Funfic: Deathy Goes to the Bank.
Retardomontalban
The slight buzz of consiousness slowly overtakes Deathy, pulling him out of a
recurring dream of popularity.
As he gets out of bed, he stubs his toe on the bedframe.
"Ouch!" He yells out, "That has got to be Marvs fault!!" Then he makes a
mental note to himself to go back in time and move the bed.
Suddenly, Deathy realises that today is payday!!
Quickly, Deathy pulls on a fresh pair of Superman Underoos, gives the elastic
band a good *snap* and runs downstairs.
Mamma Deathy is in the kitchen preparing Deathys favorite breakfast, scrambled
eggs topped with picante sauce and burnt toast with the crusts ("bones" as he
calls them) removed.
"I have to hurry today, mommy," Deathy exclaims between gulps, " As today is
payday!"
"Another royalty check from Hasbro?" Mamma Deathy asks inquisitively.
" Oh, heavens no," Deathy says, " I showed them how to make toys a little *too*
well, and now they simply make thier own."
"I see" Mamma says.
In a flurry, Deathy runs to the mailbox to get his UPS paycheck. Funny that it
comes via regular mail.
"Good Morning Mr. Floppy!!" Deathy yells across the street to his nieghbor, a
retired circus clown.
"Lookin good, Deathy!!" Mr. Floppy shoots back, " You wanna come over and play
'Punch the Munchkin'?"
"Maybe later, as I have to get to the bank!!"
Minutes drip like sap as Deathy stands in line at the bank. The other
customers just stare at him, as someone might stare at a train wreck.
"Hmm," he thinks to himself, " I wonder how many of these people are on ATT?
They all look at me as if they know what a popular guy I am there.Perhaps they
know of my status as a *SMART* Transformers fan, and my legendary status in the
fandom....."
Suddenly Deathy realises that it is his turn. As he steps up to the teller, he
notices that she is a new employee, and quite beautiful...with a body that
could melt a cheeze sandwich from across the room.
"Not now, Mr.Chubber" Deathy thinks, realizing that he has developed an
erection.
Deathy hands her his paycheck.
"Ill be right back," she says.
She walks around a corner into a backroom. Deathy's eyes follow her shapely
rear end as it dissapears from sight. " Must be Jelly," Deathy thinks, "Cuz Jam
dont shake like that!!"
Suddenly there is some hushed discussion coming from the back room, followed
by a loud "Whoop" of laughter.
The young lady returns. "Ok, Deathy, lets cash that check" she says, as she
tries to regain her composure. "Would you like that all in nickles, or would a
few dimes be okay?"
Suddenly, Deathy realizes that he has gone to the bank in nothing but his
Superman Underoos.
I never "cut" the cheeze.........I slice it with the skill of an Iron Chef....
Zaku II
>Quickly, Deathy pulls on a fresh pair of Superman Underoos, gives the elastic
>band a good *snap* and runs downstairs.
That earns the award for "Worst Image Ever Conjured Up in a Funfic"!
")
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PWDESAI
alone
WJ
Iron Wookiee
>alone
Deathy, this fanfic was actually funny- unlike all the lame stories
you write about other people...
Zobovor the Cynical Bastard
Did you happen to notice the author of the post you were replying to? That was
pwd...@aol.com.
I guess it's theoretically possible that Deathy created another new screen
name, but it's also possible that pwdesai's just a newcomer who isn't aware of
Deathy's past history with ATT, so to him it might look like the story is
making fun of him for no reason. In the latter case, you probably owe pwdesai
an apology.
Iron Wookiee
>name, but it's also possible that pwdesai's just a newcomer who isn't aware of
>Deathy's past history with ATT, so to him it might look like the story is
>making fun of him for no reason. In the latter case, you probably owe pwdesai
>an apology.
Indeed... If pwdesai is in fact NOT Deathy with a new name, I owe him
or her a sincere apology. I'm not used to someone actually standing up
to Deathy, and the possibility of a newcomer entering the Deathy
situation never occurred to me.
I did find the story extremely amusing, though.
Mantyf
possible. He did already tell M Sipher to "blow it out your ass moron" for
disagreeing with him, and then immediately apologized. Maybe he finally
learned that boastful TF screen names give him away to fast.
Túrin
>
> After reading his other posts from the last day, I'd say its a bit more than
> possible. He did already tell M Sipher to "blow it out your ass moron" for
> disagreeing with him, and then immediately apologized.
Gimme a *break*. Sipher flamed him. If you're going to implicate
PWDESAI in wrongdoing, please try to get the story straight.
"Disagreeing with him." Merciful Megatron.
I have an idea, ATT. Why not give new posters the benefit of a doubt
before jumping down their throats or accusing them of being Deathy? If
they're legitimate new posters, well and good. If they're
Deathy-in-disguise or turn out to be losers, they'll show their true
colours soon enough. Why go out of our way to foster a hostile
environment?
<further comment snipped>
They call me Túrin. You should too.
Paul Segal
>
> Mamma Deathy is in the kitchen preparing Deathys favorite breakfast,
>scrambled
>eggs topped with picante sauce and burnt toast with the crusts ("bones" as he
>calls them) removed.
"Bones". For some reason that was the funniest thing in the whole fic to me.
-Paul Segal
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Fully transformerable.
TFG
working on a trade with Pwdesai. They're not even in the same state.
:)
Matt
Transformer Graveyard
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Irrellius Spam of the Potato People
>>name, but it's also possible that pwdesai's just a newcomer who isn't aware
of
>>Deathy's past history with ATT, so to him it might look like the story is
>>making fun of him for no reason. In the latter case, you probably owe
pwdesai
>>an apology. >>
pwdesai is not Deathy, nor is he really all that new..
Al-
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Megaman: "So what's your main attack?"
Hard Man: "I shoot my fist at people.."
Megaman: "So you go around fisting people?" - bobandgeorge.com
TJMD
> pwdesai is not Deathy, nor is he really all that new..
Yup, PWDESAI has been here since 2000, at least.
TJMD
... Deathy has a certain typing style, it's always the dead giveaway.
Pyre
>
> Yup, PWDESAI has been here since 2000, at least.
>
I don't think I've ever seen Deathy pick a name that wasn't Transformer
related either. Just because someone doesn't type that great doesn't
automatically mean that they're Deathy.
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