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Martin Musatov

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Nov 21, 2012, 2:30:03 AM11/21/12
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God created a set number of angels: 30 billion; 1/3 of all angels (10
billion) rebelled. God turned the rebels into spiritual darkness
(demons) and expelled them from heaven. There was a void in heaven of
10 billion open seats. God decided to create humans to replace the
demons. God said He would let demons trick people into following them,
but when 10 billion seats in heaven are filled, God will send demons
and those who follow demons to hell. Demons dress in fake human skin
and fly in UFO ships; pretend to be angels of light, ghosts, Pagan
gods, Grays, and Ouija board movers. “Jigsaw” from the movie “Saw” is
not only gay but he's the Antichrist. When people look at “Jigsaw”,
they will see many angels surrounding jigsaw, but in reality those are
demons. The main demon is black with red eyes. The Antichrist is white
with red eyes. If anyone worships “Jigsaw”, they'll go to hell 100% of
the time. Also, the world government will soon be issuing mandatory
small gray “world passports”. When people stretch their hands to
receive the small gray world passport, a small green electronic tattoo
with sixes will be given by lasers. If anyone receives this tattoo,
they'll go to hell 100% of the time. People who kill themselves wind
up in hell 100% of the time, for at least some of the time. Also,
people who blaspheme the Holy Spirit, go to hell as well. God is one
but decides to reveal Himself to the world in three distinct persons:
as God the Father, as God the Son (Jesus the Christ), and as God the
Holy Spirit. Now, let us switch to the UFO bases demons built on the
moon. They are located in lake Baikal, underneath Mariana trench
(Atlantis is there), and inside a fake mountain in Tibet (Buddhists
consider the mountain holy, but as was mentioned, Pagan gods are
demons). Back before the flood, or in other words (anti-antediluvian)
times. There was also a time when 200 angels told God they would fare
better than humans if they had human bodies (angels and demons lack
bodies – they are spirits). God told them He would give them human
bodies but if they mess up, He'll punish them severely. These 200
spirits agreed to took the deal. What happened was when these 200
angels (aka Annuli) in Pagan beliefs) descended on a mountain in the
Middle East; they saw beautiful female descendents of Cain, and took
wives for themselves. These 200 unengaged angels had giants as kids.
Giants built the pyramids and other colossal monuments around the
world. Annuli taught witchcraft, astrology, blood drinking, human
sacrifice, abortion, art of war, etc. God became angry and punished
the world for following Annuli. Annuli were imprisoned underneath a
desert in the Middle East. 300 thousand giants and 700 thousand people
(1,000,000 entrapment) who followed Annuli and other demons were
drowned in world flood. Only 8 people were saved in the flood. Me and
you are descendents of these 8 (Noah with his wife, and their three
sons with three daughters-in-law) who survived in an ark-ship. They
were all animals who knelt before Noah went into the ark with the
other Noah. Animals who didn't kneel were drowned. A bit later, Nimrod
(nice name for a futuristic past world leader) and his wife Semiramis
(she was in charge of a brothel at a truck stop) created a one state
Pagan religion (sun-red-moon-bull-sex-worship). Nimrod was also in
charge of building the tower of Babel, but was not responsible for
producing the film by the same name. The tower (Babel) was built by
Masons who wanted to reach heaven and fight God and establish Pagan
religion in heaven. This was so silly, to say the least. God burned
the top third of this tower, sank the bottom third inside the earth,
and changed their original language into 70 different languages. So,
one third of builders (replanting 23) killed each other because of
misunderstanding and misinterpreting, 1/3 ran away, and 1/3 were
cursed to become ape-men and elephant-people. Silly atheists claim we
come from apes when in reality ape-people were cursed Masons. Hindu
religion has an elephant-person deity. This is absurd. Let us get to
something even weirder. 80 foot dinosaurs live beneath the earth,
currently near Miracle Mile in Los Angeles (near the La Brea tar pits
where wholly mammoth bones were found). They will soon come out
through lakes and sinkholes and eat you. This is a punishment for
spreading ideas of evolution. Major climate change will follow
(seriously) it will get colder. There will be a lot of dirty water
everywhere. World governments will hide food on purpose too (in
silos). Stores with food will be set up to “laser” people with the
above-mentioned evil unsigned tattoo. It is better to die from hunger
than receive this tattoo. Now, let us go to the main message of
Christianity. God incarnated (took on human body) to die for our sins
so we can go to heaven. Why is this necessary? Well, remember the 10
billion seats from before? Yep, they are all empty because everyone
went to hell, but they are filling up fast. There were only 2 people
who went to heaven (Enoch and Elijah) was what some people called
them. So, God wants demons in the presentation to all people to burn
in hell, so He provided a cure for this - He died on the cross for our
sins and went to hell to prick our hearts and show us who are the
"believers in Him during their lives on earth" to take them to heaven.
Now most people go to hell too, but Christians go to heaven. Why?
because God said if you believe in what He did for you on the cross,
and if you admit your sins to God and love God sincerely, you'll go to
heaven. M u s a t o v

Martin Musatov

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Nov 21, 2012, 2:31:27 AM11/21/12
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Little did you know it was God who agreed to let the demons trick
everyone into following Jesus and me in Space and Time for all
eternity vanishing on a wisp toward an eternal hell irrevocably
fleeting already arrived.^

Martin Musatov

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Nov 21, 2012, 2:34:24 AM11/21/12
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On Nov 20, 11:30 pm, Martin Musatov <marty.musa...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Because God said if you believe in what He did for you on the cross,
> and if you admit your sins to God and love God sincerely, you'll go to
> heaven. M  u  s  a  t  o  v
Even if your case was off, or also if you were a bit and prime, he as
Alpha and Omega and me as the M in the middle of it all consuming
knowledge.

raven1

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Nov 21, 2012, 11:02:07 AM11/21/12
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Nov 21, 2012, 3:20:02 PM11/21/12
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On Tue, 20 Nov 2012 23:30:03 -0800 (PST), Martin Musatov
<marty....@gmail.com> wrote:

>God created a set number of angels: 30 billion; 1/3 of all angels (10
>billion) rebelled. God turned the rebels into spiritual darkness
>(demons) and expelled them from heaven. There was a void in heaven of
>10 billion open seats. God decided to create humans to replace the
>demons. God said He would let demons trick people into following them,
>but when 10 billion seats in heaven are filled, God will send demons
>and those who follow demons to hell. Demons dress in fake human skin
>and fly in UFO ships; pretend to be angels of light, ghosts, Pagan

Seek professional help immediately; do not pass "Go" do not collect
$200.00.

Father Haskell

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Nov 21, 2012, 4:58:16 PM11/21/12
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On Nov 21, 2:30 am, Martin Musatov <marty.musa...@gmail.com> wrote:

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