Troll construction Set

[Eric Coldo]

You know this - you want to troll a nesgroup infested with gay netcops
who have incredibly small testicles and penises that already have
fallen, but you don愒 know that to write.

Here愀 the solution : The Troll Construction Set !

Just replace XXXX by something that fits into the newsgroup, will work
everyhwere :

1) XXXX is evil, it was created by the devil

XXXX is very very evil it was created by the devil to collect souls
and to turn people into willingless slaves of hell.

If you support/adore/listen to (insert verb) XXXX, your soul will go
to hell to be tortured for all eternity.Demons and devils will feast
on your flesh over and over again.

So stop supporting/adoring/listening to XXX to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to free
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
stop armageddon.

XXXX is blaspehmy, only heretics (witches) support/ador/listen to ...
(insert verb) XXXX and heretics shall BURN !

2) I have a XXXX fetish

Everytime I see/hear/read about (insert verb) XXXX I must wank.XXXX is
so sexy and arousing, it愀 much better than porn.

3) XXXX tastes like penises

XXXX tastes exactly like penises, I know it, because I扉e tasted
hundreds of penises.Try it yourself and you惻l find out that it愀
true.

4) XXXX comes into your bed

You are in your bed, alone , asleep.

Suddenly and without warning XXXX comes into your bed !

What do you do ?

5) XXXX is crap/gay

XXXX is crap/gay, only morons support/adore/listen to (insert verb) to
it.

I rather fuck a sheep (insert something disgusting here) than
supporting/adoring/listening to (insert verb) XXXX.

6) A gay XXXX raped me

I was walking outside, nude.

Suddenly and without warning a gay XXXX appeared and started to rape
my asshole.

Then the XXXX forced me to suck his enormous cock and sucked mine,
too.

The XXXX raped me for h hours, m minutes and s seconds.Then he left.

Now my asshole hurts badly and my penis is sore and I have the foul
taste of XXXX - sperm in my mouth.

So don愒 walk around nude outside, or a gay XXXX could rape you

7) My penis is a XXXX

My penis is a XXXX, this is great, because I can YYYY with it (fill in
with something that fits the newsgroups e.g.

My penis is a sniper rifle

This is great, because I will never miss the target.

8) I wanked on the XXXX

Sorry, but I had to do this.

9) YYYY is better than XXXX

YYYY is much better than XXXX, because XXXX is crap, nobody needs it.

(This is good in comp.sys computer newsgroups, because these guys
usually cry when someone says bad things about their computer systems)

10) XXXX is (MEGA- , GIGA-, TERA- ) - BOGUS

XXXX is (MEGA-, GIGA-, TERA- ) BOGUS, it愀 the biggest BOGUS in the
universe.

Only idiots believe in this crap.

It愀 BOGUS*BOGUS*BOGUS*BOGUS

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So go and troll all the newsgroups with these troll modules, the
netKKKops are waiting.

[Xomicron]

old_c...@yahoo.com (Eric Coldo) wrote in
news:346152f0.04042...@posting.google.com:

> 6) A gay XXXX raped me
>
> I was walking outside, nude.
>
> Suddenly and without warning a gay XXXX appeared and started to rape
> my asshole.
>
> Then the XXXX forced me to suck his enormous cock and sucked mine,
> too.
>
> The XXXX raped me for h hours, m minutes and s seconds.Then he left.
>
> Now my asshole hurts badly and my penis is sore and I have the foul
> taste of XXXX - sperm in my mouth.
>

> So don't walk around nude outside, or a gay XXXX could rape you

One of my all time favorites.