Tell all the little children:
Obama's chemical cloud gassing KILLED SANTA CAUSE!
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Chemtrails Kill Santa
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i102647
Written by Hydrogen Balloon
Topics: Santa, new world order
Monday, 12 December 2011
Another Chemtrail Victim
North Pole-- Don't bother looking for Santa Claus this Christmas Eve.
He's dead. The jolly old elf died from respiratory failure about a
month ago. Santa and his reindeer ran into a nasty patch of chemtrails
last year,and the results were fatal. All the reindeer have already
followed Santa to the grave.
Chemtrails are those wicked stripes in the sky that no one is supposed
to notice or talk about. The New World Order has been spraying
chemtrails for years, but only 'crazy' people are concerned. Santa
didn't believe in them either, until it was too late.
Santa first noticed a cough last Spring, that never seemed to go away.
By Summer, the cough had turned into emphysema, and he was given two
years to live. Santa was gravely ill by Autumn, and dropped dead just
after Halloween.
The reindeer had an even worse time after their chemtrail exposure.
The poor animals developed pulmonary nodules that quickly turned into
malignant masses in their lungs. The beasts were all euthanized a few
days after Santa died.
Although Santa is gone, the chemtrails are still in the sky. The New
World Order will have red and green chemtrails in the sky this
Christmas--be sure you don't look.
I looked; I'm pissed; I have a gun; I've never missed. Merry
Christmas from Adolph Obamacide and the chemtrail Nazis. Ho Ho Ho
Lock & Load motherfucker. Hitler crossed the Rhyne and killed Santa.
President Obama's Christmas gift to America:
http://tinyurl.com/brs3x2y