On this day in serial killer history
Certified G-fly
Gilles de Rais, one of the wealthiest noblemen in France, is executed
for heresy after he is found to have engaged in the kidnap,
sodomization, and murder of 200 young boys from the lower classes. Rais
enjoyed masturbating on the stomachs of the boys as they suffered
excruciating deaths, sometimes also enjoying necrophilia with their
corpses.
Mr Black
this is not a word
MrB
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Kadaitcha Man
robber who preys on public roads, disembogued:
> this is not a word
Neither is this.
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"Mr Black" <mrb...@aanet.com.au> wrote in message news:43619b0b$1...@news.melbourne.pipenetworks.com...
Vince MacMahon
"-- A. Jinn --" <birp...@offline.nuts> wrote in message
news:2qh8f.6550$BZ5....@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
> Iz now.
>
> It is the nation of sodomizers...
You haven't been properly sodomized until you need a tampon to stop the
bleeding is what grandma use to tell me.
Vince MacMahon
disabilities; never shuts up about himself", writhed:
> You haven't been properly sodomized until you need a tampon to stop
> the bleeding is what grandma use to tell me.
I mean, I haven't been properly sodomized until I need a flock pillow to
stop the bleeding is what Bubba used to tell me.
Vince MacMahon
"Vince MacMahon" <"vince.macmahon"@> wrote in message
news:e62cfefbdc4440b6...@alt.linux.gargling.bad-woman...
Mr Black
_____________________________________
"Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
news:06f53ee0ace9480d...@soc.culture.mouth-fucking...
> Mr Black, <mrb...@aanet.com.au>, the superfluous, adulterous skunk, and
> robber who preys on public roads, disembogued:
>
> > this is not a word
>
> Neither is this.
no, it is four words and a letter....your point?
Vince MacMahon
opined:
> I like to show up to costume parties without a costume.
Vince MacMahon
there and chews gum; will end up running a fashion magazine for gay men",
sniveled:
> Gaudy arse-bender thirsts for dirty-minded back-door conquistador with
> bulging one-eyed monk to engage in crude anal crippler. Mail me at
> jan...@wwe.com
Kadaitcha Man
prompter in the theater, blurted out:
> _____________________________________
> "Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
> news:06f53ee0ace9480d...@soc.culture.mouth-fucking...
>> Mr Black, <mrb...@aanet.com.au>, the superfluous, adulterous skunk,
>> and robber who preys on public roads, disembogued:
>>
>>> this is not a word
>>
>> Neither is this.
>
> no, it is four words and a letter
Not so. That is one word made up of four letters, however "this is not a
word" is five words, not "four words and a letter". The a in that statement,
when taken in its correct context, is used before a noun to mark a single
but unspecified object, which makes a a word in the indefinite article.
>....your point?
English isn't your first language.
> MrB
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Mr Black
> Mr Black, <mrb...@aanet.com.au>, the hackneyed, convinced travel agent,
and
> prompter in the theater, blurted out:
> > _____________________________________
> > "Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
> > news:06f53ee0ace9480d...@soc.culture.mouth-fucking...
> >> Mr Black, <mrb...@aanet.com.au>, the superfluous, adulterous skunk,
> >> and robber who preys on public roads, disembogued:
> >>
> >>> this is not a word
> >>
> >> Neither is this.
> >
> > no, it is four words and a letter
>
> Not so. That is one word made up of four letters, however "this is not a
> word" is five words, not "four words and a letter". The a in that
statement,
> when taken in its correct context, is used before a noun to mark a single
> but unspecified object, which makes a a word in the indefinite article.
Congratulations; you have managed to kook over a letter.
>
> >....your point?
>
> English isn't your first language.
Sorry...was that a flame?...it's so weak I'm really not sure.
MrB
Michael Thompson
in alt.usenet.kooks:
Well done. I hope you liked the rotten.com website.
Kadaitcha Man
maker of ivory combs and keys for pianofortes, yammered:
> _____________________________________
> "Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
> news:f57e3cac8c704adb...@rec.arts.humpin'-and-bumpin'...
>> Mr Black, <mrb...@aanet.com.au>, the hackneyed, convinced travel
>> agent, and prompter in the theater, blurted out:
>>> _____________________________________
>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
>>> news:06f53ee0ace9480d...@soc.culture.mouth-fucking...
>>>> Mr Black, <mrb...@aanet.com.au>, the superfluous, adulterous
>>>> skunk, and robber who preys on public roads, disembogued:
>>>>
>>>>> this is not a word
>>>>
>>>> Neither is this.
>>>
>>> no, it is four words and a letter
>>
>> Not so. That is one word made up of four letters, however "this is
>> not a word" is five words, not "four words and a letter". The a in
>> that statement, when taken in its correct context, is used before a
>> noun to mark a single but unspecified object, which makes a a word
>> in the indefinite article.
>
> Congratulations; you have managed to kook over a letter.
Meaning: You didn't understand a word of it so you'd better try for an easy
diversion.
>>> ....your point?
>>
>> English isn't your first language.
>
> Sorry...
Apology accepted.
> was that a flame?...it's so weak I'm really not sure.
Ok, so you're incapable of making something up. No surprises there.
> MrsB
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Mr Black
_____________________________________
"Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
news:453785186db74885...@alt.sex.wanted.grovelling.heterosexual
Whats to understand?
You get a hardon trying to start flawe wars on usenet.
Complete clarity
You have no life.
>
> >>> ....your point?
> >>
> >> English isn't your first language.
> >
> > Sorry...
>
> Apology accepted.
you have to resort to cutting text? thanks for proving my point..as i
said...weak.
> > was that a flame?...it's so weak I'm really not sure.
>
> Ok, so you're incapable of making something up. No surprises there.
unlike the quality you have shows by altering my name below....
>
> > MrsB
....thats real top shelf.
plonk
MrB
Seth Kuschelewitz
david...@yahoo.com
> this is not a word
It's the socialization of a sodomite. Examples of sodomization:
G.W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Everybody who voted for them
The word doesn't appear in dictionaries due to executive privelege.
Citizen_Kane
"Vince MacMahon" <"vince.macmahon"@biz.forsale.dirty.neer-do-well> wrote in
message
news:b84d616f1f6b4e36...@alt.binaries.erotica.multimedia.mercil
ess.anal-plugging...> > I like to show up to costume parties as the back half of a horse.
>
david...@yahoo.com
Citizen_Kane
whose name means "has physiological withdrawal states when not drinking
alcohol; often has consensual sex with a cousin; big boobed shemale",
reviled:
> Why is it that when I have sex I want to go pee?
Citizen_Kane
My not-so-bright doppleganger posting as me (posting as) "Citizen_Kane"
<"citizen_kane"@rec.arts.prick-licking> wrote in message
news:eb1b60cd0b4f4ce0...@comp.graphics.frightful.fuzz-bucket...
> Citizen_Kane,
<nothi...@changed.my.address.due.to.a.moron.troll.invalid>,
> whose name means "has physiological withdrawal states when not drinking
> alcohol; often has consensual sex with a cousin; big boobed shemale",
It means ALL that? WAY FUCKIN' COOL, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> reviled:
>
> > Why is it that when I have sex I want to go pee?
I don't know. Why is it that when you have sex you want to go pee?
eartha...@yahoo.com
Grizzlie Antagonist
Interesting that you should start a threat with this title in late
October.
Jack the Ripper's "Autumn of Terror" lasted from August 1888 to
November 1888 - yet there were no Ripper killings in October.
Grizzlie Antagonist
meant "thread", of course.
lloydso...@yahoo.com
Robert Buchanan wrote:
> On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 04:51:38 GMT, "Grizzlie Antagonist"
> <lloydso...@yahoo.com> posted something accessible as
> news:1130561498.8...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com in
> alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
>
> > Did I say "threat" with this title? Talk about a Freudian slip! I
> > meant "thread", of course.
>
Hi Buch! Still out of the closet?
Dennis M. Hammes
Best part is he doesn't hafta buy a costume.
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"Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
news:qPCdnUv9YpI...@onvoy.com...
> Citizen_Kane wrote:
>
>> "Vince MacMahon" <"vince.macmahon"@biz.forsale.dirty.neer-do-well> wrote
>> in
>> message
>> news:b84d616f1f6b4e36...@alt.binaries.erotica.multimedia.mercil
>> ess.anal-plugging...
>>
>>>Vince MacMahon, <jan...@wwe.com>, whose name means "hopeless; weirdo",
>>>opined:
>>>
>>>
>>>>I like to show up to costume parties as the back half of a horse.
>>>
>>
> Best part is he doesn't hafta buy a costume.
Are you implying that 'Citizen_Kane' is an real horse ass?
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
> news:qPCdnUv9YpI...@onvoy.com...
>
>>Citizen_Kane wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"Vince MacMahon" <"vince.macmahon"@biz.forsale.dirty.neer-do-well> wrote
>>>in
>>>message
>>>news:b84d616f1f6b4e36...@alt.binaries.erotica.multimedia.mercil
>>>ess.anal-plugging...
>>>
>>>
>>>>Vince MacMahon, <jan...@wwe.com>, whose name means "hopeless; weirdo",
>>>>opined:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>I like to show up to costume parties as the back half of a horse.
>>>>
>>Best part is he doesn't hafta buy a costume.
>
>
> Are you implying that 'Citizen_Kane' is an real horse ass?
>
No, because "Citizen Kane" didn't write the straight line.
Why is it that horses and asses can't have grandchildren
together when horse's asses have them all the time?
yyyiii...@yahoo.com
> yyyiii...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
>> "Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
>> news:qPCdnUv9YpI...@onvoy.com...
>>
>>>Citizen_Kane wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Vince MacMahon" <"vince.macmahon"@biz.forsale.dirty.neer-do-well> wrote
>>>>in
>>>>message
>>>>news:b84d616f1f6b4e36...@alt.binaries.erotica.multimedia.mercil
>>>>ess.anal-plugging...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Vince MacMahon, <jan...@wwe.com>, whose name means "hopeless; weirdo",
>>>>>opined:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>I like to show up to costume parties as the back half of a horse.
>>>>>
>>>Best part is he doesn't hafta buy a costume.
>>
>>
>> Are you implying that 'Citizen_Kane' is an real horse ass?
>>
>
> No, because "Citizen Kane" didn't write the straight line.
Is he a gay horse whose back half have you buzzing aloaf?
>
> Why is it that horses and asses can't have grandchildren
> together when horse's asses have them all the time?
Because horse are taller than asses in general?
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
> news:zK6dnX-wO7Z...@onvoy.com...
>
>>yyyiii...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
>>>news:qPCdnUv9YpI...@onvoy.com...
>>>
>>>
>>>>Citizen_Kane wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"Vince MacMahon" <"vince.macmahon"@biz.forsale.dirty.neer-do-well> wrote
>>>>>in
>>>>>message
>>>>>news:b84d616f1f6b4e36...@alt.binaries.erotica.multimedia.mercil
>>>>>ess.anal-plugging...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Vince MacMahon, <jan...@wwe.com>, whose name means "hopeless; weirdo",
>>>>>>opined:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I like to show up to costume parties as the back half of a horse.
>>>>>>
>>>>Best part is he doesn't hafta buy a costume.
>>>
>>>
>>>Are you implying that 'Citizen_Kane' is an real horse ass?
>>>
>>
>>No, because "Citizen Kane" didn't write the straight line.
>
>
> Is he a gay horse whose back half have you buzzing aloaf?
>
>
>>Why is it that horses and asses can't have grandchildren
>> together when horse's asses have them all the time?
>
>
> Because horse are taller than asses in general?
>
No, but because the children of horses and asses are, like you, quite
sterile.
Thus, when you're told to go fuck yourself (the Fundamental Method
of writing a pome), nothing happens.
I.e., you "mule out."