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Wild Monkshood
dishes". Is this literally true?
WM
Chocolic
"Wild Monkshood" <wild_mo...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
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> The oft repeated joke is that "No man has ever been shot while washing
> dishes". Is this literally true?
>
> WM
You mean taking a picture so it will last longer?
Chocolic
tiny dancer
> husband/mate/whatever whilst doing something so helpful/useful. I'm just
> wondering if the true crime sleuths here can come up with a case where
> this was proved wrong.
>
> WM
C'mon, you're just baiting him now. ;>
td
Chocolic
> whilst doing something so helpful/useful. I'm just wondering if the true
> crime sleuths here can come up with a case where this was proved wrong.
>
> WM
>
I seriously tried to find something. Because I'm on dial-up, it's a slow
process. I figured there has to be a male dishwasher out there somewhere
that was shot whilst doing dishes. I would only guess that if there were
any, the male dishwasher would be in a restaurant or somewhere doing his job
rather than in a nice comfortable home. lol
Chocolic
mylife...@gmail.com
wrote:
> The oft repeated joke is that "No man has ever been shot while washing
> dishes". Is this literally true?
>
> WM
Nope not true:
Rene Jimenez was shot with a .22 caliber rifle while washing dishes in
the back of the Fujikan Japanese Restaurant, 14376 Culver Drive, about
9 p.m. Monday (January 20, 1988 )
and a woman
Cynthia Gibson, 21, had a gunshot wound in the head when she was found
in the kitchen of her home in the 3200 block of Kellogg Avenue about
4:30 p.m. She was the 497th person to be slain in Dallas in 1991,
police said
Bo Raxo
Tough one! In the Luby's massacre in Killeen, Texas, one employee hid
in the dishwasher to keep from being shot. It was about 20 hours
before he came out, I guess nobody thought to check in there. Can't
tell online if any of the victims in that massacre included someone
whose job was dishwasher.
I did find this story of a guy who was shot while taking a break from
dishwashing:
http://www.nola.com/news/t-p/neworleans/index.ssf?/base/news-6/116046295528690.xml&coll=1
"A dishwasher at a Faubourg Marigny restaurant taking a break on the
sidewalk outside and a friend standing next to him were seriously
wounded when a man walked up to them with two guns blazing, police
said. "
That was the closest I could find.
OTOH I did find several examples of men who worked as dishwashers, and
who shot someone. So clearly we should ban men from this line of
work, in the interests of public safety. Sorry ladies, ,but think of
the children. The children!
Bo Raxo
tiny dancer
"Wild Monkshood" <wild_mo...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
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> dishes". Is this literally true?
>
> WM
Ah well, sorry but it's a woman who's dead, killed by her son.
Police Say Argument Over Washing Dishes Leads To Stabbing Death
MARIETTA, GA (AP) -- Police say a 23-year-old Marietta man is being held on
charges that he stabbed his mother to death during an argument over washing
dishes.
Marietta Police Officer Mark Bishop says authorities answering a domestic
violence call last night found Katherine Walker stabbed with a knife in the
back and chest. Fountain was taken to Wellstar Kennestone Hospital, where he
died from the stab wounds.
Authorities arrested Earnest Lee Walker, who was being held in the Cobb
County Adult Detention Center pending a court hearing.
Bishop says the argument started after dinner and involved doing the dishes.
Bishop says two juvenile girls -- age ten or less -- were witnesses to the
incident. He says they were Earnest Walker's nieces.
Bishop says in addition to felony murder and aggravated assault, Walker is
charged with two counts of felony cruelty to children because the two girls
witnessed the attack.
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=84729
tiny dancer
"Wild Monkshood" <wild_mo...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
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> dishes". Is this literally true?
>
> WM
http://www.bornrich.org/entry/japanese-invent-new-multi-skilled-kitchen-robot/
Well I'll be damned! One of these and a vibrator and you guys become
obsolete! ;>
We are quickly heading into a futuristic era where robots will be commonly
seen helping around the house, performing all the household chores just like
humans. Some of the futuristic kitchen robots have already made their debut.
Remember the Chinese AIC-AI Cooking Robot and the Honda's Asimo robot which
can serve tea. Recently, Professors at Tokyo University have given a glimpse
into a future world where robots can help out around the house. The humanoid
kitchen robot can pour a cup of tea or other drinks and even wash up the cup
afterwards.
The multi-skilled robot can even wash the dishes. The robot is the result of
four years of hard work using cutting edge technology from more than 40
Robotics and Information Technology professors at the University of Tokyo.
There is no information available as when the robot will make its commercial
debut, but we will keep you posted!
Watch the kitchen robot at work on DailyMail.
Bo Raxo
> "Wild Monkshood" <wild_monksh...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
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> > The oft repeated joke is that "No man has ever been shot while washing
> > dishes". Is this literally true?
>
> > WM
>
>
> Well I'll be damned! One of these and a vibrator and you guys become
> obsolete! ;>
>
> We are quickly heading into a futuristic era where robots will be commonly
> seen helping around the house, performing all the household chores just like
> humans.
Wait until virtual reality lets any guy fuck any beautiful woman in
the world (sorta), and see how many still bother to court women.
"Hmmm, I could take her to dinner, listen to endless stories about her
cats and her sister and her mean boss, or I could just run this little
scanner over her and tell the computer to add a French maid's
outfit..."
It's women who need that emotional attachment. Now tell me who is
going to me obsolete?
Bonus points: virtual reality will put a huge dent in prostitution
and stripping. Poor dears might have to - gasp! - get real jobs. Oh,
the humanity!
Bo Raxo
( Oh, the huge manatees! )
,
tiny dancer
"Bo Raxo" <crimene...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Sep 10, 10:32 pm, "tiny dancer" <tinydancer...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > "Wild Monkshood" <wild_monksh...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
> >
> > news:55570$46e61623$62101b2c$31...@ALLTEL.NET...
> >
> > > The oft repeated joke is that "No man has ever been shot while washing
> > > dishes". Is this literally true?
> >
> > > WM
> >
> > http://www.bornrich.org/entry/japanese-invent-new-multi-skilled-kitch...
> >
> > Well I'll be damned! One of these and a vibrator and you guys become
> > obsolete! ;>
> >
> > We are quickly heading into a futuristic era where robots will be
commonly
> > seen helping around the house, performing all the household chores just
like
> > humans.
>
> Wait until virtual reality lets any guy fuck any beautiful woman in
> the world (sorta), and see how many still bother to court women.
Gimmie a break. You already do that, with online porn. What? It's giving
all of you guys *tennis elbow*?
>
> "Hmmm, I could take her to dinner, listen to endless stories about her
> cats and her sister and her mean boss, or I could just run this little
> scanner over her and tell the computer to add a French maid's
> outfit..."
>
> It's women who need that emotional attachment. Now tell me who is
> going to me obsolete?
Most women get their *emotional attachment* through their female friends.
They are the ones who listen to all each others secrets, are there when the
chips are down, give the emotional support, advice, help out with the kids,
etc. What with the extension of football season, the male of the species
are prone in front of the big screens from August through January.
Wild Monkshood
tiny dancer wrote:
> "Wild Monkshood" <wild_mo...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
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>>Chocolic wrote:
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>>>"Wild Monkshood" <wild_mo...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
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>>>
>>>>The oft repeated joke is that "No man has ever been shot while washing
>>>>dishes". Is this literally true?
>>>>
>>>>WM
>>>
>>>
>>>You mean taking a picture so it will last longer?
>>
>>Well, the joke is that a woman would never shoot a
>>husband/mate/whatever whilst doing something so helpful/useful. I'm just
>>wondering if the true crime sleuths here can come up with a case where
>>this was proved wrong.
>>
>>WM
>
>
>
> C'mon, you're just baiting him now. ;>
Actually, the thought didn't enter my mind 'til afterwards. I just
thought it an amusing challenge. Besides the soc.men Froot Misogynist
claims he has me killfiled.
WM
>
>
> td
>
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Wild Monkshood
Chocolic wrote:
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> "Wild Monkshood" <wild_mo...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
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>>
>>
>> Chocolic wrote:
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>>>
>>> "Wild Monkshood" <wild_mo...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
>>> news:55570$46e61623$62101b2c$31...@ALLTEL.NET...
>>>
>>>> The oft repeated joke is that "No man has ever been shot while
>>>> washing dishes". Is this literally true?
>>>>
>>>> WM
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> You mean taking a picture so it will last longer?
>>
>>
>> Well, the joke is that a woman would never shoot a
>> husband/mate/whatever whilst doing something so helpful/useful. I'm
>> just wondering if the true crime sleuths here can come up with a case
>> where this was proved wrong.
>>
>> WM
>>
>
> I seriously tried to find something. Because I'm on dial-up, it's a
> slow process. I figured there has to be a male dishwasher out there
> somewhere that was shot whilst doing dishes. I would only guess that if
> there were any, the male dishwasher would be in a restaurant or
> somewhere doing his job rather than in a nice comfortable home. lol
That crossed my mind. That if there was indeed a man shot while washing
dishes, it would be a commercial application. However, this occasions me
to recall the poor lady that was shot as a "Deer" by a gung-ho hunter in
her backyard while hanging out clothes on the clothesline.
WM
>
> Chocolic
>
Wild Monkshood
mylife...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sep 10, 10:14 pm, Wild Monkshood <wild_monksh...@yahooie.com>
> wrote:
>
>> The oft repeated joke is that "No man has ever been shot while washing
>>dishes". Is this literally true?
>>
>>WM
>
>
> Nope not true:
>
> Rene Jimenez was shot with a .22 caliber rifle while washing dishes in
> the back of the Fujikan Japanese Restaurant, 14376 Culver Drive, about
> 9 p.m. Monday (January 20, 1988 )
Good job.
>
> and a woman
I'm going to disqualify this. I'll give 1.2 credit if an autopsy
revealed that she was "Butch"....
WM
Wild Monkshood
Bo Raxo wrote:
Great groundwork.
WM
>
>
> Bo Raxo
>
>
>
mylife...@gmail.com
>
> - Show quoted text -
I just added the woman in case you meant "man" as like in human
being. I was not sure if you really just meant genderwise. Sorry!
Kris Baker
"Wild Monkshood" <wild_mo...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
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> dishes". Is this literally true?
>
> WM
It depends whose dishes he's washing, whose salad he's tossing.........
Kris
Wild Monkshood
mylife...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> I just added the woman in case you meant "man" as like in human
> being. I was not sure if you really just meant genderwise. Sorry!
No problem. It's just that the joke is about men, specifically. I'm
sure that plenty of men actually wash dishes at home, but the joke
hinges on it being a supposedly rare occurrence. Personally, I abhor
washing dishes and will do anything to avoid it....
WM
>
Wild Monkshood
Kris Baker wrote:
I'm speechless.... :)
WM
>
> Kris
>
>
tiny dancer
I'm lucky, my guy does more dishes then I do. Standing at the sink bothers
my back. No way am I gonna mess with my dishwasher. ;>
td
>
> WM
> >
Chocolic
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>
I'd rather wash dishes than stick them in the dishwasher and pull them back
out again and put them away. It's so much easier and quicker. Unless, of
course, we're having a lot of company with a lot of dishes.
My husband has taken over the dishwashing since he retired and doesn't mind
them at all. Unless we're having a lot of company with a lot of dishes,
then he heads off to the telly with the other men. Grrrrrrr
Chocolic
Kris Baker
Finally!! How many years did it take me to outdo you, just once?
Kris
Strutting around proudly
Kris Baker
"Chocolic" <chatt...@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I missed my dishwasher a lot, while living in the RV.
No matter how hot of water I used, the dishes never came out
as fresh and "untouched" as from the dishwasher. Wanna
come on the next trip? I have a job for you.
Kris
Wild Monkshood
Kris Baker wrote:
> "Wild Monkshood" <wild_mo...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
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>>Kris Baker wrote:
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>>>"Wild Monkshood" <wild_mo...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
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>>>
>>>
>>>>The oft repeated joke is that "No man has ever been shot while washing
>>>>dishes". Is this literally true?
>>>>
>>>>WM
>>>
>>>
>>>It depends whose dishes he's washing, whose salad he's tossing.........
>>
>>I'm speechless.... :)
>>
>>WM
>
>
> Finally!! How many years did it take me to outdo you, just once?
>
> Kris
> Strutting around proudly
Well, I was once admonished by the Aids Task Force, when, as a member
of their speaker's bureau, I included a discussion of rimming in a talk
for a nursing home.
WM
>
>
Kris Baker
I thought rimming meant you got the edges of the dishes
really really clean when you washed them ;)
Kris
Wild Monkshood
Kris Baker wrote:
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>>Kris Baker wrote:
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>>>"Wild Monkshood" <wild_mo...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
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>>>
>>>>Kris Baker wrote:
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>>>>>"Wild Monkshood" <wild_mo...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:55570$46e61623$62101b2c$31...@ALLTEL.NET...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>The oft repeated joke is that "No man has ever been shot while washing
>>>>>>dishes". Is this literally true?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>WM
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>It depends whose dishes he's washing, whose salad he's tossing.........
>>>>
>>>>I'm speechless.... :)
>>>>
>>>>WM
>>>
>>>
>>>Finally!! How many years did it take me to outdo you, just once?
>>>
>>>Kris
>>>Strutting around proudly
>>
>>Well, I was once admonished by the Aids Task Force, when, as a member of
>>their speaker's bureau, I included a discussion of rimming in a talk for a
>>nursing home.
>>
>>WM
>
>
> I thought rimming meant you got the edges of the dishes
> really really clean when you washed them ;)
Oh, it does, it does!
WM
>
> Kris
>
>
Kris Baker
They tried to make wash the dishes
I said no, no, no.
Kris
Damned Winehouse's been stuck in my brain all week
Kris Baker
"Bart Bailey" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> In Message-ID:<%3VFi.14961$3x....@newssvr25.news.prodigy.net> posted on
> Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:10:19 GMT, Kris Baker wrote: Begin
>
>>I thought rimming meant you got the edges of the dishes
>>really really clean when you washed them ;)
>
>
> --
>
> Bart
Oh!
Kris
Michael Snyder
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> Kris
I'm going to toss my cookies now...
Bo Raxo
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> > "Bart Bailey" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> > > Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:10:19 GMT, Kris Baker wrote: Begin
>
> > >>I thought rimming meant you got the edges of the dishes
> > >>really really clean when you washed them ;)
>
> > > That's right, the dishes who's salad you've just tossed <g>
>
> > Oh!
>
> > Kris
>
> I'm going to toss my cookies now...
Couldn't you pay some woman to toss them for you?
Bo
( Still refusing to find out what teabagging is. )
Chocolic
I'll be there, but you gotta feed me.
Chocolic
Chocolic
Yea right.
Chocolic
Kris Baker
If I didn't feed you, we wouldn't have dishes to wash.
Hey....I just figured something out!
Kris
Chocolic
lol, your poor hubby.
Chocolic
Chocolic
I guess a husband could possibly be shot while doing dishes, mistaking him
for a misogynist by a gung-ho misandrist?
Chocolic
Bo Raxo
> "Wild Monkshood" <wild_monksh...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
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> > Chocolic wrote:
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> >> "Wild Monkshood" <wild_monksh...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
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> >>> Chocolic wrote:
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> >>>> "Wild Monkshood" <wild_monksh...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
> >>>>news:55570$46e61623$62101b2c$31...@ALLTEL.NET...
>
> >>>>> The oft repeated joke is that "No man has ever been shot while washing
> >>>>> dishes". Is this literally true?
>
> >>>>> WM
>
> >>>> You mean taking a picture so it will last longer?
>
> >>> Well, the joke is that a woman would never shoot a husband/mate/whatever
> >>> whilst doing something so helpful/useful. I'm just wondering if the true
> >>> crime sleuths here can come up with a case where this was proved wrong.
>
> >>> WM
>
> >> I seriously tried to find something. Because I'm on dial-up, it's a slow
> >> process. I figured there has to be a male dishwasher out there somewhere
> >> that was shot whilst doing dishes. I would only guess that if there were
> >> any, the male dishwasher would be in a restaurant or somewhere doing his
> >> job rather than in a nice comfortable home. lol
>
> > That crossed my mind. That if there was indeed a man shot while washing
> > dishes, it would be a commercial application. However, this occasions me
> > to recall the poor lady that was shot as a "Deer" by a gung-ho hunter in
> > her backyard while hanging out clothes on the clothesline.
>
> > WM
>
> I guess a husband could possibly be shot while doing dishes, mistaking him
> for a misogynist by a gung-ho misandrist?
>
Or if he was mistaken for an abortion clinic employee by a Christian
fundamentalist. Cf. Dr. Bernard Slepian.
Bo Raxo
Chocolic
BTW, next time you come thru Sioux Falls, let me know. I'll buy you a beer.
:)
Chocolic <seriously!>
Kris Baker
How about a gin & tonic, light on the gin, double lime?
I don't do beer. Oh yeah, margaritas are nice. So are
mojitos. Oh year, a manhattan or a cosmo. Anything
but beer ;)
Kris
Who knows where we'll go next.
I'm ready to head out
Chocolic
my new newsreader, or whatever the frick caused it, I accidentally deleted
your answer when I only meant to shorten all the prior posts, and I couldn't
retrieve it. I hate larnin new stuff. Anyway, I'll buy you a drink of your
choice. lol. Anyway, Sioux Falls isn't a main destination place for
RVer's, not much here, but vacationers often come thru here to the Black
Hills. Let me know if you ever do.
Chocolic
Kris Baker
>
>>
> I'm replying to your message after this but with this new Windows Vista,
> or my new newsreader, or whatever the frick caused it, I accidentally
> deleted your answer when I only meant to shorten all the prior posts, and
> I couldn't retrieve it. I hate larnin new stuff. Anyway, I'll buy you a
> drink of your choice. lol. Anyway, Sioux Falls isn't a main destination
> place for RVer's, not much here, but vacationers often come thru here to
> the Black Hills. Let me know if you ever do.
>
> Chocolic
Will do!
I've been to Sioux Falls before (2004, I think). We kinda like
driving across I-90 and reading the funny signs (political,
advertising, SEE GIANT MONSTER, etc).
Kris
Chocolic
advertising their businesses. They kill me. And obviously, don't forget
Wall Drug and the "free ice cold water" signs. lol
Chocolic
Kris Baker
My parents drug <ahem> us all there, when we were kids. The place smelled
the same in 2004 ;)
Kris
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