taylor.
>
> Candice sings, "Inseparable." Jennifer Hudson comes onstage and joins
> her in the song. What an awesome duet! Candice is every bit as good a
> Jennifer. Wow! Wow! Two true divas showing a complete range of
> dynamics from soft and gentle to unbridled belting. (Giggles, I hope
> you have your earplugs in, lol). This is a real American Idol
> "moment," the kind that will be remembered.
Wow! Now that's how you sing without screeching! There's a big
difference between belting and screeching. Belting is putting more
power into your vocals while still singing within your vocal range.
Screeching is trying to push out notes that are not within your vocal
range. Candice and Jennifer should record together! That was the
best duet of all AI time!
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> Angie Miller plays the piano and sings "Titanium." Adam Lambert
> sings with her. Adam looks good; he's toned down the outrageous hair
> and makeup. This is fantastic! With this song, Adam is giving a
> master class in how to connect with a song!
I liked that Adam didn't try to outshine her...which he could have
easily done. She actually didn't screech. Too late now Angie.
>
> The UK's Jessie J., Angie's personal idol, comes out and sings with
> Angie. Jessie is bald and is wearing hoola hoops for earrings. The
> neckline on her dress plunges to her waist; she's more flat-chested
> than I am. She sure can sing! This is the kind of music that Angie
> should be singing. Very, very good.
Eh, it was okay.
>
> Jessie says she heard that Angie had to compromise by not singing her
> new single on the finale in order to sing with her on tonight's show.
> So she offers to fly Angie to the UK to do a concert with her and sing
> her new single there. Angie accepts. (DUH!)
She gave her another offer to choose from but I couldn't understand
what she said. Something about a video?
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> Keith Urban and Kree sing his new song "Where The Blacktop Ends" and
> Randy Jackson plays bass. This is another one of those contemporary
> country songs that sounds exactly like every other one. I hate it. The
> best part about it is Keith's guitar playing.
That's not a new song. Josh Gracin I think was the first of many
idols to sing it on AI. It's a fun line dancing song. You are just
going to have to come down south so I can countrify you!
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> Ryan says that tonight is the end of an era because tonight we say
> good-night to Randy Jackson. They show a montage of Randy on the
> show over the years.
I couldn't keep up drinking shots when they did the reel of him saying
"in it to win it".
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> Aretha Franklin joins Ryan via satellite. Ryan says that she is an
> AI fan and has been invited since season 1 to appear on Idol but she
> has a fear of flying. Aretha says that she wants to take this
> opportunity to say, "Candice, win or lose you're a winner." Ryan
> says, "You don't have the results, do you? And Aretha says, "I do,
> but I won't tell you." She looks like she's not joking.
She also said that both Candice and Kree were going to have a great
future in music...or something to that effect. Aretha has lost weight
which is wonderful but it left her looking saggy.
>
> The top 5 girls (Kree, Candice, Angie, Amber and Janelle) sing a
> medley of Franklin's hits live with Aretha via satellite. It's
> interesting to me that during this medley, Candice is in the center of
> the 5 girls with Kree next to her. I would think it would have been
> more appropriate to have one of the others in the center and C&K on
> each end to be fair.
Since all they were doing was singing backup for Aretha, it didn't
really matter. And it was even worse when those damn back up singers/
dancers came out. Why bother having the top 5 girls out there if you
are going to hide them?
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> Ryan gives C&K the keys to their new Ford Escapes.
I didn't know we were voting on which one they would get.
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> They show a montage of scenes from this American Idol season with P2's
> new song, "Gone, Gone, Gone" playing in the background. "G3" sounds
> exactly like, "Home." Same beat, same chord progressions.
Zoanette! She was robbed!
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> Jennifer Lopez performs next, "Live It Up" with Pitbull. This is all
> flashy choreography, high tech lighting and is seriously autotuned.
> Meh. It's a club dance song and is good for that I guess. It's not
> listening music.
She's kind of gone downhill on her dancing skills. Or maybe that
corset was too tight.
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> Kree and Candice sing a medley of the old Marilyn McCoo song, "One
> Less Bell To Answer" and "A House Is Not A Home."
> They sound great together.
And no dancers! I loved it!
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> Time for the results. Telescope has counted and verified the results
> which are in an envelope handed to Ryan by some accountant-looking
> guy.
And since he spoke on camera, he gets paid.
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> For the last time this season, Kieran, dim the lights, here we go.
> After the nationwide vote the winner of American Idol Season 12 is...
> Candice Glover!
> All the top 10 join Candice on stage and give her hugs .
I thought she was going to faint! Especially when Ryan asked her to
say something. Three years of trying was all she could say. That's
more than what I could have said. I probably would have peed in my
designer dress. Congrats to both Candice and Kree! The best two
vocals made the top two!
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> Season 12 ends with Candice singing her new winner's single, "I Am
> Beautiful."
And did pretty damn good trying to sing and keep confetti out of her
mouth.
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> Zob
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