My Predictions for Transformers 3

Supremus

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Jan 2, 2010, 9:17:06 AM1/2/10

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First, happy 2010 for all.

I was thinking about TF3 last night, and these came to me:

- Mikaela will work on her dad new business, a bikini car wash.
- Jolt and Sideswipe will have more prominent roles.
- Ratchet will be killed and/or replaced/reformatted.
- A new Decepticon with a very cool alt mode will be killed gruesomely
in five seconds.
- New Autobots will transform into new GM concept cars and offend
minorities.
- Sam will try to propose to Mikaela during the entire movie, but only
will have sucess in the very end.
- Starscream will finally try to overtrow Megatron, only to be killed
five seconds later.
- Kup will have a prominent role.
- The Arcees are gone. Michael Bay hates them.
- Laserbeak will make an appearance.
- Leo will have a love interest.

...also known as Thunder

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Jan 2, 2010, 1:23:39 PM1/2/10

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Supremus wrote:
>
> First, happy 2010 for all.
>
> I was thinking about TF3 last night, and these came to me:
>
> - Mikaela will work on her dad new business, a bikini car wash.

Which will provide Michael Bay a rare opportunity to showcase several
hot new starlets in very little clothing. Critics and fans alike will
applaud this point.

> - A new Decepticon with a very cool alt mode will be killed gruesomely
> in five seconds.

Make that "a new Decepticon with a very cool alt mode will be killed
gruesomely *EVERY* five seconds."

> - New Autobots will transform into new GM concept cars and offend
> minorities.

Agreed.

> - Sam will try to propose to Mikaela during the entire movie, but only
> will have sucess in the very end.

At which point she'll confess her undying love for Leo because he's just
so much more manly. This will confuse the hell out of everyone watching
and they'll collectively wonder if they were watching the same movie
that the writers were.

> - Starscream will finally try to overtrow Megatron, only to be killed
> five seconds later.

Then he come back as a head/ghost and continue to offer comments on
Megatron's leadership.

t.k.

Megatron

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Jan 2, 2010, 11:57:07 PM1/2/10

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in this movie micheal bay will explore home for the holidays. a boy
turned man comes home for the holidays. optimus prime will return home
to cybertron for the holdays leaving the retarted twins in charge.

sam's away from college for the hollidays. mikeala sleeps over sams
house in his room. sam gets a call from bumblebee & races to save the
day leaving mikeala in his room. hours later sams dad comes home from
the bar drunk. sams dad goes into sams room thinking it's his room.
sams dad fucks mikeala thinking its his wife. mikeala doesn't say
anything & goes along with the fuck because sam's dad is big down
there. 9 months later mieala has a baby girl. sam gets made & say's
how can you have a baby if we've never had sex.

sam's mom catches mikeals & her husband having sex & hangs herself in
the bedroom closet. in typical micheal bay humor. sams mom has several
fuuny failed attempts until finally mikeala steps in & kills her.

dildo-bot is the cute little decepticon that women can't get enough
of.

Gustavo Wombat

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Jan 3, 2010, 2:55:57 AM1/3/10

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I think I would have preferred the Rob Cypher version.

Gustavo!