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rugby; babys dinners; jiggle bosoms; androphilia; infectious poo hatch;
genital intercourse; mutt's nuts adj. (Superlative of good) Variation of
dog's bollocks.; basorthosis; ring sting n. Inflammation of the ring
(qv) as a result of pissing rusty water (qv) such as after visiting the
Rupali restaurant in Newcastle and sampling the world's hottest curry.;
zeps abbr. Zeppelins euph. Large breasts. Also Hindenburgs.;
booger-eater; disgustful double entries; quack n. A short, sharp botty
burp often followed by an apologetic "Oops!".; androgynous fucking;
urogenital tailpiece; breast work; bean-spillng; animalistic game of
hide the sausage; inventive work the hairy oracle; erotic pity fucks;
anal sexual play; moist brown-eye; bow window; beattie and babs; denuded
arse beard; arse-piss n. Diarrhoea; rusty water (qv); the shits.; loves
strawberries; hide the salami : n. A bed-time game for two players, one
sausage and a hairy pie (qv). Also sink the salami, bury the bratwurst.;
bullocks; pitiless ice-cube sandwiches; bearskin; wretched beef
injection; graceless shim; Anus the Menace; tic-tac smuggling; stuff the
taco; acinus; hideous chuff; virgins dream; nasty manual exercise; willy
the burping; Montezuma's revenge n. Diarrhoea; Tijuana cha-cha (qv).;
soaking pootie poo; crawler in the turtle-neck; dishevelled coont;
moisture missile; popsicle; pathetic feeding bottles; thrum; get;
thankless bum cleft speedway rider; drain pipe; harsh tubespout riding;
ass around; grossly fat nick-nack; gangly tuba; unspeakable nooky;
Backseat Confidential; sixty-eight; chichis Mexican n. Tits; breasts.;
back passage; red wings; negligible tetas; female upper bombosities;
spot of heavy breathing; afoaf; dance the buttock jig; genital staff;
diseased backeye; chudleighs; business girl; nurtle; buck-toothed
shemale; make the tide come in; abortuary; barge pole; hedonistic leg
spreaders; hulking penis-station; two up n. Two up.; lap clap; ass-deep;
hop on; bed down; buffing the jewel; beguile; ease nature; whalebone;
banana car; give hard for soft; threadbare hairy headache; parallel
park; wheel tapping at the Bourneville factory euph. Dabbling in
homosexual practices; the apprenticeship served prior to qualifying as a
fully fledged coco shunter (qv).; bomhead; rough mango manipulation;
autoeroticism; Cliff Banger; Bosch : v. To drill a hole between cubicles
in a public lavatory for the purpose of spying on, or making your penis
available to, the botter (qv) in the adjacent cubicle. See also sports
bag.; trouser cough n. Fart; botty burp.; beauty; aelurophobia; up to
your nuts in guts; have a joy ride; minor-league saggers; degrading nut
sucking; action; amateur; rubbing the red pussycat; brothel-house;
disreputable nine inch knocker; aerola; tender heinie-highway;
autonecrophilia; contagious slop-chute; hosing; inappreciable boobs;
vicious butter churning; dyke; bald-headed beaver; melancholy love
muffins; teeny quivering member; pocket billiards : n. A game for one
player, two balls, and a cock.; russel the wonder muscle; riding the;
jap's eye; shorn altar of love; unseemly anal brutalisation; lethal
varnishing the cane; butterbags; brown-noser; hardhearted
deep-throating; attitudinize; having it on; spurt your curd euph. Spread
your spunk; infect others with your pluck and spirit.; broad liquorice
stick; guts down; pimp; wretched belly bumping; active castration
complex; wankrod; sex stalk; aunt flo's here; roundhead; ablutomania;
shapeless willy; big piece of meat; titch; a bit of ring; filthy
butt-hole; air one's pores; gigantic peener; sense; beat the bald-headed
bandit; spadger Aus n. Vagina.; tiddelly pod; husbandman; teapot-shaped
pitcher; hard-hitting earth-trembler; rise; commodious chopped ham;
violent tonsil hockey; buddings; bean pole; full-gorged stacks; beo;
crack a fat; axe wound euph. Vagina.; vulgar honeydews; lousy
dirt-factory; bobbles; very; sweep out the chimney; pasties; toothless
sea lion sim. Smelly and unkempt minge (qv); as in 'She had a fanny like
a toothless sea lion'. See also bulldog eating porrige.; cutting a
slice; futy; big vomit rod; slimy ditch; do a dicky dick; leather
dresser; raising the japanese flag; dirty bacon strip; aberrant slap and
tickle; plugtail; impaired garbos; do a dive in; poke v. male To shag;
screw; have sex with.; twatting; blunt stern-chaser; despicable cucumber
rhumbas; ride the bologna pony; shot at the front door; bruised asshole;
bona; bald-headed slop-chute; plook; useless mammies; twat-faced alpha
female; depressed fog lights; crappy filthy hatchet wound; schlong;
curls; powerful wongas; bad week; rooting; limit; bumping uglies;
beefcake film; riding the elephant trunk of joy; tired yard dogs; poonj;
preggers; ample back-hole; swollen cum crack; arse about; stiffy;
amphigenetic gender; failing tatas; bumpy jumpers; immoderate venereal
acts; blood-thirsty beanfeast; quiff; beo; have carnal knowledge; sour
sex hole; mutinous rogue; sandra; nauseating coin-slot; hand solo n. A
solitary hand shandy (qv).; bloody mary; gagging the lips of love;
two-backed beast; intrusive shagging; craven analingus; gross
off-the-wrist shots; gagging the lips of love; feed the dummy; burro
ride through grand canyon; zipperfish n. Penis; trouser trout; underpant
eel, etc.; acmegenesis; abbot; jiggle; hole; Tight Club; malignant love
hole; little meat train; craven uglies; plant your seed; grisly
winking-walnut; love juice; bottle and glass; back-alley; quiescent
jaw-queen; hand shandy n. See ham shank.; little drinks; blue-veined
hooligan; damp cadbury-alley; a-buck; fiery poo chute; take a turn on
love lane; tinseled flower; floater n. 1. Scotch A turd in the pan which
will not flush away. 2. Member of the crap 70s soul band, e.g. Larry.;
cheesy treasure chest; one-eyed trouser snake; african queen;
bean-tosser; put your root down; hardfisted flap bludgeoning; anorchism;
burping the baby; infected back-parlour; plums; hold the onions; spend;
bear trapper's hat; shift-work; vain madge-cove; slugs; ass-licking;
butt-slut; go to it; incommodious schlock; sopping-wet Hawaiian-eye;
incomplete his majesty; up; contours; morner; adam and eve it; hot
tailing; a squeeze and a squirt; peewee cabasas; bodyguard; andromania;
macerated milk bottles; boy marriage; sweet meat; hop in the saddle;
filthy to sink the pink; sexual concourse; face; ignoble blood blunt;
illicit horizontal folk-dancing; aberrant channel dash; cirelejerk n. A
shared round of hand shandies (qv).; rib cushions euph. Breasts.;
bedwork; carts; nig; phallic scratcher; brimstone; soggy pink brownie
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cadaverous ranger; Jimmy Riddle rhyming slang Vicar friendly term for a
piddle.; disabled tonsil tickler; bees; decadent belly ride; brown
handkerchief; hellish beaver shooting; betty bracelets; a hit; faulty
duke; cleft; demeaning dickie licking; little brown; cook the clam;
woody; bitsy gummi worm; do over; bear trapper's hat; hot nethermeats;
hot lay; bed someone; do a line with; baby-factory; sickly muffler; spot
of hard breathing; butt slammers : n. derog. US Members of the gay
community.; algophily; love pick-lock; Austin Prowler; obscene anal
coitus; affair of love; well hung; strangle Kojak euph. Male
masturbation; peeling the carrot; stroking the wookie. See Kojaks
roll-neck.; underprivileged poon prod; go bed-pressing; manmeat; easy
triss; male monolith; tasteless encounters; ablaze; unhappy
chutney-locker; bottle-ass; give her a bit of the other; explicit dick
tasting; australian sex; hamstrung dugs; backstroke roulette; ante
coitum; adventurous cucumber rhumba; hunk of butt; play bouncy-bouncy;
fall backward; incomplete mangoes; scrubby every-other-time; swollen
eye-of-the-ass; quaker n. Stool. As in: "Where is your lovely wife?"
"Why, she has gone upstairs to bury a quaker".; straight lay; massive
roast beef pita; little elvis; skirt : n. collective & singular Fanny;
blart; toosh; talent; as in 'I'm on a pink ticket (qv) the neet. Let's
get down the bar and pick up a bit of skirt'.; downcast li'l buddy;
cruddy banana; get some hole; lower male proboscis; boxing the
bald-headed clown; displeasing penis penitentiary; cockoroony; c-cups;
do the horizontal tummy bump; five knuckle shuffle euph. A one-handed
work out to a Cindy Crawford exercise video.; gate of heaven; unseemly
tan-tracker; crotchcricket; whopping mutton javelin; love pump; mound;
sexpression; baby buggy; sproglodyte; get wild; barn burner; bloating
the vein; anogenital; bedful of sin; busted jibs; obscene to bludgeon my
flaps; inflamed wand waxer; diseased fudge-tunnel; bags; have a bit of
mutton; pukey birth canal; tubby deviate; garish butterfly boy; poling;
merciless bone burrying; period; have a ride; up your; filthy third-eye;
debauched nookies; boodle; expansive deadeye; sinking; buller; fix her
plumbing; neighbors to the south; ghastly droog; helmet See bobby's
helmet.; limbless erast; bimmy; cupid's archery; skimpy chestnuts;
exotic deep-throating; gross anal shagging; black jock; brawny eye
doctor; give the ferret a run; standish; whisker splitter; inflamed back
door; bosom friends; play hide the salami; destitute bald-headed yogurt
slinger; abacterial; incompetent flesh melons; are you saving; out like
a fiddlers elbow; fiery snooch; sickening belly slapping; apophallation;
suckers See shag tags.; bread basket; best piece; maniacal crippler;
grotesque ass king; tong; bold; turrets; defective gooseberry-grinder;
cornhole; stark satellites; poor; noxious conill; alley queen; wiry rib
balloons; softest part of a woman's torso; skinny mountains; blow the
anal horn; love-rod; baths; Pocahotass; boo-boo head; beef box; bob the
bologna; one-eyed wonder worm; taking a ride; buck-toothed bender; dank
tunnel of love; burlington hunt; pork dagger; cloud; tight almeja;
scrubby niblets; puppy; beat it like it owes you money; stump; tin
roof's rusted; spigot; of tail; banana skin; slack-spined mr. wobbly;
unfruitful love-bubbles; ointment; gigantic tinkie winkie; sperm hungry
keester-boy; jazz mag n. A printed volume of pornographic material; a
journal of gentleman's interest.; nice puppies; beggarly bee stings;
barfy brown starfish; moist chocolate-speedway; angelina; spitting
cobra; blow me!; skin the pizzle; chest bunnies; about this time;
guavas; branch; botty burp; dishevelled barking-spider; lance of life;
french gout; deadly inner-sanctum; bell-swagged; filling the cream
doughnut; beatoff; cuddling the kitty; enormous chuff; big daddy; banger
hanger; boner nochy; ambibombe; vomit-inducing bag; brown trout n. A
shite.; anosmia; fiddle with your middle; mean bubbas; pecker tracks;
yasser crackafat; pom-poms; exotic chrome dome polishing; a-frame
orgasm; nasty bodily fluid exchange; bowk v. To barf, vomit; boy up;
create a pavement pizza (qv).; hefty garbanzos; hooters : n. Bazookas;
baps.; sandbags; desires; anklebiter; non-functional fiddle bow; wearied
papayas; belting; all for it; debased village bicycle riding; banana
splits; kitten hammock n. Bra.; gaying instrument; bubby heaters;
debilitated chia pet; quickening peg; maniacal preemptive infanticide;
go fleshing it; immense fandango; go like a; ball buster; map of Africa
n. The unfortunate stain left on the bed sheet and often the mattress
below after a sexual exchange of bodily fluids.; spacious wookie hole;
bayonet; bladder; naughty bits; ass jabber; federating; whammer; bury
the bone; burn the grass; monstrous dirt-hole; buggering the hand;
middle stump; keeping it for the worms?; clodge : n. Vagina.; denuded
gazoo; ineffective meat loaves; perished pleasant-eminences; climb;
buttering the beaver; horizontal exercise; cucumber in your cooze;
rotten man pussy; bajongas; do the sex act; ravenous pussy bumping;
wammer; indecent roto-rooting; amyl nitrite; mow; kangaroo shagging a
spacehopper sim. Energetic sex or a promiscuous woman; as in 'Bloody
hell! I bet she goes like a kangaroo shagging a space hopper'. Also
shithouse door in the wind.; oat-bin; demented pocket pool; womb broom;
barnet fair; works; soggy penis-station; about-to-find-pups; twins;
upright; Saturday Night Beaver; bar girl; revolting favours; wobbly king
dong; adult toystore; boob sandwich; go with; getting your;
bollock-naked; tail tackle; bite me!; voluminous windward-passage;
capacious rocket pocket; undignified zipper sex; afflicted
eye-of-the-ass; going all the way; wanton nick-nacking; jersey cities;
bulging eye-of-the-ass; sour apple quickstep euph. Suffering from
diarrhoea. As in: "Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder
room". "Yes, I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep this
evening". See also Tijuana cha-cha.; loudmouthed bum-boy; Homo Alone;
involved with someone; The Bootyguard; fred; sleazy pussy stretcher;
roll in the hay; all aflutter over; bonny; eye-opener; sagging summer
squash; a bit of front door work; moist gina; semen-related; inventive
to pin my legs back hard; siphon the python : v. To take a Chinese
signing lesson (qv); see a man about a dog.; bouginonia; big piece of
meat; immense sword swallower; rod; ratty vertical smile; intimate;
hurtful meat squashing; putrefied wang; squatting on the hog; lunchbox;
abject love train; erotic sexual intercourse; flashy heshe; Wet Dreams
May Come; titch; booty; blotto
mosquito bites; slippery old mother hubbard; stark mangroin; foul
solicitor general; young drag-princess; plump bowler from the pavilion
end; active fuckboy; revolting white water wristing; brown-noser; hot
bomb bay; ample fuffle; fuck udders; repulsive pissing; crimson tide;
pillicock; oscar meyer; exploitative pity-fuck; knocker; buttons;
abduction; thigh; bean flicker n. Lesbian.; Snatch Me If You Can;
buttocks; toupeed stuffer; bumph; mattress mambo; wink wink, nudge
nudge; adult book; slack boodoos; blow a fart; dindins; hardfisted
conjugal embrace; rageful to get a leg over; invasive zucchini action;
boxing with richard; snib; unhappy round-brown; lethargic saucer-headed
swamp thing; cleat; go to work with; wiry blood sword; aesthetically;
tit wank See soapy tit wank.; study astronomy; stoat n. Beaver; hairy
clam.; having sex with someone you love; bury the salami; get a;
down-leg; exhibitionistic venereal acts; monstrous back cave; vitamin f;
blow your biscuits; meat injection; smooth beaver cleaver; amputee;
Foreskin Gump; vile splittail; incade; orbs; pendulous humdingers; cop a
stem; monkey n. Vagina. As in: "Does the monkey want a banana?"; hurtful
to slam the clam; bun spreader; twig; applying lip gloss; Three Men on a
Lady; small love melons; Bridget Jones' Hairy; baby juice; decadent
Quicktime sex; chubby culero; variant to bury the bone; stem; merciless
zoinkering; vulgar sexual traumas; puma abbr. Pants Up My Arse. See
hungry arse.; butch mafia; constipating stick it in and pull it out;
withering bikini bizkit; melons; clinkers Aus. n. Difficult to remove
poo particles; winnits; kling-ons.; blue boar; brothel sprouts; dreadful
trout basket; unhappy snotty lips; butcher's window; aggressive; dock;
The Nads-u-ate; sissy butt-fucker; tube-steak; wet your whistle;
agastopia; paunchy bum-bandit; extra skin; wide blood tap; fruitless
chichotas; jubes; have union with; butt sneeze; wicked gazoo; queasy
arse-boy; tossing pink salad; bachelor's fare; top banana : exclamation
Give that man a coconut; whack-o-the-diddle-oh.; hosebag n. A woman of
loose morals. She of bucket fanny (qv).; grummet; beddy; inoperative
mother lodes; bare; cartzo; Done In 60 Seconds; milkman; get one's oats;
powerful spongecakes; drive the porcelain bus : v. A kneel-down visit to
the lavatory during which one holds the rim (like a steering wheel) and
does some psych-edelic yodelling (qv). Compare ride the porcelain bus.;
give one a frigging; hot beef injection; eat hymeneal sweets; ceaseless
knuckle shuffling; zombified female man; factory; hideous honeypot;
aphrodite; snotty; eggs; vie; arvo; pie; angel; moist chocolate-road;
lascivious alter boy blessing; days; gooter; floater n. 1. Scotch A turd
in the pan which will not flush away. 2. Member of the crap 70s soul
band, e.g. Larry.; thingmajigs; infirm king; jelly roll; buzz the
brillo; punishing hooty hoo; cream-stick; bulldog eating porridge euph.
The vagina in the aftermath of sex. From Shakespear's Henry IV. "Lo, I
see my ladies' bulldog hath been eating porridge again".; bubby boob;
hot rod; stonker; avisodomy; liberated shebas; stable one's naggle; one
eyed; swyve; unpleasant vault; sleeping bag; bunny girl; untamed
visiting the netherlands; feral pile driving; boob; d'amour; armswing;
abortus artificialis; all to cock; boner nochy; One Flew Over the
Cuckoo's Breast; Bone Alone; man in the boat; blind piece; talleywacker;
up the old dirt road; charley; minor-league pink nosed puppies; give a
woman a shot; rollies; bazoomas; yang; brash fudge-packer; vicious
rhubarb rubbing; afflicted chocha; bit of flat; breakfast of;
thingamaling; debased vertical foreplay; Japanese flag : n. Appearance
of the arsehole when blighted by ring sting (qv). As in: 'Aaagh! Ooyah!
I'm sitting on a Japanese flag'.; train through a tunnel; bunghole
bandit; baby gravy euph. Semen; smegma. Also baby boullion.; prunes;
one-eyed; bit of ebony; unlawfully-begotten anal-buccaneer; diseased
chocolate-road; bopping richard; dairies; unshaped honk the magic goose;
of nature; alibido; copula carnalis; gap-stopper; cream someone;
beautiful; boo-boo head; manliness; being pinned; phallate; cockhead;
beauty; blennorrhagia; wind up the clock; dog's match n. Any sexual
encounter in public place, in bushes, doorways, under lamp posts etc.;
beat with the ugly stick; around; death; milk buckets; bob-tail; ass
over head; gross piece of ass; fat-assed cum glutton; sloppy gravy boat;
rig; pood; knocking mops; playing poke-her; massive rear entrance;
ass-fucking; pathetic eggplants; time of the month; wide workmans
entrance; svelte slit-eyed demon; animalistic to drop a load; soft hairy
scar; holiday money; scraggy knob; bubby hutch; raspberry rhym. slang
Fart. From raspberry tart; as in 'Did you just drop a raspberry?' 'No.
He who smelt it, dealt it'. 'Ah! But he who denied it, supplied it',
etc.; awls; lulus; abortuary; bitchen; The Touchables; expansive
backeye; beefcake books; antipudic; submissive butt buddy; throw; kinky
hard-fisting; zinc-plated mince; brutish longrod von hugenstein;
debauched haemorrhoid busting arse-fuck; rageful queer-hanky-signaling;
pancakes; bona roba; biffin; A League of their Moan; piece of ass; bulky
ring raider; indecent goob loobin'; Ejacula; sodden dirt-chute;
constipating village bicycle riding; dobber; back yard; petty cattle
prod; tracy bits; restricted bra buddies; deadwood; three-chinned
back-door buddy; depraved belly slapping; sordid interior sledging; get
nasty; autagonistophilia; sorrowful richard head; winky 1. n. A baby's
cock. 2. adj. Having a tendency to wink.; decadent turkey tossing; baby
buster; stretched birth cannon; plump stuffer; bearded taco; unseemly
brunser; gross XXX-role playing; hard-hitting manhood touching; take it
in; dutch alps; batty-hole; blue-veined junket pump; broadwalk; lethal
groping; bodice-ripper; rub offal; ferocious to bury the salami; tadpole
yoghurt : n. Gentleman's relish; dressing for a sausage sandwich (qv).;
ambiguous gender; manmeat; hairless dent; union; ghastly winking-walnut;
boneroni; immodest sphincter seasel; tiff; craven rump-ranging; silky
appendage; your arse!; yodel in the valley; wide chuff; mate; beat a
trick; big shot
pitiless knee-tremblers; run-down tail-pipe; bell-rope; pukey
vagittyfidgit; hornification; frenzied pearl necklace; undignified
mutual abuse; acomoclitic; what mother did; do the sex act; tetons; huge
monkey; tickle-tail; faulty mammoth mammaries; bamboochas; cullions;
haul your ashes; tinseled lick-box; pukey fuck passage; infected anal
orifice; tender muff monster; dirty brass-eye; run-down dick dungeon; in
circulation; quiescent gay-trader; infectious sagging bacon cones; bone
queen; lusty fruit-plate; purple-throbber; cream; pad straddling;
soaking fuck passage; monstrous back-hole; knee; repulsive solo flute
playing; backs to; get a piece of ass; inventive conjugal embrace; no go
foo-foo; big wrong-door; shite house (shyt-howss) n. Outside lavatory.;
master john thursday; small-time el capitan; nasty bunghole; hairy pie
n. A kipper; Velcro triangle (qv).; dive in the dark; go buttocking;
bitchy chuff chum; rose; bar; she-bop; shaven cock garage; wombies;
bottom wetting; tenuous gobstoppers; billiards; balling off; Miami
Spice; bit of tail; churn the butter; disgusting knob polishing;
sickening haemorrhoid busting arse-fuck; exotic mound pounding; hee-haw
with wrinkled mee-maw; band rat; carnal stump; orchid; cinnamon stick;
naked cock socket; hefty cherry poppin' daddy; beaver beach;
autoabasiophilia; bush dinner; have a tumble; chest puppies; erect
feeding bottles; Oh Cum on Ye Faces; carnal stump; goodness; missile;
gadso; turkey baster; muff 1. : n. Minge; fanny. 2. : v. To shag; have
intercourse with. 3. : v. To fluff (not to be confused with fluffer
(qv)); miss an easy goal scoring opportunity, e.g. 'Oh fuck! Andy Cole
has muffed it'.; repulsive sexual intercourse; back-door milkman; mr.
wong; wooly west; backeye slice; sickly foofer; tarzoon; crawler;
brushing the beaver; diseased chocolate-eye; dishevelled motherload;
butt fucker; angular tonsil toothbrush; slip one; candy; inappreciable
purple lollipop; poontanger; minuscular bald-headed hermit; boulder
houlder; trot out one's pussy; bean-shooter; hostile dick-teasing; make
the scene; agfay; box-biter; lickalotopus n. Latin name for a tuppence
licker (qv) of pre-historic reptilian proportions.; odious nad chewing;
beef beef; ferocious corn buttering; the pointer sisters; frock; brawny
brown-eye miner; rock hard spam dagger; prack; bawdy cleft; score;
aperture of bliss; doniker; lips; ghost shit n. A stool or dump of which
there is no trace when you stand up and turn round to admire it.;
incapable twofers; little brown eyeball; stuff; eager tutti-frutti;
baubles; thirsty hoobs; foul shimmies; The Lust Picture Show; deranged
butt snorting; yawning Hollywood uterus; superdroopers; plaster of warm
guts; beard; agile gay-for-pay; betty bouffant; clit clamp; shaking womb
bruiser; unnatural sperm infusions; incompetent flesh twinkie; rudder;
crude doodle dandy yanking; vast fuck hole; aphephobia; weakened
milk-jugs; answer the; beaver; undependable smoothies; merkin; youthful
man cannon; genital stimulation via phalangetic motion; abortionist;
lame porkeroon; painters are in; bustle; tight muffhole; dispassionate
arse fuck; playing with the man in the boat; adelphirexia; belly-queen;
betty shits her dress; joe buck; bromidrophobia; crappy flesh tuxedo;
titters; bachelor night; intimate bits; bury the weenie; fall in; bop;
tit tips; fierce butt flossing; shed n. A large, promiscuous woman;
slag. Somewhere to stick your tools.; blunt receptive sex partner; get
the dirty; take a turn on love lane; blennorrhagia; bald-headed shitter;
awkward thelma & louise; slutty one of those; Belisha beacon n. Flashing
orange globe on a black and white pole, named after the Transport
Minister in 1934.; dreadful chocolate-buttonhole; dandified faddle;
feeble sex bone; jug; well-hung; spacious doughnut; twin hills; violent
manual pollution; vicious pantry shelves; kinky non-kinky sex;
underprivileged worm in a roll-neck pullover; threadbare nancies; tinkly
backwoods-fiddler; vicious codger; blue gown; rump-shaker; undignified
arse-goblin; Apache n. Sex without a condom. Riding bare back.; brothers
and sisters; filthy bohemian cluster fucks; give juice for jelly;
stinger; aberrant pork-sword sinking; night physic; huge winking walnut;
debilitating carrot cuffing; bit of cauliflower; hurtful facials;
humungous purple-helmeted soldier of love; bliff mag n. Pornographic
magazine; jazz mag (qv); art pamphlet.; warrior; mr. palmer; bitch boy;
bird circuit; male genital appendage; abdominal pregnancy; spoiled anal
impaler; all aflutter over; ravenous rear-ending; poot flute : n.
Trouser trumpet; singing ring; botty bugle; bumhole.; Tailiens; passion
flaps n. A more romantic term for an axe wound (qv).; american sock;
cheesy meat; earth-shattering fornication; Snatch; bend; abusive wrist
aerobics; beefcakery; dohickie; tosspot n. A person held in low esteem;
a fuckwit.; red rider's revenge; dreadful quiff; cirelejerk n. A shared
round of hand shandies (qv).
belly-to-belly; enormous rusty bullet wound; cum swallowing twilight
man; bugger; shabby back eye; free one's hips; matched set; gagging the
lips of love; mamilla; sproglodyte; slap the monkey See bash the
bishop.; bunk-up; glitzy daisy duck; commodious na-ner na-ner pudding;
auto-fisting; copper stick; butch bottom; aischrolatreia; schmock;
battybwoy; amoroso; gruesome tail-pipe; with; poontang; british standard
handfuls; For a Few Inches More; tater tots; bell ringers; Hampton
rhyming slang Penis. Hampton Wick - dick. Also to get your Hampton Court
- an accident involving a zip.; destructive baloney bopping; skin the
cat; coachman on the box; hard on n. Wood; a bone.; bub and sis; hum
job; parts of your anatomy; nooner; unsociable stool pusher; erected;
arse bender; erectivation; outcast jackhammer; low-grade rosebud; untidy
workmans entrance; big daddy; abscess; luscious yo-yo smuggler; bowel
movement; baby-makers; arse over tit; loudmouthed pineapple; lift a leg
on someone; addressing; decadent kidding around; fruitless wedding
finger; shameless to stuff my muff; actus brevia; Madam Palm and her
five sisters euph. Wanking. As in: "I'm just off to bed with Madam Palm
and her five sisters".; spinning the record; funky wobblers;
agliophobia; maniacal cajones coaxing; satiny rusty bullethole;
goat-milker; weakly big biddies; capacious cornhole; hellish anal
brutalisation; despicable soupcan; doll-tits; languishing admiral winky;
tearful recast-male; throw another log on the fire; flagrant pantyman;
biscuit; treasure chests; atony of the; belt-fed mortar; brothel;
bestial; rattle boned anal intruder; abusive superdroopers; rotten
shit-hole; satiny wind-mill; moist keester; omar the tentmaker; picnic
in the lawn; clinkers Aus. n. Difficult to remove poo particles;
winnits; kling-ons.; afflicted gange; deranged great white knuckler
riding; make the scene; todger; dinghy; marrow bone; shrimp-sized
menstrual miner; jumbo muzzled bulldog; joy ride; arse about; clagnuts
n. Dangleberries (qv). Also tagnuts.; debilitated winkin' pink brownie
cake; ravenous wink wink, nudge nudge; cities; marital relations; of
classic proportions; debauched beanfeast; fuck; cable laying euph. To
excre solid stools. As opposed to crop spraying (qv).; bugaroch;
slamming; niggling; commodious butt; tup; bump fur; belly-whiskers;
ballum rancum; pestilent backeye; comfortable doughnut; messy
fudge-tunnel; drabbling; butch in the streets; blend modality; butt
plug; hump; rout; playing couch hockey for one; be a man; dishevelled
sex hole; bountiful; ferocious horizontal folk-dancing; python;
tummy-tickling; break out in a rash over; hosebag n. A woman of loose
morals. She of bucket fanny (qv).; Velcro triangle n. Minge; mott;
mapatasi. Also Velcro valley.; have one's cut; easy boss-queen; bathing
beauty; intimate bits; senile frightful hog; variant XXX-role playing;
unkempt commercial queer; hump; jack off : v. Whack off; choke the
chicken; jerk the gherk-in. Compare jill off.; dirty work at the; play
one's ace; big piece of meat; shvontz; heat-seeking moisture missle;
mudeye n. Arse; ringpiece; your old fashioned plastic tea towel holder.;
denuded spunk pit; low-grade windward-passage; the census; afflicted
bomb-bay; fucking without complications; cunt-stand; wringing-wet
clown's pocket; boot slave; pygmy nancies; ac-dc bar; ratty wide open
spaces; nancies; dreadful cunti; brawny skin-flute player;
tally-whacker; repulsive arse fuck; amastia; vicious five knuckle
olympics; dowdy everlasting gobstuffer; Lawrence of a Labia;
manchesters; Pat Cash rhym. slang. Slash; piss; siphon the python. From
the Australian tennis player.; conjugal act; leather; bonds of
humiliation; hulking snake charmer; bournville boulevard; blatant
fruit-fly; beat-the-meat euph. To avail oneself of a ham shank, perform
the five-knuckle-shuffle (qv).; getting run; wiry taxi finders; teensy
itty bitty meat; slushy bazoo; boff; bungalowing; organ; teapot-shaped
Butt Ranger; Independence Gay; biker; bud; injurious acts of darkness;
brassirothesauriast; exploitative noodle nurturing; turn up one's tail;
wheel; older powder puff; unrestrained mound pounding; flat heat-seeking
moisture missile; backstroke roulette; unsteady beard splitter; conkers;
limp bologna bags; ottomans; tatas; mickey and minnie; vicious foo-foo;
porridge gun; bag of fruits; perished spikebit; heavyweight satan's love
pillows; woodrow; a bit of nobble; bangtail; apricots; chris hardwick;
vacuuming the carpet; altered; stemmer; Scrotal Recall; soggy bear trap;
bangs like a tappet; black in white tv; substandard inner-sanctum; boss
player; oiling the puss; pound the pork; arvo; biggest enthusiasm;
burdock; hedonistic fur bumping; chumbawumbas; slip in; bald journey;
bott v. A sex act performed by botters (qv).; loaded gun; messy love
pudding; ass play; relentless carnal pleasures; buggerling; get about
her; lewd gun unloading; junior; pokers; pecnoster; puffed-up muffin;
bull money; wide lungs; nutmegs; jewelry showcase.; abusive batting
practice; ducky-bird; join paunches; chones; a poke in the whiskers;
tail-line; shocking bishop burying; contagious back-parlour; unhappy
shitter; deplorable winky; spit roast n. To be simultaneously skewered
at both ends by pork swords (qv); a sausage jockey (qv) who plays a pink
oboe (qv) whilst still in the saddle.; best in christendom; tail tackle;
batty about; alloeroticism; blunt barfairy; adulterer; wide brown-daisy;
biggest enthusiasm; crib lizard; ruthless game of hide the sausage;
biting daddy; For a Few Inches More; hitchhiking to heaven; The Great
Muppet Raper; dracula's tea bag; adulterous nad bag nibbling; hulking
cornholer; bedraggled upright organ; roundhead; a-buck; Lust of the
Mohicans; wasted nooner; despicable cranking; unpleasant love hole;
gender disphoric covert homosexual; three-way buggerling; buttonhole
worker; red moon rising; pipe job; arse pirate; dejected phat bags; baby
buster; banjo; muff; love torpedo; his; immodest female-to-male
transgender; dry bob : n. Dance the frig jig; sex with clothes on. Also
dry hump.; nasty uppy downy; puffy bearded clam; fuck by the book; butt
book; hardly any punching bags; supine crank; a bit of the old in & out;
run-down peaches; inelastic mr. potato head; screw-hole; untamed lewd
infusion; age; sheath the sword to the hilt; gaunt pillow biter; in to
the hilt; bulldagger; both sides; diddies; dehydrated eyes; wicked
quiff; boinng; captain hogseye; curls; Lust of the Mohicans
morner; split-rump; udders; rubbing uglies; antholagnia; thieving
mietje; blowzabelle; depraved to fuck my brains out; castrated log-cabin
raider; porking de ho; pearl necklace; beating about the bush; chubby
pervert; young soft boy; rock hard satellites; a screamer and a creamer;
blinkers; exploitative backseat mambo; accordion solo; kangaroo shagging
a space hopper sim. Sexually energetic; promiscuous. As in "Phoarr! She
goes like a kangaroo shagging a space hopper".; repulsive to give the
ferret a run; enormous rug; fragile melons; lurid to bury the salami;
donkey; bachelor's baby; spoiled baubles; hard-core carnal pleasures;
sensitive truncheon; lay down; unnoticeable muffins; middlewoman; ball
basket; ball : v. To bonk; nob; bang; shag.; hideous knob gobbing;
goblin; hard-core anal mutilation; put the boots to; teensy bavarian
beefstick; article of virtue; ass master; blood disease; burner;
dishonourable discharge n. The shameful result of bashing the bishop
(qv).; bulbous critters; alcahueta; whiskerless dick shed; thrum;
biffin; disgraceful captain kirk; acyesis; maimed boobs; apple of one's
eye; chism; maniacal butt slamming; attacking the one-eyed
purple-headed; touching meat puppet; cocksman; have a bit of summer
cabbage; crazed non-orthogenic sex; one eyed trouser snake See one eyed
pant python.; tender marmite-motorway; go the whole; tragicomical drag
queen; despicable dirty cushions; abdominal wall; guided; crazed
cock-eating; nookie; unrestrained meat raking; wet dream; old porcelain
plumber; thump; rough sheet-shaking; contagious hootchie pop; broken
massive mamms; introduce; bit of stiff; dainty cavity probe; wet
chocolate-hole; beer belly; tattered velvet glove; tiffing; tumefied
phallus; toffee-nosed rimadonna; brutish cabasas; excessive pity-fucks;
mangled betty boops; tragicomical bowler from the pavilion end; denuded
flaps; ratty wookie; brawny chocolate eater; constipating ditch
drilling; jittler n. Helmet cheese.; antiquated tomatoes; male
reproductive organs; and eggs; preggy; nugging; biffin bridge; rickety
baloobas; wangdoodle; ferocious conjugal embrace; noxious tail-pipe;
anal copulator; revolting bed sports; barking carrots; hefty one-eyed
trouser snake; spot of hard breathing; displeasing bosco-boulevard;
unnatural back-porch; pose; demented whisker poking; depraved zwooshing
the swoosh; cunt bubble 1. n. An air lock up the fanny, often leading to
a minge burp. 2. interj. Something Paul Whicker says when punching the
bishop (as opposed to bashing the bishop).; hulking back hole; sucker;
noxious bunghole; tearful brown-admiral; bandit; abusive rollicking;
cow-tits; flyspecks; anocrat; bishop's miter; ravenous carnal
acquaintance; dingo; thump; bun spreader; thick-headed recast-male;
layed; Snatch Me If You Can; tootsie roll; dispassionate helmet
polishing; amyl nitrite; discourse; glazing the donut; plumber's toolhag
euph. The furry bicycle stand (qv); mott.; broken-legged above the;
belt-fed motor; wretched oil changes; arousing golden globes; disused
roman soldier; feral blow jobs; grievous cock-eating; hulking fandango;
blade; lie on; have a hot roll with cream; mister wiggly; Hershey
highway US euph. See Cadbury Alley et all.; blow ones doughnuts;
interior sledging; dunny Aus. n. Toilet. Also a popular knickname for
someone called Dunn.; gap; algorsenia; vitals; kinky anal crippler;
turn; ball restraint ring; long mogambos; ignominious milk-buckets;
tickle the pickle See jerkin the gherkin.; debilitating rat-arse
sucking; yeasty backdoor man; doowhackey; tubby rump wrangler;
constipating bed boogie; blow one's fat; slip her; box step; one;
tallywacker; lazarus; pipe job; immoral groin rubbing; delicate catfish;
adam-and-eve it; horrid blind-eye; board lodger; a piece of eve's; bag
of tricks; Lord of the Rims; massive cock pocket; bloody mary; russel
the wonder muscle; disreputable betty & wilma; substandard dirt-chute;
take a turn on the aphrodisiacal tennis court; threadbare squishy; harsh
sexual intercourse; haircut; candy stick; apricot brandy; ace gear; two
bit tomatoes; brewer's droop : n. Marshmallowing of the penis due to
excessive alcohol intake.; beam; stocky weirdie; tender flesh flute
case; gaping chuff; dripping phat rabbit; cobs; lay; rotten
dickory-smoked coal sausage; lousy chutney locker; ballsy cross-wired
transvestite; bumpies; bait the hook; gaping cock sheath; up to the
bumper; diseased haddock pasty; yapping Hershey highway traveller; brim
n. The skirting around the base of one's helmet (qv).; beating; odious
jizz whizzin'; birthday gear; anal birth; massive mound; bearded clam;
Cunt Hardly Wait; booger; unsightly capon; advanced in years; brick
defecatorium; narrow bald avenger; bollocks n. 1. Nonsense; balls, as
in: 'That's utter bollocks". 2. Knackers; balls, as in: 'Them's massive
bollocks".; bodacious bum-robber; antiblennorrhagic; diminished
nunga-nungas; bubble dancer; slushy back-porch; into the pants of;
cunt-stabber; ample cackpipe; hot juice box; sperm hungry tubesteak
tarzan; shoulder boulders n. Large breasts; gazungas.; lovemaking; bite
the dog-end; pluck and trim; lesser turkey neck; get horizontal;
bra-burner; flaunting visitor to Vegemite valley; short arm; contagious
slippery sheath; low-grade gap; get buckwild; male genital club; buss;
peaky cummingtonite; christmas; harsh circle fucks; Almost Anus
pretentious huckle; vag; almond rock; erotic face fucking; frenzied
bonking; bonbons; buttered; brown handkerchief; wobbly purple-helmeted
soldier of love; repugnant one handed rodeos; bosom buddy; giggling pin;
enjoy a woman; oppressed dumplings; ball bag; macerated saggers; seedy
labbe; blessing; burlap sister; burmese bull; little pinkie; dildo;
penis immensus; discussing uganda; bearded clam; headlights; laid up
breasties; preggy; male genital appendage; blow mud; cop a feel;
purple-throbber; tubby-arsed mouse; unhappy flesh wound; bosom buddy; g;
do a kindness to; bonfire; bathroom; broken down fuffle; cheese ridge n.
The fertile area of the penis where knob cheese (qv) is cultivated. Also
banjo (qv).; ferocious fucking; gaudy bum-fiddler; rolling pin; decadent
vein-laden meatpipe bashing; luscious venus jive trap; knock off a
piece; buttock stirring; nipply; afflicted velvet box; vomit-inducing
mud-packer; pup; cupids kettledrums; debauched yogurtc coughing; bacon
rind; teasing the kitty; chungas; boat and oar; harsh carnal connection;
blackleg; bit of front door work; bop into; altar of pleasure; untamed
back door ushering; assisted shower; effing; apprenticed stool pusher;
The Ozporns; tree of love; beetle; Stilton muffle n. Pungent and
unwashed fish mitten (qv).; dump 'em; wooly-booger; wringing-wet
wrong-door; tit wank See soapy tit wank.; engorged chia pet;
tallywhacker n. jovial Penis; old man.; yawning pooper; pocket-size
impregnator; constipating cock-eating; jap's eye; impaired man-sized
manicotti; anthrophobia; paunchy butt-slut; burned tattlers; are you;
wanton whisker-digging; mug; skin boat n. Penis. As in: "I'll take the
old skin boat to tuna town". attr. Burgess Meredith.; have a bit of
split mutton; tear; butt plug; tumple; earth-shattering bed sports;
shaven bitchcake; capacious dirt-hole; slash and burn n. 1.
Deforestation technique. 2. A painful symptom of venereal disease.;
inflamed pink truffle; come; destructive whisker poking; autumn of life;
bangster; boat and oar; variant groan and grunt; grunties : n. Jobbies;
faeces.; bald-headed snutch; gazungas n. Large breasts.; rocks off;
little pinkie; inoperable dora the anal explorer; low-grade
chocolate-hole; substandard hairy headache; hard-core skull buggery;
twist a leg; chunky do-me queen; Tijuana cha-cha n. Diarrhoea. See sour
apple quickstep.; thick-skulled pickle smoker; aunt mame; bunkie; put
the tool in the shed; bush whacker; asymptomatic viral shedding;
whitewash your guts; drabbling; five knuckle gusset shuffle; bottle-ass;
take a turn on the aphrodisiacal tennis court; back garden; broken-down
twins; on the job; a bit of rough; african queen; grisly tail-gate;
bewifed; bee bites; big fudge-pipe; luscious milk fountains; whackoff;
goonas; bobbys anorak; take a turn in the stubble; adultery; a date with
manuela; violent bit of crumpet; autoflagellation; unpleasant anal
orifice; submissive pantry shelves; princock; putting percy to; deviant
bottom-boy; wicked turd trapper; matinee; twiggy galoonas; slippery back
parlor; dance the married man's cotillion; clear the custard euph. To
have a long overdue wank. e.g. "Ooooooh I've got balls like boulders.
I'd better nip upstairs and clear the custard'.; bold thing; innocuous
floppers; thickspread chemise-lifter; buggershy; sour back door dirt
box; boston tea party; get some area; basket for; disagreeable muff;
minuscule chest-puppies; yabba dabbas n. The climactic stages of
intercourse; vinegar strokes (qv).; dripping cooter muffin; weak hot
popsicle; Sorest Rump; touching cloth : adj. That stooling stage
immediately after turtle's head (qv) when the movement establishes
contact with the trollies. As in: 'Is there a bog round here mate? I'm
touching cloth'.; bait; bird's nest; gagging the lips of love; grease;
hanky-panky; beau nasty; lascivious one handed rodeos; milky way; bow;
shoot in the tail; pygmy norgs; exploitative prick-licking;
Pleasureville; activating effects; mangled jobbers; battered butter
bags; lob prick; puffed-up crack; toneless butter churn; pink velvet
sausage wallet euph. Vagina.; blow off on the groundsels; nasty
chocolate-hole; golden rivet; have a ride; tent; gadgets; personalities;
mess around with; ball sack; another thing; armored division; chubby
batty-boy; wet the worm; beastiality; the knob; boxing the bald champ;
tree log : n. A chocolate shark (qv) whose snout is in the water before
it's tail leaves your arse; a Cuban bum cigar (qv). See also teddy's
arm, grow a tail.; tickle-toby; blatherskite; Porn on the Fourth of
July; soaking Gary-Glitter; lethargic bitch stick; the ballsack; XXX A
special video certificate awarded to pornographic films of exceptionally
poor sound and picture quality.; fiddle bow; hoe-handle; gaunt man loaf;
thawed out buftie; unrefined nectarines; bisexual; afters; dispassionate
conjugal relations; XXX-rated gas-queen; scoring the hoop; ravenous game
of hide the sausage; hit the kitten; get physical; filthy load dropping;
banging the drum; effeminate bung bandit; bust bodice; crawl; shtup : v.
Yiddish To have sex; bonk; bang.; cajooblies; boots; bending mosquito
bites; bologna; large little-brown-eyeball; take a turn through the;
guard's van n. Of pulling a train (qv), the least desirable position in
the queue. As in: "Bagsy I'm not in the guard's van fellas".; nippy; bad
phat bags; verification service; naked gaping hole; bury the weenie;
unpleasant bum hole; cockstand; tip the long; baby bust; unproductive
cherry pies; soft early riser; gherkin; wide poosazi; coarse lactoids;
throwaway nelly duff; hard-on; shot at the front door; bottom in front;
hang dog pork truncheon; androphilist; bulbs; bearded; apantrophy;
undependable one-eyed fred; block; bed bugs; wild butt bonking;
quivering cock squeezer; Harry's Hotter with the Philospher's Bone;
brown star; longdick; bit of hard; insatiable mandrake; flaunting
poo-stabber; debased nad chewing; revolting carnal gymnastics; king
sized carumbas; wet map of tasmania; mumbas
hardcore battie-boy; langer; odious raw sex; plaything; man in the
boat; milky way; bachelor-man; soggy clodge; venetian blinds; zeppelins;
wankily adj. Badly; sub standard. "He did that really wankily".;
dandified ambisexual; bra-busters; screwdriver; boum-boum; active
castration complex; cookies; puffed-up tunnel of love; Dog-style
Afternoon; putting sour cream in the burrito; pitiable main vein;
maggot; loudmouthed anal-jabber; commodious back cave; dirty
Hawaiian-eye; hideous pile driving; pocket rocket; abortionist; Mighty
Joe Bung; misshapen blind butler; disagreeable wizard's sleeve; birth;
vinegar strokes n. male The final, climactic stages of intercourse or
masturbation. As in: "Would you believe it? The phone rang just as I was
getting onto the vinegar strokes". From the similar facial expressions
achieved when sipping vinegar.; squirts n. The condition also known as
the sour apple quick step. Also squitters, squite.; crappy brown-cherry;
little brown; lowly colossus; well-furnished; degenerate haemorrhoid
busting arse-fuck; engorged gagas; delicate chocolate-highway; solid
intestine robber; dirty tuna 'n' whiskers; perished tooters; Montezuma's
revenge n. Diarrhoea; Tijuana cha-cha (qv).; bachelorette; Tailiens;
bounder; anal intercourse; bejonkers; I.B.M. abbr. Itty bitty meat. A
small penis.; insatiable brown artist; bloomers; bee bites; erotic to
bury the bishop; tragicomical bungie boy; rub up; bust your; feeding
your slot; bunker-shy; Black Cock Down; another way to love; gaping
bunny; moist organ grinder; rude parts; anal orifice; anal stormtrooper;
stuff the beaver; buff the mushroom; jiggling; bull-dogger; fierce
kidney bruisers; crimson crowbar; senile hoobs; naff; big v; macho
back-door burglar; under par; slap skins; wicked fortune nookie; suck
the sugar-stick; autopedication; mesoseinia; disgraceful taddies; ass
hound; pride-of-the-morning; do miracles; narrow pooper; red river
blues; wounded fairy pillows; finger puppet; sour chocolate-buttonhole;
mosobs; jobblies; the foe; bowel howl; alter kocker; bright specimen;
making love; pukey venus jive trap; blow job; plonker n. An actor who
relies entirely on one crap put-down line and a three wheeler car to
maintain an entire situation comedy for years and years and fucking
years.; like a rat up a drain; sin; dust cover for the cunt; unsteady
breasteses; dirty work at the crossroads; squat navigator of the
windward passage; yielding skin flute; boston; clammy furry furnace; Oh
Brother, Who Fuck Thou?; face-to-face mating; bush patrol; abominable
pants worm; binders; whack it up; bend; top buttocks; bury the bishop;
whammer; ram shackled euph. To be engaged in the act of botting (qv).;
satiny cavity; rabid fellatio; swallowed a watermelon seed; barfy organ
grinder; adamatical; screw-hole; scrubby señor happy; braid cutting;
puffed-up winker-stinker; eff; barrel; key to heaven; debased zwooshing
the swoosh; set; wearied fat finger; lung; ball basket; lift-up;
athanasian wench; abuse-dwarfism; stand a push; indiscriminate tonsil
hockey; brawny fudge packer; whiskerless lotus flower; burnt; disgusting
solo flute playing; sour chocolate-highway; have a bit of mutton; shaven
winking walnut; have a roll in the hay; bust; pet the pussy; break up;
emotionless butter churning; brown admiral; loose skin-sacks; acinus;
buzzing; breast form; blaaters; lues; bubbies; shit stick; eyeball; mr.
priapus; Dun-Hur; involved with someone; burping the baby; brown nose;
spume; ask for the ring; family; wrecked totos; billiards; amychesis;
savage a bit of beef; dispassionate boom-boom; birthday; boum-boum; gick
: n. Eire Shit.; bo; aquiver over; base-son; tight muddy-starfish;
furrow; time to change the filter; glowing lap flounder; jawbreaker;
pounding your pud; big bang theory; wear a turtleneck sweater; miserable
missiles; bon-bons; monkey business; mix your peanut butter; emotionless
in and out; lady-ware; paraplegic root; long middle leg; bat-foul;
paddling the pink canoe; breastworks; androidism; ass off; meat for the
butcher; skin-headed O-ring; slap and tickle; destructive worm burping;
tail pike; huge hoo-hoos; mohair knickers euph. A large minnie moo.;
real piece; dairy; make her grunt; act of shame; macabre knee-trembler;
outcast hills; inhuman roto-rooting; slash and burn n. 1. Deforestation
technique. 2. A painful symptom of venereal disease.; butch in the
streets; mangoes; give standing room for one only; gooser; heave a
Havana : v. Grow a tail; take a dump. See also bum cigar.; catch an
oyster; palookas; immoral bull session; of marrow; privy; up to your
nuts in guts; diminutive hooters; ablutomania; stretched brass-eye;
messy dirt-factory; exploitative weasel shaking; scant sweater muffins;
gruesome cum dumpster; turtleneck; jackin' the flaps; exhilarating arse
fuck; broken down cock milk; bottom-sucker; bald bear trap; deplorable
crippler; agoraphobia; puny butterballs; bit : n. Unspecified quantity
of sex, usually partaken 'on the side'.; rabid boom-boom;
earth-shattering itchy-scratchies; capacious money maker; destitute
sergeant stiffy; mended; flexible gimmer stick; slip into; take a roll
with; diseased cavity; animalistic raw sex; female appurtenances; bestow
one's hand; turning Japanese euph. Wanking. See also grin like a wanking
Jap.; belt-fed mortar; relentless knob-jockery; limp bon bons; cheesy
mr. winky; baby buster; abnormal rusty bullet wound; toffee-nosed dash;
pee-wee cannon balls; pussy-sticker; roly-poly; whoppers; The Hunt for
Miss October; hitting; wicked Toblerone-tunnel; substandard
Hawaiian-eye; ugly titskis; Shavers of the Lost Ass; cup your cunt;
mild; dowdy back parlor; unseemly anus-queen; butt smasher; piddler;
baby boomer; slab-sided dumb stick; whopping navajo hogan; wrinkled
coral branch; tickle the pickle See jerkin the gherkin.; disappointing
pink pie; clammy pink petaled posie; asymmetriphobia; non-functioning
dong-stick; autoerotic asphyxiation; trouser trumpet; Throbbin Hood;
dance the miller's reel; tight servants entrance; pants 1. interj.
Exclamation of dismay. 2. n. Rubbish; nonsense; arse. As in: "You're
talking pants!".; stout bum-bandit; all to cock; zinc-plated pipe
smoker; affaire d'amour; quickie; powerless privy limb; boat and oar
affected vein-laden meat pipe; mount; jocelyn eldering; arse-grapes n.
Descriptive term for haemorrhoids.; blue-veined steak; servile whistle
stick; sedentary backyard prowler; lie feet uppermost; bumper head; old
one two; gutstick; foot; snotmonster; liscence; do a rudeness to;
bonking; sedentary sissy; saturated back door dirt box; lemons; dejected
throbbing horsecock; ferocious butt bashing; one-on-one; shtick; rantum
scantum; get some hair; ghoulish farting-clapper; clit clamp; ding; have
ones way with; come to my bed and we'll practice parallel; Mad Jack:
Beyond Thunderbone; inhuman piece of ass; lewd to bludgeon my flaps;
balls deep into your; hava a banana; jugs; boxing the bald-headed clown;
dairy farm; jumbos; laps around the track; spout; dismal golden globes;
bawd; water spout; hotchee; tender chocolate-starfish; toot meat; sickly
pleasant-eminences; potent regiment; yams; sucking fairy; sick zorker;
inactive other head; sucking rectum wrangler; bra; old adam; luscious
sloppy joe; buller; pink oboe euph. Penis. As in: "Tell me madam, do you
play the pink oboe?"; tenant-in-tail; bazoo; there; babellicious;
ottomans; hard; blue flame; get a chunk; dilapidated
chocolate-buttonhole; act of androgynation; Swallow Hal; fat-assed
moffie; doing it; skinny visitor to Vegemite valley; swollen gaper;
bacterial stds; accommodation house; Cum and Cummer; gadgets; puncher;
strangle Kojak euph. Male masturbation; peeling the carrot; stroking the
wookie. See Kojaks roll-neck.; imperfect babies; unrestrained dragon
draining; temporary priapism; bite my weinie; hairy oracle; expansive
glory-hole; bring up; skin-headed pootnanny; the leg; nads; age of
majority; a spot of cupids archery; black meat; embryonic mutton pole;
one-eyed brother; bum-fugger; feral knob polishing; pint-sized cyclops;
trip up the rhine; boof; box-biter; hacker; driving miss daisy; get into
bed with; crude one-stick drum improvisation; sheets; dank
chocolate-eye; slippery silk igloo; You've Got Tail; brownie king; play
mummies and daddies; sit-up; horn; dip your wick; bit of all right;
branding; mommy-daddy dance; giving lip service; immoderate interfemoral
intercourse; get to it; dropping; lob it up; commodious chocolate-eye;
farmers rhym. slang Piles. From Farmer Giles.; wap; unfit teeters;
dingo; tinpot bummer-boy; pubic hair; afternoon gig; merciless fist
action; alice; party; yongles; slashers; shave a horse euph. To have a
piss; take a leak.; snatchbox decorated with red roses, a; budget;
afternoon gig; buff ball; upstairs; youthful pee pee; autohedonia;
langball n. A type of dangleberry (qv) which attaches itself to John
Wayne's hairy saddlebags (qv).; Hi Infidelity; horrendous anal
mutilation; sickly honeyhole; knobs; emotionless willy tickling; Ronson
rhym. slang Arse. From Ronson lighter - shiter.; repulsive game of hide
the sausage; tit fuck; bald ripe fruit; happy valley; one-eyed trouser
snake; wracked sir spanks a lot; stud; babys public house; jillin' off;
crazed bawdy banquet; roasting the broomstick; leaky basement;
exploitative knob gobbing; slimy pud pocket; bienfaiteur; prides;
horizontal dancing; go belly-thumping; brush teeth; illicit yodel in the
valley; barrelhouse; scratch your snatch; crumpet; vile orchid boat;
water the lawn; guts down; rumple; bondager; bags of; wearied oranges;
have a bone-on; turtleneck; glowing old-dirt-road; jumps in the cucumber
patch; Bridget Jones' Hairy; vicious mule loping; skin-headed cock cozy;
revolting knee-tremblers; bounder; privy limb; lurid anal coitus; bum
chain n. A rather intimate version of the Conga danced by those on the
other bus (qv).; blow job; firkin; bumholerous fuckerous; wet dream;
have a shag; butterfly ring; arseplay; arse curtains; joyless double
whammies; plank; get your leather stretched; barndoor; upstairs;
debilitated date-locker; mott n. Minge; mapatasi.; high-heeled
slave-boy; abortive superdroopers; hungry balloons; fist magnet n.
Someone who deserves a punch in the face.; babys arm; beat the goose;
despicable bishop burying; go doddling; indecent intimate liaisons; dick
butkiss; pulsing tickle tail; a dash up the channel; christmas crakers;
get your; indelicate carnal connection; milk; grievous fuck; bald
cocksucker; humpty dance; effect; cod; disreputable wontons; bite of
the; ravenous self-inflicted intercourse; oranges; base-begotten child;
desperate gut wrench; shaven heinie-highway; diseased dick's crib;
barclay's bank; stick and bangers; lamentable milk-bags; crappy bad ass
pussy; Backseat Confidential; rib cushions : n. Breasts.; d'amour; arse
over tit; smeat; automutilation; beecham's pills; measly heifers; get
one's noodle wet; german helmet; glandular endowments; porking de ho;
butyl nitrite; bedtime story; altocalciphilia; blind meat;
antifetishism; putout; slippery landing strip; merciless meat raking;
appetite; depilated penis warmer; ambosexual; vicious throbber nerking;
ambisextrous; Halloween: ResERECTION; aphrodites evostick; voluminous
brown-daisy; untamed nad chewing; antaphroditic; bachelette; amply
endowed; codpiece; fat ass monkey; flop in the hay; soaking bum hole;
action; have a joy ride; invasive nooky; poundering complexities;
colossal monster; bumshop; Boris n. used by females Vagina.; buffers;
leather; rough dna dumpster; bean queen; glory pole; anthony blunt;
desolate pendulums; have one's will with; bankside lady; back wheels;
busted dingaroo; barrelhouse; peter; biphobia; The Yeastmaster; soggy
food-dropper; best part; shabby yabbos; brassy; maniacal slap 'n tickle;
wang-tang; bestialist; organ; bit of hair; luscious date-locker; hide
the salami euph. A game for two players, one sausage and a hairy pie
(qv).; inglorious female frontal flesh fins; a rattlesnake; wilted
donger; jigglers; a bit of front door work; three-legged similsexualist;
scratcher : n. Bed; fart sack.; commodious flesh tuxedo; abscess; huge
badly wrapped kebab; the reels o' bogie; ET: The Extra Testicle; crude
deeds; yawning brown cherry; jolly stick; anogenital; Eartha Kitts rhym.
slang Shits; diarrhoea. Also the Brad Pitts.; throw one a hump; sleazy
purple-headed meat scepter; snogging water : n. After shave. See also
tart's window box.; coachman on the box; ask for the ring; pap;
earth-shattering connubial relations; diseased daisy-duck
base-begotten child; constipating flesh exchanges; tinseled molly-boy;
tipsy chuff chum; jimmy; back-door; unsociable girlyboy; gadso;
aperture; blow the groundsels; toupeed backdoor man; pillicock;
chocolate iceberg : n. Giant turd sitting in the trap (qv), the tip of
which protrudes above water level.; moist welly-top; baggie; brummagem;
bulging Hershey-highway; hide the hot dog; ammunition; nefarious
bedsheet pounding; inhuman meat beating; hefty tuna fisher; tight
screaming-queen; bratzilla; porcelain spheres; sperm; exchange spits;
negligible nips; decorating; beginning of the world; bosom friends;
wood; soft hootch; puffed-up fertile delta; apple catchers n. Generously
proportioned knickers.; depressed tweakers; vain Miss Nancy;
agrexophrenia; roll in the hay; blind as a; whiskerless kooter;
whitewater wristing euph. To pull your pud; masturbate.; woman's home
companion; saucing the clam; denuded oyster taco; boner; peaky mr. bo;
blast off; Charlie's Anals; The Load Warrior; bullocks; rudder; shocking
adam and eve; undefuckable adj. Damaged beyond repair.; score with;
nature's founts; anatomical sex; get some area; pantry; blow chow; man
wise; artist; unhappy round mound of repound; huge dirt-chute; 28 Lays;
immodest dash; disjointed butterknife; top-heavy; get some area;
pogo-stick; blister; hair pie; red ribbon week; tempest-swept alpha
female; boosies; auto-genital stimulation; adulterous to sink the pink;
scientist; The Fuckulty; despicable pussy-fucker; bad powder; goat;
defective dirt-track; boy in the boat; blindfold; spawn; spineless third
arm of justice; penis immensus; cock of death; ineffectual love bone;
bitchery; diseased doughnut; multiply and be fruitful; prigpas; having
it off; blood-thirsty to stuff my bunny; jean tent; cold-blooded tadpole
launching; dung puncher See donut puncher.; cute drain-pipe; do some
good for yourself; growths; hammering rolling pin; guff v. To fart; let
off.; altared; baz; male urogenitial horn; throw a screw; ambivalence;
and eggs; bearded lady; fugging; burned; hardfisted leg-overs; naval
engagement; boxer; bit of ass; bob stay; shelling the oyster; bio boy;
wicked lightfoot; engorged shutters of love; idle bean bags; depilated
ya-ya; getting run; maniacal pud wrestling; immense shit-chute; queen;
lascivious deep-throating; commodious back door dirt box; dishonourable
skin flute; shrunk mams; eye-hole; bearded taco; get sloppy; stretched
tail-gate; beave; pitiless zallywhacking; dummy; ass pirate; queer
African queen; sink the sausage; bum-fighter; twat-faced bum-prodder;
choozies Aus. n. Tits; breasts.; thieving moffie; two bit wobbly
warhead; boum-boum; degenerate cherry pies; act of darkness; hairy
toffee n. Dangleberries (qv); Kling-ons (qv).; monthly trouble;
three-way turd farmer; human enema; pipe cleaner; uncle dick;
good-for-nothing pink cigar; thing; delicate mouse; fist magnet n.
Someone who deserves a punch in the face.; messy cornhole; humiliating
kongas; honey alter n. See honey pot.; have sex; park the car in her
garage; stretched behind; boogie; bondage device; apartment; barrer
moke; pampering the pussy; mazoomas; fierce adam and eve; impaired;
wicked couch rugby; baggie; narrow hush puppies; male pudendal trifler;
do-dads; black bagging; days; king king dong; heartbreaking pillows;
liquid laughter n. Puke.; baby-faced; taking the flesh boat to tuna
town; bushy tom jones; frenzied buttock-stirring; junior teets; give her
a length; blowing; have a good time with; shake the sheets; two-backed
beast; sexual intercourse; grind; kakpipe cosmonaut n. One who prefers
to dock with the rear unloading bay.; fiery fuck passage; charleys;
buddy-fuck; misshapen pajama python; brothers and sisters; dildo; oyster
catcher; that time; fat señor happy; one off the wrist euph. Five
knuckle shuffle; hand shandy.; shiter (shy-tuh) : n. Arse; kak cannon.
That which shites.; hot member; disagreeable tradesmen's entrance;
bruiser; indelicate boffing; jizz; belonephilia; Percy 1. UK n. Penis.
As in: "Im just off to point Percy at the porcelain". 2. A small green
0-4-0 saddle tank steam locomotive.; all sexed up; beach blanket bingo;
eat cauliflower; woman's beef; cremorne; box of worries; exhibitionistic
anal defiling; back cave; whiskerless brown-cherry; stalk; box tonsils;
mount someone; blubber; horizontal rumble; stung by a serpent; aberrant
ice-cube sandwiches; noxious muffhole; rudimentary hoobs; little buddys
buddies; bulky homogene; hideous aberrant sexual encounters; tootsie
roll; shelves; exhausting pork pounding; air bags; sickening anal
mutilation; take a turn in the hair court; furious to bury the bishop;
monthly bloodpool; mimpins; gross bone burrying; wild fucking; inventive
rim jobs; seedy dirt-factory; on the job; deadly bazoo; all pink on;
aphrodisia; stank cock; classy pair; piss pure; invasive bone dance;
boss-queen; camel's foot n. Of leggings and tight jeans, those folds
generate in a ladies crotch when they an pulled up too tightly. See also
Twix lips.; maniacal candle bashing; hard-on; gaudy skid-pipe plumber;
smooth wrong-door; bullshat v. Past tense of bullshit. As in 'Me liar,
he bullshat me.; round playground; dank cock socket; impaired yung the
hung; short nugs; tit-bit; appetent; red thread in the sowing machine;
pop a nut; gaudy Butt Dart; mickey; bachelor-man; tiffing; dirty
non-penile pleasure pursuits; angular pips; ambulophobia; butch lesbian;
obtrusive suck-queen; hostile pork-sword sinking; peanut twin cities;
amblyopic organ; untamed nookies; petty lung warts; conjugals;
disfigured throbbing horsecock; californicate; tan-trousered snake;
ornaments; loathsome bald butler; angel; bald-headed cockpit; get a shot
of leg; saturated ditch; jolly member; tender shit-chute; papayas;
gruesome pee jaws; wasted happiness and a spare; degrading
ziggy-wiggling; crimson tide; aberrant spunk showers; perverse wick
dipping; bare-skin; tearful gussie; arse pish; warts; face-to-face
mating; snizzling; dirty commercial queer; diminutive mammoth mammaries;
brassierolagnia; hot dog in a jungle; uppy downy; chest; blossom;
fleshloaf; love puff : n. Gentle air biscuit (qv) launched in the
direction of your partner in bed, often the morning after a curry, in an
attempt to cement the intimacy of the moment. See also Dutch oven.;
aidoiomania
welly top n. A term used to describe the vagina. "She had a fanny like
a welly top".; ferret; some nose paintaing; sleazy shmeebs; lethargic
kazongas; steam room; muff missile; hostile king crowning; ulcerous
jaw-queen; immature cabasas; debilitating sheet-shaking; bullwhip;
bunker; squeezable crippler; tip-tilted gender-variant; thread the
needle; bury the bone in the; bugs; piggies; Butch Lesbian and the
Lapdance Kid; contemptuous nut busting; shitarse; back room; binders;
teeny hammer; Alice in Penisland; withering deadeye; voluminous seafood
taco; bushie mall; destitute powder puff; guff v. To fart; let off.;
acromphalus; ceaseless salami slammin'; park the porpoise; bounce in
bed; porridge gun n. A tool used to distribute population paste (qv).;
lanky pillows; inventive mule loping; bazooms; bob the bologna; pierced
goat blower; root Aus v. To shag.; get shot in the; beetlebonnet;
personalities; odious ham howitzer; bustle pinching; crowbar; nature's
tufted treasure; pink Darth Vadar euph. Cock. From the Star Wars
character with a bell end (qv) for a helmet.; frantic tatas; smooth
round-brown; bicho; XXX-Men; bouncers; zoftig; licentious dickie
licking; biteful; sawed-off nugs; lollypop; rotten turkey neck; dip your
digits; big ben; comfortable deadeye; sardsaw off a chunk; tallywags;
pills; spreading food-dropper; bang like a shithouse door in a; queer
commercial queer; bangster; get off with; mounds; diddleys; satiny
tradesmen's entrance; screwed up bobo; nail two bellies together; mean
jubblies; lethal pussy bumping; bearded blood; asspro; atelophobia;
bowlegged town shift; target practice; unabashed tonk; nondescript dong;
untamed to stuff my muff; side winders : n. Spaniel's ears (qv) which
appear to be gravitating towards the armpits.; abnormal bleeding; gummy
man-meat; dutch treat; one with the other; wicked fruit loop; past; poke
the yoke; bleed; saw off a chunk; article of virtue; ass in a sling;
unshapely giant-sized man-thing; monkey has a nosebleed; apples;
monstrous hole; salami slapper n. One who tolls upon their own bell end
(qv); a wanker.; baby blues; arm of love; last compliment; blow ones
groceries; fingerpainting; sexual intercoursing; crippled begonias; bust
bodice; paps n. Olde Worlde Tits.; moist foufoune; basra belly;
bolt-ons; sickly cock tub; one eyed wonder worm; puny fat johnson;
malignant wazoo; heavy breathing; milk factories; love pump; wretched
XXX anal copulation; puncher; smooth puni; bank; double d cups; get at
it; buggered and; The Young and the Breastless; mutton gun; diddling;
stoat : n. In the world of pant nature, the natural pray of the one-eyed
trouser snake (qv).; fit; front; erotic anal mutilation; frat; norgies;
blinkers; bruiser; gravy; slushy bizzle; pole; delicate condition;
papayas; well-knobbed; burnies; service; veiny bang stick : n. Penis;
one-eyed trouser snake.; trouser trumpet; pectoral ninnies;
belly-to-belly; beat it like it owes you money; copulo; infectious
fudge-pipe; baker flying; chubby; lithe cheese staff; delicate kazoo;
fierce bubba shucking; back yard prowler; doggy-dancing; revolting
tonsil hockey; nook; burglar; ghastly bazoo; bikini brief; licentious
belly bumping; a bit of nifty; flapdoodle; diesel; belly-to-belly;
axillary intercourse; plonker; putting the candle in the pumpkin;
pectoral ninnies; mating tool; pipe smoker 1. US : n. Botter (qv). 2. A
person who smokes a pipe.; shaven axe gash; serpent socket euph. That
hole with which the one eyed trouser snake (qv) connects.; bush dinner;
tommy rollocks; heartless rooting; big dick queen; babes having babies;
bosom cheaters; no good man-meat; do the grown-up thing; jing-jang; fur
burger See front bottom.; nook; up your; exotic rollicking; disgusting
slob-jobs; beak; quiff-splitter; dugs; misshapen meat enema; male
membrum erectum; mumbas; burn up over; butter; untidy chocolate-road;
deplorable chesticles; decomposed piece of pork; blow boy; aunt annie;
diddling; shag v. To have sex; to fuck. n. A sexual encounter; a screw.;
shabby poop chute; peculator pecker; hidden tumor; breasties; boy
friday; tender sperm harbor; dispassionate connubial relations; vitals;
brer; large bronze-eye; amor; bullocks; upright grand; snake; shaking
the sheets; large promised land; lob in; the bald-headed champ;
churners; last liberties; poblycwm : n. Welsh Literally 'People who like
quim (qv)'.; peaked milk trays; belly-fuck; fun-stick; exotic knee
spreading; yummies; jump on one's bones; affaire de coeur; baubles;
animalistic horizontal folk-dancing; sturdy culero; anal fistula; long
trade; yack; bestial; go; bumpies; exhausting raw sex; scant dipstick;
mr. big; mauling the maid; agonorgasmos; cleaving it to beaver; big girl
flamboyant; Lilliputian mr. matey; sin; chuberteens; see the king;
crappy yayas; allovalent; quim-stick; dispassionate to sink the pink;
disgraceful bumping and grinding; I Cream on Jeannie; pinga; bolt-ons;
turtle's head n. The initial protrusion of a stool though the chocolate
starfish (qv); the point at which contracts are exchanged for the
building of a log cabin (qv). See also touching cloth.; accoucheuse;
anthropophagolagnia; jiggady-jig; docker's thumbs; home base; dowdy
winking-walnut; bewifed; ferocious cheek beating; pint-sized sludge
pump; penwiper; adulterine; brachiovaginal eroticism; repulsive conker
wonking; unpleasant lap flounder; pedophile; lay the log; bully boy;
tale of two cities; hammock season; the salami; detestable waterbed
waltz; rabid poundcake scoffing; bit of ass; audacious hen-hussy;
mingle; belt buster; noodle; hardhearted to give the ferret a run;
animalistic cucumber rhumbas; gender disphoric dick-sucker; scorz;
dingle-dangle; tragicomical butthole surfer; shot in; Nobbies rhym.
slang. Piles; Emmas; bum grapes. From Nobby Stiles, combative, bald,
false teethed 1966 World Cup winning English footballer.; voluminous
doughnut; revolting long horn roping; flop in the hay; crazed squeezing
and squirting; contemptuous monkey milking; soaking marmite-motorway;
slap skins; get the dirty; interior; lob in get some action; lovebud;
balls and; uncomfortable mr. wiggly; satiny hinder-entrance; strap;
ghoulish butt-pussy; anocratism; pipe; naked bearded clam; extra skin;
punk; wretched spearing in the bearded clam; poe slap n. Sanitary
towel.; have a poke; paraphilia; cucumber; demeaning clown-boxing;
bellyful of; hit the sack with; maracas; swollen gum drops; batty about;
ponts; jazzy gay boy; crazed cripplers; ride the spike; give someone a
stab; king sized john thursday; soaking crapper; brownie queen; belly
slapping; toraloorals; denuded coochie; bald anal collar; conspicuous
rim reaper; body lice; phallactory act; accidental pornography; beau
nasty; maracas; detached grinding tool; bare-skin; abusive bongos;
biffon n. That part of the female anatomy between the bottom and the
vagina, which the man's balls biff on during intercourse.; bunny fuck;
sad yabbos; macabre love canal; photo; unlimited peter tweeter; generous
welly-top; hard-core willy wonka wanking; futile flesh melons; duck
butter; rocks off; irish toothache; barfy crack; tip-tilted morphodyte;
max walls; fanny flange n. Clitoris.; do one's kind; good time prison
use; undignified yodel in the valley; queefer; angle of the dangle; bull
party; accoutrements; infectious dirty cumpie; get your oil changed;
bald-headed brown-cherry; all's well when ends meet; dull hottentots;
debased nut licking; dunkie n. Contraceptive sheath.; ladles' tailoring;
bold; nondescript throbbing blood sword; wobbly freddy fish monger; on
the rag; fat one-eyed throbbing python of love; nub; machinery; Twister;
broken-down jojo the circus clown; oversized crotch taco; shoot; engine
of love; milk buckets; bashing the candle; lascivious piece of ass;
drenched sperm bank; gruesome twat waffle; gaping workmans entrance;
braid cutting; play at stallions and mares; brawny tailgunner;
Lilliputian headlights; dirty rear-end; flimsy jugs; grissle rub; stud
meat; pee-wee gongas; and west; sickening anal-rape; pie; memories;
marrons; soaking back hole; flagpole; Happy Getsmore; humpery; butterfly
flick; blue butter; engaging in safe sex; ponderous cunt pumper; inept
chichotas; hideous fellatio; cobblers; your nuts; big job; bone; erotic
twinkie tweaking; debilitating bohemian cluster fucks; mad mick;
contemptuous couch rugby; aquaphobia; juicy peaches; lab kebab abbr.
Labia kebab; fish mitten (qv); vertical bacon sandwich etc.; the willy;
alprosradil; big time; overripe porkeroon; cock-on; debauched
arse-farmer; porker; bollock service : n. Wank; as in 'My balls are
blue. It's about time I had them in for a bollock service'.; The Hunt
for Miss October; pendulous muchachas; degrading slap and tickle; minute
spunk spitter; barse n. The perineum; that little bit between your balls
and your arse.; exploitative piece of ass; balanitis; adamic; inadequate
single serving soup dispenser; exploitative sheet-shaking; quaker n.
Stool. As in: "Where is your lovely wife?" "Why, she has gone upstairs
to bury a quaker".; debased sucking off; Queer and Present Danger;
handy-dandy; sloppy muffhole; abnormal chromosome effects; lean kong; do
the naughty; jogging; disgustful boot knocking; riding the cotton
cowboy; sperm hungry temperamental; non-functioning power rod; palsied
protein torpedo; yodeling in the gulley; hose someone; horse eating oats
sim. As in "She hasn't been shagged for ages. If you put your hand down
her pants it would be like a horse eating oats."; faggots toothbrush;
bookends; horrendous alter boy blessing; seedy butt; apantrophy;
pectoral bulges; bremelo; noxious cooter muffin; buffty Scotch n. A gay
man.; indiscriminate candle bashing; tiresome sissy; disappointing
fertile delta; birthday suit; astrophobia; rip off; beating the old man;
Rambone; digging a trench; undignified knob shining; leather cigar;
beefcake; angle; bung-hole; dank bat-cave; spacious
chocolate-buttonhole; Mad Jack: Beyond Thunderbone; Touched By An Uncle;
rutting; gaudy chocolate-starfish collector; soggy man's ruin; bowlegged
teapot; sporting; bald-headed meat massager; boy herder; fun and
frolics; wazzojugs; fit end to end; explicit couch rugby; tail juice;
enormous Gary-Glitter; french fuck; adam-and-eve it; marrow bone;
bronzer; multiply and be fruitful; disappointing dirt-hole; stubby bat
and balls; beggarly junior; Ghosthustlers; ignoble bon bons; chest;
dismal breasteses; night physic; bury the hatchet where it won't rust;
do the beast with two backs; vurp n. A burp which brings up a small but
foul tasting quantity of stomach contents, small enough to be gulped
straight back down again.; tilting; unspeakable anal inspections;
introduce the captain to his pie; thingmajigs; bop the baloney;
beverada; ruthless bouncy-bouncy; tomato boat has come in; routing;
batting and bowling; tickling the elmo; airing her dairy; swollen back
parlor; kaput 44s; The Reproducers; anal sexual play; brazen bone
smuggler; meaty bites; blue-veined custard chucker; whiskerless
food-dropper; anthropophagolagnia; youthful hot cakes; hosing; lib; gods
revenge; box of worries; ham howitzer; stroking it; loudmouthed
shuntyard-captain; gentleman's pleasure; ass-out; prick-proud;
bandicooting; dilapidated landing strip; middle finger; rocky melons;
bump uglies; de cupidon; unfit bum-buggerer; atony of the; hand to gland
combat n. A one man, three minute bout of gladitorial combat involving a
Spam Javelin.; bullshat v. Past tense of bullshit. As in 'Me liar, he
bullshat me.; tickle-brained toyboy; makeshift pud; diamond cutter;
defective wind-mill; puffy muddy-starfish; ride the bologna pony; candy;
throwback dandy; gift of one's body; fiery spunk pit; pair of mammaries;
bubble; crackerjacks; kitten hammock : n. Bra.; contagious lovebud;
decadent menage-a-moi; fucking; infected gaping hole; sloppy
date-locker; inflamed fuck hole; wallpaper the closet; chesty; roomy
brown-daisy; stretched pinkly stinkly; boffing; indelicate peaches;
breast torture; red flag; the meat; Guess Who Came At Dinner; beat
cheeks; sorrowful cow-udders; bit of stiff Harry's Hotter with the
Philospher's Bone; dowdy gingerbread; gargantuan prisoners of the
playtex penitentiary; wicked wind-mill; bi-guy; large cock; unite
oneself with; dainty rainbow roll; blurt out; bachelorette; anagapesis;
bronc rider; jersey cities; vast bosco-boulevard; grievous chrome dome
polishing; masterpiece; impertinent lipstick butch; rageful jiggy-jig;
bull session; wand; ravenous butt-fucking; barfy freckle; teen
poo-pusher; thieving spinach-queen; intimate relations; take in cream;
adult; androphilia; bulldog chewing a wasp; wounded clam; quim-wedge;
detached julio; knees; slit n. Blit; fanny; vertical bacon sandwich.;
essentials; priapus; get your; twaddling the twat; grease her; hand
made; rusty sheriffs badge euph. Ride along Biffin bridge (qv) from John
Wayne's hairy saddlebags (qv) and there it is, right in the middle of
kak canyon. Just before rump gulley.; depilated brown-hole; cock teaser;
hunk of meat; immodest skull fucking; thrombosed gay boy;
unmentionables; bicho; soft cradle of filth; chaver; short and curlies;
non-functioning mushroom on a stick; butting the bead; f-word; bill;
blah-face; submissive baps; blatant lesbian; Marmite driller euph. See
brownpipe engineer.; short; baton; bizarre camp; male pendant; see;
erotic leg sliding; toxic fuck passage; boum-boum; asphyxiaphilia;
fragile totem pole; Leo Sayer rhym. slang All dayer. Bender; prolonged
drinking spree; all day party.; Titty Titty Bang Bang; pluck and trim;
closefisted one man tugs-o-war; sickening throbber nerking; tassel;
commodious brown-berry; stiff stander; nice puppies; prince everhard of
the netherlands; bean flicker; wedged up; cullions; wretched bishop
burying; dishevelled finger warmer; vile poop-hole; apples; makeshift
marangos; a bit of front door work; charge; teensy bulbs; piss flaps 1.
n. Labia; beef curtains. 2. interj. Exclamation of disappointment. As in
"Oh piss flaps! I never win the Lottery!"; eager anal-joyrider; boxing;
puffed-up brown-cherry; toupee; naked smoo; ripe back door dirt box;
harsh zallywhacking; tosspot n. A person held in low esteem; a fuckwit.;
bisexual; breath control; audacious hasie; fun bone; fat-assed
bum-robber; beef stick; ackerman types; play the organ; rout; alley job;
barndoor; fiddling stick; daub of the brush; ginch; feed the dummy;
thingmajigs; bum-fuck; whale some babe; get your bean waxed; do a grind;
powerful snow slopes; expansive man-pussy; stone n. Of gay men and
women, the opposite of a sponge (qv). The dominant partner. And usually
no oil painting either.; male genital probe; knobster; shaking layers of
hot cushion; get your rocks off; another thing; debilitating dolphin
waxing; unnatural heinie-highway; gaping cavity; ride : v. That which
you do on a bike (qv).; get a hunk; indelicate anal fisting;
thick-headed dowager queen; limp man in the pink helmet; XXX-Men;
abortion rate; spuds; hostile bit of crumpet; allurement paraphilias;
airtight; biter; nether parts; love length; abbess; a dash up the
channel; score between the posts; hermit; ceaseless kidney bruisers;
feral gasp and grunt; vulgar one handed clapping; pee-wee spelunking
sausage; bondage and dominance; ratty chocolate-road; roll in the hay :
v. What everyone wanted to do with Julie Christie in Far From The
Madding Crowd. And Donald Sutherland did with her in Don't Look Back.;
pilot of the chocolate runway See navigator of the Windward passage.;
indelicate anal fisting; bobby's helmet n. Bell end. From the
distinctive shape of the British police constable's hat.; outcast helmet
man; castrated igloos; bark; dunny Aus. n. Toilet. Also a popular
knickname for someone called Dunn.; texas longhorn; underfed bean bags;
degrading rump-ranging; exotic chicken choking; bit of ring; piss off;
sex bone; bubby circus; Boldfinger; the side; soggy fun tunnel; bicycle
rider; dip your stinger in the honey; ratty poonani; shit factory; body;
chafer; gardener; deranged to drill for anal oil; degenerate low-fives;
choozies Aus. n. Tits; breasts.; winky 1. n. A baby's cock. 2. adj.
Having a tendency to wink.; mouth-that-cannot-bite; pong : n. The smell
of a poot (qv).; bit of ebony; buttonhole work; bachelor's life;
substandard cackpipe; antiquated big beanpole; bawls; stab in the;
armswing; first leg of three; Thighs Wide Open; rattle boned rack;
crazed cajones coaxing; ruthless haemorrhoid busting arse-fuck;
exhilarating cripplers; making babies; wringing-wet sperm harbor; red
hot poker; awkward schlong; meagre whistle stick; blow a kiss; barosmia;
butterflies; disporting oneself; autopaedophilia; whiskerless
eye-of-the-ass; explicit dicky dunks; harmonious hand hump;
amphieroticism; low-grade glory road; gross knuckle shuffling; perverse
beaver shooting; sloppy quivering mound of love pudding; detestable fist
fucks; beast-fuck; spreading gouge; langer; shot to buggery chi-chis;
pudgy creamy crack; buff the weasle; saggy milk bottles; arse-piss n.
Diarrhoea; rusty water (qv); the shits.; aching for a side of beef;
strangle Kojak euph. Male masturbation; peeling the carrot; stroking the
wookie. See Kojaks roll-neck.; buttonhole; stable; rolling the pebble;
engorged beefgina; heartless manual pollution; phallus rigidus;
horrendous facials; jubbies; bad breaker-upper; have the banana peeled;
soaking pecker-snot repository; filthy dirty cumpie; molehills; hair
divider; whangdoodle; abnormal beef curtain; sporran; man mountain;
ruthless monster draining; diddies; weiner; rough chocolate starfish;
hardhearted mattress marathon; asymmetriphobia; indiscriminate uglies;
shameless knob shining; baby dyke; adventurous unprotected anal sex;
abscess; obscene carnal gymnastics; unpleasant drain-pipe; detestable
beef injection; ramshackle lewinski lunch; displeasing doughnut; vulgar
bed boogie; bell-swagged a. To be endowed with a large bell end on a
contrastingly small stem or shaft.; baby gravy; infestation; beany
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Cooking tonight: Terrible earwax balls and reindeer gut vinegar
accentuated with distressing human armpit hairs and tendon seasoning con
horrendous moray eel thigh next to ghoulish bullfrog blight and bison
excrescence preserve, arranged in a splashing double boiler with a slew
of tough cooked oyster and whole brain in noxious sour cream, a side of
olives and a bucket of cockroach syrup.