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Kadaitcha Man
male genitalia.; anal insert; spiked phallus; little peter; negligible
nippers; ailurophobia; dainty fiddle bow; obscene self-love; strong
twin-hills; yarbles; big love; smooth wind-tunnel; timeworn San
Francisco sixty-niner; brand name; sow your (wild) oats; spreading rusty
bullet wound; massive back hole; offensive bullets; bisexualism;
federating; bell; relations; thoughtless piccolo player; riding the
cotton cowboy; apodysophilia; beattie and babs; comfortable
Toblerone-tunnel; rutting; lecherous belly bump; hot beef injection;
phallus adamantus; badido; get buckwild; mammary glands; Queer and
Present Danger; hopeless guavas; deranged pork-sword sinking; genitalia;
doctor cocker; inhibited leg stretchers; unhappy snotty lips;
anklebiter; bundled; insipid little willy; dance the blanket hornpipe;
erasing the problem; How Stella Got Her Tube Packed; nasty kazoo;
whatsit; grin like a wanking Jap sim. To grin broadly, as a Nissan
executive might do as he turned (even more) Japanese (qv) as he neared
the vinegar strokes (qv) on his approach to the Billy Mill roundabout
(qv).; sadistic anal shagging; blow pop; hot tailing; mutt rag; tactless
dirty deeds; blurtbeard; organum virile; piteous papayas; boobys;
animalistic waterbed waltz; play cars and garages; ataxophobia;
bear-garden language; barndoor; punishing rib cushions; depraved dirty
deeds; tumescent; constipating butt smashing; Swallow Hal; make love to;
incompetent wand of light; beat the meat; crude groaning and grunting;
buffin' the muffin; break; lanky bangles; slutty choc jock; grease;
nauseating bazoo; seedy keester; waterless noogies; butt peddler;
tassel; amanda; liberated breasteses; bovril bypass; cookie;
aichmophobia; shtup; accidental abortion; glowing Dilberry-Creek;
ghoulish slug's belly; in a family way; driving the pink love bus into
tuna town; massive hidey hole; buffers; infectious codeye; bloomer;
abortively; bald-headed rat; biker; lax fuck muscle; shaggable n. One
who has a high degree of shagability.; bad boy; fixed; captain picard;
bye-blow; reduced loaves; low-grade cock-chafer; sexual relief; brad
pitts; hulking bone phone; twiddle; badger; waz v. variously To piss; to
puke; to wank.; one-eyed; bloody red flag is up; ass-wedge; temporary
priapism; active algolagnia; wild bone burying in the backyard; tender
oyster taco; afoaf; algorgynia; bologna bop; bat; lay the leg; bitchy
rabbit; sadistic jerk off time trials; bumhole engineer; miserable round
steak; seedy divit; putrid grandpa's knee; wanton to slam the clam;
bare-ass; in-and-in; bruised snutch; capacious inner-sanctum; jiggle
bone; light the lamp; bun in the oven; rageful suds draining; bar on;
organ of reproduction; vegetarian knick-knack; algophilia; brim n. The
skirting around the base of one's helmet (qv).; brother round mouth;
radish; birthday gear; bat off; having the painters in; wanton jewelry
jigglin'; agomphathymia; detestable bayonet drill; break the ice;
castrated taxi finders; boum-boum; plebeian sausage; have carnal
knowledge of; charms; do a bit of nifty; saturated lotus flower; have a
bit of giblet pie; brown wings n. The honour bestowed on a man after he
has completed a successful spell of bowling from the Pavilion end (qv).;
born out of wedlock; barf bag : n. Sick bag, as found on an aeroplane.
Also a useful alliterative insult.; Joannie Pneumatic; crap; bristle up;
large chuff; imperceptible meat enema; pussy fart; love machine;
rumpty-tumpty; boris; night physic; pestilent freckle; porcelain
spheres; ass boy; poop chute n. Bumhole; arse.; woeful
pleasant-eminences; get one's noodle wet; gorilla salad; nulling the
void; bushes; sodden badly wrapped kebab; hairy conkers; vain
boss-queen; wimpy fun-stick; moist panocha; poblycwm : n. Welsh
Literally 'People who like quim (qv)'.; ball buster; contagious
porthole; strong teacups; standard; hokey-pokey; purple-headed; beach
bunny; tiff; phallating club; ninny jugs; exhilarating crippler; stick;
bitch; a tergo; demented bull session; amateur; noxious boy-pussy;
ginny; mutton bayonet; ass broker; odious jackin'; indecent belly
bumping; bruised muff monster; stiffy; acquired immunodeficiency
syndrome; bashing the bishop; depressed norks; ambosexual; make;
wetting; decadent slap 'n tickle; past; pop-a-choppop; tree-shaped
bat-boy; South Pork; belly whiskers; cold-blooded wink wink, nudge
nudge; titch; up to the; shameful ding-dong; angel's suit; unseemly
backside-artist; acokoinonia; unhappy dick shed; cabmans rests; have a
turn on one's; gully-raker; fierce butter churning; roomy foetus flaps;
little brother; broody; brassierolagnia; bags of; male genital probe;
ballsey; disjointed throbbing purple spear of destiny; baby botting;
capacious stench-trench; infected fandango; halve the crack; clutch;
baby butch; adventurous leg sliding; get rigged; soap; chasm; blue joke;
birthday clothes; sport; unproductive bikini-fillers; kipper for
breakfast euph. To rise early and go for a horizontal jog (qv).;
mommy-daddy dance; fiery welly-top; toupee; bass ackwards; tasteless
roman helmet rhumba; gild the lily; broad mogambos; accessory gland;
elfin mister happy; ass jabber; a bit of front door work; get one's
jollies; asshole plugging; piggies; chocolate starfish n. See chocolate
eye, speedway, etc.; picnic in the lawn; flat two pebbles and a twig;
negotiate the forested; buckinger's boot; vile ethel; compass; clean the
carpet; carrot; bush patrol; petty toronjas; get wet; born in the
vestry; bankside lady; gruesome gazoo; hellish self-inflicted
intercourse; beam; thin rack; bitchy screaming-queen; a piece of dark
meat; toxic cooch; ram it; blodded park; burgundy handkerchief; gross
hammer slammin'; mayo; wong; undignified mariquita; pitiful wongas;
blessed event; go all the way; ineffective wedge bone; plump big dickus;
disused placenta poker; garish buggeranto; mamms; blindfolding; tits;
full-gorged diamond cutter; limp-prick; ambidextrous; masculine part;
the visitor; yawning cream canal; grapes; beef jibber; nook; bad-ass;
norks n. Knockers.; abusive penile regurgitation; threadbare hair pie;
swive; anaphrodite; flimsy jemimas; blue vein meatroll; lethal
jiggy-jig; dildo; give pussy a taste of cream; bed sports; revolting
impaling; whamdanglers; repulsive to exercise the armadillo; fiendish
dickie licking; Barclays rhym. slang A wank; five finger shuftle; hand
shandy (qv). Barclays bank - wank.; massacre at the beef curtain;
skin-headed camel hoof; hulking poop chute; degrading backstroke
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tactless zucchini action; dumplings on that, look at the Common
inter-male mammarial observation.; wretched bait beating; texas
longhorn; honey; cover; grunts n. The type of undesirable bints (qv) who
appear in reader's wives pages.; full-bodied pastries; bird's nest;
rageful roman helmet rhumba; broken down wrong-door; pendulous muff
missile; itsy-bitsy twat torpedo; go bed-pressing; wet
chocolate-highway; butthole raper; chuck; macabre butt plugging;
anilingus; crumb grinder; petty kettledrums; gender disphoric
arse-packer; deviant twinkie creaming; gentleman's pleasure; bury face
upwards; smooth bomb-bay; depressed tankslapper; scurvy milk shakes;
armstrong heaters; well-hung; love pump; soapy tit wank n. Sausage
sandwich (qv) served in the bath or shower.; pully hawly; accidental
pornography; bit of fish; jelly; big a; pillowed; abduction; aunt eater;
unrufflable ass king; sew your wild oats; large buffalo gums;
earth-shattering knuckle shuffling; feral salami slammin'; your oil;
thomas; shameful garbos; christmas; horizontal folk-dancing; starved
hairy scary and the two bald men; cute cornhole; naked bermuda triangle;
large foo foo; butt tape; lose the match and pocket the stake;
agyrophobia; Guess Who Came At Dinner; illicit anal fisting; fizzing;
The Slutty Professor; impotent li'l buddy; brothel creeper;
earth-shattering exchange of bodily fluids; vulgar one-eyed throbbing
python of love; jab; crumpet; base fuck; a piece of stray; bull bitch;
depraved horizontal exercises; abscess; hideous quivering mound of love
pudding; bald pearl pit; whidgey n. Eire Front bottom.; exploitative
butter churning; queen-sized arse-master; closefisted leaping in the
dark; rotted pocket rocket; shreddies n. Undercrackers; kecks;
underpants; trolleys.; twiddle-diddles; poe slap : n. Rubbing of the
bald genie's lamp; awakening of the bacon; a wank.; bottomless; niggling
purple-helmeted soldier of love; masculine part; donkey-dicked; tender
wuzza; bodyguard; accessory placenta; cross-eyed pussyboy; birth
control; at adam and eve; seedy stinkinoonie; petty badboy; man steel;
aspro; blind bob; wood; Eccles snake n. A penis with warts.; pierced
dyke; split-mutton; hand job; glowing chocolate-road; velvet orbs; screw
the arse off; decadent DNA exchanges; bit of alright; funch; unfit
shirt-lifter; squalid buster mcthunderstick; butyl nitrite;
tickle-brained bicha; shreddies n. Undercrackers; kecks; underpants;
trolleys.; see stars; non-penile pleasure pursuit; lepidopterist n.
Person who collects butterflies e.g. Val Doonican.; brown boy; weeping
womb; yawning flesh wallet; jiggle; dropping a load; bag of bones; pan
handle UK euph. Erect penis; wood; a bonk on.; giggling; low-grade
cadbury-alley; panty shields up, captain!; nubs; back slit; drooping
bassoons; ghastly twat; wallpaper the closet; rabid mattress marathon;
the pointer sisters; Touched By An Uncle; wooley booger; hardhearted
anal brutalisation; donkey-dicked; dimple-dick; missile; anal job;
spoil; it for the worms?; run-down yoni; all shaky-shivery; do the
horizontal tummy bump; nulling the void; gaping chutney-locker; ball
bag; blubbers; nose painting; trilling butt pirate; humpmobile; apple of
one's eye; one eyed one eyed monster; pugwash Aus. n. Blow job.; deadly
hairy hatchet wound; berthas; last favor; beastette; whangdoodle; lousy
puckered-gazoo; do the nasty; grievous bed sports; beat the goose;
bluff; brassiere; get up; fiddle with your middle; maniacal intercourse;
have one's oats; putrefied spam javelin; uninspirational toilet-queen;
tasteless game of hide the sausage; monthly trouble; masobs; bunny girl;
maimed purple-headed punisher; Tight Club; dirty bottom; crabs; make
ends meet; bombay crud; southern hemisphere; have a bit of fluff;
run-down seafood taco; hand made; Horny Python and the Bony Tail; penal
dick; astrophobia; cyclops; pestilent back-garden; bob the bologna;
odious intersexual relationships; depraved king crowning; milk buckets;
corsican; bulge; Mighty Joe Schlung; yodeling in the gulley; fountain
pen; beating around the bush; Driving It Into Ms. Daisy; anger rapist;
red letter day; ass-to-mouth; maleness; buffing the wood; nasty
date-locker; gaudy lad-lass; bubble-gum set; incompetent sweet rolls;
bed-swerver; bald glory road; plump dong-stick; tit tips; horry; bean
juice; petting the poodle; chuffle plug n. Tampon.; bum fiddle; bouquet
of assholes; put the boots to someone; flag; saddle bags n. 1. Labia;
piss flaps. 2. Scrotum. As in John Wayne's hairy saddlebags.; merciless
face fucking; arousing papayas; base over apex; caulk; shoot your load
v. To ejaculate; lose your mess; discharge the porridge gun (qv).; bam
bam; butyl nitrite; Eartha Kitts rhym. slang Shits; diarrhoea. Also Brad
Pitts, thrupenny bits.; disgustful butthole rape; crippled
freckle-puncher; lanky apples; breaking wind; goot; bumping pussies;
wanton yodel yanking; aching hitchhiker on the Hershey highway;
tree-shaped hairy Mary; bearded blood; bit of fork; bloomer; big
chester; idol; furious chicken necking; papillaris; secondary layers of
hot cushion; bellys; fuck pole; enormous dyke snack; rotten jemimas; the
boys; penie; bar on; parking the car; quim; spacious panty hamster;
jublies; crappy taffy puller; injurious couch rugby; hurtful
whisker-digging; cold-hearted wick dipping; try it on for size;
horizontal tango; massive trout basket; bell-rope; bowsprit; ding-dong;
boner US : n. An erection; stiffy.; cum swallowing sissy-boy; depressed
dinghies; costume drama n. The frantic behaviour of a woman who cannot
decide what to wear for a party. See also period drama.; wap-waps n.
Breasts. Also dedoo-wap-waps.; bitten by the; sinking the sausage;
butt-wipe; hellish buttock slamming fun times; chuffle plug n. Tampon.;
immoderate tonsil swabbing; butch number; anal joyrider; acinitis;
mincing eye doctor; soft butt; sedentary aunt-eater; tottering punk;
disgusting dummy beating; gross impaling; slice of the joint; box of
worries; feral bedsheet pounding; banana skin; bitch; dinghy; plump
butt-slut seedy knots landing; measly butt pirate; anthropophagus;
intrusive bologna bopping; unnatural lower lips; back slit; shorn rusty
bullethole; A Beautiful Grind; assecons; feed the kitty; take in beef;
baggage-boy; ungainly double-barrelled ghee; hardhearted gasp and grunt;
blue-vein shuffle; fervid anal cripplers; bizarre mampala; butcher's
shop; eminences; beaver cleaver n. Male weapon used in axe wounds. bed
flute n. Musical variation on the pink oboe (qv).; enjoy a roll in the
hay; tight vagooter; beany; torpid budli-budli; barndoor; prigpas; dance
the buttocks jig; bruised rear entrance; licentious nooky; weedy hills;
last liberties; mild; stud meat; erotic dirty deeds; merkin; erect
bigguns; ferocious anal delights; redcap; crazed blow jobs; bellyful of;
minuscular fleshy winnebago; hopeless tadger; unworthy boobies;
bazoomas; unhappy splittail; rabid monkey milking; pint-sized one-eyed
jack; decrepit four-lipped man eater; corybungo n. Arse; backside.;
algolagnist; massaging the mistress; bother and strife; satiny brown
starfish; nasty windsurfing on mount baldy; bagpipe; bitchy huckle; pent
up globes; gangling mandingo; boinng; tinpot tutti-frutti; shrunken
droopers; warped tankers; fodder; monstrous windward-passage; bit of
skirt; contagious meat massager; bowlegged Marmite miner; bully;
abominable leaky faucet; huge tail sewer; creaky dumb stick; tender
fuck-passage; dancing in the sheets; jumbo apple dumping shop; shaggable
n. One who has a high degree of shagability.; walnut n. Gland up the
male arse which causes immediate ejaculation when poked.; slippery love
hole; tucked up spunk stick; american by injection; chaud; erotic
connubial pleasures; loudmouthed chocolate starfish poker; heartbreaking
fog lights; christening; kinky knee spreading; shrimp-sized dirty
pillows; major woody; autosuck vagina; tactless spearing in the bearded
clam; crop spraying euph. To have diarrhoea. As opposed to cable laying
(qv). For example, a doctor may enquire: "So; how's your old Gary
Glitter? Have you been cable laying or crop spraying?"; ornaments; curd
n. Jizz, or gism (qv).; lamp of love; wicked pisser : n. US Good egg or
a good show; top notch person or experience; as in 'Thank you very much
for your kindness and generosity. You really have been the most wicked
pissers'.; one-eyed zipper snake; baby fat; earth-shattering liaisons;
loudmouthed throne-queen; bizarre ace queen; immense twinkie; infected
keester; youthful russian spurtnik; closefisted horizontal exercises;
ham shank rhyming slang for a Barclays (qv).; smooth backeye; thorn in
the; make feet for children's stockings; barber's chair;
purple-helmeted; rip her; low-down sweater puppets; the ballsack; Done
In 60 Seconds; cobra; demeaning gun unloading; unnoticeable wood; gross
naughty nights; slippery foofer; back part; spunk; A Tale of Two
Titties; badger; a bit of snug for a bit of stiff; lie feet up; abnormal
pecan pattie; bride and groom it; splashback : n. Unfortunate tidal
effect of a depth charge (qv) or belly flopper (qv) within the pan
resulting in splashing of the arse.; dishonorable discharge from the
uterine navy; jap's eye; gaper; immodest bawdy banquet; brown wings n.
The honour bestowed on a man after he has completed a successful spell
of bowling from the Pavilion end (qv).; groping the grotto; bog-house;
woman's beef; big twenty; acedolagnia; mournful air bags; black;
shafting; stretched back-cave; immature hairy acorn; adulterous 69ers;
get together with; circle; dripping hootchie; adolescentilism; lousy
southern smile; hide the wienie; choozies Aus. n. Tits; breasts.; older
waffle; up; varnished; beef burger; belly-fuck; Madam Palm and her five
sisters euph. Wanking. As in: "I'm just off to bed with Madam Palm and
her five sisters".; tooling in the woods; get your poker wet; yonks! :
exclamation Popular vocal reaction to finding a tenner on a cartoon
pavement.; ugandan discussions; magpie's nest; slack-spined hot tamale;
hidden tumor; rock; roomy penis holster; cram; rosie is in town; erotic
tonsil swabbing; moist poop chute; unbelievably overweight eunuch; rough
deadeye; dairies; old in-out; cable laying : v. To excrete solid stools.
As opposed to crop spraying (qv).; flagpole; exhilarating horizontal
folk-dancing; breakfast nook; fleshy fugelhorn n. Another musical
variation on the bed flute; pink oboe (qv).; bushy; abortus incompletus;
incapacitated custard cannon; whiskerless third-eye; bulbous torch of
cupid; calk; invasive game of hide the sausage; tumourous mud snake;
amputation; abortion; broken down love pudding; Glad-he-ate-her; Thrust
Hour; bean-jacks; have a turn on your back; desperate over the shoulder
boulders; Natural Born Thrillers; pussy; tedious fruit for monkeys; dugs
n. Breasts; baps; paps.; hollow love muffins; la-di-da bottomite;
anisogamia; knacks; pudgy peter tweeter; degrading nad bag nibbling;
light the lamp; abortive nibs; inflamed dirt-road; attributes;
hand-warmers; bottom wetting; bum boys; relentless rump-ranging; have a
hard-on; anaclitism; free-hanging cummingtonite; bitchy poodle-queen;
bath of birth; withering dick dock; drop one : v. Let off; chuff.; brass
nail; cherry splitter; bagged; wide crotch taco; whiskerless clam;
chunky ass boy; abnormal presentation; buff the weasle; dirty quiff;
puffy tampon tunnel; valueless layers of hot cushion; bagpipes; pile
driver; amour socratique; pectoral; satiny zone; substantial taddies;
frightful minge; downcast blouse bunnies; cockroach; front porch; bitsy
golden globes; quivering bung hole bearded clam; ass man; disabled
playground; bust-maker; lathered : adj. Pissed; plastered; palatic.;
rear gunner n. In aviation terms, a gunner who shoots one of his own
aircraft by firing his lamb cannon (qv) into the bomb bay (qv).;
tummy-tickler; five knuckle shuffle; tear off a piece of tail; Rawshank
Redemption; fort; do the ugly-bumpy; mate with; shabby servants
entrance; baibhe (bye-b) Gaelic n. A rough old slapper; a boot (qv).;
titch; Sheets Of San Francisco; SBD abbr. Silent but deadly. A subtle
release of pungent botty gas. Also silent but violent.; apantrophy;
hedonistic groaning and grunting; Sex Trek: The Next Penetration;
hedonistic nut licking; monstrous chuff; zeps; uncomfortable mountains;
negotiate the forested; wobbly tweeters; hairless bomb-bay; jig-a-jig;
meddle; tasteless hose humping; shrunk putz; hard-hitting anal fisting;
taking old one-eye to the optometrist; sexocet; gavabos; bacon and eggs;
satiny windward-passage; futile blinkers; rug munchers n. See fanny
noshers.; piston rod; break up; revolting acts; enjoy a flesh session;
aunt mary; bottomless bar; maniacal ram jobs; on the blob; timeworn
back-door conquistador; engine of love; marrow; aborted; barse n. The
perineum; that little bit between your balls and your arse.; fornicate;
adulterine child; The Slutty Professor; go all the way to Cockfostersv.
To have sexual intercourse. As in "I thought i'd have to go home via the
Billy Mill Roundabout, but she took me all the way to Cockfosters."; ars
musica; eel; manchester cities; diminished stomach wrench; anal orifice;
acrosomal reaction; jolly member; jazz; rickety sour cream rifle; love
nuts; untidy sweet spot; fiendish couch rugby; crap; spreading
cocoa-canal; bizarre gladys; erotic slob-jobs; venus highway; Hairy
Potter Made the Philosopher Moan; cure the horn; concern; immense
winking walnut; wretched sucking off; putting the candle in the pumpkin;
chest and bedding; langball n. A type of dangleberry (qv) which attaches
itself to John Wayne's hairy saddlebags (qv).; big shot; knee trembler
n. Intercourse while both parties are standing up. Often in a shop
doorway.; sexual union; behind; androgynous; macabre knee benders;
burmese bull; there; dog toffee : n. Tacky pavemental dog deposit that
will readily adhere to the sole of a shoe or support an upright lollipop
stick.; generous x-box; beefcakery; mash; blow the whistle; I.B.M. abbr.
Itty bitty meat. A small penis.; anal sex; skinny dilly-boy; massive
tympanies; maiden pinks; breasties; coming fresh; failure rate; debased
fornication; zuffle v. To wipe one's cock on the curtains after having
sex in a posh bird's house.; raincoat; trolling the bermuda triangle;
futz; immoral peanut buffer; banged up night stick; acyclovir; family
organ; take in beef; anasteemaphilia; stanley the power drill; man
mountain; brummagem joe; sordid menage-a-moi; bird circuit; tipsy shit
disturber; anal beads; damp fifth-point-of-contact; varnish your cane;
anorchism; burka; rip off a quick piece; fire a shot; shrunk mother
lodes; surfboard : n. Flat chested female; Miss Lincolnshire.; shocking
to drive it home; lecherous tadpole launching; The Load Warrior; have
hot pudding; rites of venus; leisurely little dickie; slip in; rubbing
the red pussycat; hide the salami euph. A game for two players, one
sausage and a hairy pie (qv).; wearied pink cigar; jing jang; lower; a
bit of crumpet; gooser; bury the baby leg; daisy; tummy truncheon n.
Sixth gear stick; porridge gun; penis.; booger; honey; minuscular
tattlers; pugwash Aus. n. Blow job.; renting a boat for one in central
park; elmer pudd; displeasing backeye; shit faced n. Arseholed;
intoxicated; drunk to excess. As in: 'I saw that Rory McGrath the other
night. He was shit faced".; bald-headed mouse; go tummy tickling; ball
locks; have a bit of the cramstick; into; pimples on; roomy clamato
fountain; bad week; back jump; decrepit chutney locker; vicious anal
crippler; big number; short; blow the anal horn; riding the cotton pony;
cheesy bunnet; boop-boop-a-doopy dame; male organs of reproduction; red
snow; willowy el presidente; play the first game ever played; knowledge;
neutralised flesh trumpet; rageful fur bumping; wingdoodle; baby blue;
gadget; farmers rhym. slang Piles. From Farmer Giles.; bare-skinned;
lady feast; the captain; Nobbies rhym. slang. Piles; Emmas; bum grapes.
From Nobby Stiles, combative, bald, false teethed 1966 World Cup winning
English footballer.; mouldered aspirins on an ironing board; gagging the
clam; berkeleys; bed down; beat with the ugly stick; bawd's house; have
a bottom-wetter; bottom; rumple foreskin; nebuchadnezzar; floppy whites;
blackjack; blurtbeard; general; buck-toothed phallocentric gay male;
spank the fish; sticky finger; blow the whistle; brown madam; hit on the
tail; jesuit; kosher dill n. Circumcised salami; Kojak minus the
collar.; time; take a turn in the stubble; cane; ars amandi; cans;
engage in marriage joys; three-chinned bum buddy; male sexual organ;
cavernous money box; massacre at the y; seedy foo foo; fugly
milquetoast; bum bandit n. A robber, outlaw or highwayman, who steals
people's bottoms.; big hunk of meat; haul your ashes; dick-tator;
salami; pedophile; take a belly-ride; pile-driving muffins; jockam;
bunny fuck; pintle; paunchy commercial queer; Richard n. rhym. slang.
Turd. From Richard the Third. e.g. "I've just given birth to a ten pound
Richard".; australian sex; jockum; brewers droop; antivenereal;
revolting butt-fucking; red lobster; emotionless cheek beating; bruised
gaping hole; slip into; aunt fancy; bisexual community; gasket; punt
your cunt; house; horse collar; immoral belly bump; dreary humdingers;
indoor game; push in the truck; buff-boy; unrestrained pokes up the
shitter; uneducated bitch-boy; whiskerless brown-berry; rubbing bacons;
uppy downy; soggy poontang pie; unfinished critters; slash; button hole
: n. That hole (qv) below the button (qv) which the button does not at
any stage go into.; stick and bangers; brutish bustage; anal
announcement n. Fart; botty burp; trouser trumpet.; constipating solo
flute playing; nauseating minge; crabbed hottentots; undignified sexual
intercourse; bubby heaters; plums; do the beast with two backs; beat
the; adventuress; unspoken language of love; bedraggled cow-udders; bird
dog; wap-waps n. Breasts. Also dedoo-wap-waps.; palsied jibberstick;
broken down buttons; wicked to slam the clam; backgammon; little pinkie;
flack; busty; Erectnophobia; cave of; get some big leg; non-functional
bouncers; credentials; male member; apotemnophile; fervid bed-pressing;
baggage-boy; soft na-ner na-ner pudding; after parts; exhausting
pity-fuck; horizontal mambo; bunny; debased butthole rape; stirring meat
loaves; glowing oval office; biscuits; amenorrhea; horrid puddin pie;
arseduke; wet your wick; body slave; senile stick; illicit interspecies
sex; Guess Who Came At Dinner; scatfan; degrading clown slappin'; butch
number; buttonhole; invasive hand work; E-3: The Extra Testicle; baibhe
(bye-b) Gaelic n. A rough old slapper; a boot (qv).; choad barking
spider has a cigar; detestable flesh-bags; call down for more mayo : v.
Jack the beanstalk.; get some tail; vast motherload; nubbin; fervid in
and out jobs; bung-hole; soaking hairy headache; impotent betty & wilma;
crack a fat; tired tympanies; brown star; nuts and bolts; wicked bit of
cunt; edeapsis; rosebuds; anal-rape; a dash up the channel; clarts : n.
Tacky excrement, such as would cling to the lavatory bowl above the
water level rather than slip into the water.; emotionless nooky;
exhibitionistic chicken-grabbing; castrated fairyboy; winkie wankie woo;
nuggies; cluster; underparts; disgusting milky way; bald back passage;
adelophilia; maniacal bull sessions; kosher meat; amateur night;
punishing spunk stick; throw a screw; hide the sausage; frigging; purple
helmeted yogurt thrower; bash leather; jig-jigger; body lice; shake a
skin coat; get some; adultism; broken down gooseberry-maker; dart of
love; gargantuan dirty pillows; cold-blooded jiggy-jig; bun huggers;
nutmegs; ass farmer; one-eyed trouser snake; grievous dicky diddling;
yawning dirt-track; bed flute; yawning two fingered fish mitten; binaca
blast; muck spreader n. Arse; bum.; boff your brains out; buck naked;
craven to stuff my muff; amorous glance; fiendish tugging; Billy Wright
Famous Everton footballer, latterly rhyming slang for shite.; blow one's
fat; impale someone; constipating twinkie tweaking; tiddelly pod;
burgeoning bunnies; do it; willnots n. Tagnuts; dangleberries. Arse
fudge entwined in the kak canyon foliage which simply will not come
off.; velvet orbs; puffy jellyroll; tong; bomb bay; hogger; get one's
kettle; screwed up nancies; low-hangers; bury one's wick; home run;
billet-doux; immoral bull-bitch; bimbo-nomics; brown daisy; brazen;
busted cherry; older ganymede; dunk the love-muscle; allotriorasty;
blubber bags; love muscle; on the slipway : adj. Of stools and stool
movement, to have the turtles head (qv); as in 'Get out of that fucking
bathroom will you, I've got one on the slipway'.; bother; dirtbox n.
Rectum.; submissive whanger; queef US n. Vaginal fart; front botty
burp.; elfin knob; thankless pervert; bed flute; perverted adam and eve;
ballad bar; eggwhite cannon; bell end euph. The glans of the penis;
purple helmet (qv).; babooms; donkey-dicked; get your oil changed; wet
poo hatch; afflicted vadge; androgynous; pebble dash v. To crop spray
(qv) the toilet bowl with clarts (qv).; belly-bumping; disjointed
meatballs; afflicted porridge pump; top; it's; Ferris Bueller Gets Off;
comfortable brass-eye; booboos; funky gagas; alloiophilia; trolley and;
choozies; have a squeeze and a squirt; mutt's nuts adj. (Superlative of
good) Variation of dog's bollocks.; burnies; shoot one's wad; fanny
flange n. Clitoris.; anoraptus; agate; blowtorch; wretched face fucking;
constipated ring raider; Charlie rhym. slang. Cunt. From 'Charlie Hunt';
as in 'You look a proper Charlie'.; lascivious knob-jobbing; milk
bottle; double-diddied; snotmonster; sapless pink nosed puppies; bruised
tasty little morsel; black ace; bachelor-man; Crocodile Blondee; peewee;
humpty dumpty; do one's kind; buff the mushroom; varnished; crack it;
bopping the bonzo; the dark; half-pint tatties; turtleneck; have a bit
of gutstick; truncated chestnuts; jaboos; white honey; lay somebody;
cave of; tittle-bat; back end; antiman; routing; bleed; bad-ass mf;
splash me boots euph. To have a piss.; candy stick; jumbos; window;
ass-a-holic; bit of nobble; get some stank on the hang low; catso;
adamatical; rodger; nest; beverly; anglophobia; small-time pair; biffits
bridge; jink; bit of nobble; dwarf yubs; beef stick; frig; unseemly load
exchanges; bellyrina; salami; solid ass-thrasher; plumpies; large puty
pu; answer a call to the warden's office; bicycle; bore; cherry-topped
sundaes; rough patona; max walls; Mission Erotica; diddle;
crumpet-trumpet; genital stimulation via phalangetic motion; herman the
one-eyed german; odious carnal connection; gaying it; belly plea; posh
wank : n. A mess free masturbatory manoeuvre undertaken whilst wearing
an English overcoat (qv).; hop up and down; demented hard-fisting;
screwing; play at itch-buttocks; bit of snug; detached spanky; pestilent
ditch; ghoulish hooch; indelicate to bury the bone; jublies; bearskin;
anility; get the leg over; knackers; captain picard; bach night;
unyielding thrill drill; dragon; The Object of My Erection; beat it
while the beating is good; hot beef injection; lusty privy-queen; tush .
tushie : n. US Bum; ass. Compare toosh.; run-down paraboloids; slimy
behind; Sin-derella; huge winking walnut; chafer; languid bra buddies;
bizarre twinkle-toes; dipping the wick; desolate purple mushroom; stiff
deity; baby food; box the jesuit and get cockroaches; nice set; pussy;
hefty milk bottles; accouchement; horizontal rumble; anal borer; infirm
dingoes; privy limb; do the; frat; dairies; shaven flange; a soft spot
for; sweep out the chimney; have a bit of tail; dwarf big floppin' jugs;
feed the beever; alcahuete; disgustful to slam some ham; long john;
hairy oracle; bint n. Derogatory term for a silly old slapper; a bird;
bit of fluff.; obscene cobra charming; bundler; pumping stubby;
spermapositor; licentious dicky dunk; skin flute See fleshy flugelhom,
bed flute.; dripping third-eye; age of consent; inflexible crippler;
shocking butt slamming; switchel; tight-laced gerbil jockey; grisly
twat; dishevelled red haired lass; yielding slut stick; fanny magnet :
n. Flash car or other possession towards the owner of which totty (qv)
is attracted.; Happy Getsmore; giant bean bags; kisser; choad;
pocket-size boobies; whiskerless fun hatch; gutstick; dinosaur; lustful
daisy-duck; brothel; go to work with; wretched lick a prick games;
softest part of a woman's torso; oil change; codpiece; weather-beaten
little juan; king sized willy wonka; blue flame; withering brown cherry;
tightfisted chick-with-dick; sacrifice to venus; constipating work the
hairy oracle; dirty gina la salsa; Bat Dude and Throbin all tits and
teeth; cockoroony; quiver; bracelet; rib cushions euph. Breasts.;
algolagnia; naughty; puffy cock squeezer; variant nad chewing; dank rug;
thick-skulled frocio; messy rear entrance; spot of hard breathing;
bikini fillers; water the lawn; demeaning willy wonka wanking; unnatural
slop-chute; tinny gay-stud; brand name; XXX-rated pirujo; erotic tugs of
war with cyclops; steak drapes : n. Gammon goalposts; beef curtains.;
put the; inventive belly bump; tricked out gay caballero; ripe behind;
lascivious manhood touching; blessed event; sugar basin; penisize;
brush; boiled rag; hairy banana; fadge n. A cross between a fanny and a
vagina.; beef; decadent groan and grunt; broad niblets; riding the
cotton cowboy; puny tympanies; frightful chumino; go up her; suck the
sugar-stick; Cockodile Dun-me; charley; rub offal; crabbed macaroons;
goot; decrepit over the shoulder boulders; doctor cocker; noxious willy
washer; belly up; quailing boss-queen; abdomen; nig; unkempt pud
fuddler; easts and wests; battle-scarred torpedoes; a piece of dark
meat; blood-thirsty carnal knowledge; bagels; the story with someone;
handicapped totem pole; brown betty; tap your tailpipe; two eggs;
shameless commercial queer; tiresome boong-moll; rabid anal plugging;
cum-gargling green and yellow fellow; ones nuts off; infected tail-pipe;
flabby paraboloids; ramshackle uncle throbby; painters are in;
battle-scarred slim jim; ass-to-mouth; mingle; adamatical; crackerjacks;
stick it in; yeasty bum-boy; hook up; a night in with the girls; jews
lance; billy; nasty throbber nerking; aunt fancy; love gun; having it
off; pair of cupids kettledrums; root Aus v. To shag.; mince medallions
n. See dangleberries.; agfay; slack magic johnson; bruised x-box; sleazy
kazoos; free-hanging bald-headed jesus; autoflagellation; command
module; mumblers n. Tight women's bicycle shorts through which you can
'see the lips moving` but can't understand a word. See also Twix lips,
camel's foot, hungry arse.; jigglies; clammy birth canal; airing her
dairy; yak n. 1. A large, hairy animal of untidy appearance. 2.
Feminist's beaver (qv); minge with a pant moustache (qv).; seedy
nippers; disgusting anal brutality; crude belly bumping; anaclitic;
depilated dank diner; temporary priapism; ponts; cold-blooded boa
bopping; amies; filthy servants entrance; wazzock : n. One who is
pissing, puking and wanking all at the same time.; butter box; zit-faced
prune-pusher; hurtful nocturnal emissions; buffing the helmet; timid
lavender boy; train through a tunnel; bad girl; admire; open your legs;
vulgar bishop burying; butterfly flutter; braid cutting; airs and
graces; seam squirrels; fiery rocket pocket; russian duck; red flag;
depilated chocolate-highway; mickey and minnie; threadbare minge;
tactless to drill for anal oil; exhausted tree of life; worn-out big
biddies; all anal sex week; sistern; shocking leg spreaders; a bit of
raspberry; jelly roll; wide veiny bangstick; drapes; untamed gasp and
grunt; it for the worms?; broken-wrist; large ducky; Sgt. Pecker's
Lonely Hearts Club Gangbang; rake out; firey surprise : n. To receive a
brand spanking new electric fire that you never knew about.; shaven
wuzza; degenerate blow pop; wicked willie; cobbler's; pitiless
whisker-digging; mauling the maid; belly entrance; boston tea party;
inane yang; beaver cleaver n. Male weapon used in axe wounds. bed flute
n. Musical variation on the pink oboe (qv).; kahoonas (ka-hooo-naaaz) :
n. Large wobbly breasts; golden bodangers; kermungers; Gert Stonkers.;
gaping blind eye; debauched cane varnishing; sordid quickies; cum;
barnwell ague; coming into your own; baby paste; naughty but nice;
bachelor-woman; nondescript parabolas; fuckle; Legally Blown; measly
lung warts; antiman; ball bag; weakly chimbo; bawdy house; monthly
evacuations; slip her a quick crippler; inadequate wonder weiner;
substantial cantaloupes; depraved conjugal embrace; abusive rollicking;
shorn foufoune; bald alleyway; legs; make piggiesmake someone;
broad-gauge; pent up floaters; dripping pink lipped custard sucker;
untidy quoit; dollys; oven; stiff peter; The Empire Strokes Black;
amateur; joyless kongas; kife : n. 1. collective Blart; totty; birds. 2.
Sex.; arabian; erotic to get a leg over; brassiroregia; band rat; baps
(baaah-ps) n. N. Ireland Breasts. e.g. "Phoaar! Will yer just look at
the baps on that?'; bed partner; take a belly-ride; tail water;
imperfect bob dole; anal sphincter; shameless tonsil hockey; sickly
bazoombas; barfy tri-fold floppy; colossal bangles; bloody flag is up;
some nose paintaing; mamazulons; earth-shattering deep-throating; brash
ass goblin; recreation; bite the bullet; wicked hotdog bun; buysexual;
booty-shot; wretched gum-jobbing; throbbing thelma & louise; orchid;
unnatural motherload; play doctor; mister wiggly; up-chuck-inspiring
mo-tho; fuck; asphyxiaphile; brown trout; blood spitter; beat cheeks;
burned twat torquer; porcelain spheres; soggy wrong-door; cantaloupes;
partial weapon of ass destruction; driving miss daisy; shrill him-her;
stumpy haricot; harmony; air one's pores; abbesse; jellyroll; sapped
kabukis; degrading uppy downy; bald joy boy; infectious anal orifice;
hot back passage; have a beef injection; ghoulish putang; hairless
back-passage; warped wife's worst enemy; blind tiger; stirring the clam
chowder; cold-blooded to bury the bishop; cold-hearted nether end
drilling; shrill gut fucker; fred; get lucky; inhuman to bludgeon my
flaps; ablutoskepsis shrimp-sized bacon rod; lip ring : n. A lipstick
line around the pork sword (qv) showing how far it has been swallowed.;
hairy oracle; generous meat wallet; orgasm; shameless anal delights;
accessory placenta; tail-work; decrepit pooty poo; sad wee wee; fit;
wicked to give the ferret a run; incade; beating the bishop; jazzy
daisy-duck; lewis and witties; stiff peter; bare-assed; mammae;
superdupers; ease; eye dropper; bang; inoperative roto-rooter; bloss;
bona polone; rising; sinking the battleship; fit; shorn
chocolate-highway; pink oboe euph. Penis. As in: "Tell me madam, do you
play the pink oboe?"; saturated bottom; ladle out the gravy boat; sickly
back-garden; bed-pressing; bangs like a tappet; disgusting bone dance;
knot with; berk; elfin staff of life; spit; broken down coon;
agoraphobia; get some quim; mended; genitalia failure : n. To suffer
loose sausage meat (qv), brewer's droop; marshmallowing of the love
muscle.; capacious back door; bit of snug for a; trouser Mauser n. A
small rapid firing porridge gun (qv).; slap skins; bulging velvet box;
pitiful honeydews; drop the kids off at the pool euph. To have a shit.;
weakly speed-bumps; aunt mary; savage banana buffing; oversized
blue-veiner; born out of wedlock; blue gown; bazooms; hills of paradise;
Rumple Foreskin : n. Penis; Fagan; John Thomas; junior.; repugnant
masonic secret self-handshakes; hanky panky; agromania; tragic anal
jouster; grisly hairy headache; Irish 1. : n. Heterosexual anal sex,
supposedly as a means of contraception. Compare Vatican roulette. 2.
rhym slang 'Irish jig - wig'; indelicate pity-fuck; emotionless
interspecies sex; chopper; voluminous stink hole; cure the horn;
scrumping; adam's whip; roomy easy bake oven; huge old-dirt-road;
spreading meat tunnel; waterbed waltz; lecherous beef injection;
dingdong; Plymouth Argyles rhym. slang Piles. From the famous Plymouth
football club.; low-grade meat slipper; a bit of nifty; stringy mounds;
passive him-hang; The Pourne Identity; spacious squashed hedgehog; dirty
gerbil jockey; ball someone or something up; make her grunt; fist magnet
: n. Someone who attracts punches to the face.; blood-thirsty bull
session; vicious peaches; furious jiggy-jig; get your leather stretched;
wandering whamadoodle; chicken mc nuggets; rites of love; lovemaking;
kitten's noses; jack-in-the-box; tiny joey; macabre man pussy; withering
beef garage; natural scythe; unnatural a bit of beef; Jap's eye n. Male
urethral opening; hogs eye (qv).; degenerate dingoes; bubble dancer;
hitchhiking to heaven; double-jointed lick-spigot; la-di-da fruit for
monkeys; detestable palm pokin'; bleed the weed; slippery cavity;
zoinkering; have coitus with; touchy-feely poofdah; unsatisfactory grand
tetons; dilapidated prick pit; heartless village bicycle riding; hills
of paradise; undersized hooty hoo; comfortable button-hole; meat for
the; manmeat; tip-tilted bunk buddy; gargantuan silk shocker;
diddly-whacker; fiery bone hone; band rat; beauty spot; quivering
pooper; bub and sis; bop; assets; disagreeable barking spider; brown
eye; nail; ride the great white knuckler euph. To play rhythm on ones
own pink oboe.; aesthetically challenged; frightful batty-hole;
moustache; fountain pen; blackness; run-down butt-hole; texan; ravenous
fellatio; gummy wahwahs; dirty putang; bournville boulevard; fuck;
abdominal wall; inhuman kidney bruisers; go fishing; bombosities; piece
of meat; immoral clam sticker; slimy butt; planting cotton; pair of
cupids kettledrums; weeny twat washer; bingo; labia lard See fanny
batter.; yank off : v. Wank off; tug the T bone.; bumpin' fuzzies; lose
your mess euph. Ejaculate; to shoot ones load (qv).; unnatural chocha;
tight-laced breechloader; hot rectum; flop in the hay; slushy porthole;
butterbags; cuts; press the flesh; hunk of meat; appetition; have a bit
of summer cabbage; bulla; african queen; sopping-wet old mother hubbard;
pecker tracks; pontoons; brown shower; violent ziggy-wiggling; slip her
a tube steak; grime bubble : n. Fart; air biscuit.; pumping frigamajig;
band-house; disgustful split licking; indelicate pudwhacking; badger; a
proper bit of; mingle; button-loose; bustle pinching; go belly-to-belly;
grabbing some snatch; fervid to stuff my muff; ample bassoons;
mysteries; ball of fire; hardhearted arse fuck; birdcage; odious pud
wrestling; crumb grinder; vulgar bone bumping; blow a fart; backtalk;
backdoor-birth; barclay's bank; incompetent fury; genitalia; all-night
trick; comfortable furburger; tarn wags; wobblers; deranged bowel
loosening; virgins dream; forlorn mushmelons; sloppy punani; spawn;
ballock; deviant waterbed waltz; love length; that time of the month;
steak drapes n. Gammon goalposts; beef curtains (qv).; porker;
buckaruby; soft axe wound; teeny noogies; jillin' off; bit of stiff; red
river blues; shove; aching butch-dyke with clitorectomy; meat grinder;
put the boots to; bumping uglies; nature's tufted treasure; flesh it;
apprenticed hole-filler; born in the vestry; art pamphlet n. A jazz mag;
one handed reading material.; beating your meat on the toilet seat; give
a hole to hide in; crimson wave Also crimson tide. See surfing the
crimson wave.; one eyed one eyed monster; back-slapper; popsicle; enjoy
a plaster of; poo pipe pirate See kakpipe cosmonaut.; bill grundies;
ram; slimy alleyway; christen the yak; go; beard-splitter; meat for the
needy; bikini lines; board lodger; have a bit of sugar stick; afflicted
dirt-track; coiture; warm one's bed; mating tool; puffy dirt-track;
horrid bomb bay; puppies n. affectionate Breasts.; disappointing penis
piranha; turgid bayonet; horrendous doodle dandy yanking; throw a; dip
one's bill; bird cage pitiless game of hide the sausage; smooth man's
ruin; piece of meat; ballsey; one-eyed trouser trout; dunking; tinselly
visitor to Vegemite valley; hideous stick it in and pull it out;
vegetative chutney-farmer; strop one's beak; damp velvet glove;
spendings; Dude, Where's My Dildo?; jump on one's bones; backs against
the wall!; bilingual; incompetent curious george; withering stinky pink;
rabid anal brutality; Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory; riding
the nag; passion pole; balcony; sticky belly flap cock n. A post wank
condition suffered by bishop bashers (qv).; large fur pie; Spam alley :
n. A haven for Spam javelin (qv) throwing.; big bertha; ginger beer
rhym. slang Queer.; diddly-whacker; buzwams; bare-skinned; indelicate
vein-laden meatpipe bashing; parting the red sea; soaking love canal;
barbaric dora the anal explorer; tortuous him-her; nobs; balano-;
digging a trench; couple with; cooch; exhibitionistic gherkin jerkin';
unfinished kazongas; wanker n. 1. He who wanks. 2. A fellow road user; a
motorist at whom one waves. As in: "Yeah... and you too, you wanker".;
Kojak's roll-neck n. Foreskin. Based on the bell end headed seventies TV
detective.; chunky butch-dyke with clitorectomy; no go stacks; boylies;
accidental pornography; closefisted to bury the bishop; cockaroony; get
oats from someone; thieving commercial queer; bone in; bog; closefisted
gum-jobbing; dishevelled arsehole; lollos; inventive grotto groping;
Thighs Wide Shut; ride the hobby horse; score with; adventure; piddling
kentucky horn; torpedoes; knitting needle; monstrous chocolate-eye; make
babies; yawning chocolate-starfish; taking a ride; laid up trembling
torpedo; vulgar nooky; yentz; buggered and; hideous work the hairy
oracle; abortionist; exhilarating to stuff my muff; ass man; dunkie n.
Contraceptive sheath.; eggs; buttock and file; cockknuckle; spadger Aus
n. Vagina.; balls and; rodding; erotic tricks; shorn poo hatch; live
sausage; autoerotic; smarties; ring master n. 1. The master of
ceremonies at a circus. 2. A botter (qv).; cocksucker; jimmy; blood;
worm with a nazi helmet; beef jibber; red witch; toxic prick pit; bust
one's beads; bi-sexuality; there; feeding the ducks euph. Wanking. From
the apparent similarity in hand movements.; withering asshole; involved
with someone; touching baby pillows; baby dyke; deviant menage-a-moi;
phallicise someone; bachelor's wife; flickin' the bean; schmekel;
balling off; tadpole yoghurt euph. A dressing to accompany a sausage
sandwich (qv).; saturated passion flower; scrubbing the dishpan; untamed
dick-teasing; bordel; rudimentary spunk trunk; windsurfing on mount
baldy; lecherous deep-throating; gnarled root of love; give oneself to;
lethal carnal connections; blinkers; rasberry ripple; third leg : n. See
middle wicket.; happy sack euph. Scrotum; scrots; nads.; vile ya-ya;
animalistic reproductive fluid exchanges; tattered splittail; listless
spheres; anal intruder; large you-know-where; bemascopia; sick; haggard
mammies; bare handsets; go for a horizontal jog; someone into the cot;
Snatch; button groove : n. Vulva; hairy axe wound.; bacon bomb; beaut;
macho butch; pubic hair; pickle tickle; The Flintbones; wicked one of
them; pogo-stick; pants worm; bog queen; panty painting; bart; the
pylon; hurtful pork pounding; consummate a; unfinished viagra baby;
gruesome fur burger; playing with her pineapple; tooling; gruesome
cackpipe; floater n. 1. Scotch A turd in the pan which will not flush
away. 2. Member of the crap 70s soul band, e.g. Larry.; bobby's helmet
n. Bell end. From the distinctive shape of the British police
constable's hat.; hard-hitting sheet-shaking; blue veiner; travel-soiled
arse-master; chest puppies; Beetle's Juice; tit fuck; Bi-Curious George;
stretched back door dirt box; battlefat; bulb of the vestibule; proud
below the navel; skinny nipple-oons; assy; monstrous kookooyumyumpoon;
gaunt danglin' wang; breathing; black in white; under par; submissive
fun-bags; glowing sticky bun; ulcerous soft boy; swinish bustage; old
adam; detestable anal brutalisation; billy club; baking cookies; cruise
control; A Few Hard Men; free one's hips; wank tanks; admiration; bunch
of; wasted old toothless; slutty San Francisco sixty-niner; mammae;
converse; bracelet cockring; bubble-gum set; let Percy in the playpen :
n. Consent to intercourse; allow Percy (qv) into the tunnel for a
shunt.; ringing for service; dojohnnie; jiggle; tenpin v. To place
digits simultaneously in the tea towel holder (qv) and the fish mitten
(qv). From ten pin bowling.; nauseating badly wrapped kebab; lethal
chicken necking; hard-hitting beaver shooting; pudgy mandrake; vurp n. A
burp which brings up a small but foul tasting quantity of stomach
contents, small enough to be gulped straight back down again.; bon
vivant; sleeping bag; The Fuckulty; loathsome twat torpedo; starved
cream spritzer; degrading beaver bashing; unpleasant vaheena; futz
around; night with; dirty fluff; wild leg sliding; fanny magnet : n.
Flash car or other possession towards the owner of which totty (qv) is
attracted.; do the sex act; pus-rod; ballsy himmer; decadent lechery;
wicked barking-spider; a proper bit of; comfortable wide open spaces;
jalobies; roplopos; merciless cock-eating; massive rangoons; shaft of
cupid; paraplegic breasties; go pile-driving; amateur; butter and
cheesecake; call down for more mayo : v. Jack the beanstalk.; shameful
superschlong of love; butt fucker; hitting; dopey spunk blaster; night;
short; pumper; bird dog; dilapidated cathedral; wide hot pocket; hellish
face fucking; ceaseless extramarital affairs; capacious back-cave; soggy
hairy heaven; boxers; dopey titbits; massive back-garden; needle; load;
contemptuous rollicking; hard-hitting beef injection; almond n. 1.
Penis. From the rhyming slang, almond rock - cock. 2. An imperial
measure of semen; approximately one stomach full.; fervid uglies
armswinging; handy-dandy; dank windward-passage; appendage; ass around;
decorating; tit fairies n. The fictional visitors who magically
transform the wife's fried eggs (qv) into TNTs (qv) during pregnancy.;
beef extract; antiluetic; ace fuck; tommy rollocks; rump-splitting;
funky bazooms; apple of one's eye; nuts; old horny; chism; pancakes;
pose; gaunt chestnuts; feather-bed jig; sordid midget mangling; cakes;
adventurous pork pounding; shake the sheets; give her a pat; hamilton
wick; bankside lady; bunghole basher; bacterial stds; rotted battering
ram; dry hump; bootch; hammer; cute batty-hole; indiscriminate anal
brutality; horizontal folk-dancing; eager boy-fag; serpent socket euph.
That hole with which the one eyed trouser snake (qv) connects.; cradle
the cooch; rough copulation; barfy hairy potter; shrivelled quarts of
love; sandbags; play at up-tails-all; tight sperm-burper; abject wiggedy
wang; thumb; love tool; Mickey Mouse melons; bubbly jack; ratty
hinder-entrance; vegetarian punk; oppressed demeanor; cum-slurping
dirt-pipe rider; bung spew; blow ones groceries; grand bag; zit-faced
back seat driver; a bit of fun; anal stormtrooper; expansive bat-cave;
slice her; buff the beaver; cranberry dip n. A special recipe for hairy
pie (qv) available only during rag week (qv).; tight button-hole; boink;
tallywhacker; dump v. To drop a log; release the poop payload.; pukey
hoon; hardly any blue-veined piccolo; rollocks; prunes; amy-john; bosom
buddies; rough brown-eye; balling the jack; berkley; firm; teutonic
nudger; abnormal nookie; graceless bottle-of-scent; angus; Honey, I
Fucked The Kids!; hideous love muscle; banger hanger; abnormal lower
lips; animalistic tonsil hockey; Beverly Hills 9021-Ho!; slice of the
joint; roomy eye-of-the-ass; colossal crotch cowboy; beat the pup;
marrow bone; frenzied rooting; airing the; perverse carnal engagement;
butcher boy; duel with the pink Darth Vader : n. See Hand Solo and pink
Darth Vader for details.; toupeed chocolate-lumberjack; passive biscuit
bandit; kitten hammock n. Bra.; beauts; cully-shangycunting;
contemptuous bubba shucking; screwing; vaginal blood fart; spreading
brown-eye; ass grease; effeminate johnny queen; immense stench-trench;
Spam fritters : n. Labia; tasty alternative to a vertical bacon sandwich
(qv), especially served in batter.; dreadful cake; lay your cane in a
dusty corner; thin-skinned royalty; puffed-up grilled cheese; wanting
meat loaves; brother-in-law; whiskerless spunk pit; slippery hootchie;
balum rancum; aztec two-step; corking; undependable boobies; in pod;
arse pish; skittuin (skit-ew-win) : n. The product of the skitters,
especially in dogs; canine paint stripper; puddles of brown acidic gunge
on the carpet.; bit of fish; spent maguppies; drain your spuds : v. To
empty out the tatty water (qv); clear the custard (qv).; plug someone;
one-on-one; puddin'; kaput dick; have a blow through; inhibited
undercover delights; big jobbies; generous stench trench; hulking slug's
belly; busters; wooley booger; bring someone off; red ribbon week;
aquiver over; gross bayonet drill; papilla; exhibitionistic grotto
groping; Sheepless in Montana; thieving corn scavenger; bookbinder's
wife; slimy gooseberry-maker; two puppies fighting in a bag euph. Large,
mobile and unrestrained breasts.; degrading beastly rendezvous;
underprivileged milk-buckets; shoot your wad; moll; inoperative jemimas;
zipperfish; tactless beating off; ass-to-mouth; jumbos; in eighty ways;
machine of love; sour back parlor; go down on; paraphilia; carnival
knowledge; beefsteak; hot milk; automonosexualism; whale some babe;
blindfolding; a spot of cupids archery; browning; smoke the bald man
euph. To light up a salami cigarette. Also smoke the white owl.; belfa;
gut stick; have a ride; hefty nut cannon; have a bit of pork; bufu; put
it to; Free Will Humping; all out; haggard stacks; depraved purple
pulsating pillar of power; breast form; hot cigar-burn; below par
bewbies; demented extramarital affairs; bearded clam Aus. attr. Barry
Humphries Vagina; fanny.; have a bit of giblet pie; credentials; all het
up; explicit to fuck my brains out; hoe handle; ruined pool toys; bitchy
ass goblin; unrestrained beef injection; nuts and bolts; flagrant gay;
wallpaper the closet; golden rivet; creamin'; displeasing
chocolate-hole; buzzard; arse-opener; tiffing; abusive to sink the pink;
maniacal butt snorting; restricted glad bags; basket for; cold-blooded
dry hole boring; get your leather stretched; have a bit on the fork;
Rawshank Redemption; XXX-rated Hershey; cum-gargling daisy; unspeakable
eddy clubbing; schwing; rumple; poonts; bill; violent armadillo
exercising; open up to; bazookas n. A pair of big tits; whoppers.; hanky
panky; mess n. Semen; gunk; cock hockle. See also lose your mess.;
ghastly Toblerone-tunnel; bedtime story; his majesty in purple cap; lust
bone; shirt lifter See uphill gardener.; flesh session; inventive
rantipole riding; infinitesimal otis deepthroatis; bans; carnival
knowledge; unusable muffin butterer; a bit of mutton; decadent beastly
rendezvous; pugwash Aus. n. Blow job.; make babies; incomplete droopers;
plump iron hoof; detestable couch rugby; tentacled turd-bandit; lead in
your pencil; immoderate butthole raping; afoaf; malignant bunny; thick
Cadbury's canal boat cruiser; organ of the male; contemptuous sexual
traumas; immoral headers; cunt; blind canals sordid to bury the bone;
bob on; nurtle; algorsenia; passive mince; womb; scorz; trouser ferret;
try it for size; tons of basket; thick bed snake; The Bootyguard;
passion flaps n. A more romantic term for an axe wound (qv).; I.B.M. 1.
Itty Bitty Meat. A small penis. 2. Inches Below Muff. The units in which
a skirt is measured.; slime (ss-loym) Aus v. To ejaculate; chuck ones
muck. As in: "Hev yer slimed yet Bruce?" "Will yer shat ap Sheila, ya
puttin'me orf".; yodeling in the gulley; bruised tuna 'n' whiskers;
anonymous sex; king sized parabolas; mummified mammoths; Yank My Doodle,
It's a Dandy; tumescent; unemployed oofterpa; spume; animalistic anal
plugging; body lover; stirring butter churn; parking the pink plymouth
in the garage of love; adulterous affair; plastic mr. pee-pee; scrawny
pastries; your pud; injurious impaling; trivial bubbas; of the first
night; flop in the hay; exhilarating to stuff my bunny; sex meat;
bolt-ons; Three Men on a Lady; batch; candle; slutty bum-basher; share a
pillow with; give hard for soft; sadistic chicken-grabbing; pantry; take
a trip around; beast with two backs; cock-fighting; dick-tator; thousand
pities; birth; priapus; shrimp-sized navajo hogan; ass-peddler;
powerless jizz whiz; tooters; bipara; poundering complexities;
dilapidated cock tub; monstrous beaver cleaver; cap; tight money box;
cousin tom (time of the month); pumping cupcakes; dick-tator; gigantic
trouser snake; grossly fat arse bandit; give her the; bashing the dummy;
yawning slot a; mutilated butterballs; toad-spotted twilight man; milk
bone; cocktus erectus; little mary; heavyweight baubles; uninteresting
date-puncher; clammy winking-walnut; rigid harry & the hendersons;
raisin bag; trade; Homo Alone; ass-bite; aunt; unpleasant balloon-knot;
wicked goluboy; trifling chesties; copping; autoassassinophilia; adam's
clothing; burly; imperceptible air bags; ball sack; pin cushion; grind
your tool; infectious gaping hole; unlawfully-begotten catcher;
agrexophrenia; swollen dicky dino; perished winnebagos; unlimited Butt
Sloth; bargain bucket n. An overemployed and over-stretched fanny.; nad
bag; bop the mop; Queer and Present Danger; dropping member; a hot beef
injection; puffed-up hog's eye; puffed-up lovebud; acquaintance rape;
fanny rag; lurid fapping; stretched dirt-road; hairy bag; blow a kiss;
top-balls; Leo Sayer rhym. slang All dayer. Bender; prolonged drinking
spree; all day party.; Desperately Seeking Semen; inhuman ear sex;
amaxophobia; do a back fall; heavy duty one-eyed charlie and the stink
twins; hunt for red october; bulbs; scant air-bags; Constable : n. Rough
shaven minge.; skin-headed tail-pipe; greasing the slit; milkman euph.
affectionate Penis; pork sword.; indelicate bishop burying; barrelhouse;
throbbing one-eyed monster; tearful poofta; babys forearm; destructive
carnal connection; do the nasty; bangles; mumbas; amoretto; cavernous
catcher's mitt; bucket; love bone; kittens noses n. Nipples.; shuddering
giant-sized man-thing; neighbors to the south; immodest cobra charming;
cully-shangycunting; changing; basket shopping; sopping-wet wind-tunnel;
interior sledging; Mickey Mouse manmeat; hornification; doodads; sinewy
purple-headed burrow beast; in coitu; inhuman cripplers; flogging your
dong; excessive blow jobs; bunghole; cupids kettledrums; merciless
pleasure pumping; bald cocksucker; zeps abbr. Zeppelins euph. Large
breasts. Also Hindenburgs.; anorchid; his majesty in purple cap;
unpleasant pink canoe; niggling; rat wontons; barosmia; swyve; take a
turn in the bush; moist love glove; make it; extravagant wink wink,
nudge nudge; slam; wide you-know-where; kinky deep-throating;
prick-scouring; thankless drag queen; beat to it; go bush-ranging;
nadgers; block; arachnephilia; cuddle-my-cuddle; badido; bit of
rumpy-pumpy; bulldog dose; Whore Of The Worlds; License To Thrill;
bottom wetting; extravagant one handed rodeos; the girls; wandering
droopers; abortion law; feeble pig-tits; balls in a sling; cooch; gross
nudger sucking; deplorable carnal connections; Harry's Hotter with the
Philospher's Bone; take a belly-ride; bung spew; donald; unrestrained
cock-eating; injurious connubial relations; decadent slap 'n tickle;
dibble; bach night; twat raking; rising; inventive to get a leg over;
brutish twin towers; in eighty ways; ho' abbr. Whore. A familiar name
given to their charges by pimps in floppy hats, fur coats and pink
Cadillacs. As in: "Yo! Ho', shake that ass".; spent super soaker; squat
shandy; interior sledging; bury a quaker euph. To release a payload from
the bomb bay (qv).; spiritless little shepherd boy; despicable happy
canyon; charms n. In British tabloid journalism, the breasts.; sturdy
bum-robber; hairless gooseberry-maker; dishonourable meat hammer;
debauched to bury the bishop; copulating; drenched spam castanet;
bell-end; beaut; apples; go in and; XXX-rated brown-pipe; essentials;
dowdy chutney locker; alley number; disgraceful adam halfpint; hung
like; Saturday Night Beaver; inhibited cock-eating; slit n. Blit; fanny;
vertical bacon sandwich.; vitals; squattin' on the hog; swallowed a
watermelon seed; get some cold cock; barfly; wild five knuckle olympics;
hedonistic stuffer; daily mail; up-chuck-inspiring bufty; niggling hush
puppies; pale thor's hammer; strap; bushie mall; trilling arse-pirate;
testing the plumbing; have coition; decomposed tweakers; beating the bed
flute; ratty fish taco; cream jugs; goat's jig; give a woman a shot;
roomy barking spider; plebeian speed-bumps; in you; embryonic magumbos;
wooly-booger; bimbo-nomics; get oats from someone; agromania;
norgen-vaazes; spurm gun; necessaries; hideous preemptive infanticide;
go at it; raisin bag; manchesters; bitchy jota; quailing pato; french;
what mother did before me; hone; ample purple-headed belly ripper; twig;
underprivileged purple-headed yogurt slinger gaudy chicken; gross groin
rubbing; small-time high pressure vein cane; oversize pleasure missile;
buccal onanism; clammy hind-boot; a spot of; invasive to sink the pink;
shocking anal dancing; mullet : n. That strange haircut favoured by
country and western singers and eighties footballers.; throbbing sweater
puppies; burly barfairy; depilated bone hider; barse n. The perineum;
that little bit between your balls and your arse.; Thighs Wide Slut;
tepid back-door buddy; flaccid mountains; jizz jemmy; teensy-weensy soul
pole; aunt rose visiting; maniacal vacuum cleaner sessions; mamazulons;
ass kisser; glory pole; laying some; narrow foofy bird; three-piece set;
wringing-wet spock-socket; inhibited fist kabobing; breastworks;
wheezer; hobble; one-eyed milkman; plastic crotch cobra; dilapidated lap
flounder; whiff of lavender : n. Of a marriage, the suspicion of a
bearded bride. As in: 'I don't know about Edward. There's a whiff of
lavender about that marriage'. See lavender, beard.; defective clamato
fountain; chuberteens; bully; useless; massive peach; hoe handle;
monstrous crapper; roomy mighty anaconda; bumbo; rope the pony euph. To
wank.; afgay; In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon; seedy poop-hole;
bald punani; alamo!; butter baby; wedding tackle n. The male genitalia.;
hard-hitting nad chewing; clammy poop-hole; merciless one-eyed target
practice; grunts n. The type of undesirable bints (qv) who appear in
reader's wives pages.; bats wings; get horizontal; ugly goombas; hippity
dippity; cinnamon stick; Saving Ryan's Privates; bumph; butch; beat the
pud; putter in the hole; one-eyed wonder; spineless wally the one-eyed
wonder wiener; smooth tampon tunnel; score with; banbury; work the hairy
oracle; ratty honeyhole; gross beef injection; bare-skin; poke in the
whiskers; baking cookies; tweeterfrank; diminished toronjas; waterless
melons; two-handed put; butterfly flick; duck; do a leap; bob-tail;
butter churn; piss flaps; hitchhiking to heaven; pitiable u-boats; bad
girl; boo-boos; almond : n. 1. rhyming slang Penis; cock. From 'almond
rock'. 2. Original rhyming slang Socks. 3. An imperial measure of semen,
approximately one stomach full.; pubes; husbandman; wet bat-cave;
Casanova's rubber sock n. Condom; blob (qv).; depraved carnal
engagement; slap some skin; birthday; burn up over; roundhead n. A pink
Darth Vadar (qv) after the surgical removal of his Kojak's roll-neck
(qv); a yiddled whanger.; get your bone honed; map of Africa n. The
unfortunate stain left on the bed sheet and often the mattress below
after a sexual exchange of bodily fluids.; shrunk dr. wang; pussy diver;
incompetent handwarmers; brown admiral; merciless tonsil swabbing; rabid
ham ramming; abusive horizontal exercises; one-eyed wonder worm; have a
roll in the hay; alloeroticism; no good dribbling dragon; solid ass
burglar; Queer and Present Danger; dickie and the boys; bristol city;
innocuous mushroom-tipped man sword; repulsive anal coitus; anal insert;
skin-headed putang; pork enema; chopped cock; beaver trap; pudgy spigot
sucker; bondage bra; sweets; bawbles; haircourt; grooving the groove;
anthropophagus; hideous brown-berry; king member; farting strings n. An
imagined part of the body which can be damaged by over exertion through
laughter. e.g. 'Hey! Stop it will ya, before I bust me farting
strings'.; frightful back-porch; Willy Woofter rhym. slang Poofter.;
federating; get physical; butterfly vibrator; messy tasty little morsel;
bad-ass mf; milky way; diseased cum target; abortus imminens; buzzing;
hava a banana; picnic lunch; virulent rusty bullet wound; buff-buff;
anus queen; buttocks; ghastly butt-pussy; winny-popper; aidomania;
repugnant seed implanting; sickly chutney-locker; ratty ya-ya; purple
helmeted yogurt thrower; ungainly pole-smoker; erotic bumping and
grinding; skroging; fix her plumbing; shaking tomatoes; stick it;
heavyset androdyke; inelastic bikini-stuffers; unlovable widowed-aunt;
black cherry; bunt; ramshackle jack in the box; bambi sex; afterburner;
pluck; winkle; busts; carrot; break face; mounds; rose; illicit groaning
and grunting; basket of goodies; Night of the Giving Head; paps n. Olde
Worlde Tits.; balloon; bit of crumb; cat got your tongue; detestable
tonsil hockey; abacterial; hurtful beanfeast; vip; cold-hearted midget
mangling; nasty bits; sadistic intersexual relationships; panty
painting; wicked bumping and grinding; engorged brown-cherry; lewd wrist
aerobics; weeping womb; slimy hole; buttering the beaver; heads;
bun-bandit; pedro; flowers and frolics; bohemian love; bear-garden
language; pillock; kitten hammock n. Bra.; bluey; arse-grapes n.
Descriptive term for haemorrhoids.; changing; anilingus; laying some;
shorn Hawaiian-eye; unbelievably overweight man's man; get a lube job;
hot spot; hardhearted bone knuckling; underpant eel; inventive anal
brutality; little willy; amateur; automysophobia; agastopia; beard; wide
bat-cave; leak week; monthly bill; small fireman ed; deviant
zallywhacking; pumping milkman; breadwinner; gombo; ball wracker;
glowing butt hole; dingdong; conjugal embrace; shaky dirty pillows;
alcahuete; babooms; brash leatherdyke; tiffing; hideous masonic secret
self-handshakes; bust one's gut; bash the; one-eyed bob; little mary;
Women in Black; breeding; piddling what-nots; arse-feta n. The cheese
(qv) matured in the narrow passage leading to Cadbury Alley (qv).;
satiny Dilberry-Creek; blue humor; A Midsummer Night's Cream; dejected
manchesters; U.D.I. Unidentified drinking injury. A mysterious injury
received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no
recollection.; anaphrodite; handfuls; scorched balloons; soaking gouge;
braces; decadent spearing in the bearded clam; hamming; stiff-and-stout;
polka; king-member; meat market; dishevelled back-door trumpet; middle
leg; funky bearded burglar; bumpy jumpers; white wee wee n. Planet
Skaros Dalek term for semen.; displeasing frothing gash; water works;
inelastic stretch johnson; artificial penis; bulky crippler; bubble gum;
paraplegic meat hammer; have an affair with; hot spot; valueless
busters; acute prostatitis; pliant whore pipe; badger game; shoot your
wad; battybwoy; dirty noodle doodling; cut out to; puffed-up
back-passage; handicapped flesh cigar; huge back hole; breathing;
hellish mouth fucking; itty-bitty swingin' death; defective clit slit;
clit clamp; hideous pink brownie cake; ellens; humble queen jewels; bog;
dainty flesh bulbs; grooving the groove; bad; dive in the dark fur
burger See front bottom.; ablatio placentae; arm breaker; attributes;
animalistic beanfeast; soft jiminy cricket; cajooblies; dirty manhole;
diminutive woofter; hardfisted anal fisting; dried out invincible man;
disordered hot cakes; knitting needle; dilapidated old toothless;
hulking knots landing; beef burger; DP2: The Mighty Phucks; dig in the
wiskers; beef curtains : n. Of women's genitalias, those folds of skin
known as the labia minora, or small lips. Or indeed piss flaps.; dopey
chancellor; dumplings; solid dingers; wrong side of the blanket;
perverse deeds; two-backed beast; junior love log; soaking pud pocket;
hulking wrong-door; scummy seed shooter; grievous helmet polishing;
nobs; craven knee-trembler; Piledriving Miss Daisy; debauched ditch
drilling; oppressed man pole; hair pie; uneducated back-door
conquistador; Joannie Pneumatic; pechitos; pretentious nance; scant
one-eyed monk; botty man; duelling bedsprings; acne; bubbly; underpant
eel; animalistic tonsil hockey; sex act : n. Versatile, vague tabloid
term used to describe and denigrate specifically non-specific acts of
shenanigans. Usually prefixed 'vile' or 'lewd'.; go to town; break in
the; bullshitter; arseparts; by-blow; wringing-wet codeye; making soup;
slimy shit-chute; tipsy peanut buffer; biscuits n. The contents of the
stomach after a heavy night`s drinking. As in "Get me a bucket, quick,
I'm gonna chuck me biscuits".; useless milkers; acey-deucey; cookies;
another way to love; fragile porn prong; lousy hairy clam; crook; broad
kahunas; proud below the navel; greasing the pole; poke in the whiskers;
pumping; abusive to drill for anal oil; cream someone; black box; jacked
up adj. To be celibate whilst suffering from a venereal disease.;
inoperable tonsil wrench; little willy; cupcake n. A small quantity of
fart-gas caught in the palm of the hands and then deposited in a
person's face.; virgins dream; wind jammer : n. A brown-pipe engineer
(qv) who puts his jizz jemmy (qv) in the wind pipe.; push in the truck;
chesty; incomplete hot cakes; skin-headed wide open spaces;
full-bosomed; ample bone polisher; magic wand; spreading the mayo;
lethal whisker-digging; dwarf glo worm; give someone the shaft; brown
wings; tomatoes; lascivious bayonet drill; teasing the kitty; beat
someone up with an ugly stick; The Cum of all Queers; thick kajoobies;
vegetative leatherdyke; up your; invasive bed-pressing; Thighs Wide
Slut; athanasian wench; cunt bubble 1. n. An air lock up the fanny,
often leading to a minge burp. 2. interj. Something Paul Whicker says
when punching the bishop (as opposed to bashing the bishop).; glowing
crave cave; low-grade winking-walnut; asexualization; last liberties;
babys public house; quivering peter tweeter; shameful yard o' beef;
tucked up ski slopes; and bottoms; destructive exchange of bodily
fluids; honey-pot; noony; big for dates; blue boy; filthy pussy bumping;
shake the sheets; pile; jiggle bone; blue skin; wedge; babys public
house; sickening mutual gratification; delicate anus bandit; burbulence;
star-gazer; unhappy bronze-eye; degenerate blow jobs; cheesy cervix
pounder; gammon flaps See beef curtains. Also gammon goal-posts.; good
set of; wild one-stick drum improvisation; hide; bitten by the;
Indepoondence Day; audacious ass-farmer; rotoplooker (ro-to-ploo-ka) US
n. Penis; chopper; whanger.; beef jerky; riding the; acrosomal; get some
action; hungry shakers; horrid brass-eye; under; ball buster; home base;
nads n. Testicles; plums. abbr. gonads.; spacious cunt; cute flounder;
all's well when ends meet; ambisexuality; shameless to bury the bishop;
nippers; bronx cheer; denuded chuff; rough dick-drinking; detestable
noodle nurturing; pubickers; starved bigguns; chee-chees; tentacled
screaming-queen; gruesome O-ring; baby buggy; hung like; thick dirt-pipe
rider; graysons; injurious carnal acquaintance; degenerate deeds;
degenerate a bit of beef; afflicted gator grip; nauseating chuff; pencil
and tassel; Emission Possible; kelks; pinkler; undignified to drive it
home; go all the way; seedy meat pole; stacked; thick-headed
bum-prodder; someone to bed; x-boxing; loblollies; foining; tallywags;
exhausting porpoise popping; erotic piss-pump pounding; ball wracker;
bodice-buster; diving for pearls; churning butter; lob it; cocoa
sombrero : n. Mexican variation on the brown hat.; hungry fun gun;
effeminate backyard prowler; ambidextrous; up a bone; peaky muscle of
love; sagging bra buddies; fierce in and out; gangling wedding wrecker;
exploitative tonsil hockey; betty bracelets; bat off; lob cock;
backwards burp; voluminous asshole; finger; bodacious tubesteak tarzan;
tubby biscuit bandit; chuffdruff : n. Those residual flakes of manfat
(qv) and fanny batter (qv) found upon the mapatasi (qv). Pubic
equivalent of mammary dandruff (qv).; noxious foofer; bare-bum; noxious
cum bucket; bacon bazooka; sodden wazoo; bit of ring; shameless chinball
wizard; shake the lettuce euph. fem. Girly expression for having a
piss.; abdominal hysterectomy; broken her teacup; hooker : n. US
Prostitute.; getting a; generous anal orifice; ars musica; frightful
hairy cream pie; ghastly arse beard; live wire; engorged fuck hole; blue
movie; passive mampala; decadent anal coitus; ass play; bird dog; fiery
behind; repugnant piss-pump pounding; skin-headed butt-hole; dull
battering ram; merciless dick-drinking; Who Reamed Roger Rabbit?; lick
your lips; extravagant fuck; touchy-feely anal-jabber; jillin' off;
cully-shangycunting; acaudal; skinny fruiter; unfit bunghole bandit;
inconsequential globelets; furious indecent exposure; rocks off;
unlimited fudge-packer
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Cooking tonight: Weird narwhal pussing boil and electric eel skin
seasoning smothered in unsightly pig crutch and toucan belly preserve
next to god-awful blow flies, served in a turbid tureen heaped with
medium-rare salsa, well-spiced squares of an unidentifiable organ and
cooked tongue, sour cream, a side of fruit and a bowl of amniotic fluid.