Re: Tholen does an extensive "soul search" and finds..........nothing......Lucifer's ears perks-up !!

Darla

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Dec 14, 2009, 1:30:40 AM12/14/09

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"tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu> wrote in message
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> Darla writes:
>
> 10> Newsgroups:
> rec.arts.poems,sci.physics,alt.astronomy,alt.gossip.celebrities,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
> 10> Then maybe we all ought to take them bowlin'.
>
> So easy, a caveman could do it. But what does
> that have to do with OS/2, Darla?
>
> 10> Clearly entoned from his treetop position.
>
> What does your classic erroneous presupposition
> have to do with OS/2, Darla?
>
> 10> 'Tis more fun to resist!
>
> What does your classic erroneous presupposition
> have to do with OS/2, Darla?

What do your questions have to do with OS/2, David?

--
**** Darla
Be well and come... be welcome
You are the fifth star!

Nightcrawler

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Dec 16, 2009, 5:28:21 PM12/16/09

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On 12/16/2009 3:20 PM, tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

> Have you stopped beating your wife, Double-A? Answer
> with a yes or a no.

Nice.

Double-A

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Dec 17, 2009, 3:25:02 PM12/17/09

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On Dec 16, 1:20 pm, "tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu>
wrote:
> Double-A writes:
>
> 744> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,sci.astro,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
> 744> Hahahahahahah!
>
> What does your laughter have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

Taken in the context of Jeff's statement that Warp was named after
you, because no one is more warped than you, it had everything to do
with OS/2!

> "I do nothing but ask OS/2 questions here"
> --Double-A
>
> Further proof that you're a liar, Double-A.
>
> 745> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
>
> 745> Classic evasion of the question.
>
> I'm well aware that you've been evading my questions,
> Double-A. No need to tell me about it, Double-A.
>
> 745> Glad you agree, Tholen.
>
> Still suffering from reading comprehension problems,
> Double-A? I indicated no agreement with you, Double-A.
> Rather, I commented on the irrelevance of your remark,
> Double-A.
>
> 745> Classic evasion of the question.
>
> I'm well aware that you've been evading my questions,
> Double-A.

What questions were those?

> No need to tell me about it, Double-A.
>
> 745> Please, just answer with a yes or a no.

>
> Have you stopped beating your wife, Double-A? Answer
> with a yes or a no.
>

> "I do nothing but ask OS/2 questions here"
> --Double-A
>
> Further proof that you're a liar, Double-A.

Are you really a Tholen impersonator? Why would anyone want to
impersonate a guy like Tholen?

Double-A

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Dec 17, 2009, 4:54:24 PM12/17/09

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Post often to alt.test, Nightcrawler?

Double-A

Nightcrawler

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Dec 17, 2009, 6:12:28 PM12/17/09

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On 12/17/2009 3:54 PM, Double-A wrote:

> Post often to alt.test, Nightcrawler?

No.

Though, I notice this is heading that way.

Double-A

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Dec 19, 2009, 2:52:20 PM12/19/09

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On Dec 19, 10:00 am, "tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu>
wrote:
> Double-A writes:
>
> 753> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
>
> 753> Don't worry. I promise to keep my knife in my pocket.
>
> What does your knife have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

Would you believe, the official IBM OS/2 souvenir pocket knife?

> 753> Typical!
>
> Yet another typical off-topic posting from you, Double-A.
>
> 753> Just answer the question for a change!
>
> Just state the relevance of your question for a change,
> Double-A.

Do you think that would really make you respond any differently?

> 753> I already answered that question.
>
> Therefore you are still beating your wife, Double-A. You
> can get in serious trouble for spouse abuse.

Non sequitur. Besides, I no longer have a spouse. How about you?

> 753> Sure it is!
>
> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.
>
> 753> Yet you don't deny it.
>
> Yet I haven't confirmed it either, Double-A. What does
> that allow you to conclude, Double-A?

I conclude from your behavior that you enjoy reading and replying to
my posts.

> 753> A poster as popular as me, how can I help but have a vast
> audience?
>
> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

There is no group where every single sentence is on topic.

Double-A

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Dec 21, 2009, 3:47:53 PM12/21/09

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On Dec 21, 12:02 am, "tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu>
wrote:
> Double-A writes:
>
> 755> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
>
> 755> It has multiple tools that nobody uses.
>
> Is that supposed to make it more believable, Double-A?

Perhaps not, but it makes the knife more like OS/2.

> 755> Come on, you haven't said a thing about your life's companion.

>
> "I do nothing but ask OS/2 questions here"
> --Double-A
>
> Further proof that you're a liar, Double-A.

Easy evasion!

> 755> Or are you living the life of a monk?

>
> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

Why have you put nothing about your family on the web?

> 755> Glad you continue to read and respond to my every post.
>
> Classic erroneous presupposition.

You prove it with every response!

Double-A

jmalloy

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Dec 22, 2009, 1:50:03 AM12/22/09

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tho...@antispam.ham tholed:

> No need to them me about it.

Hah! Say, what does the verb "to them" mean? <chortle!>

BradGuth

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Dec 22, 2009, 3:43:53 PM12/22/09

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On Dec 22, 12:35 pm, "tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu>
wrote:
> Jeff Relf writes:
>
> 19> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
>
> 19> Well I'll be damned !
>
> What does your damnation have to do with OS/2, Relf?
>
> 19> the "Tholen·Bot" is a real·live human being.
>
> What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to
> do with OS/2, Relf?
>
> 19> Only you ( Double·A ) could've figured that out.
>
> What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to
> do with OS/2, Relf?
>
> 19> I bet Dr. Tholen doesn't know that it was a women/step·son
> 19> that led to your current condition:
>
> Who is "Dr. Tholen", Relf? There is nobody in this
> newsgroup using that alias.
>
> 19> Checking account seized for back taxes.
> 19> Wages seized.
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Relf?
>
> 19> Wet/Sore feet.
> 19> No ·LEGAL· place to sleep.
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Relf?
>
> 19> Also, I bet Tholen doesn't know you want to compound your
> situation
> 19> by taking on yet another ( Korean ) women/step·son.
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Relf?
>
> 19> Tholen makes good money; likely, he has a wife and grand·kids.
> 19> "The state" has all the money, in case you hadn't noticed.
>
> What does your speculation have to do with OS/2, Relf?

Think of contributor "Relf" as OS/2 toilet paper.

~ BG

Double-A

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Dec 26, 2009, 7:29:39 PM12/26/09

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On Dec 26, 4:06 pm, "tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu>
wrote:
> Double-A writes:
>
> 777> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
>
> 777> Can the IBM Newsreader handle the Tholenbot?
>
> Classic erroneous presupposition.

Was that a yes, or a no?

> 777> Google has its limits too.
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
>
> 777> I ran into it the other day and had to switch accounts to keep
> 777> posting.
>
> What does the evidence for your obsession with posting to newsgroups
> have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
>
> 777> P.S. Hey Tholen: I'm back!
>
> What does your bad news have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

(Secretly Tholen can't wait to read the rest of my post!)

> 778> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
>
> 778> No, the "Streets of Tanasbourne" are just west of here.
> Interesting
> 778> place though. A compete replica of a traditional small town with
> 778> everything except the parking meters!
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
>
> 778> Unfortunately, Cisco is not available in the stores here (mice
> holiday
> 778> line up they have though!) You even have to go outside of
> Hillsboro
> 778> to buy Nighttrain! Some wines are just too "bad" to sell in
> upscale
> 778> Hillsboro. Buy the way, I never drink those "bum wines."
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
>
> 778> Tanasbourne is a cluster of shopping centers.
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
>
> 778> You must mean the Rock Creek campus of Portland Community
> College.
> 778> Rock Creek itself is a community centered around a creek and golf
> 778> course. I used to belong to that country club! Glory days. But
> a
> 778> guy who comes into Safeway here in a wheel chair just bought me a
> hot
> 778> Starbucks coffee! Back in those days nobody would have bought me
> a
> 778> cup of coffee!
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
>
> 779> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
>
> 779> Well, we are all anxiously waiting to hear about your Christmas,
> 779> Tholen.
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
>
> 779> Don't spare any details. How was dinner?
>
> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

I know, it's hard to talk about a it, a sad, lonely, and empty
Christmas Day.

> 779> Get the presents you wanted?
>
> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
>
> 779> Was Santa good to you?
>
> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

Santa missed you again, huh? How sad.

> 779> Looks like you were sitting up waiting for him when you
> 779> posted this.
>
> What it looks like to you is irrelevant, Double-A.

But you know.

> 779> Sorry I couldn't be here yesterday to keep you entertained.
>
> Classic erroneous presupposition.
>
> 779> Almost brought the laptop and tried to access wi-fi from
> 779> outside the store with battery power, but thought it would
> 779> be to cold out there to mess with it. Besides, I used all
> 779> my time to good purpose in pleasant conversation with the
> 779> lovely Kim over hot buffalo wings! It was the best Christmas
> ever!
> 779> How about yours?
>
> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

Still too painful to talk about, huh?

> 779> Spend the day fine tuning your OS/ 2 system?
>
> Classic erroneous presupposition.

So then what did you do with yourself?

> 779> (OS/2 content)

>
> "I do nothing but ask OS/2 questions here"
> --Double-A
>
> Further proof that you're a liar, Double-A.

I know, you can't help yourself blurting out names to call me. Is
there any hope of you Turrets syndrome ever improving?

Double-A

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Dec 27, 2009, 12:33:14 PM12/27/09

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On Dec 26, 8:09 pm, "tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu>
wrote:
> Double-A writes:
>
> 782> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
>
> 782> I see that you didn't answer of my questions, Tholen, not
> 782> a single one of them! No surprise there, really.
>
> I see that you didn't state the relevance of your questions to
> OS/2, Double-A, not a single one of them! No surprise there,
> really.

All questions asked here are somehow OS/2 related by virtue of the
fact that they are being asked in an OS/2 advocacy group.

> 782> Hey, maybe New Years will be better.

>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

Don't you want New Years to be better?

> 782> Make plans to attend a party.

>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

Don't you like parties?

> 782> Get a date.

>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

When was the last time you were able to get a date?

> 782> Shouldn't be that hard for a man in your position.

>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

What do you think?

> 782> Buy a bottle of Dom Perignon!

>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

Too expensive?

> 782> Live a little.

>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

Better than dying a little.

> 782> I hate to think of you just sitting around your apartment
> 782> playing with your Pluto!

>
> What does your classic erroneous presupposition

> have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

Erroneous? I'll bet!

Double-A

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Dec 29, 2009, 3:13:00 PM12/29/09

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On Dec 28, 6:02 pm, "tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu>
wrote:
> Double-A writes:
>
> 788> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
>
> 788> I protest! HJ's post was a tale of OS/2, totally relevant in
> this
> 788> group! I object to your giving the same treatment you give to
> off
> 788> topic posts here!
>
> What does your objection have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
>
> 789> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
>
> 789> 99 out of 100 readers agree, you're the one making the kOok
> posts!
>
> What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim

> have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
>

> 789> Just answer the question!
>
> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
> Practice what you preach, Double-A.
>
> 789> Just answer the question!
>
> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
> Practice what you preach, Double-A.
>
> 789> You haven't answered those questions yet!
>
> What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim

> have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
>

> 789> Do you have a better theory on why OS/2 failed.
>
> Classic erroneous presupposition.
>
> 789> The one remaining OS/2 user in the field is glad you still here,
> 789> Tholen. That's what it has to do with OS/2.
>
> Classic erroneous presupposition.

Enough chit chat. We've got to plan your New Years Eve, Tholen.
Found a date yet? Perhaps there's some young research assistant
you've had your eye on? Now's the time to line it up! Perhaps you
can find a party from the following list:

1 New Years Eve 2010 @ Zanzabar Nightclub
Zanzabar Nightclub - Honolulu

2 New Years Eve 2010 @ 18+ Velvet Lounge Tuesdays
18+ Velvet Lounge Tuesdays - Honolulu

3 New Years Eve 2010 @ Moose McGillycuddys
Moose McGillycuddys - Honolulu

4 New Years Eve 2010 @ Don Ho's Island Grill
Don Ho's Island Grill - Honolulu

5 New Years Eve 2010 @ Concert Hall, Neal Blaisdell Center
Concert Hall, Neal Blaisdell Center - Honolulu

6 New Years Eve 2010 @ Thunder Ball '007 - Honolulu
Thunder Ball '007 - Honolulu - Honolulu

7 New Years Eve 2010 @ Rumors
Rumors - Honolulu

8 New Years Eve 2010 @ Club Reign
Club Reign - Honolulu

9 New Years Eve 2010 @ Neal S Blaisdell Arena
Neal S Blaisdell Arena - Honolulu

10 New Years Eve 2010 @ Pipeline Cafe
Pipeline Cafe - Honolulu

11 New Years Eve 2010 @ The New Irish Rose
The New Irish Rose - Honolulu

12 New Years Eve 2010 @ Visions Nightclub and Bar
Visions Nightclub and Bar - Honolulu

13 New Years Eve 2010 @ Waikiki Shell
Waikiki Shell - Honolulu

http://www.clubzone.com/nye1/honolulu-new-years-eve.html

Just go to the website for details. Don't be caught again with your
pants up on New Years Eve. Remember, at the stroke of midnight,
kissing is manditory. Then one thing leads to another!

Good luck! I'll expect a full report back later.

Double-A

Ron Thompson

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Double-A

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Dec 29, 2009, 6:24:19 PM12/29/09

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On Dec 29, 2:58 pm, "tho...@antispam.ham" <tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu>
wrote:
> Double-A writes:
>
> 790> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
>
> 790> Enough chit chat.

>
> "I do nothing but ask OS/2 questions here"
> --Double-A
>

> Further proof that you're a liar, Double-A, given that chit-chat
> isn't the same as asking OS/2 questions.

I was referring to your chit chat, Tholen, usually about everything in
the world not having anything to do with OS/2.

> 790> We've got to plan your New Years Eve, Tholen.
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

Stay tuned.

> 790> Found a date yet?

>
> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

No time to wait. Better get one now!

> 790> Perhaps there's some young research assistant
> 790> you've had your eye on?

>
> What does your question have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

Better make your move!

> 790> Now's the time to line it up! Perhaps you
> 790> can find a party from the following list:
>
> What does your list have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

Nevertheless, a great list, huh?

> 790> 1 New Years Eve 2010 @ Zanzabar Nightclub
> 790> Zanzabar Nightclub - Honolulu
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?