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EMA,Earth girls are beyond easy. Starring Kiss BT Hotrod.

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Deathsauras

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Aug 30, 2006, 3:55:15 AM8/30/06
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Here's a Deathy fanfic. I haven't done one of these in a while. I
think my last Deathy fanfic was "Ravage 3 bodies evoultion."

WARNING THIS FANFIC AIN'T INTENDED FOR THOSE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS
OF AGE. this fanfic is more on the adult level of the RECENT Kiss Play
BT magna stories & even mimmicks a fellow ATT member named Derek's
fanfic.

"EMA,Earth girls are beyond easy."

It was a normal night on Earth,The Decepticons were busy on the planet
Mars stealing rare energy crystals. Each Autobot was given orders by
Optimus to help the Police patrol the earth cities. Optimus felt
responsible for the earth armies+police being diminished by 60% in
death tolls due to last years Decepticons attack. Optimus & his girl
friend Elita-1 personally hand picked every autobot for there
particular earth task. the animal autobots teamed up with the
construction based autobots to help demolish/build & rebuild the
damaged earth cities. The smart autobots helped the earth Scientist in
various technological experiments & shared cybertronian technology with
them.The female autobots were given nurse & baby sitting earth kids
duties The combiners & autobot rescue vechicles helped police the earth
cities. The young race car autobots were given night police patrol the
cities duties. After After Optimus & Elita-1 gave the orders they
headed for bed.

The ever curious Hot Rod noticed Optimus Prime's hand on Elita-1's big
round tight ass as they passed by.Hotrod got a hard on & said to
himself,damn Prime's a lucky bastard. Hotrod remembered a sexy flash
back of accidentally seeing both Arcee & Blackarachnia having sex in a
shower a few months back. that was the first time in 4 million years
that Hot rod saw Woman's big breast,pussy,ass,etc.. Hotrod asked to
join them but the lady fem bots said no thanks. the fembots were nice
enough to let Hot rod watched them as they made hot sexy lesbian shower
sex with each other. While Hot rod watched with eyes wide open. hot rod
dreamed of the day he'd have sex with a female autobot & lose his
virginity.

As Hotrod saw all the autobots walk hand in hand towards there bed
rooms. hotrod almost went into another dream fantasy,but was
interrupted by optimus prime.

Optimus Prime: "Hot rod what are you still doing here? your suspose to
night patrol ploice the Las Vegas Nevada city."
Hot Rod: "Yes Prime I'm Leaving right now.

As hot rod left the autobot base for his night city patrol. Prime felt
worried that the new recruit From Cybertron wasn't quite ready for the
night patrol earth city task. Elita-1 Assured prime to give the lad
some time before he gets use to the earth & his new patrol duties.
Elita-1 then took prime's hand & placed it on her pussy & said round 2
awaits.

ELSEWHERE IN LAS VEGAS NEVADA:
Hotrod arrived using the space bridge road technologhy that Landfill
created recently. Hot rod was weary & road around the Nevada city on
his so called BOORING night patrol police watch.

Hotrod: "Why do I get stuck with night patrol,while the other autobots
are having sex with the fem bots."
Hot Rod: "Damn I wish I had what optimus has,he's can sure please the
fem bots."
Hot Rod: "Damn freaking Springer & Silverbolt there probablly having a
gang bang orgy with arcee & blackarachnia right now. while I'm stuck
doing night police patrol."
Hotrod: "Damn ain't no humans out at this time of night to protect."

Just then hot rod drives towards Las Vegas Nevada Board walk.

Hotrod: "I wonder what all those earth woman are doing half dressed
walking the board walk."
Hotrod: " I wonder who those angry black guys with gold are doing
bossing the woman around.

Just then Hotrod takes a closer look on this strange earth activities.
Just then a Black woman with a big fat,tight juicy ass,thick body &
decent sized tits approaches the Hot Rod autobot car.

EMA The black Prostitute: "Hey,what's up baby,you wanna get in's me &
taste me."
Hotrod: "I'm not what you think,I'm a autobot warrior from planet
Cybertron."
Ema the black Prostitute." What's that matta baby don't they have
females from where your from?" you ain't gay right?"
EMA the prostitue: "I'm's only 19 years old baby with a 46 inch ass &
38 EE breast with a thick bod that tight,juicy & wet pussy." I'm even
shaved"
Hotrod: " Yes we have females,I'm straight. I'm still a virgin."
Hotrod: "I ain't no gay like dead end who picks up young boys(emo."
Hotrod: "What your name?"
EMA the black prositite: "My name is XIAO,but my friends call me EMA."

Just then the conversation gets cut short by a angry black pimp daddy
called sweet tooth.

Pimp Sweet tooth: "What'cha doing bitch,where's me monies for the day."
EMA The prostitute: "I'm Tryings baby,give me a few more hours."
Pimp Sweeth tooth: "Get your big fat ho ass here & get ready for a
beating."
Ema the prostitue: "Please no,nots today,my ass is still sore from last
week's beat down."
Pimp Sweeth tooth: "What'cha say bitch,you's be dis-respecting me in
from of me's boyzz."

Just then Pimp Sweeth tooth starts running to beat down Ema the
prostitute.

EMA the prostitute: "You's gots to helps me auto bot warrior."
HOT rod: " How can I help?"
Ema the prostitute: "Let a sista gets a free ride outs of here in a
hurries."
Hot Rod: "Get in Ema."

Just then hotrod & ema race off while pimp sweeth tooth chases with
foul ghetto curses.

EMA: " Thanks baby,I would have gotten beat down today if it weren't
for you."
Hot rod: "Your welcome that's what i'm here for."
EMA the prostitute: "Take me to my mom's house in California,I'm gonna
give up this Prostitute gig & become a nurse."
Hot Rod : "What's a Prostitute?"
EMA: "It's a person who sells there body for sex."

Just then hot rod got a major hard on & said to himself,I wish we had
prostitutes on Cybertron.

EMA: "What's that matta baby,why you so quiet."
Hot Rod: " I'm appologize I was day dreaming."

As the 2 traveled towards California,Ema felt embarrassed going to
momma's house dressed like a prostitute. Just then EMA reached into her
bag & preparred to change.

EMA: "I'm's gonna gets changed into a more decent outfit. momma's can't
see me dressed like this."
Hotrod: " Okay,I'll pull over to the side road so no one see's you
getting changed."
EMA: " Thanks baby."

Just then Hotrod turned on all his inside camera's & prepared to watch
the free nude show.
As hotrod watched his his stick shift got hard & big. EMA Took off her
top first & then her bra. Hotrod watched as those big black juicy tits
got free from there bra. Hotrod got so excited that he started leaking
Oil from his engine. Ema un-zipped her skirt & pulled her panties down.
Hotrod noticed the panties reaching the car floor & started to
smell/sniff the panties. Ema was now completely naked inside the car.
hotrod felt the womans body inside his car. hotrod felt the sweet black
tight ass all over his seats & was loving every minute of it.
hotrod looked at EMA's body & his stick shift was beyond hard & growing
fast. more fluids leaked from the car. hotrod got a good look at Ema's
pussy,tits,ass,legs,thick bod & so forth.
Just thern EMA was preparing to get dressed but got interrupted by
hotrod.

HOTROD: "Please don't get dressed yet,i'm enjoying watching & feeling
your naked body inside my car."
EMA:"That's sweet baby,I'll stay naked for you."
Hotrod: "thanks ema."
Ema: "You look damn fine,your still a virgin at your 4 million year
age."
Hotrod: "Yeah I get nervous around fem bots."
EMA: "That's a damn shame baby,I gots to help you lose your virginity."
HOTROD: "I'd love to have sex with you tonight baby."
EMA: "Slow downs baby,I gots to see the cash & gets paid first. Ain't
no one's tapping this pussy for free."
Hot rod: "I don't have any money."
EMA: "I don't give freebies baby. You want to play with this fine body
tonight,I needs to get paid."
HOTROD: "I have a gigantic diamond & a few 24 Karat gold bars in my
glove depatment. will that be enough for your services tonight?"
EMA: "Yeah that's more than enough baby,I'm gonna rock your world for
hours baby & make sweet love to you.

MEANWHILE Back at autobot base. the Decepticons returned & killed
Optimus Prime in battle.

ELSEWHERE with Hotrod & EMA.

EMA:"Where's your dick baby,i'm wanna give you a tug job & blow job for
20+ minutes."
HOTROD:"The transformer equivelant of a Dick is there stick shift."
EMA:"Yummy baby your stick shift is nice & big & hard."

Just then Ema started jerking hotrod dick/stick shift & giving him a
hell of a hand job. hotrod began leaking fluids like crazy. EMA Then
put her huge Prostitute mouth over Hotrods dick/stick shift & started
sucking it like there was no tommorow. hotrod was amazed at how at
human female could give him such pleasure. hotrod got all hard & big.

EMA: "I wants this big 20 inch long 7 inch wide stick shift/dick in my
pussy."
Hotrod: "okay,i'm hard for you baby."

Just then Ema removed her wet dripping mouth from hotrods Dick/stick
shift. EMA opened up her legs & sat on top of hot rods stick
shift/dick. Ema opened up her pussy & inserted hotrods stick shift/dick
into her pussy.

EMA: "Wow your big baby,it's gonna take a minute or 2 to inch your
whole dick/stick shift into my pussy."
Hotrod:"Take all the time you baby,your pussy feels so warm & wet."

Just then Hotrod stick shift/dick finally got all inside ema's sweet
black pussy. EMA Rhode hot rod's dick/stick shift all night. with every
ride,hot rod felt his virginity slip away into the sunset. EMA Handled
hotrod's dick/stick shift like a pro & smiled as she fucked him. hours
went by & ema was still riding him. hot rod managed to transform his
robot head inside the inside car & lick+suck ema's tits,ass,legs,mouth
& pussy. Hotrod & ema were having the time of there lives. Hotrod was
leaking fluids all night.

Then something strange was happening. Hotrod was no longer a boy,ema
was making him a man. hotrod's voice began to deepen. hotrod noticed he
was getting more powerful & becomming bigger. ema as she rode hotrod's
Dick/stick shift,noticed the the change too.
ema noticed hotrods dick/stick shift was growing bigger & harder at a
incredible huge rate.
hotrod noticed that his robot body & alt mode were growing too. ema &
hotrod noticed that the sports car alt mode was changing into a huge
race truck.

EMA: "OH,Baby I can feel you inside me,your getting so damn huge."
Hotrod:"I can feel the change too,your making me a man baby."
EMA: "Cum inside me baby,i wanna feel your warm fluids inside me."
HOTROD: "AH,I'M Cumming baby,ah yeah."
EMA: "Oh baby your cum feels so warm."

Just then Hotrod became a man & heard+saw the dead spirit of his
recently killed leader optimus prime

Optimus prime: "ARISE RODIMUS PRIME."
Rodiumus Prime: "Optimus".
Optimus Prime:"Transcend your destiny from within." your the new
autobot leader now."

Just then Rodimus Prime thanked EMA for her services & dropped her off
at her mothers house in California.

HOTROD: "Thanks baby."
EMA:"Your welcome baby."

Rodiumus prime rushed to autobot city on earth to assist in the
fighting. Rodiumus Prime then got a phone call from Ema on his car cell
phone as he was fighting the battle.

EMA:"hi baby,I just did a pregnancy test & i'm pregnant with your
baby."
Rodimus Prime:"Wow that's good news baby,I'll come over & pick you up.
you'll live with me & we'll get married.
EMA:"C'mon over after the battles done & pick me up. i'll be waiting
baby."

Rodimus Prime was happy & fought the battle to the extreme. the other
autobots noticed something different about hotrod. Rodiumus took charge
of the battle & won/saved the day.
the female transformers noticed he was bigger than before & they wet
there panties.

Rodimus Prime: "Autobots i'm in charge now,you'll take orders from me
from now."
Rodimus Prime: "Autobots transform & roll out."
KUP: "I knew you had potential lad."

Just then Rodimus Prime raced off to get his woman. Rodimus picked up
ema & headed for autobot city on earth.

EMA: "I'm gonnna have your baby."
Rodimus:"I'm happy.

As Ema traveled with Rodimus towards autobot city on earth. EMA felt
Rodimus Prime's fluids/cum Transform/change her body.

EMA: "Something's happening to me baby,I feel different,I think i'm
changing."
Rodiumus Prime: "oh,no are you alright baby,Hows our baby doing?"
EMA:"OPEN the door & let me out baby,i need some fresh air."
Rodimus Prime: "Okay baby,doors open."

Ema got out & the fluids/cum started to change her. As Rodimus Prime
watched. ema was becomming a techno-organic transformer. Ema GREW to
female Transformer size. to rodimus Prime pleasure,ema's ass,tits &
thick black bod were present in her transformer form. Ema the
Transformer looked like a black shinny robot with a big round tight ass
& big round tits & thick bod. ema the transformer even had the big lips
& black robot hair too.

EMA the transformer: "I feel different."
Rodimus Prime: "You look great baby."
Rodimus: "SAY,TRANSFORM."
EMA the Transformer: "Transform."

Just then EMA The transformer transformed into a female style sexy race
car.
Rodimus & EMA Headed for home & told perceptor to be readdy to marry
them as soon as they arrived.

Upon his entry Rodimus & EMA were greeted by the autobots.

Rodimus noticed a bunch of GAY autobots & decepticons hanging out
around back.
Daniel was enjoying wheelie's cock,while dead end was doing the micheal
jackson thing with young earth boys. dead ends latest victim was a boiy
named EMO. Tracks was chasing after the young spanish guys.

Rodimus Prime: "You fag's/gays,get the hell outta here."
Danielle: "it's not what it looks like sir."


Just then wheelie pulled up his pants & said daniel begged for it. just
then wheelie & danieele started to argue & fight. Tracks ran off
looking for the next spanish male ass.

Deadend: "I don't have to listen to you,i'm a decepticon.
Rodimus Prime:" stop molesting that male human."
EMO: "i'm giving up the good of my own free accord.
Rodimus Prime: "Get ouuta here all you gay bastards.

As Rodimus Prime & EMA entered the autobot base all the female autobots
noticed how big rodimus got & wet there panties. Arcee & BA noticed how
big rodimus got & ran over to greet him.

Arcee & BA: "Welcome back sir/commander,do you want to join us in hot
sexy shower sex?

Rodimus had always day dreamed of the day he'd hear those words. heck
he fantasised/jerked off to that dream.

EMA The Transformer:" Back off bitches,this is my mam no,he's off
limits.you had your chance long ago & blew it."
EMA the Transformer: "Don't make me beat you bitches up."

Later on that day perceptor married rodimus & ema. it was a beautiful
wedding. autobots from all over the galaxy attended the wedding.
optimus prime looked on at the wedding from the allspark on cybertron.
the female autobots looked really sexy in those tight/skimppy wedding
dresses. Blackarachnia passed by rodimus & her bra feel off & her tits
popped out.
Rodimus got a major hard on when he saw BA's tits.

As mr & mrs rodimus prime made there way towards there room. all the
female transformer saw how big he got & they wanted him badly. rodimus
prime saw the female transformer look at him & he winked at them.
Rodimus Prime & EMA went inside the room & fucked all night long. the
fucking was so intense & loud that it shook the metroplex city.
metroplex felt & heard the sex & got a hard on. Metroplex was sad
because there weren't any female transformer the size of a city to play
with & fuck.

The next day finally came & Ema was exausted from the sex. Rodimus got
out of bed & told Ema he was going to do some leadership type stuff.

As Rodimus left the room,he'd knew they'd be sexy femeale transformer
waiting for him.
there must have been about 50 sexy autobot females waiting for rodimus
for sex.

Female transformers: "C'MON rodimus lets have a 1 guy with 50 females
orgy."
Rodimus:" As the new autobot leader I'll fuck you all today & later
we'll get in the shower for more fun."

Optimus Prime looked on from the all spark on cybertron & said.

Dead Optimus Prime: "We'll done ,there your bitches now,enjoy them.
that's the best part of being the autobot leader. you get to play with
& fuck all the autobot female transformers."

Rodimus looked on towards Prime & Optimus prime said: "make me proud."

Derik 'Inessi' Smith

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Aug 30, 2006, 11:58:33 AM8/30/06
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Deathsauras wrote:
> WARNING THIS FANFIC AIN'T INTENDED FOR THOSE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS
> OF AGE. this fanfic is more on the adult level of the RECENT Kiss Play
> BT magna stories & even mimmicks a fellow ATT member named Derek's
> fanfic.

ROFL... Deathy you rock, that was hilarious. I have a bunch of
favorite lines, but this is my most favorite:

EMO: "i'm giving up the good of my own free accord.

It made me laugh to hard I cried. (I can just see hm saying that,
irritated...)

#1 ATTER! DEATHY!

-Derik

Autobus Prime

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Aug 30, 2006, 1:40:16 PM8/30/06
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Deathy:

That story's pretty gross. Granted, Phallotron was gross, too, but
seriously...
I mean, I can see the humor Derik mentions but....eeeeeeew.

Cordially yours:
Autobus Prime
w/minicon Farebox.

Deathsauras

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Aug 30, 2006, 1:46:50 PM8/30/06
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Derik,Thanks for the positive fanfic review. With all deathy fanfics,I
try to insert humor to make it funny.

Everyone needs to click the read more option below the thread,to read
the full story. apparently I wrote so much Google couldn't handle it.
Odd this is the first time I've seen the "read more" option on ATT
Google.

crazysteve

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Aug 30, 2006, 1:48:39 PM8/30/06
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This should have been titled 'Giant F***ing Robots are Coming'.

robo_rob

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Aug 30, 2006, 4:19:51 PM8/30/06
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I never thought I would see the day slash returned out in the open.

"Arise Rodimus Prime" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chris McFeely

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Aug 30, 2006, 9:02:26 PM8/30/06
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Deathsauras wrote:
> Here's a Deathy fanfic.

It's like... those porno fanfics that you see spammed to newsgroups to
advertise paysites... except... worse. And scary.

Chris

Punch/Counterpunch

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Aug 31, 2006, 11:27:37 AM8/31/06
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That was...

<blarrrf...wharrrf...eeeeeyew...>

Okay, now that I'm finished throwing up, that was the most DISGUSTING
thing I have ever read.

I am extremely disgusted and very offended, and I'm straight!

I have a recommendation for you, Deathy:

DON'T EVER WRITE ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN!

That entire story was sick, vile, and degenerate. It was not funny in
the least.

-Punch/Counterpunch, who is going to clean up the barf off of the floor,
now.

maxmike!!

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Aug 31, 2006, 4:06:49 PM8/31/06
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Hmmm. Y' know...how do we KNOW this is Deathy? And not just a more hardcore
troll pretending to be Deathy?
mm

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Aug 31, 2006, 4:25:40 PM8/31/06
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On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 15:27:37 GMT, Punch/Counterpunch wrote:
> Okay, now that I'm finished throwing up, that was the most DISGUSTING
> thing I have ever read.

Aside from being incompotent, I doubt this story was any more "gross" than
essentially any other porn story on the internet. (I would even say that
the clumsiness made it less so than most.) I am willing to believe that
some people have never actually read any text porn, but seriously -- even
if someone merely read like two stories back in the mid 90s when they
first found the internet... I would expect them to have seen something
similarly graphic. You don't have to read many to find the equivalent,
*especially* among fanfic porn.
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Korin Duval

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Sep 1, 2006, 6:22:05 AM9/1/06
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On 30 Aug 2006 18:02:26 -0700, "Chris McFeely"
<gears_cha...@hotmail.com> wrote:

It really needs some serious spell checking.
At least up to line 15. Then I stopped.

Korin Duval

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Greenboy

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Sep 1, 2006, 1:36:24 PM9/1/06
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...I don't know what to say. I had no idea what to expect to be brutally
honest. It ain't Shakespear, I'll say that. I think my favorite part was
that Deathy writes stories like he types e-mail and posts. This isn't a
direct quote, but the type of style I'm talking about;

then He saw her pussy,tits,ass,etc. IMO,she was one hot Bitch. She
appologied to him for....

...and so forth.

That's where I was getting a kick out of things. 8^)

Green (I'm not saying it was bad, I just can't believe it) boy

David Willis

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> ...I don't know what to say. I had no idea what to expect to be brutally
> honest. It ain't Shakespear, I'll say that. I think my favorite part was
> that Deathy writes stories like he types e-mail and posts. This isn't a
> direct quote, but the type of style I'm talking about;
>
> then He saw her pussy,tits,ass,etc. IMO,she was one hot Bitch. She
> appologied to him for....

I want to know what "etc" in that context means.

--David
www.shortpacked.com


Greenboy

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Sep 2, 2006, 12:12:45 AM9/2/06
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>
> I want to know what "etc" in that context means.
>
> --David
> www.shortpacked.com
>

Left earlobe? 8^)

Greenboy

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