full moon ( but th clown is dead )
<<< fucking big smile >>>
***
half six
well nearly
smokin
a mix
bush and hydro
by th way
im scared of strong women too
th deodorant just doesnt work for em
***
krusty was dead
"bart couldnt have that"
***
mu
"jealous kids"
***
different music
***
th wizard wont be on th unicycle in town tonight
for th full moon
***
you'll have to conduct your own ceremonies
***
never did hear back from michael
"was it a dream ?"
ah well
***
just waitin for th drugs to kick in
was straight all day
still drizzlin
th wizard claims a rain day
begs off from frightening ppl
on th foot paths
***
it's all very well to say
make money out of it
i cant be fucked anymore
wanna head north for th winter
and live in a trailer
***
hate th cold
***
pole position
"cities"
***
you ever been disappointed in yur coven ?
***
"th warlock is pissed today"
"th warlock doesnt talk often"
go away
massive aattack
"09 - hymn of th big wheel"
+++
th wheel doesnt come out in th rain
not for
YOU
occasionally for me
***
"th full moon calls"
tell it to leave a twenty
or fuck off
***
let's go home jennifer
these southerners are weird
***
"fight for th cause"
"we want th north to secede"
make north queensland it's own state
***
"i love what you do"
how extra ordinary
***
"you should be funded"
yeah
<<< smile >>>
you just keep thinkin that
***
i'll be in cairns by th time it clicks
ah well
***
alex lloyd
"lucky star"
***
i got enough jen
five years of
singin in th street
go somewhere quiet
a browse back thru my diary
and sit down and write a tale
we go away for that
th loner departs
"ridin on a wheel"
flying
***
"how many ppl did we sing with ?"
lots
"did we write enough of th stories down ?"
yes
"what about th stuff we couldnt write ?"
we have that too
***
pain's high today
less pain
living away from th big city
with all those pheremones
did you try jennifer?
"yes, i spoke to enough"
"and was honest"
***
that five years
makes my life story
sound so much better
thank you
south east queensland
***
chris isaak
"wicked game"
***
it's taken some of th edge off
couldnt tell my life story anymore
got too sad
now MY tale
has some balance
five years of runnin around
as a street entertainer
on a unicycle
soakin up real smiles as payment
for karma
real smiles are addictive when you;re sad
stop bein sad
and...
***
ok
my parents died in a double murder suicide
and
i escaped alive
and my testicles make life painful
especially dealing with women
and i cant see my child
cause i cant deal with that woman
but
i spent five years laughin
and it;s good medicine
i've been named an aboriginal elder
and i'm a shaman
they want me to pick a tribe
who are yur ppl ?
***
i have serious work to do now
thank you for th smiles
***
tonight
is th eve of
invasion day
celebrated locally
as
australia day
a day of sadness
and i see some black faces
on th television
smiling
celebrating australia day
white black faces
like colin powel
ya dig ?
i'm not fucking smiling
celebrating australia day
they committed genocide
on my ppl
really raining now
***
the land cries
***
bob marley
"no woman no cry"
***
a lull
<< Smile >>>
sang this with
so many buskers
watchin ppl smile
time for a cone
i blew back into brisbane
from th north
on a motorcycle
with a tank bag
left it again in a little four wheel drive and a trailer
for eight years or so
an i been back about
another eight years
came back in a truck last time
i gotta push on thru
first time i left
i was in a white
falcon sedan
and i look outside
and yeah
i got a white falcon sedan
again
and once again
i'm lookin north
laurie anderson
"blue lagoon"
cause ya play a violin
ellen made me cry
we were singin together
in th street
about our home in th north
on th tablelands
i may never see you again ellen
but i wll go home again
back to th mountains
***
no motorbike anymore
but i sublimate
got a couple of
real grouse unicycles
and
i can ride th wheel off em
had ppl
filming
as i rolled down th big beach
at surfers paradise
in a foot deep of water
won them
th schoolie video of th year
got told endless
in th street
***
"i saw ya on telly"
ok
your life must be thrilling
***
i havent
***
this girl fell in love with me
and painted my faces for free
my girlfriend felt kinda
sharing
but i was goin out with her best friend too
i dont have any pictures of those faces
they were pure
ephemeral
art
i have a long walk into th rainforest
to get to my home
my ppl adopted me
many moons ago
and sent me forth
***
laurie anderson
"example 22"
***
when you walk
the big bush
as i like to do
you come across
things
and ppl
th feral hippies
are a long way in now
my last visit was
a really long walk
sufficient that
i dont generally carry water
for a less than four hour walk
i carry water
***
thank you for your invitation
***
i am a medicine man
aboriginal elder
this is my land
you want a permit ?
<<< smile >>>
***
religious ceremony goin on here
you are forbidden
***
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***
some things you may not know
racial memory
***
kristin hersh
"your dirty answer"
***
bend over and touch yur toes
no i dont think i will go on holiday with you
***
i gotta go home
***
i was daytime dreaming of my garden th other day
and writin about
standin on th far side of it
cause of th heat
then of course
i was headed to town
which th spirit guides say is dead
and wayno
grabbed me and took me to a doof
wild hippie bastard he is
we were on th other side of th plants
away from th heat
coppers couldnt find us
we did have th fog machine on
music didnt go down
they still couldnt find us
funny as
fuck i laughed
was three nights shy
of th full moon
jennifer
"but it was your poke at th coppers"
"And in th time frame"
"ok wiz"
"you are excused"
"i'm sorry"
"i apologize"
***
"dont lose wayne"
he lives north of here
<<< Smile >>>
***
you grow nice pot man
***
kristin hersh
"Echo"
***
mixes well with th hydro
should market a blend
no man
it's a special blend
we guararantee
five different weeds
premium weed
comes in a pack
***
if ya gunna sell drugs
do it properly
***
coming soon
kuta weed
premium rolled marijuana blend
blessed by th religion of kuta
ku-ta
honey of th native stingless bee
doesnt hurt much goin in
but fuckin hell man
it;s got a kick like a mule
premium kuta weed kings twenty's
you can;t afford fitty's
available at all good drug dealers...
***
if you have to ask th price
***
"blessed by an aboriginal elder"
***
she said
what makes you an aboriginal elder ?
how do you know when ?
when someone calls you one
you are one
it's not something you claim on yurself
she dug it
***
we were th life of th party
stirred things up
***
and she had her hand halfway down his pants
i was whingin
gunna have to lie to my diary
that there was 200 ppl here
and they were screwin under th tables
th host got off on that one
it's like cheatin on yurself isnt it
lyin to yur diary
***
k's choice
"i'm not an addict"
***
well not according to th government
***
gettin old and cranky
not as prepared to be in pain
been a good year
***
laid some real nice trails
thru th forest that is
th ppl who rule us
***
they just stand there now
and smile and nod
beaten
***
i needed some way to make th cash
to buy a trailer
cause th boys have gotten pussie
dont like payin gst on money
they pay to me
thats a cost of th black economy ya fuckheads
stop whingin
but um
got offered somethin today
that's right up my alley
i was a truckie in brizzie
for twenty odd years
my car
my pace
hmmm
***
gotta go back to work for a little while
to put th makings together
got a mate who wants to go into business
and im th senior partner
***
i dunno
workin for a showie for twenty years
some ppl's eyes just
bulge
with th possibilities
***
kraftwerk
"its more fun to compute"
***
i got like
thirteen or fourteen more months
on th program
can do whatever i please
***
coffee break..........................................
BRB
***
watching th colony
***
had a chat to little brother
about a van
we had a 22 footer together
he inherited it
and took it out bush
and killed th fucker
i was thinkin a 15
he reckons a 20
but he's got his nose in it now
paulie's alive
***
genie's van is a 20
he's also in an xf falcon
but his is a ute
i hauled th 22 behind th xc
***
i can
do like th others in my family
haul back out onto th road
id stay in th coorrie camp
oops sorry
bop into bundy
see some old bike mates
was vice president of a club there
haul thru
gin gin
happy rock
know some folk in mackay
come back
and see my nephew
stay a couple weeks
head south for th summer
whole bunch of us have done it
i keep fuckin up and stoppin
no
got absolutely nuthin to do with fuckin women
go away
***
love th black fella camp
***
i love boppin into a fresh town
on my unicycle
***
too many ppl sayin hi to me
i've used up this place
off we go
***
go th flathead
lovely lizards
used to be well addicted
to hunting flathead
stood on many many stingrays
throwin lures at duskies
***
th old bastards
up th road
to th north a bit
used to nail th heads
to their garage roof
or
th ubiquitous shed
biggest one i ever pulled up
melissa with th big tits
pulled a massive girlie attack
and nearly threw me outta th boat
fuck he was big
ugly and
just fuckin gorgeous
and if she wasnt
she woulda gone swimmin after him
fuck i was cut
***
i did a trip round frazer
island
without a cooker
had to light a fire
to make a cup of coffee
was th best trip
i ever had
i sat there
composing lists
of what i would take next time
still got it somewhere
it's my packing list
always includes
a landcruiser troopcarrier
that kind of list
***
i got one
twelve foot six surf rod left
someone stole my tackle box
***
flyin down th beach
th coffee bug hits
handbrakie
gather some sticks
and throw th pot in th fire
and study th gutters
with polaroid sunnies on
ah
tailor
tailor fishing
better than sex
***
song for th ads
kraftwerk
"tour de france"
***
thinkin of choppin up my tour de france
and makin a boy's bike out of it
one wheel dickhead
***
th banks wouldnt entertain me
for five years
so i had a little holiday
***
bitch stole th money outta th mortgage
***
repercussions girl
***
ya never think
***
gettin on for ten months bein single
it's time to fuck off
***
i'll lose my freedom again otherwise
***
i know this beach up north
ya can ride a unicycle on it for
hours
it' so big
***
i'll have to ask
cause they only let four wheeldrives on th island
can i travel th island ?
by one wheel
just ride th low tides
carry a rod and alvey reel
a tent
bait
some eatin utensils
and a pot
and um
a bag of drugs
fun as
***
sorry
just plannin a holiday
***
i'll take a notebook
to write down th things i should have taken
list :
more drugs
less alcohol
.
.
.
landcruiser troopcarrier
***
3 packets of four o hooks
1 packet of four o eye hooks
two large pairs of pliers
***
ya gotta make your own four gang hooks
***
metal traces-sharp teeth
i packet of mixed surf sinkers
i clasp knife
i fish knife - hatchet we go for big fish
***
<<< smile >>>
pulled a lovely shovel nose shark
out of th surf
last trip
fuck he tasted good
***
killed fish for every meal
***
i only eat what i catch
***
blowie outside
gunna be a nice fly
***
hmm
watchin some
conspiracy show
th bin ladens flew home
***
when th first plane hit th tower
i was readin tom wolfe's
the right stuff
page three
tom's
vivid
description of what it's like
to die
in burning aviation fuel
my brother
yelling from his bedroom
turn your telly on paulie
a plane has just flown into th world trade tower
turned th telly on
saw th pictures
and
looked down
and
reread th paragraph
shook my head
***
lit another cone
and
oooh
money curses are viscious arent they ?
and
th next plane went into th other tower
th memory i was tryin to repress
and doin a good job of it
i miss my son
was flyin thru new york
in flight simulator
with my son andrew
who liked to crash th planes
into th buildings
so i'd
fly a jumbo over th city and
he'd tell me which building to crash it into
and we stuck a couple into th world trade towers
it's not easy being psychic
***
they stuck out
***
my curse is worse than my bite
***
invasion day will find me
in th bush
th witchdoctor is in grieving mode
***
hunted my ppl down like dogs
called them fauna
not human
an animal
and you refuse to apologize
for your mistake in judgement
i find you contemptable
***
full moon
th devil gets to fly
on th full moon
***
i cannot understand how you can sell yourself
to th idea
that we should all celebrate australia day
without reconcilliation
***
i dont mind
puttin smiles on ppl's dials
for th love it engenders
but some things are plain wrong
***
a french flick
hard to read th subtitels
while ya type
my french is a little rusty
i'll leave it go
i understand more than i can say
***
i got in trouble in france
***
little black boy from australie
she was a lovely girl
***
that xmas eve
with francine
with all th french chicks
on th gold coast
<<< smile >>>
told her my family's last name
not my stepfathers name
french/dutch family
we claim belgium as our racial home
i'm a long way from home
well half of me is anyway
your husband is going to catch us on th couch
<<< Smile >>>
french girls are wild
he did
he was pretty cute about it
i had to hit on th hostess
she was th best lookin chick there
is it my fault
all th others didnt bring a boy
i want what i cant have
and i got enough of it to be happy
at th dinner table
he chucked a major wobblie
wanted some attention from his beautiful wife
in his beautiful mansion
i told him he should be happy with th eye candy she laid on
for all our eyes
i got a nice toast for that one
and he made it
nice man
i did have my tongue down your wife's throat
i apologize
we wont bring it to table
***
"fuck she was cute"
***
many drinks and much drugs
and we were th entertainers
womble and wal and th unicycle man
i was th singer
much laughter...
***
womble and i were
more stand up than anything else
***
i told this tale
to little brother
of singin th atm
song
do ya listen to th lyrics ?
while we tell ya
i got your card number
and your pin number
video camera in th tree
above you
you can still sing it there michael
but will it be th same ?
without paulie in th background
***
im not comin out to work
i quit
overworked
underpaid
i'm on strike
bored i think
***
been there done that
***
hangin shit on ppl
is fun
***
"the phantom"
"of th opera is dead"
fuck him
he's too expensive to maintain
he doesnt get me laid anyway
it's usually th chick knockin at th door
***
let's take a chance
go to
all music
random
and see what th music says
the black eyed peas
"the boogie that be"
***
sorry man
i aint comin out singin
***
done my time as a clown
singin in th street
can insert into my life story
five years
as a unicyclin singin street entertainer
did it for th love
give my life some balance
singin white girls blues
in th street
this chick th other night
i was singin
the lesbian blues
my hands are too fuckin slow
will ya hurry up and get off bitch
i wanna go nightclubbin
cracked her up
i dont need to hit th street
to see pretty girls smile
rather go to th beach
they walk up and ask for photos
but ya learn to live with it
go for a ride up th big beach
in tourist season
on one of my modified fly wheels
in a foot deep of white water
g'day
just comin back from goin shoppin
plastic bag over th shoulder
block of margarine and some more salt
and a litre of milk
ten k's down th beach from th nearest shop
at happy valley
i ride th tide
i'm about four more k's down th beach
th sand gets too soft
when th tide rises
well i like beer
you play that there guitar ?
play me something you love
i used to be a background singer
george carlin
"i love my dog"
i got some tailor in th larder
caught this dawn
i have to get home and rescue em from th dingoes
you folks wanna come over for dinner ?
got a little camp
other side of th midden
no
im an aboriginal elder
i got a different kinda permit
can i show you some hospitality ?
<<< Smile >>>
***
fish just jumped on my line
last time i was there
caught th biggest tailor
i'd ever caught
cause i was goin out to show
th idiot who'd just bagged a baby bream
and killed it
what karma was about
***
BTO
'you aint seen nothing yet"
***
the why of something
i saw a wrong
and we were doin cones
in th dawn
on th dune
i'm a holy man
he needs to be taught a lesson
walk out
he's using a bream rod
only fishin for tiddlers
i've got a massive surf rod
with th biggest bait outta my creel
he's killing babys for bait
i understand tailor
they regurgitate
and go for th bigger bait
they chop tails
cruel fish
and then hit on th second strike
that's when ya get th big bastards
i cast out
to new zealand
one of those big long
lazy
side casts
all that jaggin mullet
four thousand casts in a row
and hooked up
two seconds after it hit th water
and let go
give it a wiggle
not much surf this early
on th open beach
and
bang
solid hookup
biggest i ever had
had to walk him to th beach
guys stopepd in four wheel drives
lines went in th water
th guy had
twenty other guys out there
scarin his tiddlers away
fishin for th big stuff
i walked off th beach
and threw it in th pan
mik called me a cunt
but he was smiling
***
it's what ya have to be sometimes
***
nirvana
'lake of fire"
garbage
"shut your mouth"
***
never fear dear
there are some things i never tell em
***
i'm here conducting religious ceremonies
on behalf of th ppl
***
well i'm half white
my mother was dutch
i can talk white
***
"i can talk black"
***
aboriginal elder
***
sorry
just thinkin out loud
yur readin my mind
i give ya permission
to read it
but not to coment on it
i dont listen to your mind
i get enough of that in real life
***
it;s an intrusion
***
tool
"h"
***
actually it's
H
***
have to prepare to fly
the flywheel calls me
for th midnight flight
on th full moon
flying down th biketracks
on my unicycle
to get to th magic grounds
in th bush
there to take some magic drugs
then climb back onto
my magic karmic wheel
and fly home
.
.
.
<<< fucking big smile >>>
***
p.s.
was th first thing
seen at dawn
by my namer
will you sit down <<< fucking big smile >>>
you;re giving me th shits
i cant see the television
i'm gunna rename that boy...
city high
"Track No18"